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Roothawg
11-18-2003, 09:53 PM
Santa's dead. My kids must have heard something at school.
I'm depressed...my kids are too old for Santa. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Unkl Ian
11-18-2003, 09:55 PM
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Santa's dead.

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I didn't even know he was ill.
He used to come to my place every year.
DrJ
11-18-2003, 09:56 PM
Easter bunny and tooth fairy too? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Roothawg
11-18-2003, 09:57 PM
That followed at dinner.....
Mongo
11-18-2003, 09:58 PM
Yep, it was a 3-way suicide pact.
Crease
11-18-2003, 10:04 PM
Yep, Mines 2. She's too young to fully get it, yet still he scares the hell out of her.

How old are your little ones Root?
tredboy
11-18-2003, 10:07 PM
santa's not dead, here's proof!
TINGLER
11-18-2003, 10:14 PM
Hell Root,

You got KIDS?? I'm still waiting for a stork to deliver mine.


.......Storks DO deliver them don't they?



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Roothawg
11-18-2003, 10:16 PM
Mine are 8 and 10.

The 8 year old is the one that told the 10 year old. We figured she was the one that would put it all together.
Crease
11-18-2003, 10:28 PM
8 and 10? Two white jump suits and you've got a pit crew.
Roothawg
11-18-2003, 10:50 PM
yep
tredboy
11-18-2003, 10:52 PM
but then who's that guy in the photo i shot in my bedroom!?
Roothawg
11-18-2003, 10:54 PM
That's your business...............
4t64rd
11-19-2003, 11:17 AM
Tredboy, That same guy came over to my house on Christmas Eve 2 years ago! He wanted his picture taken naked too! I figured he was the REAL deal, but I didn't have a camera.

He said it was OK, but he made me do "other" things. He said it was the least I could do, all those toys and stuff over the years...

I feel so ashamed...
Rocket88
11-19-2003, 11:53 AM
I'm in the same boat. I'm pretty sure my 9 year old has got things figured out. He's not saying a thing though, probably figures he'll get less loot if the jig is up!
Roothawg
11-19-2003, 12:15 PM
My 10 year old didn't wanna hear it....but I figure he prolly shouldn't move up to middle school next year talking about Santa....
plan9
11-19-2003, 01:04 PM
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My 10 year old didn't wanna hear it....but I figure he prolly shouldn't move up to middle school next year talking about Santa....

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good idea root... the kid will never live it down http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif my dad use to tell me and the sister he was going to shoot santa in the fat ass if he came down the chimney... coming from the same guy who said he would also kill the cat, but one morning we found him on his hands and knees hugging it..fun times! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
TagMan
11-21-2003, 01:36 PM
You're depressed ??? My GRANDDAUGHTER doesn't believe in Santa any more.......now THAT'S freakin' depressing!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif