View Full Version : HAMB Quiz- for fun
**DONOTDELETE**
10-29-2003, 08:00 PM
I was thinking about the people on here with like 13 posts who make comments about things on the HAMB like they own the place and thought it would be fun to run a little quiz that goes down memory lane and see how many people remember some HAMB trivia from the past for the people who've been here more than a week.
1. What does Ryan hate having a picture posted on the HAMB the most?
2. Who were the original two additional 2 co-moderators along with Ryan?
3. What did one of these additional co-moderators have exposed for everyone to see on the HAMB?
4. Name four magazine types who've posted regularly on the HAMB along with their real name.
5. What southern belle moved to Las Vegas?
6. What's germ's real name?
7. Why did rickyracer have to flame his Ranchero?
8. Name a famous lurker? (Car builder or music maker)
9. What are the "knowbodys"?
10. What was the name of Draglinkscc '29 RPU and at least two of his previous screen names?
How many did you get?
Unkl Ian
10-29-2003, 08:04 PM
#9 The Knowbodys (http://www.geocities.com/the_knowbodys)
skipstitch
10-29-2003, 08:04 PM
I got Jack http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif...not the Jack, and the Mosquito....hmmm I must be a Newbie http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Fat Hack
10-29-2003, 08:11 PM
I got six of 'em fer sure...I'd be guessin' at the other four!
hatch
10-29-2003, 08:15 PM
I was drunk that day....and my dog ate my monitor....(El Tortuga) http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Boones
10-29-2003, 08:20 PM
One more question,
Why was Jim A not at Charlotte...
11. WHo was Redondo Rodder and what ever happened to his hot new magazine?
bobbleed
10-29-2003, 08:35 PM
The Aaron Lasky drain plug incident was the funiest post ever.
hatch
10-29-2003, 08:36 PM
We had some fun with the Rude Boyz...(how rude are you?)...Smart Shoppaz Rule!!!!!!!
justinm
10-29-2003, 08:37 PM
shit- i answered in my post then thought that i should wait to reveal cause i know most. i got 8 right for sure and 2 partials.
ok here is mine
a. how did long lost shilojean close her posts?
b. how what argumet did SAMIAM start that ended up bringing him here?
c. what was Drj"s original screen name?
skipstitch
10-29-2003, 08:37 PM
Whudda bout SPANK!? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
plan9
10-29-2003, 08:43 PM
all in good fun
1. What does Ryan hate having a picture posted on the HAMB the most?
bandwidth or some of the pictures posted are GAY
2. Who were the original two additional 2 co-moderators along with Ryan?
mickey mouse and fat albert
3. What did one of these additional co-moderators have exposed for everyone to see on the HAMB?
his vagina
4. Name four magazine types who've posted regularly on the HAMB along with their real name.
scribe
oddrod
jimA
????
5. What southern belle moved to Las Vegas?
gracie
6. What's germ's real name?
drama queen
7. Why did rickyracer have to flame his Ranchero?
to get to the otherside
8. Name a famous lurker? (Car builder or music maker)
michael jackson
9. What are the "knowbodys"?
C.C. ?
10. What was the name of Draglinkscc '29 RPU and at least two of his previous screen names?
mosquito
??????
=mike=
10-29-2003, 08:44 PM
1. What does Ryan hate having a picture posted on the HAMB the most?
nekkid ladies
2. Who were the original two additional 2 co-moderators along with Ryan?
Killer & AAron
3. What did one of these additional co-moderators have exposed for everyone to see on the HAMB?
Sent a picture of his wang to miss kitty
4. Name four magazine types who've posted regularly on the HAMB along with their real name.
Rob Eric Dan & Mike
5. What southern belle moved to Las Vegas?
6. What's germ's real name?
Jack
7. Why did rickyracer have to flame his Ranchero?
it got keyd
8. Name a famous lurker? (Car builder or music maker)
9. What are the "knowbodys"?
a silly non car club , with a really cool plaque http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
10. What was the name of Draglinkscc '29 RPU and at least two of his previous screen names?
el Tortuga . . . ? it was called the mosquito and his other names were rumblermike , and uh . . . shit i cant remember . . .
How many did you get?
Mai Ki-Ki
10-29-2003, 08:55 PM
7. cos some cunt 'church keyed' his side panel...and for what it's worth it looks even better now!
**DONOTDELETE**
10-29-2003, 08:56 PM
=mike=, damn near 100% but there's something ryan hates even worse on the HAMB and will remove IMMEDIATELY if he catches it!
Redondo Rodder's magazine??? Hmmm guess for now it's the Goodguys Gazette.
I originally included SPANK in question number 7 that was "who sucked more of germ's ass- SPANK or rickyracer?" but figured it would be too hard for anyone but jack to judge.
