LORDZ OF KUZTOMZ

[lordz of kuztomz]

HEY GUYS THE MERC IS UP 4 SALE, EMAIL ME IF INTERESTED, www.LORDZOFKUZTOMZ.COM (http://www.LORDZOFKUZTOMZ.COM)

[wes]

this is why you always catch shit on here man. u pop up and all u do is spam..
wes

[AssGasket]

beautiful car...

try putting it in the "Classified" section maybe...???

[Germ]

JESSIE rules. alot HARDER then the INTERNET fags who RIDE him....

NICE MERC man,,

germ

[hemi]

Wot ever happened to that chopped hearse? You get it finished? Got any more pics?

[Lionheart]

Wes The Weasel, You eat SPAM for breakfast, lunck and dinner. You wouldn't know 'kool' when it slaps ya in the face.

[candyman]

How much jesse?

[wes]

lionheart u are a piece of shit, as for lord of customs. his cars rule and personally i dont give a shit what he posts but when he posts and people jump all over him he wonders why. well thats why
wes

[hatch]

Shouldn't it be spelled..."Zpam"????? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif.......Lheart...the truth hurts..get used to it.

[old beet]

Thats one fine lookin Merc....OLDBEET

[Antibilly]

Nice Ridea as said before!!!!!
hey Wes you trying to take my place!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I tend to taste my feet before I stick em in my mouth these dayz!!

[Kevin Lee]

Nice Merc. I could give a rat's ass if you spam here. Looking at those cars is worth it. Too bad we always see the same damn pictures though. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Any build up shots showing how you did the straight pillar? Donor door?

And GERM - There's your fucking convertible.

[El Caballo]

Hmmm, he only asks for interest...not the ability to afford. I'M IN!

Spam, spam, spam, marvelous spammmm! Oh wonderful spam!

I'd like to see more pics of that convertible.

[kustombuilder]

[ QUOTE ]
Wes The Weasel, You eat SPAM for breakfast, lunck and dinner. You wouldn't know 'kool' when it slaps ya in the face.

[/ QUOTE ]


HA HA HA HA HA!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif boy you got him pegged!!!

[kustombuilder]

[ QUOTE ]
Hmmm, he only asks for interest...not the ability to afford. I'M IN!

Spam, spam, spam, marvelous spammmm! Oh wonderful spam!

I'd like to see more pics of that convertible.

[/ QUOTE ]


check out his web site then http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif....

[plan9]

YEEEAH JESSE, WHATS UP BRUTHA!! <mike here....>

jesse is a straight up mofo, instead of bitching at him head over to his shop in person and talk face to face....true PASSION for the game. lighten up.... you want build pics? sit tight, once i get some time to head over there and snap shots, ill do it up.

will be adding a bunch of in progress pics as well as rides for sale.

[Johnny Ace]

Heya Karnale! Jesse, I'm still working on that piece for the shop(El Garaje MAS Chingon!)....things got a little hairy in Texas this summer! It's comin'..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[TexasHardcore]

That car is fuckin sick, I love it.

[justinm]

hey

where is you're shop again?

i'm in east Los Angeles on weekends often nowadays......
i got family in sliverlake......

lemme know

[plan9]

shop is in boyle heights, right off the 10

http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?ed=hG2b_ep_0TpnWzjNyuXQkb70feAdyvMHuE5 8&amp;csz=los+angeles+ca+90063&amp;country=us

[SamIyam]

What does it run in the quarter mile?
Sam.

[=mike=]

[ QUOTE ]
What does it run in the quarter mile?
Sam.

[/ QUOTE ]


downtown on a friday night , mine usually takes about 20 minutes to do a 1/4 mile . it would take longer but there arent enough stopsigns .

[plan9]

[ QUOTE ]
What does it run in the quarter mile?
Sam.

[/ QUOTE ]

sam you ego maniac you!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

in the blue 51 cheby we rolled a 1/4 mile in about 10-15 minutes at pomona couple weekends back http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[burndup]

[ QUOTE ]
And GERM - There's your fucking convertible.


[/ QUOTE ]

awww yeeeah!

MORE PICS!!!

-J

[SamIyam]

I love it!

Low and slow...
Sam.

[Jkustom]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What does it run in the quarter mile?
Sam.

[/ QUOTE ]


downtown on a friday night , mine usually takes about 20 minutes to do a 1/4 mile . it would take longer but there arent enough stopsigns .

[/ QUOTE ] Thats what Im talkin about! -J.

[Broman]

We DO have a classified section dude. Put your stuff there, it does get read - ALL OF THE TIME!!!!

As for this board...it's for "Spreading the gospel of traditional hot rods and kustoms to greasers world wide... " (not my words, but the words of the guy who runs the show here.)

We talk cars and how to's and things of that nature. This isn't Ebay....As for your cars, they are tits. I wish you WOULD hang out here and post some info, maybe even to tell some other guy that his shit looks good too or to show some new guy how you would customize his car if it were yours. Exchange!!!!!! If you don't contribute noone will read your posts. I only read it because I knew you'd spam and I knew someone would jump your shit - it's always fun to read a bashing once in a while.

[wes]

after reading my post from last night,it did come off as bitching. there is no arguing the coolness of that car, i didnt say anything about the car, actually I didnt tell him not to post, all i said was dont be surprised when u get ripped on for spamming.looked at the website last night and the stuff is way cool but come on,, hes posted that pic 20 times!! haha whatever, if no one else cares... some new pics would be really cool. My intention wasnt to knock your cars or anything but i remember a 5 page long shit fest a while ago over this exact same thing. i agree with broman,I look forward to seeing you post more on here with pics of your buildups ect. As for you kustombuilder, i dunno what your problem is but you can eat a dick
wes

[plan9]

[ QUOTE ]
We DO have a classified section dude. Put your stuff there, it does get read - ALL OF THE TIME!!!!

As for this board...it's for "Spreading the gospel of traditional hot rods and kustoms to greasers world wide... " (not my words, but the words of the guy who runs the show here.)

We talk cars and how to's and things of that nature. This isn't Ebay....As for your cars, they are tits. I wish you WOULD hang out here and post some info, maybe even to tell some other guy that his shit looks good too or to show some new guy how you would customize his car if it were yours. Exchange!!!!!! If you don't contribute noone will read your posts. I only read it because I knew you'd spam and I knew someone would jump your shit - it's always fun to read a bashing once in a while.

[/ QUOTE ]

broman, see any bashing in this thread? i see only compliments.. you will see build pics and other fun stuff on jesse's site soon enough. one word, RELAX... some people get so wound up over petty shit. take it with a grain of salt and MOVE ON...

[SwitchBlade327]

whine, bitch, piss, moan, blah blah blah....

[TP]

Hell I love salt om spam. What else you got for sale? TP

[Broman]

Plan9, Is that the only part of my post you read? Time for Plan10......

Don't bend my post into an arguement man, I didn't write it with a malicious tone - it may not have translated that way but I wasn't bawling him out. Sorry if it sounded rough - this board isn't for pussies.


This guy has passed on the opportunity to get his shit put in Rod and Custom Magazine, not just once either...at least that's how I remember the last time Scribe tried to get him on the phone. Good enough to SPAM but then he passes on a chance that most us would give anything for? I dunno man... the biggest bitch we (those who are "blasting" him with the SPAM moniker) have here is that out of 160 post 159 have been, "Hey, for sale:" or "My web addy is....". So what? Most of the guys on here are in the "business" of cars, but they aren't putting it in every post they initiate. Do a search under LOK's name and you'll see what I am saying...

I never knocked the guy's talent or his cars, I just think he fails to use some tact. Ohh and he isn't contributing as much as a guy like him could. I mean damn, putting out cars like those and he can't help answer a question or give someone a pat on the back now and again?

[burndup]

HMMM! it must be that time of the month, AGAIN,

Heres the "problem" as I see it...

1. The dude hasn't been on here that much, just hasn't learned the etiquette yet.

2. When he does drop in, he gets welcomed like a leper at a "Nuerotic Hypochondriac Group Sex Festival."

3. He then says fuck it, and goes back to work, and doesn't drop in for a long time.

4. When he finally forgets why he said "Aw, fuck those whiney bitches!" and comes back, he suddenly remembers.

5. now, go back to 1 and start over. Nice endless loop, huh?

The guy clearly has mad skillZZZZZZ, perhaps if we didn't drive him away, we could learn some good shit.

Hell, at the very least, I wanna see some more pictures... whats gonna get him to do that? "Atta boys" or "Fawkyooz?"

The fact that this place is self-policing is a double edged sword. All it took was ONE guy to say "hey, put the spam in the classified section." Not a bazillion. I guess people don't read all the posts in a thread before they post....

Cause thats why there were 1274 IDENTICAL FUCKING posts interpreting what Titus' editorial "really" meant...

The extraordinary amount of network bandwidth that this forum burns ISN'T just from images... its when the server gets hammered by high volumes of "gets" and "puts." Figure it out, a "get" occurs when you read a page, a "put" when you post. Good enough reason not to post if yer gonna say the EXACT same thing someone else already did.

Actually, I just think its pathetic when grown men whine like bitches and have hissy-fights with one another. GAY.

Time to go drinking with college-sluts, I'm sure theres gonna be a whole load of bandwidth-wasting criticism waiting for me in the morning...

-J

[CherryBlossom]

[ QUOTE ]
Actually, I just think its pathetic when grown men whine like bitches and have hissy-fights with one another. GAY.


[/ QUOTE ]

God, you got that right. There's always the exception to the rule, but GIRLS aren't even as bad as some of the guys on the HAMB tend to be.

[plan9]

[ QUOTE ]
Plan9, Is that the only part of my post you read? Time for Plan10......

Don't bend my post into an arguement man, I didn't write it with a malicious tone - it may not have translated that way but I wasn't bawling him out. Sorry if it sounded rough - this board isn't for pussies.


This guy has passed on the opportunity to get his shit put in Rod and Custom Magazine, not just once either...at least that's how I remember the last time Scribe tried to get him on the phone. Good enough to SPAM but then he passes on a chance that most us would give anything for? I dunno man... the biggest bitch we (those who are "blasting" him with the SPAM moniker) have here is that out of 160 post 159 have been, "Hey, for sale:" or "My web addy is....". So what? Most of the guys on here are in the "business" of cars, but they aren't putting it in every post they initiate. Do a search under LOK's name and you'll see what I am saying...

I never knocked the guy's talent or his cars, I just think he fails to use some tact. Ohh and he isn't contributing as much as a guy like him could. I mean damn, putting out cars like those and he can't help answer a question or give someone a pat on the back now and again?

[/ QUOTE ]

i could write back addressing everything here, but i aint out to get under anyones skin, or raise my blood pressure... iam here to mess around and learn.

broman, i know jesse, he is my bros cousin. he has and will help anyone that needs it. but, some things are best done IN PERSON... have you thought that maybe he doesnt have the time or want to sit at a computer late at night to type the stuff out, especially when you could be sleeping??? i talked with him about this, there are *good things* in the works, be patient.

you are way off with the scribe situation... he would deffinately DIG being published. he has his reasons for not going with it right now, so unless he wants to elaborate, its no-ones business but his. however, put yourself in the shoes of an artist.. your work can be shown to thousands, but your work is unfinished and you have customer obligations to cater to...catchin my drift?

the end.


burndup - I WANT TO GO DRINKING WITH COLLEGE SLUTS TOO

[Tman]

Yeah so we got cousins.........hell everybody on the rez has a cousin. This guy is just a wanker. All he puts into this site is his spam. Never stops in to say hi. Never posts tech. Just shows up with fucking SPAM!!!! Lordzzzz, you look like you know your way around a car, how about that TCT that was mentioned? Or are you too cool punto?

[plan9]

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah so we got cousins.........hell everybody on the rez has a cousin. This guy is just a wanker. All he puts into this site is his spam. Never stops in to say hi. Never posts tech. Just shows up with fucking SPAM!!!! Lordzzzz, you look like you know your way around a car, how about that TCT that was mentioned? Or are you too cool punto?

[/ QUOTE ]

now that you mention it.. ya, he is too cool for you PUTO

[Tman]

Yeah well I am Scottish, punto is as close as I get to mexicalizzzzzzzzzzzz. If you want the proper Spanish, my wife will be up in 8 hours, she is the on trained in real Spanish.

This is moot, Lordz is wrong, spam by outsiders (notice the "s") is not welcomed. Whoever Jesse is that is fine, Jesse become a part of this community and thats all I ask. Otherwise, deal with the shit.

[slazzen]

If you guys would notice this guy has not even replied to your post`s most likely cause he spamed and split he dont have a clue about your rants

[BARNETT]

The guy builds nice rides...but he really should drop in every once in a blue moon and contribute SOMETHING besides spam. Not whining, bitchin' or otherwise tryin to tick anyone off...just re-stating the "guidlines" the rest of adhere to.

[plan9]

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah well I am Scottish, punto is as close as I get to mexicalizzzzzzzzzzzz. If you want the proper Spanish, my wife will be up in 8 hours, she is the on trained in real Spanish.

This is moot, Lordz is wrong, spam by outsiders (notice the "s") is not welcomed. Whoever Jesse is that is fine, Jesse become a part of this community and thats all I ask. Otherwise, deal with the shit.

[/ QUOTE ]

i aint condoning anything.. i believe in loyalty to friends, right or wrong. as to your beaner nomenclature, you need to sit with the wife and get some lessons http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

this is getting gay as fuck, i have said my part.. im done...lets talk about hot rods

[autocol]

[ QUOTE ]
but, some things are best done IN PERSON

[/ QUOTE ]

i love this argument! this guy comes into an INTERNET newsgroup, or club which convenes over the INTERNET, if you will, and shits on the rules set down by the guy that owns and runs our INTERNET clubhouse for the good of all of us INTERNET dwelling car-nuts.

mate, the sun could shine right the fuck out of jesse's arse "in person", the point is the HAMB is on the INTERNET!!! if he comes in here and just spams, and then leaves, well then he doesn't come off as very nice on the INTERNET, does he?




nice cars.

bad manners.

[Tman]

plan9, if he is your pal then you will let him know whats up. We like people who participate, not just show up to spam...............

[plan9]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
but, some things are best done IN PERSON

[/ QUOTE ]

i love this argument! this guy comes into an INTERNET newsgroup, or club which convenes over the INTERNET, if you will, and shits on the rules set down by the guy that owns and runs our INTERNET clubhouse for the good of all of us INTERNET dwelling car-nuts.

mate, the sun could shine right the fuck out of jesse's arse "in person", the point is the HAMB is on the INTERNET!!! if he comes in here and just spams, and then leaves, well then he doesn't come off as very nice on the INTERNET, does he?




nice cars.

bad manners.

[/ QUOTE ]

the sun shines out of my ass, its the holy brown blow hole of the world. i meant that statement, fly your ass out here and stop by the shop... ill pay for the beer and bbq

and bobs yer uncle

[Germ]

You guys would rather talk about GAY MAGAZINES< and MINI BIKES, and DRAG RACING, instead of look at a few kustoms this dude has for sale...

who cares,,

[Tman]

Jack, yer getting soft, flaccid etc...........Daysago you would have read this guy the riot act as would have others. Jesse builds neat loking shit but the shit out of my ass looks neat as well.....................Lordzzzzzzzzis still gay................

[lordz of kuztomz]

DAMMMM I GUESS NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN THE CAR LOL HHAAAAHHHHHAAA, YOU GUYS MAKE MY DAY ALL THE TIME I COME ON, LOL,, HEY C,K DELUXE COME ON DOWN, IM READY I HADE SOME TIME TO CLEAN UP THE SHOP, ,,,,AND AS FOR ME POSTING SPAM,AND NO HOW TO AND SO FORTH, IF YOU GUYS WOULD READ AL OF MY POST AND STOP THE CRYING MAYBE WE CAN ALL LEARN SOMETHING, BACK WHEN I FIRST CAME ON HEAR I POSTED ALL KINDS OF PICS ON THE BUILD UP OF MY 51 RAG TOP, THE HURZE FROM HELL, HOW TO PANCAKE A HOOD, ACT ACT ACT AND ALL I GOT WAS THRASH BECOUSE I DID THE WORK IN MY BACK YARD, AND I LIVE IN THE HOOD, ALL I SAID WAS I OPENED A SHOP AND DAMMM THAT WAS THE WORSE THING I EVER DONE IN MY LIFE TIME, SORRRYYY, SOMETHIMES I COME HEAR AND READ AND LEARN , AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK ???S ON OTHER POST AND I THINK I HAVE THE ANSWER OR MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP, BUT I JUST STAY QUITE BECAUSE I MIGHT GET SCREAMED AT, AND DONT WHANT TO MESS UP SOMEONE ELSES POST, ITS FUNNY HOW THINGS GET ALL OUT OF SHAPE, LOL YOU GUYS ARE JUST TO MUCH,,ANYWAYS MY DOORS ARE ALWAYS OPEN, STOP BY WHEN EVER ANY OF YOU ARE IN THE HOODDDDDDDD LATEZZZZZZ

[lordz of kuztomz]

[ QUOTE ]
Jack, yer getting soft, flaccid etc...........Daysago you would have read this guy the riot act as would have others. Jesse builds neat loking shit but the shit out of my ass looks neat as well.....................Lordzzzzzzzzis still gay................

[/ QUOTE ]YEA TMANS SHIT IS NEAT I SHOULD KNOW, IM GAY REMAMBER, HIS SHIT IS ALL OVER MY NUTS LOL http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[roadstar]

The Blue Chevy is one of the coolest customs ever posted on the HAMB. And the guy did all the work himself, AND posted abunch of buildup pics.

I guess what I'm saying is I wish the Chevy was for sale http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[kustombuilder]

[ QUOTE ]
As for you kustombuilder, i dunno what your problem is but you can eat a dick
wes

[/ QUOTE ]

you make me laugh you little bitch. you still pissed cause you dragged your ass and missed out on my choppa? lets kiss and make up you little fairy http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif!!!!

[kustombuilder]

i still love ya Jesse http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif!!

[SamIyam]

burndup, what happened to the CRX?
Sam.

[Antibilly]

Just like the old dayz!!!! wow I do miss a good thread about preaching the gospel....all you new guys shut up and sit down..its all been said before! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[plan9]

i think we should all have a circle jerk, we can take turns beating off to pics of our rides, while patting each other on the ass for a job well done...

i got dibs on COLES BLONDE w/ CHEVY COMBO

iam jacks 2 foot tape worm

[wes]

kustombuilder(mr.internet tough guy)- it seems like your the one still bent about the whole bike thing. i got over that a while ago. Not like that bike was golden or somthing. chill out.
wes

[kustombuilder]

i was NEVER bent about it. you through the girly little hissy fit. tell ya what, lets shake and fegetaboutit, k?

[lordz of kuztomz]

wow this was 2 years ago, i did not know this was still up,,,,,,dammm i love this place' hhhhhhhhahhhaaaaaaa , you guys are great luv yaaaa

[speedaddict]

Jesse, you haven't posted new pics in awhile. What's new with the shop?

[Brootal]

Jesse, you haven't posted new pics in awhile. What's new with the shop?

He posted a month or so ago. New shop, punching out plenty of stuff. Ztill can't zpell for zhit. :)

[flt-blk]

wow this was 2 years ago, i did not know this was still up,,,,,,dammm i love this place' hhhhhhhhahhhaaaaaaa , you guys are great luv yaaaa

The last post was 9-5-2003......two years ago, you dug it out of the archives.

[Kev Nemo]

The last post was 9-5-2003......two years ago, you dug it out of the archives.
It's kinda funny to look at it in perspective-The HAMB was alot more aggro back then:D
So Jesse, what's new? You did a Impala chop a while back, no? Got any pix of that?

[Deadender60]

Jesse isn't lying when he said his door are always open, we went down to his shop to shoot his Chevy in 2 day notice, not only were we welcome but I had some of the best Mariscos (mexican sea food) ever and more beer than I could ask for... Thanks Jesse! Tell Lucky and the rest of the vatos I said Que Onda.

enough typing... heres some pics of Jesse's Chevy, they'll be more on our site soon.

- Juan

[lordz of kuztomz]

Jesse isn't lying when he said his door are always open, we went down to his shop to shoot his Chevy in 2 day notice, not only were we welcome but I had some of the best Mariscos (mexican sea food) ever and more beer than I could ask for... Thanks Jesse! Tell Lucky and the rest of the vatos I said Que Onda.

enough typing... heres some pics of Jesse's Chevy, they'll be more on our site soon.

- Juan
q,vo carnal, glad to hear you had a good time, and weclome to my other home, hhheehhhaaa, i lot of the guyz hear dont like me but its all good
dont let them scare you off, so hows the mag coming out are you almost ready to print, let us know if we can help in anyway,
stay in touch, latezzzzzzzz jesse

[old beet]

I like you! You like to play wit cars! Good for you Jezzie........OLDBEET

[lordz of kuztomz]

i like you to old beat, i like all you guyz

[old beet]

Show sum Merc Pix...........OLDBEET