Who exactly is LiL Mike?

[lil mike]

I am the one and only LiL Mike of Oklahoma City OK, some say I'm crazier than hell (well, just about everyone) but I say that I'm normal and everybody else is just afraid to be this crazy. I live for attention and being 4ft 2in it is very easy to feed the craving, but when I get over looked watch out cause I'm gonna go wild. I like everything fast, loud, and on fire!! This goes from cars, & women to shopping carts and blow-up dolls!
I'm a 4th generation gearhead, my greatgrandpa was one of the 1st members of the horseless carriage club, the other was owmer of a used car lot and junk (treasure) yard. Both grandpa's grew up in the 50's as greasers having motorcycles, hot rods and drag cars. My parent's and I run a high class hot rod shop called Steve Cook Creations. It's to Boyd Coddington for me but I've met and hung out with a lot of hot rod gods from this job, and I get cool discounts on parts!!
When I'm not working on high $$ rods I'm working on my own Ratty Bastard rides, and hnging out with the Ratty Bastards car club in OKC. A '79 Chevy P/U (this one is the shopping cart melter), and a '42 Ford Business Coupe are my rides to cruise, well one I have to push. The Ford my dad bought for parts car for his '46 Ford 20 years ago an left it in my grandparents field, I have it where I can finally bring it home and tear the frame apart and start channelling the body. This car is be the ultimate little person ride. Oh yeah, I'm buying a '62 Caddy next week, it already runs so I'll be driving it more that my truck, Caddy's are higher in the cool factor by me!
When I get tried of turning wrenches and pushing sandpaper I find out where the Poison Okies rock-a-billy band is playing and join them for a song about me "Hot Rod Man". I rewrote the end of the song recently to describe me in another way, "Tripod Man". Just like a cool Caddy "What I lack in height I make up in length" (for any ladies that are interested).
Besides that look for me in one of my favorite garages around town drinkin beer and tellin lies, some of my buds say I am the perfect example of a true die hard "Shop Rat".
Well that's about all I know to say about myself it has taken me 45 mins to type this much! So on that note I'm gonna stop typin and go set somethin' on fire!

[Mike Landwehr]

Now THATS an original intro, welcome!

[Paul]

Yosemite Sam that you?

Where is that fuzzy little Rabbit feller when ya need 'em?

Wait a minute..

lil mike? as in lil bunny?

shit.

[long island vic]

that was good welcome

[choprods]

A Man of your stature is welcome here........

[Roothawg]

I have always said that Lil Mike is the most die hard hot rodder I know. I see him at every swap meet, every drag race, car show, or gathering. The rest of the Ratty Bastards should follow suit..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Glad you signed up Mike.

Root

[40StudeDude]

I dunno...reads like a fiction story to me... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Are there really in hi-$$$ rod shops in OK City? And why would a four foot two inch self-proclaimed "lady killer" work in one...seems to be he'd be gigilo matierial if he's really claiming "length"!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Yeah, I, too "like everything fast, loud, and on fire!!", except I'm getting too old to remember why...and what is it with blow-up dolls, shorty? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

FWIW shorty, uhmmm...er..."lil", welcome to The House of HAMB, Oh BTW...the project in my large garage is a '48 Caddy Sedanet,...we're just putting on the finishing bodywork touches on my brother's '54 Caddy Coop DeVille...and in my front garage, my son's '59 Caddy Coope DeVille resides...can you say envious? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
R-

[Rocky]

Welcome Mike.......if Roothawg says yer ok, you're ok. Can you post a photo of that 42 bidness coupe? One of my favorite fat-fender's of all time.

[Johnny Ace]

Welcome Lil Mike!
Pleasure meetin' ya in Dallas....

[FLAT-TOP BOB]

welcome lil mike, and glad to have you on the hamb!

[lowsquire]

welcome lil mike,think i saw some photos of you on here standing on the roof of your pickup,lookin slightly crazy !
Theres big bucks to be made for guys like you in porn.....if thats your thing http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifif not, at least you can chop and channel your rod to your hearts content!!

[Crease]

Welcome!

If your ever in SA, let me know. We can set some shopping carts on fire. Been a while since I did that.

[PEDDRO]

Do you hang with Lil Bow Wow?

[purple]

<font color="purple"> Hey, someone shorter than me. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Yeah, there have been pics of you on the board, so ther's proof. Climb aboad and take a seat and hold on, this place is one hell of a ride. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif </font>

[36-3window]

sounds like a Napoleon Complex to me.....


what are you trying to make up for?

[lil mike]

There really is a high buck rod shop in OKC, look at SteveCookCreations.com to find out.
The reason that I ain't a pimp yet is because bitches are really mean hard asses here in Oklahoma, I think that I scare them or something? Haven't figured it out yet. Even if I am a lady killer I still love working on car, and bike more than pleasurin women. Plus working for my dad I get to take off work when ever I feel like it!
The blow-up doll is from the 1st year I went to Denison Tx, typical got drunk story, except that my friend had brought the blow-up doll and took pictures of some other friends with it while they were alseep. I got the idea to carry it around like it was my lady (or something like that) and walked round with it drinkin till I blacked out. Woke up the next morning and drove 2 1/2 hours home with the doll in the pass. seat of my truck.

[HardLuck]

Hey Mike,
looks like you've got the HANG of it.
Good to see ya on here.
-HL (Kev)

[hotrodladycrusr]

[ QUOTE ]
I still love working on car, and bike more than pleasurin women.


[/ QUOTE ]

YIKES! Sounds like you been hanging with the wrong wimen then http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Welcome to the HAMB! From the looks of all the photos posted the last couple of years from down there, you know how to have a good time. Glad to have ya aboard.

[straykatkustoms]

Welcome Lil Mike. We need another Okie on the HAMB.

Happy Trails,

Mick

[Jester]

Holly shit lil Mike, I thought they where going to set your truck on fire looking for you keys, but hay there's always next year. We all had a great time in Denison @ the show, @ the parking lot, and @ the IHOP when Mikey tried to set the table on fire. Can't wait till Dewey.

[Jester]

[ QUOTE ]
For one to truely be sane one must give themselves completely to insanity.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Roothawg]

Mike are you and Ross going to take the Willys to Austin?

[hillbillyhellcat]

Dude, you're not the guy in Stephen King's "The Stand" are ya? The little guy with the platform shoes and tall hairdo and drives the bubble top hot rod? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[lil mike]

Roothawg,
Ross has to go to the doctor for something or other, but he said that we should still be going. He won't tell me for sure, I say screw the doc, Let's Go RACIN'
I would go by myself but I ain't got no $$! I'd have to catch a ride.
Besides that the Willys ran consistant 12.14 three time in a row last Sunday at Noble.

[BELLM]

Welcome to the HAMB! I am done plumb tired just reading your intro. Damn, wish I had your energy.

[Antibilly]

How wild could you be in Oklahoma City ??????? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
welcome little wild one

[Roothawg]

Mike, 12.14 is very respectable.
I would love to see it run!!

[SamIyam]

Damn lil Mike... that was an intro of all intros! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Any guy that can come in here, tell us that he's short and has a big dong... has to be an alright guy!

Anyway, lets see some pics of your shiznit... said in my best Red Fox voice: "your car dummy"

So, welcome aboard... I'm looking forward to hearing more of your adventures...

Oh, BTW, a little tip on the blow up dolls... if you tie their legs or arms... or all four in a knot... you don't have to waste all your energy on blowing them up... whoo-ha!!
Sam.