Gettin Your Groove on in the CAR

[SAVAGE]

Every Old man has a Wild Story of takin' the Prom Queen out in his Hot Rod. What are some of your Wild Stories. I will share a couple when I see some replies.

[rickyracer1962]

we dont want to hear any of your stories about tricking little boys into getting into your car aaron. there are other message boards for sick fucks like you. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat Hack]

My first girl and I used to sneak of in one of my Chevelles or my 64 Oldsmobile to an empty parking lot on the Greenfield Village property most nights! Security never bothered us, and I could look up at the big clock tower to see if I had to have her home yet!

The Chevelle wasn't as cool as the Olds cuz it had buckets and a console...meaning we had to adjourn to the BACK seat. The Olds was big and comfy enough to get down in the FRONT seat!

I loved that Olds!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[SAVAGE]

What about the time you made out with chick in the back of your Ranchero at Vegas. Before you puked.. What about when you and Nick were curlled up in the Blanket at El Mirage??

[rickyracer1962]

how about that time you blew jimmy shine at el mirage? hahahahaha

[porknbeaner]

Savage,
Never made it to the Prom. Lets see now Prom or Camshaft. OH, camshaft.

The ladie I'm married too was really the only chick in the school impressed by my rods enough to tag along. She was also the prettiest girl in the school I might add.

We had a '59 Merc (Huge back seat) for about a year. Once we decided we were going to spend the weekend at the Wilson River. Problem was a buddy and his girl decided to tag along at the last minute.

We left them in the back seat when it got dark and decided to go commune with nature.

Somehow unless the weather is real bad love (lust?) is always better under the stars. Hmmmm, maybe I better get a drop top. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[SAVAGE]

One time I was out in the Middle of nowhere. Upsate New York. I was in my girlfriends Jeep. We were both BUTT naked out in some field. We looked up and there was a police car was sitting right beside us. He must have been there for like 10 minutes . It was funny..

[rickyracer1962]

did she get busted for curfew?

[SAVAGE]

Come on Ricky. Tell us about you or did you ever have a girl even ride with you???

[rickyracer1962]

i am a virgin. saving myself for marriage.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I've done just about everything in this car but I'm married and that some how makes it seem kinda boring.

[Django]

Does on the car count? I have a slight dimple in the hood of my chevelle... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[SAVAGE]

YES Django. On the car counts also. One time I had a Z3 from work. Since It only had 2 seats I had to take evasive action. I gave the car back on Monday with Two Ass Dents on the Hood. It really looked bad becase you could see hand prints all over the hood also.. Its all in good fun

[Hellbound_Hootch]

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i am a virgin. saving myself for marriage.

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hahaha,,,,
funniest shit i've read here in a LONG time,,,
i knew you were LYING about having had sex before,,,

MISS hellbound hootch

[Kilroy]

When I was 14, I snuck out and rode my bike over to my girlfriends house and picked her up. I brought her back to my house and snuck her into my dads (soon to be mine) '67 GMC pick-up and we got it on... Well not all the way (I was 14!) but I hit every base enough times to make us both wish we were a little older, before we got scared of getting caught.

On a more recent Birthday I picked up my girlfriend in my '49, picked up a 12-pack and took her to a now-closed drive-in. We got drunk and scr#^^ed through both features both of the times they played and were still there after everyone left. We left when I leaned out to drop another bottle on the pile outside and noticed we were all alone except for a cleaning crew glaring at us. I did the Kustom Glide outa there a happy man. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Fat Hack]

Then there was the time I took the same gal to a drive-in movie (remember THOSE?!) in the 64 Olds. We parked near the back, and before long, we saw about five other couples we knew drive in and park at various locations around the lot.

That night was a riot! We'd take breaks from our own seat-top shennanigans to sneak over to our friends' cars and bang on the windows or drop stuff inside on 'em! The movie was called "Jo Jo Dancer" or something like that, but I didn't see or hear one minute of it...had alot of fun that night, though...as did the others from quick glimpses we got!!

[jeff]

at the rumblers show in nyc a buddy of mine got a blow job from a girl that he met that day in the front seat of another friends bright green 56 buick. total daylight right in the middle of the show. it was great. this chick was a real keeper huh? -jeff

[RileyRacing]

The day after my Junior Prom, I had my 'Scort GT parked in the driveway, and was cleaning out the various debris on the floor. Anyways, I had just washed it and cleaned the seats ( http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) and didn't realize the windows steamed up. Until my mom came out and asked why there were foot prints on the back windows. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Jay

[Fat Hack]

Oh yeah...who can forget Cheryl??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

My buddy's first lay...she was a totally easy score for anything willing, but lots of fun to have around! My buddy nailed her in his non-running Chevelle about a dozen times in his backyard before his Mom agreed to let her move in!

(Very liberal parenting in that household! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif)

Cheryl did stuff like getting free pizza for us. She'd have us order it, and then answer the door completely naked when the guy came to deliver it. She'd take the pizza and say "oooooh, THANK YOU!" real sweetly and then close the door. We'd peek from the upstairs window and laugh...most times the guy would just stand there dumbfounded for a minute, then go back to his car and slowly drive off...NONE of 'em ever knocked again or demanded money!

BUT...the greatest Cheryl Moment came while Harold and I were driving to Camp Dearborn in my old Nova. We were cruising down I-96 and after a while, cars started passing us with guys leaning out the window screaming and yelling...thumbs up all around!

After this happened a few times, Harold said "What the fuck, Dude...your car ain't THAT cool??!!". Then I looked in the rearview mirror and saw Cheryl laying naked in the back window...no wonder the PyleDryvers sounded muffled!

I slammed on the brakes and she tumbled into the back seat laughing her ass off! Who KNOWS how many motorists got treated to the sight of a skinny little naked 16 year old girl in my back window that afternoon??!!!

[SAVAGE]

Now I'm pissed. I flew all the way to NYC for the Rumblers car show. I never got a blow job. I saw alot of chicks there too. Come on don't be shy. If I hear enough good ones. I have a great grand finale story. Poor Rickyracer is too scared to tell his stories.

[Sam F.]

you'll have to wait for the movie....

[**DONOTDELETE**]

One time when I was about 17. My car was broken down. I was hanging out with a girl who was supposed to borrow her boyfriends truck to give me a ride back home. We picked up one of my other buddies and started drinking on the way home. Next thing I know we are pulled off the side of the road. She was blowing me as my buddie has her bent over the seat. Those were the good old days. Wish I was about 40 years younger. Still talk to that girl. We never told a soul..

[SAVAGE]

FAT HACK you rule!!!!!!!!

[Terry]

There is a long road way at our local cemtery. It is lined with those tall trees that grow straight up and don't branch out. One night late (about 9:30 or 10:00PM) the wife and I pulled into this roadway, and was soon in the back seat. Found another good use for a 4 door!

Well thngs were going well but being 6'4" I was getting a little tired of being bent. And so I popped open the door And stuck my head and shoulders outside with my hands on the door sill. As the "Monent" arrived I raised my head and howled like a wolf just to be funny.

As we both laughed and tried to get back to normal breathing I turned my head and saw the figure of someone setting on a bench not 10 feet away. It was a old woman setting next to a stone and when I looked at her she turned and looked at me.

Trust me I try to think of myself as a big tough man. But it flat scared the shit out of me. I pulled shut the door, dismounted my wife, bailed over the seat and was gone in 5 secounds flat!

Sometime I'll have to tell ya'll about the camping trip and the bear. But it's not car related, so.....

[BELLM]

Gentlemen do not discuss such encounters. But no one ever accused me of being a gentleman. Did you guys know that a girls leg will fit between the seat and drivers door on a 65 Nova SS as you are driving down the road? At least it would about 35 yrs ago!! Works pretty well until there is a car stopped @ stop sign on side road with headlights on that allows the driver to see whats happening to his neighbors 17 yr old daughter as she & her boyfriend are driving down a country road and cannot wait until they get to the parking spot.

[hotrodladycrusr]

Neither do ladies... but... it's very ironic that this should be posted on here tonight. I was just taking about this exact subject with a friend tonight. As much as I LOVE hot rods, all cars in general really, I thought I'd tell you about the time .................................................. ........................................ http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[purple]

<font color="purple"> The most daring time was as a teen. Late one night my mom, her friend Jim, my girlfriend and I were at the lake for the day in Jim's Van. We finally headedout to the small town my girlfriend lived in after dark. While mom and Jim were in the front listening to the radio and talking, they couldn't see or here us at all so..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

The last time was after I moved to Manteca my ex and I still "visited". I would go pic here up in Alameda so while I'm driving she would get bored and blow me, this was during the day and all semi's had a good view of this. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif </font>

[SAVAGE]

My room mate shared this pic with him and his girl gettin it on in the car. you can't see much. but by the look on their faces. they look happy

[Deyomatic]

Purple, your story reminded me of a story about my high school girlfriend and I. One night we were coming home on the highway, it was about an hours ride and she decided to lean over and, shall we say, "increase my driving pleasure." Well, right at the end, everything kind of got warm on my crotch, and she said, "Oh my god, I'm SO sorry!" Well, it turns out, that along with my special brand of "dessert" was half of her dinner IN MY LAP!

"Ahh, no mom, we hit a....a DEER on the way home."

[SKR8PN]

Road Head http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Did you know the hoods on these newer Caddies are VERY thin and not very damn comfortable?
Did you also know,that two averaged sized people CAN make it work,INSIDE a Honda CRX? A 1963 Chrysler Imperial has the BEST front seat of any car EVER produced.And the back seat ain't to far behind(so to speak)
Did I mention Road Head???? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[beatnik]

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Road Head http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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You gota love big Chryslers and tilt steering columns. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[FarmallPete]

tilt steering wheel = head room http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

I don't know about a CRX but when I was in the Coast Guard I once did a gal in her Fiero, of course we had to take out the T-tops, so she'd have some head room. When I was in high school(87) my old mans 76 Wagoneer seemed to work out pretty good! Shit now I've got to talk the girlfriend into a test ride(errr drive) in the backseat on my 58 Belair. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif. Hell my ex wouldn't even sit in my work truck without putting down a towel to sit on.

ex wife = prudish b*tch

Farmall

[Blue]

"..remember the good ol' days when we were cruisin' in the car, and I stuck my arse out one window and you stuck your head out another window, and everybody thought we were twins?..."

[Rooster]

Here's one...
Just into the summer of 86 a HOT girl from a neighboring town wouldn't go out with me, just flirt when I was cruisin in my t-top Regal. I was always on the weekend circuit and saw her near the courthouse again a few weeks later while drivin my R/T. Pulled up and just sat there on the curb loping at idle till she came for a closer look. I knew it, she just had to have a "ride". We hooked up and used that car for our SEX PALACE in public places and areas of off-roading that I'm sure would have stuck many a 4x4! The perforated vinyl back seat gave off an aroma that was just heavenly to a young man! Eventually we had "our own" parking space in a local park's lot for evening action. It was interesting that another couple was there nearly as often as us. One or the other of the early 30's couple would show up, then the other and they'd hop in the same car for a while before leaving their seperate ways! We went over and parked next to them a time or two and enjoyed watching them while we showed off, but never tried to all fit into the same car or even speak through the open, noise carrying, scent dispensing windows. It just fed our voyerism I guess. They were probly both married and we were the only ones who knew about it. My girl was WILD and my love for my car led to hers. We somehow managed by parkin on hills and whatnot, to use about every panel and every conceivable nook it had to offer. Even twisting up enough to do her on the dual snorkel air cleaner one night when the engine had cooled enough. She even did the traditional shifter dance! I got my first roadhead in that car too, not the same girl, but then, she did it Best! There's been numerous excellent car encounters in the passing years but I suppose my first long-term "Road Girls" will always be the best in some way... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[hatch]

Dear HAMB forum....I never thought I would meet a one legged girl, but.......

[Fat Hack]

Aaaaahhh, the Glory Days of Youth...

...when gettin' a hand job in a Pinto made you a HERO, not a Zero!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Do kids today still DO these things??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[hatch]

Kids today are having "Rainbow" parties....I wanna be 16 again. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[4t64rd]

FAT HACK, you have now ruined all the memories I had, of all the places you mentioned... thanks. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[FarmallPete]

Do kids even "cruise" anymore???? I don't even think they know what that means. I think all they do these days is hangout at the mall and act like shitheads.

Farmall

PS hold on....I guess we use to go to the movies about 45 minutes away and then "cruise" the mall for chicks afterwards.....I was never a shithead though.....just a dork

[Fat Hack]

Yeah, back in the "good ol days" your car was your motel room, transportation and bar!

My buddy used to score wine coolers from the party store he worked at when we were 16-18 years old and we'd party in the car all night while out cruisin' and picking up chicks...you could get lucky in a piss yellow NOVA if you had booze!

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Nothin' got the chicks like that monster-huge El Camino 4x4, though! They'd pile in that thing and I'd have all I could do to keep it one lane!

(But I knew better than to drive it into Livonia...Taylor chicks dug it, though! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

[Fat Hack]

Another Precious Moment at a drive-in was when I went on a double-date with a buddy of mine. He brought his girlfriend and her friend for me. We ended up at the Ford-Wyoming drive in movie theatre that night...

...in my wide-open Manx-style dune buggy! The only white folks in sight having fun in a topless fiberglass VW that had to be push-started everytime! To top it off, my date dropped a whole pizza down the length of my hood...leaving a chunky red racing stripe down the front of my metallic green buggy! It went with the cheesy horror films we were seeing, though...and I made her wash the car the next morning!

[Roothawg]

All I can say is ...my kids will walk to school.

[RileyRacing]

Wheres MercMans story about the EXP behind Blockbuster? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Or the time coming home from Frankenmuth with my parents in their Caravan, when it was dark and my ex was "tired"... I enjoyed her "nap" more than she did http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jay