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Picked this one up for a few 8 balls and a semi auto, plus 1500 bucks....
Had some HOMO alredy try to break into it....
TRIPLE "R's for the kid
ROPE
REVOLVER
RIVER..
can't wait to pick up elvis and do his pills all the way to texas...
ZEBRA INTERIOR, VELVET dash COVER, GOLD RINGS, a TOOF PICK, some DRIED PICKLED PIGS HOOFS, and a BIG fat BOOTY BITCH with 7 kids to go with it.....
Use her welfare check to by MENTHOLS and GAS.....
FEAR AND LOATHING IN OAKLAND
germ
Mai Ki-Ki
11-17-2003, 12:01 AM
..nice fogged up windows. It's been christened then?
Fat Hack
11-17-2003, 12:01 AM
Izzatt Uncle Jessie's truck in front of it?? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Cool Caddy...ain't no Elvi safe in Cali NOW!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
'Nanna sammiches and Priscilla's panties...nuthin' sacred! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
smittyshotrods
11-17-2003, 12:05 AM
Germ, You coming to Texas? When and where? I gotta buy ya a beer or two!
prime mover
11-17-2003, 01:06 AM
dat shit iz tight, yo!
Yeah MARCUS is coming over tomorrow to TALK me into letting him lend it out to his ex wife,,,,
she needs a BEAST of a CAR to haul the airstream.........
he said he will trade me an industrial cheese grater, and he promised to tell my insurance company that somebody broke in and SPRAY PAINTED the SEATS.......
Then he will forget who he is, and file a POLICE REPORT on HIMSELF...
for making death threats to his customers that feel like the $104.00 bucks shipping, on a CHROME DOO-DAD that weighs 10 ounces is a little bit LUDE.........
he forgets to mention that he HORSETRADED the DOO-DAD from some FAG in FLORIDA, who EBAYED it to a VINTAGE FAG in JAPAN...........
XOXOXO
germ
Humboldt Cat
11-17-2003, 03:59 AM
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FEAR AND LOATHING IN OAKLAND
[/ QUOTE ]
Indeed.
Nice Caddy.
burndup
11-17-2003, 04:06 AM
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Picked this one up for a few 8 balls and a semi auto, plus 1500 bucks....
[/ QUOTE ]
BS, you put it on your PLATINUM CARD(tm) and drove off in your Benz G-Class and had your "butler" ORELIO drag it back to "THE COMPOUND(tm)" on your gold-trimmed flatbed that rolls on the bling-ass SPREWELLS.
I hate you f'in goldchainers.
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
XO,
J
REALLY EXCITED about the CIVIL RIGHTS CRUISER, while I slave away on other faggots dreams, for PETTY WAGE and free GOLF course PASSES....
LIFE is a SHITBOX for me,,,,
MY "SOUL" and 70's influenced CONVICT LEROY needs to be fed HELLFIRE, in order to keep from becoming an UNCLE TOM...
OUR MOTHERS MILK is the BY-PRODUCT of "STRUGGLE" and" DISTRUST" all BLENDED into a HUGE watermellon SHAKE..............
LEROY smiles.
as he BLENDS in my DIRTY BLOOD............
SOMETHING has to be DESTROYED,,,
yesterday it was my PINKY FINGER when the fucking drunk GREASER slammed it in the shop door, while I was trying to fix a light buld...
HURTS ALOT.....
MAN,,
THE CADDY was a BREATH of AIR when I woke up and it was 30 degrees outside............
found a SPENT SMOKE BUTT on the concrete PAD, and FIRED her up............
A MENTHOL from the RAVER sluts who came over with an 18 pack of coors light, and some SHROOMS,,,
The MUSHROOMS, made my BLOOD BOIL...
I saw the GHOSTS of PEOPLE who havent even DIED yet.......................
So I called JIMMY WHITE, and SANG BON JOVI in his shop phone.....
then I made this KID, spin these lights around for 3 hours. so I could watch the reflections ping off the model "A" body........................
SUNRISE CAME< and DEPRESSION set IN,,,,,,
SUNLIGHT is the CURSE, that always PLAGUES ones mind with the SUDDEN THOUGHTS of OVER INDULGENCE,,,
maybe I need to move to alaska.?????
and BUILD fishing boats, for batches of STIMULANTS....
WE COULD DO RAT ROD FAGGOT boats. and get JAPAN to buy into the craze....................
except the DEACONS wouldn't be able to BUILD FLOORLESS BOATS...............
Life was easier.
when My IDLE mind didn't FARM DEVIOUS MEANS..........
cause LEROY had NOTHING to ACT ON.....
LEROY. makes me a 3 ARMED MAN....
COLUMBIAN POWDERED WOODEN PALLET BOAT PADDLING FUEL,,,,(tm)
is the NASAL GENOCIDE that keeps the CADDY OAKLANDED.....
GERM
I thought RF held the patent on floorless cars. I remember getting in his old T-bucket and him telling me to put one foot on the tranny and the other on the little bit of sub rail. That car was fun, but it was scary at the same time.
JGack , Thanks for calling me at 430 am , Dig the song you played in my machine, one of my favorites, and you and I are only a handful of guys that really know what SEAGER was telling us in "NIGHT MOVES" We have based our lives on them,not the song, the feeling, its like a junky chasing the dragon, a fully tattooed boy reaching for NESSDOM(tm)with his STAR spangled hands and neck full of sparrow.
But with a differece, we still have them and there just as good as the first one , (late nite, moons out, no cops, high as a mutherfucker, very young blond who just jumped out her window and her parents are sleeping soundly. some people feel this way when there kid takes his first step, some by winning the gold metal, .......by the way jack I was up......thanks it was perfect timing.
That's a swell fucking car, germypoo. Me's a Caddy freak.
It gets that cold in Oakland?
The Deacons dig was pretty funny but I like those guys, some of 'em anyhoo.
We've got glass bottomed boats in Florida. If you go to Silver Springs you can see Johnny Weismuller's bones at the bottom of the spring. Cheetahs 1, 2, 7, and 9 are down there too. Cheetahs 4 and 8 are still alive living senile chimpanzee lives at Monkey Farm in Tarpon Springs. They have to wear diapers and their shit flinging and continuous masturbating days are over.
I ask you what kind of life is that?
What's a chimp who can't fling shit and has trouble getting it up?
Well Marcus comes to mind, but I don't know him that well.
bobbleed
11-17-2003, 12:49 PM
"Soul Craft" HaHa
SamIyam
11-17-2003, 01:22 PM
The only thing that comes to mind right now is George Clinton... and on more than three levels... hell, maybe even more than four...
Sam.
justinm
11-17-2003, 01:24 PM
yeah
i heard through the lowriding grapevine- High street is like a knitting circle.......
that there was a kid with a whallet and funny hair talking cadillacs like chuck berry.
funny how i got no calls from you...
i was down in Silverlake anyway....with my inlaws and my nephew and all the Kaballa fucks......
59chev
11-17-2003, 01:40 PM
Do you have any pics of the chevy truck in the background?
k9racer
11-17-2003, 02:31 PM
Mr Germ I always read all of your posts. Keep up the good words, very entertaning. They help me get through some bad days. Thank You..
Johnny Ace
11-17-2003, 02:41 PM
Germ-Von-Vegas....
When you call me, use your Barry White voice...that way I know you aren't a phone solicitor.... and even if you are, you can utilize that Nubian Love God persona I like so much....
Today,I fully expect to be on that Last Train to Tartsville....make with the tickets....
BARNETT
11-17-2003, 02:45 PM
Johnny, if Germ sounds like a phone solicitor...I'm scared of where you live!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
When are you and freak Salinas Boy gonna get married? You "guys" don't need chicks, you're perfect for each other. That way, the "bond" will be complete! FatherFury can perform the nuptials.
ESnacky6
11-17-2003, 09:07 PM
I'll be the witness....
Elmo Rodge
11-17-2003, 09:30 PM
BUILD FLOORLESS BOATS...............
My '36 is semi-floorless. I prefer to think of it as crotchless. Wayno
Germ got any more pics of it? email em to me
Levis Classic
11-17-2003, 09:40 PM
Get the Fuck out! $1500 you say - Germ you are the Queen!
nor cal nic
11-17-2003, 10:06 PM
now you and HAROLD can have MAD CADDY RACES to south shore... leave 'em in front of CEASAR'S and cruise in like the guys in SWINGERS...
nic
the windows are fogged cause it was cold and we hot boxed a bunch of BONG loads inside it...
I just wanted to post a picture of a NEW RIDE,,
leave it to SOME TRADITIONAL POLITICIAN "FAG" in michigan
with COIL OVERS. and JC WITNEY catalog RV section tail lights..
to ASK if "YARDSTICKS" are rulers......
I have to get back to being TRADITIONAL
it's a full time job...
lownslow
11-18-2003, 12:48 AM
jack ,
that car rules ..... oh man the the things i could do to it.......what are your plans for it .......ya know ya missed my birthday and x-mas is comin up......haha.....nice score man ....i will tal k to you soon .......... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Donzie
11-18-2003, 01:02 AM
Germ, I don't usually understand half the shit you say but that's my problem not yours....but I really dig the Caddy. Low and long, that's all it has to be. Enjoy.
I'm going for the TRADITIONAL alabama look,,
anyone have a HAT to match my CIVIL rights SUIT....
hahaaah
My plans are to FIX the rocker panels,
(have new panels) but will of course make my own from those patterns.................I will change the tires to something bigger, fix the factory a-c. and do some interior, other then that the CAR is "SOUND" and done...... has all new electric window motors, brand new glass, and weather stripping......
and it smells like roses inside
flatheadpete
10-14-2005, 07:07 AM
All the hot rod chicks GERM references made me think of the 'Ol Civil Rights Cruiser. Does he still have it? I miss GERM.
Rusty
10-14-2005, 07:51 AM
Sweet!!!!
Mootz
10-14-2005, 09:06 AM
Sweet!!!!
This is some of the funniest shit I've heard. The man is either a genius or a rambling drug addict. I like to think it's a little of both.
Mootz
graverobber63
10-14-2005, 09:17 AM
This is some of the funniest shit I've heard. The man is either a genius or a rambling drug addict. I like to think it's a little of both.
Mootz
Ha ha I pictured Jason Jesse when i read that.
Super Fly Badillac though (:
I'd run down to the MTO get me the plates 'Cruella' and ship 'er off to get the interior upholstered in Dalmation.
CadillacKid
10-14-2005, 09:29 AM
Ok, so i was absent from the Hamb for quite some time during this spring and early summer, so my question is, What happened to Germ?
Spitfire1776
10-14-2005, 09:45 AM
Late night caddy raid on tha avenue, DeadBoys knocking on the door, $5 whores looking for a cure to crack scurvy....but then MTV angst calls and wants Chromalusion and 28 on all 4's, LCD sucking you dick and twittling your balls, for commercial time. Run fast, Krylon sponsorship is only 12 steps away. Needles to the right, tabs to the left.
Caddy is coolsville. Nice.
warpigg
10-14-2005, 09:49 AM
man... for a moment, i thought the germ was back in the good graces; until i looked at the post date(s).
Spitfire1776
10-14-2005, 09:53 AM
man... for a moment, i thought the germ was back in the good graces; until i looked at the post date(s).
Yeah, didn't notice that either. Got excited because I really dig those caddy's. And Germ smells good.
Richie
10-14-2005, 09:54 AM
Looking at the last person to reply I though Warpigg was back.....oh wait!
Jesus man where the hell have you been?!?!?!
How the hell are ya?!
Kev Nemo
10-14-2005, 10:11 AM
GERM is alive and well on MYSPACE-
free to ramble as much and FREELY as he wants.
I'm sure he lurks like a LEVIATHAN at the bottom
LeBrea Tarpits sucking like gaping HOLE in her tits
Mother's milk and EXXON gets .40 a GALLON...
I rode waves in NEW ORLEANS, inky black Jan and Dean
greasing the cogs of the guv'ment MACHINE...
or something like that. I'm practing for when he pops back up and we can go through this hybrid 70's CBer/jivetalk code that FUNKS the system and makes newbies blow their LOADS ; )
1LOWCHIEF
10-14-2005, 10:16 AM
All the hot rod chicks GERM references made me think of the 'Ol Civil Rights Cruiser. Does he still have it? I miss GERM.
He had it posted in the classifieds before he disapeared. Not sure if it sold or not.
Hackerbilt
10-14-2005, 10:29 AM
GERM....Last Activity: 09-29-2005 06:52 AM
He still looks in on us now and then...
Kilroy
10-14-2005, 10:33 AM
This post was basically about NOTHING and here it is after a refreshing 2 YEAR FUCKING HIATUS?!?!?!?!!!
Your killing me.
warpigg
10-14-2005, 10:34 AM
Looking at the last person to reply I though Warpigg was back.....oh wait!
Jesus man where the hell have you been?!?!?!
How the hell are ya?!
i'm around. i find it a little difficult to keep up with all that happens on the board, but i'll usually check in once a day or so.
I'm not really working on anything (short of an inch of dust on the chevy).
i just lurk through life.
warpigg
10-14-2005, 10:39 AM
This post was basically about NOTHING and here it is after a refreshing 2 YEAR FUCKING HIATUS?!?!?!?!!!
Your killing me.
you may be right.
but i struggle to understand how you sifted through the 5 post per second filler that passes as worthwile here to find something that is killing you.
LUX BLUE
10-14-2005, 10:47 AM
hehe... Y'all are alright for some skinny white kids.
Kilroy
10-14-2005, 10:55 AM
but i struggle to understand how you sifted through the 5 post per second filler that passes as worthwile here to find something that is killing you.
Yeah I though GERM was back and was curious.
I didn't even read any other posts today.
But I've been thinking TECH WEEK might be in order.
We haven't had one in a while...
warpigg
10-14-2005, 11:05 AM
tech weeks are dull....
how about a social commentary week?
or maybe a favorite baking recipe week?
or a lifestyle week ? (*warpigg vomits a little in his mouth*)
kisses
Richie
10-14-2005, 11:12 AM
What?!?!?!
Could it be?!?!?!
The return of the HAMB sewing circle jerk?
:D
Yeah 'pigg.....I've been doing the same....STILL no computer at home so I kind of lurk at work.
That & this place moves WAY too fast these days.
Kilroy
10-14-2005, 11:13 AM
I see how this is going but I still have one Burnin', yearnin' question...
"Where did you get the Coconuts?!!"
warpigg
10-14-2005, 11:21 AM
What?!?!?!
Yeah 'pigg.....I've been doing the same....STILL no computer at home so I kind of lurk at work.
That & this place moves WAY too fast these days.
try "The OC" message board
http://forums.prospero.com/foxoc/start
i can keep up with it....
i started watching "The OC" because i thought it would be about The Shifters(tm), but i stayed a loyal viewer for the drama (and the wardrobe is fabulous!).
Richie
10-14-2005, 12:35 PM
HA ha!
Awesome......although I've never seen the show.
I dated a girl who moved out here from Orange County....does that work?
:D
flatheadpete
10-14-2005, 01:07 PM
HA ha!
Awesome......although I've never seen the show.
I dated a girl who moved out here from Orange County....does that work?
:D
Everyone knows the REAL OC is in OCC. Choppers fer life.
Richie
10-14-2005, 02:21 PM
Nice!
Was it the HAMB where someone suggested those morons build a "Theme" bike for "Queer eye for the straight guy"
"How'd you like a 12 and a half up the...."
"Bring it on big boy!"
:D
flatheadpete
10-14-2005, 02:26 PM
"To tell ya the truth, both Dad and myself don't do jack shit on these 'clowncycles'. Vinnie does it all."
"This is by far the best project I've ever worked on."
Geez, these guys are morons.
fur biscuit
10-14-2005, 02:42 PM
REALLY EXCITED about the CIVIL RIGHTS CRUISER, while I slave away on other faggots dreams, for PETTY WAGE and free GOLF course PASSES....
Life was easier.
when My IDLE mind didn't FARM DEVIOUS MEANS..........
cause LEROY had NOTHING to ACT ON.....
LEROY. makes me a 3 ARMED MAN....
COLUMBIAN POWDERED WOODEN PALLET BOAT PADDLING FUEL,,,,(tm)
is the NASAL GENOCIDE that keeps the CADDY OAKLANDED.....
GERM
whoa... I think I am going to go play the white album back wards at 36 rpm, lock myself in the bathroom w/ some ak-47 and read chairman mao to the huddled masses.
work is feedom, free my people...nix flox blarmey quando flooo!!!
flatheadpete
11-06-2008, 09:48 AM
BTTT for a good read. Wonder where the ol Cruiser is now?
BTW...last activity, 9-28-08. He's still here.
turboroadster
11-06-2008, 10:07 AM
Picked this one up for a few 8 balls and a semi auto, plus 1500 bucks....
Had some HOMO alredy try to break into it....
TRIPLE "R's for the kid
ROPE
REVOLVER
RIVER..
can't wait to pick up elvis and do his pills all the way to texas...
ZEBRA INTERIOR, VELVET dash COVER, GOLD RINGS, a TOOF PICK, some DRIED PICKLED PIGS HOOFS, and a BIG fat BOOTY BITCH with 7 kids to go with it.....
Use her welfare check to by MENTHOLS and GAS.....
FEAR AND LOATHING IN OAKLAND
germ
awesome you found a pool player who wanted to trade. mebbe one day you will return and see this ,mebbe not.
hotrodladycrusr
11-06-2008, 10:12 AM
3, 2, 1....locked!
FRITZ
11-06-2008, 10:26 AM
“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”
- J. Kerouac -
Ahh GERM!, The Kerouac of the HAMB, I've missed his posts,
FRITZ
40StudeDude
11-06-2008, 10:28 AM
Damn...I saw the name and thot 'arright, Germ is back'...alas, it's not to be...
R-
I wonder who germ voted for?
flatheadpete
11-06-2008, 11:17 AM
I wonder who germ voted for?
I wonder who voted for GERM.
skunx1964
11-06-2008, 11:21 AM
lol, this guys posts look like they were a riot :)
TooMany2count
11-06-2008, 11:26 AM
Damn...I saw the name and thot 'arright, Germ is back'...alas, it's not to be...
R-
I thought the same exact thing....
monsterflake
11-06-2008, 11:27 AM
i hope it doesn't get locked, these are fun to read, especially when they randomly pop up....
Doctor Destructo
11-06-2008, 11:34 AM
Gift for writing. Serious.
gears-n-grease
11-06-2008, 12:05 PM
damn 3 years since his last post.
i miss that prick.
wingnutz
11-06-2008, 12:15 PM
3, 2, 1....locked!
Some really good posts are permenantly buried...
Instead of killing a thread... why not try medication?:D
SamIyam
11-06-2008, 12:23 PM
Germ lives on everyday on the HAMB... he left his little mark with his use of the (TM) ...
Almost everything that Germ came up with that had a name, had the "TM" next to it...
Next thing you know... everybody else it TM'ing their stuff... and we see it right next to the HAMB name even today.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! :D
Sam
Bluto
11-06-2008, 12:24 PM
I'm gonna have another pork chop :)
SinisterCustom
11-06-2008, 03:51 PM
It's interesting what posts stay and which one's get deleted these days...........
skunx1964
11-06-2008, 03:55 PM
It's interesting what posts stay and which one's get deleted these days...........
my thoughts too...
Richie
11-06-2008, 03:57 PM
I miss GERM.
I miss the "Old days" of the HAMB....I swear there was a week when he was known as "Jack the Germ".
Just like the 50's ....BRO.
Unkl Ian
11-06-2008, 04:03 PM
He's still here.
...And i bet he doesn't fish through threads that are several years old.:rolleyes:
JokerJ
11-06-2008, 04:04 PM
[QUOTE=FRITZ;3271948
Ahh GERM!, The Kerouac of the HAMB, I've missed his posts,
FRITZ[/QUOTE]
More like "the Niel Cassady (Dean Moriarty)" of the HAMB, but I too often miss his madness!
Busted Knuckles
11-06-2008, 04:04 PM
Damn i thought he was back!
Brock49Ford
11-06-2008, 04:07 PM
Germ ...I do miss his rants, raves, and wondering "what the F*ck is this dude saying???" I do not think I figured out who the Harvester of Bondo was/is, but I did get to meet Germ in the real world. He made me laugh.
Big Dad
11-06-2008, 04:07 PM
Germ(tm) was very funny indeed
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