I need a JOB! [Archive]

**DONOTDELETE**

11-17-2003, 02:35 PM

I need a job! I would like to quit what I have been doing(carpentry) and get a job in the hot/street rod and truck world. I would prefer in Kansas City area but if it was the right deal I would go anywhere. I have some experiance but will coming in at the botton. If anybody knows of somethin please post it here or email it to me @ [Email]
Thanks

Mongo

11-17-2003, 02:39 PM

How about an intro first.

Fat Hack

11-17-2003, 02:41 PM

Cool tactic....I've been secretly wanting to get a job at McDonalds for years. Maybe I oughtta bound into a French Fry Convention somewhere and see if anyone can hook me up.

"Hey! I've been gettin' fat off fast food for ages and felt it was my destiny to contribute to the industry. Anyone got a bib I can wear? Point me to the fryer!"

Of course, I could politely introduce myself and make a few friends before crashing the party...

...but why? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Antibilly

11-17-2003, 02:54 PM

How about a job eating Me Ol Arse!!! way down south..........No intro no job!!!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

colorado51

11-17-2003, 02:55 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I need a job!

[/ QUOTE ]

Who are you? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

long island vic

11-17-2003, 02:56 PM

this is gonna be good

Django

11-17-2003, 02:58 PM

No kidding! I've been building cars for years and I want to get a job doing carpentry. KC would be one hell of a commute though...

Johnny Ace

11-17-2003, 02:59 PM

The title "Son of Roth" is up for grabs........
Apply 4616 Slauson Ave., Maywood,Karloffornia.....
Competition is stiff,though......
Or Tiki Shags' job title - "Queen of Outer Space"

Tinbender

11-17-2003, 03:00 PM

This look like the fuckin want ads?

redmeat

11-17-2003, 03:16 PM

I hear that Wes is looking for a new GIMP for his basement!..........must be comfortable in full body leather and be willing to sleep in a trunk!......Apply at the STAY GOLD pawn shop...knock hard he may be out in the VIVA LA GARAHE!

R E D M E A T

jonizzle

11-17-2003, 03:19 PM

uh oh!!

greaseball

11-17-2003, 04:11 PM

FAG

No wait-

UNEMPLOYED fag!

(you're a LOSER)

30roadster

11-17-2003, 04:25 PM

i swear it's an oldtime HAMBer using a new email address and logging on as stranger just to screw with ya....this can't be real?... can it?......least he doesn't wear a bunny suit http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

BigDaddySteamRoller

11-17-2003, 04:27 PM

I can get you a job in the zoo, circumsizing elephants.

The pays not too good but the tips are big.

John B

11-17-2003, 05:25 PM

Imagine that, a bare desolate profile as well, Yeah we need to find you a job. We know nothing about you and you don't want to share with us and we're going to bust our ass to find you that dream job you've been wanting. Fuckstick, go away.

tredboy

11-17-2003, 05:29 PM

i hear they are looking for a new loan officer at the sperm bank...

Greezy

11-17-2003, 05:37 PM

Sure we'll set ya right up...I just talked to friend of a friend who said he'll put you right on. I told him i didnt know your name or any background but he posted on the HAMB so he has to be cool. Give me a F@#$in break.

stealthcruiser

11-17-2003, 07:36 PM

new gimp for the basement...thats funny!

Paul

11-17-2003, 08:10 PM

you WANT a job??

you got it backwards,

YOU suck!

shoebox72

11-17-2003, 08:27 PM

Hey man, I got some connections, I can hook you up with the perfect job for you! with a TITLE!!

Colonel of the urinal, Shithouse superintendant. Swabbing the crappers at the truckstop!! Dork!

Billy

50mercfan

11-17-2003, 08:35 PM

my local zoo needs a monkey jerker. them poor little fellers get tired after a while.

Rocky

11-17-2003, 08:44 PM

Norm McDonald was telling me just the other day about a job opening....Crack whore.
By the time he got down there, it was filled but there was still an opening for assistant crack whore....
Check it.......

badpat

11-17-2003, 09:55 PM

don't listen to these homo's, you can see by the posts, that their is plenty of work for a man of your calibre, but the jobs they are offering you, in reality, are not nearly as glamorous as they sound. the "employers" are just big talkers with empty promises. i on the otherhand can offer you a legitimate position. I run a medium size chain of porn booths and need someone to wipe down the screens and mop the floors after customers have visited. i drive a hot rod and will occasionally let you wash it BEFORE you start your shift, so you can tell your friends (if you have any) that you are employed in the hot rod business. look forward to hearing from you.

Travis

11-17-2003, 10:13 PM

Winner so far:

Badpat!!

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mofo! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Travis

hatch

11-17-2003, 10:16 PM

I'm thinking maybe a job as an "Asshole De-reamer"....OJT on your own....save big bucks.

HAAS

11-17-2003, 10:17 PM

Why is it that post like this end up with multiple pages, but actual car post dont. Can everyone just let this drop from the front page. Apparently he isnt gonna respond. I'm not tryin to sound like an asshole.

old beet

11-17-2003, 10:25 PM

Would you start at the bottom? Or would you like to get into a head position rite away?

4t64rd

11-17-2003, 10:44 PM

I have a "job" for you...

You have to take a test..

but don't worry about it, the testicles... your chin. AAaaaahaha, I crack myself up.

How about an intro? as you can see, there is a hazing of sorts, for those who don't.

I've been trying to think of a way to use that word, that way, thanks for giving me the opportunity. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Remember... Intro...

**DONOTDELETE**

11-17-2003, 11:34 PM

Well......I didn't know that the Hokey Ass Message Board was such and elite group! I am pretty sure that everybody in here was a new dick with no experiance on the board at one time or another. I figured you guys were all so cool that you already had your dream jobs and might know of a broom in the corner that needed a pusher. Guess not....Guess I will also have to check this off of my list of cool places to check out! I can find this many jerks just about anywhere........

MercMan1951

11-17-2003, 11:40 PM

Oh boy, here we go....

Tinbender

11-18-2003, 12:25 AM

As a matter of fact, I do have my dream job.
I didn't get it walking in without so much as a hello and an introduction.
As for finding this many jerks in one place, I highly doubt that!

purple

11-18-2003, 01:11 AM

There are thousands of jerks here, and I'm one of them. First off, if there was a good job as a lacky in a shop I'm sure I would be offered it before you since I've been here for years. They know who I am, where I am, and how interested I am. This board is full of enthusiasts, not full of shop owners (there are some hear, but I'm not tellin who they are).

Game over, please try again.

PS, I need a job.

Nads

11-18-2003, 01:25 AM

This reminds me of the first time I peed in the corner shop when my daddy gave me 6 pence to buy some candy when we were at the laundramat. Yeah dad was a poor jobless immigrant but somehow he became a millionaire. The miracle is he did it without the benefit of a computer message board.

What the fuck's your problem, wheelbarrow?

badpat

11-18-2003, 02:29 AM

sorry purple, that was rude of me not to offer the job to you first, due to your longstanding membership, but if for somereason purple doesn't take this dream job, it goes to the new kid. oh yeah, i forgot to mention ginger1959's donkey punch movie is currently playin in a couple of the booths- eh mrs fuckburger-sanchez

**DONOTDELETE**

11-18-2003, 07:55 AM

I pick you guys back up in a coupla days. Contrary to some opinions I do have a job and I am not a bum. Its taking me away from you lovely people for about 4 days! Should be a nice vacation......

roadstar

11-18-2003, 07:59 AM

It pleases me that you will be checking the HAMB off your list of places YOU think is cool.

If you knew anything about this place you would realize why we are giving you such a hard time.

Bu-bye http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Antibilly

11-18-2003, 08:00 AM

Nads he said your dad was a bum back in those days........... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Oh Im sorry your the BUM! Nads that is
neatO idea start a new thread and say HELLO IM __________!! and tell us more about yourself. then you may find that job

Reverendcolin

11-18-2003, 08:10 AM

Don't listen to these guy.

I can help you.

Send for my new book "Finding Employment in the Hot Rod Industry". Only three payments of $49.95 each. I accept pay Pal or certified checks.

Buy it now before the info commercials. Then the price will jump and you won't get the free Von Ducth "EyeBall" T-shirt and hat.

purple

11-18-2003, 01:15 PM

Thanks badpat. I'll bring a chisle to remove the frozen stuff since it is so cold in Canada. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I will spit shine the seats too.

Revhead

11-18-2003, 01:32 PM

I have a serious suggestion. You like cars and are a carpenter. Get into the car side by building cheap wood kits for early cars. I remember several posts about people looking for them and the outrageous prices some people are asking. There's a way in. You have the experience, and learn about the rest as you go along.

Hackerbilt

11-18-2003, 05:02 PM

Wow! Anyone with a garage made from wheelbarrows is cool in my book!
What kinda carpenter are you? Rough carpenters (Framers)build houses and most likely wouldn't have the skills or tools required to do wood working to the level required for car bodys. If your a cabinetmaker with the right tools, car kits might be right up your alley!

As for the hazing...what did you expect with NO intro?
Tell us who you are!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Bill

11-18-2003, 06:02 PM

MR.Wheelbarrow,The guys on this board are not jurks,We all came in with an intro and told a little about talents and car related stuff,thats what this board is all about.If you want to become friends and get help,as we all help each other here,Then post an intro and lets get to know you and maybe you will like us and we might like you.I know most of these guys and they will take the shirt off their back for a brother HAMBER.I take a real afence to you calling us jerks,SO follow protocall and you might find we are good people.--TV http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

old beet

11-18-2003, 09:18 PM

I'm a carpenter also....A "Hollywood Carpenter", that is, a tongue n groove man.......OLDBEET

Dirty Dug

11-18-2003, 09:28 PM

I think he's gone by now, but since we're all looking for a job for him, look for one for me too. I too work in construction, for too long, and am tired of it. I don't however wish to start at the bottom. I want to be the boss right away. So, if you find a job where someone is looking for a person to boss them around , I have years of experience making people feel like shit because they don't know everything. PM me if you find something. Oh ya, I'm not very patient, so hurry the fuck up.

Luke Jivetalker

11-18-2003, 10:09 PM

I know of a place looking for colonic irrigators.........
the work is shitty, but it pays pretty good http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif