O/T My life as an E-bay fashion model... [Archive]

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Fat Hack

11-06-2003, 08:58 AM

A friend of mine wanted to learn how to sell stuff on e-bay, so I helped her set up an account and walked her through the basics of writing an ad and submitting a photo.

We just grabbed the first item handy to list as a learning experience for her...

....and I got the modeling gig!!

<img src=http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/00/dd/e6/45_1.JPG>

(Note Studly Stance!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

She wouldn't let me write an "overly creative" ad description...but I wish I woulda had a Von Dutch hat handy...so I could look like all the other fashion giants these days!

'spose now I gotta go on a eat, puke & starve diet, persue an acting career and record an album...now that I'm a hip fashion God!!!

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Macho Michigan Modeling Men Make Mean Mad Money!!

Donzie

11-06-2003, 09:05 AM

hmmm, and we would modeling the jacket, belt or pair of shoes (in which case would be a poorly taken photo)?
Vanna called and said stay off her turf!!

Curly

11-06-2003, 09:08 AM

Did she post it with the buy it now option? Let me know how much you get...I've got one similar to that but mine has a bigger gut!

Paul

11-06-2003, 10:02 AM

$5.00 ?!?!?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2868341707&category=15 677

you sign it, I'll bid!

Paul

RileyRacing

11-06-2003, 10:09 AM

WOW, I KNOW A CELEBRITY!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jay

jonizzle

11-06-2003, 10:32 AM

hehe...i fuckin love e-bay!!!!

TINGLER

11-06-2003, 11:52 AM

In the words of Barney Fife: "You're a NUT!"

I was wondering if the auction was for the muuustache !?!?!? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Remember us Mr. Hack when you make the big time....please.
Later,
JT.

Smokin Joe

11-06-2003, 12:09 PM

5 bucks for the jacket, 8 bucks for shipping. No get rich quick here... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Hell I've seen little books with $7.00 shipping on them.
And the guy wouldn't combine shipping if you won more than 1.
Nothing like picking up a mag for 2.50 and then paying 7 bucks for shipping. Then you get the mag in the mail in a manilla envelope with a few stamps on it 2 weeks later because the guy only ships on fridays. Nothing like a quick extra 6 bucks profit! Jerkoffs http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

jdubbya

11-06-2003, 05:10 PM

Yo dawg what kinda threads you be wearin?...You must be talkin bout my "Fat Hacka" wear foo!

Now if Snoop Dawg or hometown boy Eminem could endorse your line of clothes, you could be a bazillionaire. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

JimC

11-06-2003, 05:23 PM

Mr. Fat Hack, Sir, you be the koolest thing since ice cubes.

jdubbya

11-06-2003, 05:26 PM

After the initial success, you have to be on MTV Cribs, and then on E True Hollywood Story after they find that your gear is being produced in a third world country by malnurished 8 year olds making 17 cents a day. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif