ITS HALLOWEEN...bwuuhahahah.

[TINGLER]

...............

[BARNETT]

I'm out in the garage/sign shop painting a set of bongos with some creepy "mondo lounge" kinda tunes playin' in the background. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[lowbuck31]

6 years ago I got stabbed in the neck with a pencil....

[Antibilly]

Last years look.........this year Im going as a
Mexican wrestler

[John B]

Later this evening I'm headed down to the Wooly Swamp.


I can't believe it, I just have to find out for myself, there's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

[Fat Hack]

I was out of grade school at six,
High school at eight,
College at ten and a half
And after three years pre-med
I was the head
Doctor of Brain Surgery.
After operating I'd pause,
Tighten the gauze
Wait for applause
While my patients laughed hysterically
Obviously,
They were in stitches over me...

I was a teenaged brain surgeon,
A teenaged brain surgeon,
A knocked-out, fractured brain surgeon
The sharpest operator in town.

Even when I was in grade school,
I had that Medical Look,
I never got past the appendix
Whenever I opened a book.
While the other kids were diggin
Dick Clark from coast to coast
I was diggin Dr Killdere,
Like man you know the most!

Whenever I went out dancing,
To make my night complete,
I brought along my stethoscope
Man, you hear the wildest beat!
One night the band was playing,
"I got you under my skin"
I scared a fella half to death
When I said "May I cut in?!?"

I was a teenaged brain surgeon,
A teenaged brain surgeon.
A rockin' rollin' brain surgeon
The sharpest operator in town!!!!!

Yeah...I listened to my Dad's old "Spike Jones Screaming Spooktacular" record every Halloween as a kid...can't believe I STILL remember the lyrics!


Spike Rocks! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[krupanut]

Man fat hack, I've been diggin' on that record all week!

Monster movie ball! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Fat Hack]

"Vampira winked her Evil Eye
As Frankenstein came dancing by..."

Great record...one my all-time faves! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Johnny Ace]

FatHack, Krupanut.....
I've been in love with that lp cover art since the mid 60's when I discovered it in the back of Famous Monsters magazine....
"Everything happens to me...."

[Fat Hack]

Yeah, Spike Jones was the Weird Al Yankovic of his day!

He did funnied-up versions of popular songs at the time, as well as his originals!

His rendition of "You always hurt the one you love" was probably his most famous tune!

I had some of his albums handed down to me from my Dad...but my ex-wife took 'em and knowing her...probably threw 'em out long a go!

[Johnny Ace]

VT...ever hear SJH's "Constipation Blues"...? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat Hack]

"Famous Monsters" magazine!!! Ha Ha...I thought I was the only one here who read that as a kid? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[truth]

Draglinkscc... that day of the mexican day of the dead getup is cool!

My friend dressed up as a mexican wrestler one year - he didn't know a lick of spanish except that "luchador" was spanish for "wrestler" - I told him to run around saying he was "El jota Luchador!" - so he ran around screaming it all night jumping on dudes and stuff. He didn't know that it stood for "The Gay Wrestler" - hahahaa! I told him it stood for "The Top Wrestler" - hahaha! I told all my other boys what it really meant, though... so he thought we were just laughing with him all night....

Tonight I'm going to a party dressed as an old school back alley abortion doctor! Complete with a coathanger with impaled fetus. I expect some trouble... but I'm going for insidious and despicable this year.

[injectedA]

(.)(.)

[Johnny Ace]

If you crossed the covers of Car Craft July 63 and Spike Jones in Hi-Fi lp, you would see what I decided to do with my life that far away day in c.1965.....
I also blame the companies of Revell,AMT,and Aurora models....
Got so hung up on Lily Munster,Morticia Addams, and Vampirella that I had to marry them... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
VT...I'll try to scan that cover,unless one of you folks have it handy.....
FatHack...dude...ya ain't alone...I got Creepy,Eerie,Vampi,FM etc...from #1 til the early -70's.....

[Johnny Ace]

TRUTH...you actually told your friend to go around calling himself...
"The LESBIAN Wrestler"
What a Pal..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[truth]

Johnny,

haha - that's right. But that's how we do it out here - you dont know if we are best friends or worst enemies. We're all jackasses. But hey, what are friends for? You gotta know that this was the kid that took out an add for one of my motorcycles in cycle trader - with my name and info, saying $500 or best offer. I got about 2 million calls on that thing... so he needed a little revenge.

But, in times of trouble we'd have each others backs 100% - that's all that counts.

[John B]

<font color="red"> Von Tingler- I had to look again cause I could swear you live in Tennesse. You know,they can bar you from that state for not knowing your Charlie Daniels. </font>

The Legend Of Wooly Swamp
Charlie Daniels

(V-1)
If you ever go back into Wooly Swamp son you better not go at night
There's things out there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
There's things that crawl and things that fly
And things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Lucias Clay gets up and it walks around.

CHORUS:
But I couldn't believe it, I just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, I never would listen to nobody else
No I couldn't believe it, I just had to find out for myself
That there's some things in this world you just can't explain.

The old man lived in the Wooly Swamp way back in the gurgling woods
And he never did do a lot of harm in the world
But he never did do no good
People didn't think too much of him
They all thought he acted funny
The old man didn't care about people anyway
All he cared about was his money.
He'd stuff it all down in Mason jars and bury it all around
But on certain nights if the moon was right
He'd dig it up out of the ground.
He'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack
And run his fingers through it.
Old Lucias Clay was a greedy old man
And that's all there ever was to it.

CHORUS

The Crayton boys were white trash they lived over on Parvis Creek
They were a real snake and sneaky as a cat
And belligerent when they'd speak.
One night the oldest brother said ya'll meet in the Wooly Swamp later
We'll get old Lucias' money and we'll pitch him to the alligators.
They found the old man out in the back with a shovel in his hand
And thirteen rusty Mason jars he just dug up out of the sand.
And they all went crazy and they beat the old man
Then they picked him up off the ground
Then they threw him in the swamp and they stood there and laughed
Till the black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to the shack
And they picked up the money and ran.
But they hadn't gone nowheres when they realized
They were running in quicksand.
And they struggled and screamed but they couldn't get away
Then just before they were gone
They could hear that old man laughing
In a voice that was loud and strong.

Now that's been fifty years ago an' if you go back by there again
There's a spot in the yard in back of that shack
Where the ground is always wet.
And on certain nights if the moon is right
And you're down by the dark footpath
You can hear three yound men screaming
And you can hear that old man laugh.

Repeat (V-1)

[krupanut]

.

[Antibilly]

heres the wife and I

[Antibilly]

Nadeem and Paculla

[injectedA]

Favorite Halloween song other than Excitable Boy, The Beat Farmers - Happy Boy

I was walkin' down the street on a sunny day
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
A feeling in my bones that I'll have my way
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
Well I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
Well I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
Oh ain't it good when things are going your way, hey hey?
My little dog spot got hit by a car
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
Put his guts in a box and put him in a drawer
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
Well I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
Well I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
I forgot all about it for a month and a half
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
I looked in the drawer and started to laugh
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba

[Greezy]

I just started my annual Halloween Smarties(tm) and Dew binge. I should be tweakin pretty good by the time the little goblins show up.

[Antibilly]

Hey Greasey I heard your were a goblin...........
On Dees nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[truth]

hey Greezy,

If you need a cheap and quick costume take some of those smarties and tape them to your pants. Then you can go out as "Mr Smarty Pants"

[Greezy]

very clever http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[jdubbya]

Here is a quick Halloween costume for you guys, take a length of thick rope and tie it into a noose, put it around your neck. Then take a T-shirt and write in big letters on it "WELL HUNG" I wore this a couple of years back to a party, and it was a hit...for about $5.00 http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Antibilly]

Better yet.......T shirt with the letter P all over it....blacken your eyes and wear boxing gloves....your a BLACK EYED PEA http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif!!!!!!!!

[rickyracer1962]

i havent decided what to be yet.

i was going to be TMAN, but i didnt want to drill holes in my hot rod frame.

i was going to be SCRIBE, but i don't have any knee pads, plus fiberglass makes my skin itch.

i was going to be LA GRASTA, but i didnt want to put little dog penis' on my valve stems.

i was going to be MARCUS, but i couldn't decide which marcus to be.

i was going to be SAMIYAM, but i couldnt find a mask with a bald head in time.

i was going to be GERM, but i didnt want to end up swinging camshafts all night

i was going to be ZOMBIE, but i didnt want to dress in drag.

i was going to be MIKELANDWEEDSMOKER, but i dont want to sell my car.

i was going to be TV, but my car cant carry long enough burnouts up the street.

i thought about being SAVAGE, but i dont think my girlfriend would appreciate me running around all night hitting on boys.

i was going to be ZIBO, but i thought all the fuzz would be too much of a mess to clean up.

i was going to be JIMA, but nobody would let me borrow a golf cart.

i was going to be DONNIE, but i couldnt think of a way to turn my flames into tribal flames.

i was going to be SHAG, but the idea of wearing a mop under my chin all night didnt sound like much fun.

i was going to be LUKEPROJECTSELLER but being on ebay all night isnt good for the eyes.

i was going to be 286MERC, but i couldnt find an old dump truck with radials to rent in time.

i was going to be HOMERESQUE, but i didnt want to walk around on stilts all night.

i was going to be MIKE ZENOR, but i cant afford to buy people beer all night.

i was going to be GRIMLOCK, but my car doesnt fit in my basement.

i was going to be DJANGO, but i didnt want to hold plan 9's hand all night.

i was going to be FLESHGORDON, but i couldnt find a white suit.

i was going to be BUTT REYNOLDS, but like i said before, i didnt want to dress in drag.

i was going to be SNACKY, but 18 year old girls wont let me pierce them.

i was going to be BURNDUP, but i didnt want to detune my car to run in the 19's

i think this year i will be RYAN. what i'm gonna do is drive to paso, park at the A&amp;W, lock up my car, lose my keys and start crying till someone walks up and gives them back.

happy halloween. hahahahahahaha

[lownslow]

draglink those costumes kick ass . my wife and i were gonna do that but as usual i didnt get shit done and i didnt have time to make em. nice job . maybe next year and mine will come out as good as yours did.....

ricky, you fuckin rule .that is some funny shit...you couldnt go as me because you would have to walk on stilts all night and then you would pass out from a fear of heights being tall like a grown up. you midget.....hahahaha.......

[rickyracer1962]

hahahaha i couldn't be you cause my ranchero doesnt have a seperate bed, so i could never enter any bed dancing competitions.

[Antibilly]

lownslow .....thanks my man...if you look close I have a tecate and Holster for it!! a must have!!!!!!!

[lownslow]

rr1962....
dude bed dancing is gonna come back BIG . lets separate the bed on yer ranchero so you can join the fun.....hahaha.......i sent ya an email.....

i love the day of the dead stuff and those costumes are rad.........
last year my wife and i went as slim jim and i made her a slim jill costume. i know there isnt a slim jill but she wanted to do something together. by the time i made the slim jim hair i had to duck from ceiling fans and bend down to go through door ways. if i wasnt such a tard and could figure out how. i would post a pic .....

[haring]

My BIG, BOXY robot costume from two years ago. The eyes flashed red, and I had to turn sideways to fit through doors. A real hoot.
http://fedora.net/falconaut/various/halloween2001_poocrot.jpg

Last year, I dressed as a dead accordianist (grey wool trenchcoat and fedora, "dead" makeup, and full size Italian accordian). Wish I could find a picture. I walked around my neighborhood playing CREEPY and SCARY tunes. It really scared the pants off of most of the kids trick-or-treating. The parents seemed to be both impressed and confused.

This year, I'm just dressing as Kato from The Green Hornet. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ESnacky6]

i was going to be MARCUS, but i couldn't decide which marcus to be.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!! MARCUNTS...

[Rocket88]

My favorite pumpkin pic.

[Nads]

I was gonna be Osama Bin Loaded tonight. Instead of a belt of ammo and hand grenades I was gonna have one with 12 ounce bottles of beer.
Instead my wife's decided to turn me into Dr. Harry Bush the Mad Gynocologist.
See you in a couple of hours Mike.

[Germ]

THATS FUNNY DUDE,, RICKY made me ROLL over,,,

I was GOING to be A cop, and INVESTIGATE MARCUS's ROBBERIES, but I couldn't MAKE UP a CASE file....

SERIOUS,, FUCK HALLOWEEN,,,

I wish I was getting drunk with my nigga NADS,,,

[Johnny Ace]

Esnacky-VI....
You could go as JOHNNY ACE and wonder why you still look so hot at 42.....
Or go as me and be proud of the fact that your cars are spread out over half a dozen Tx counties....
I missed GERM'S obscene phone call....now he has to swipe another Trac-phone from Walmart....I missed my chance...I'll never RULEtm
.....How did you all celebrate HAOLE-WEEN?
Somewhere,at this moment, LUX INTERIOR has a mike stand wrapped around his neck...

[Germ]

WERE ABOUT to go WORSHIP the DEVIL with "ROCK-BITCH" and THE GENETORTURES
and sing the song

NOVEMBERS COMING FIRE, SAMHAIN GRIM...

a PAGAN RITE of WINTER,,

"NIGHT FALLS ON SUMMERS END'
DARK ASPECTS BREED DEVINE
KNEE DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF SWINE,
COME SEASON
COME REBORN
NOVEMBERS COMING FIRE
SAMHAIN GRIM
AND WHEN IT ALL COMES DOWN
SAMHAIN GRIM
BREATH THE FIRES MUSK........

777

GERM

[Johnny Ace]

While you are there, worship the DEATHKING we made for folks like EVIL D...then decide if it passes muster....
better yet....sit atop the DK nekkid and have someone shoot it for my site....if I deserve it.....

[thrasherbill]

[ QUOTE ]
Dr. Harry Bush the Mad Gynocologist.

[/ QUOTE ]

A friend did the gyno bit a few years ago. He was Dr. Hans Inya.


Bill

[chopolds]

Thought this would be appropriate for this thread.
In my 'old shop', the guys all had ideas it was haunted. Really! I think it may have had something to do with my sedan delivery being in there. I used to be an old hearse. Some of the guys wouldn't be caught in the shop alone, at night!
So one Halloween, I am going to a costume party, and get all decked out. Before going to pick up my girl friend, I decide to stop at the stop to give the guys something to do, if they were there. When I got there, I realized how good an opportunity this was to have a little fun!!!!


Scared the living shit out of whoever was there!