hello i'm new to the HAMB

[BlacktopBrawler]

hello, im new to the HAMB.i have many friends that post on here,but until now i have just looked on in silence

[Kojack]

Hey, how's it going? Tell us a bit more about yourself... got any rides or projects in the works?

[BlacktopBrawler]

I have a 30 tudor w/302 c-4 9" w/370's i've been working on it since the lone star round up.a good friend of mine traded me straight across for my 63 triumph.other than that i have just been looking for a crusier for my wife and kids.

[AHotRod]

So if you have been lurking.......You shouold know that your to tell us about your self, cars, sex, dogs, projects, and beer........and send pictures of your wife !

[BlacktopBrawler]

yeah i have cars,drink beer,and if you have a dog i'll have sex with it.

[Bass]

I hear that good friend of yours is an asshole that likes to blow up triumphs.

[MBL]

I like the sounds of this guy...we can pair him up with Noodles.
Tim
MBL

[Action Girl]

Wow! That's great...

I've been hoping a dog-porker would join the hamb! My pug is wanting some man love in a bad way but I didn't know anyone who could fulfill her inters- species desires until now... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Welcome to the HAMB. Got any pics of the car?

[AHotRod]

No dog, butt my neighbor has a Cat !

[BlacktopBrawler]

hey bass sorry about bustin up the party saturday guess you made it out alive

[BlacktopBrawler]

i'll get some pics on here someday. im not real slick with this compter stuff.ifin you know what i mean

[Bass]

Not to worry.

I was only there about a blow job anyway.

Be nice to this guy...he really does have a car. I can vouch for that much. As far as the dog fucking, well I can't vouch for that, but it wouldn't suprise me too much.

[FLAT-TOP BOB]

welcome fellow texan!

[BlacktopBrawler]

thanks bass,hey flat top another friend of mine just joined up with you guys in the last week or so. you know a real small guy without any tattoos.

[hankcash]

C'MON Bass....
I think it's time the truth was out...
You and ol' Blacktop have quite a bit in common!
HC

[hankcash]

uh-huh!

[50 Ford]

Well. FUCK-AN-A!
that's my motherfuckin brother!
I think I have a shitty pic of your car. I know I have a pic of your bike!

[50 Ford]

car....

[50 Ford]

the man himself.....

[Curly]

What the hell is that? Let me see...little gun...Big FLAMING red hat...sunglasses at night....and what's THAT do I see a hardon hangon out that boys drawers? Please tell me that is his belt!!! Hope he ain't huntin' for a piece of the neighbors cocker spaniel!!!!

[DrJ]

That's all we need a GAY CABALLERO in a red Stetson! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

And what kind of a gay name is BlacktopBrawler?
Sheesh... probably grew up at Jacko's Neverland.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Welcome to the HAMB BtB!

[Assdragger]

Dude, just come on out and call yourself DogFucker, we wont think less of you!....(under breath)...fuckin dog fucker!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

You might wanna hook up....haahaha, uh hook-up with Nads, hes into animal husbandry (sp) as well!

[drgnwgn289]

Welcome aboard dude...this boy is the real deal.
Jake

[onelow48]

Welcome aboard! That bike is money.

[4t64rd]

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yeah i have cars,drink beer,and if you have a dog i'll have sex with it.

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Welcome,

I'm too, am too much man to be limited to a single species.

[quickrod]

jesus christ man what the fucks in the water down there,or do they just pump fuckin tequila through the pipes from mexico?nice fuckin hat to you mess.....curly,we gotta party with this fuckin dude.but he's gotta leave his dog at home...welcome aboard....im callin the cops......damn.

[du$ty]

you truck driving son of a bitch... what you need that rifle for ? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif bass...booger and a 12 pack of pearl...what else do you need. BBr's hellbent sedan does exist...and if you see it comin...better run. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gifno im serious.
hes the real deal..he has more von dutch shirts than anyone..even more than lefty. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Curly]

Quickrod...it's startin to snow outside and I'm thinkin' you just might be right about partyin' with this dude...at his place, where it's still warm. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

I'll bring my camera and you dress up in that doggy costume you got. If I take pictures that doesn't make ME gay and if he thinks you're a dog that doesn't make HIM gay...wait a minute. NOPE! No matter how I look at it somethin' is still wrong with this picture. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
How about on the way we pick up that dude with the wet spots on his pants and his little 4 legged buddy (from the previous posts) and stand back and see whut happins? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Welcome to the HAMB and here is a site for you to help you understand what them doggies are a sayin'..


http://www.wagntrain.com/BodyLanguage.htm

[quickrod]

ok but i gotta get the dog costume back from your sister....you demented fuck....yea,thats why we hang.....we need hats like that then we'd be rootin tootin texans!yeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwww!!!

[Crease]

Welcome to the HAMB, but please stay away from my dog.

Thanks,

[flt-blk]

Finally got signed in, welcome BTB.
He does have a car
Bass blew up that Triumph and
You do want to party with this guy.

And that picture is not out of character, I am in the
foreground watching in awe (Note the Hamb Drags shirt).

That's all I can say about that night withought bringing
back the bad dreams.
TZ

[BlacktopBrawler]

well shit