Aaron Von Pee Pee is still one of my most favorite posts since SOOO many of the "SIDE BURN/CUFFED JEAN MAFIA" worshiped him as some kind of second coming. RF put if best in something about "false prophets".
plan 9's........ real name is the mexican version of JOHN CANDY......
plan9
10-29-2003, 09:04 PM
mexican john candy = el hoto's locos
**DONOTDELETE**
10-29-2003, 09:05 PM
Hey Jack, I got your 5 Goodguys tickets but can I get something that's worth something? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif (sorry kirk, just breakin' balls on germ's signature).
justinm
10-29-2003, 09:06 PM
OK screw it- he're my original answers.
1. Ryan (or Aaron's dick)
2. Aaron Von who? and Jason(aka Killer)
3. see my answer to #1
4. rob fortier (RF) mark morton (?)
5. why am i blanking on her name? total babe too.
6. this is a trick question cause you don't even know, JACK.
7. ex-girfriend keyed his car- Jack told me it was a boyfirend though.....
8. Barris
9. Jacket club from the miswest- kidding
10. el mosquito oh man i'm blanking on his first screen name......
Gracie- how could i forget. sorry Gracie.
the thing ryan hates the MOST are PICTURES of HIMSELF being posted...
FAME has ITS COSTS.
My downfall was SMOKING crack,
and HUMPING VIETNAMESE boys in OHIO..
Ryans,
was WORRYING about his BEAUTY being exposed on a message board. OF TRADITIONAL UPSIDE DOWN SPRINGED, RAT RODDERS....
JIM A's main PHOTO WORRY is about posting pictures of his BOYD. zz-top styled 48 chevy 4 door street rod...........
rickyracer1962
10-29-2003, 09:09 PM
11. who sells more cars on the hamb, jima, mikelandweedsmoker, or luketoyotadriver?
12. how many times has marcus' house been robbed?
13. who has a mini-truck with tribal flames?
14. who really chopped the mexi-chrome special (tm)?
15. who owns uncle jessie's truck?
16. what did zibo fuzz out on his truck?
17. will plan 9 and django ever get back together?
18. what color is jima's golf cart?
19. why did ryan put air bags on his tractor?
20. why are plastic cars or tupperrods (tm) accepted here?
21. does 286merc have radials or bias tires on his dump truck?
22. will hellbound and wes ever hook up?
23. does snacky have a riviera or a vespa?
**DONOTDELETE**
10-29-2003, 09:09 PM
Justinm- great job except for some weakness on #4, but remember this was just for fun http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
SimonSez
10-29-2003, 09:11 PM
JustinM's question #2: SamIam started the "Do you get IT" post.
[Edit] #3 - Was DrJ's old screen name something to do with MFA ?
JimA, not sure if it's the one you are thinking of, but Ryan doesn't like swear words in the subject line.
**DONOTDELETE**
10-29-2003, 09:12 PM
I KNOW 18!!! MUAVE & FUSCHIA- what do I win???
[ QUOTE ]
11. who sells more cars on the hamb, jima, mikelandweedsmoker, or luketoyotadriver?
12. how many times has marcus' house been robbed?
13. who has a mini-truck with tribal flames?
14. who really chopped the mexi-chrome special (tm)?
15. who owns uncle jessie's truck?
16. what did zibo fuzz out on his truck?
17. will plan 9 and django ever get back together?
18. what color is jima's golf cart?
19. why did ryan put air bags on his tractor?
20. why are plastic cars or tupperrods (tm) accepted here?
21. does 286merc have radials or bias tires on his dump truck?
22. will hellbound and wes ever hook up?
23. does snacky have a riviera or a vespa?
[/ QUOTE ]
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH LUKEFUDGEPACKER,, MIKELANDWEEDSMOKER..
HAHAHAHAH
RYAN used PONTOONS on his 38 and FLORIDA gave him the TRADITIONAL EVERGLADE award......
NADS WORE his NEGRO THE CLOWN suit..
and DRAGLINKS. came back as REDNECKROCKINGROADDEVIL....
286 MERC builds DUMPTRUCK,,, HAHAHAH
you forgot about the HUMAN SHOP MANUAL
FUNNY SHIT
hatch
10-29-2003, 09:12 PM
I think Marcus gets robbed weekly.....or as often as sympathy is required.
skipstitch
10-29-2003, 09:13 PM
Germ... you been here long time... you go now. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
#15 WILL SCRIBE ever choke to DEATH swallowing HAMB semen for YOUNG GUNS articles... And will his new found PASSION in FIBERGLASS lead him to EDITOR of BASS BOAT MONTHLY?
Fat Hack
10-29-2003, 09:16 PM
Hey...is 15 a trick question??? Did Boss Hogg repo the truck??? Why is it pink now???
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
10-29-2003, 09:17 PM
EWWWWW- OUCH on that last one! I feel the BURN!!!! SLAP!!!!!
hatch
10-29-2003, 09:17 PM
Hey Skip...you might hit your reserve if you fix the wheel cylinder http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sam F.
10-29-2003, 09:23 PM
dont know the first few
4. Name four magazine types who've posted regularly on the HAMB along with their real name. RF rob,Scribe dan,Hemi eric,av8 mike
5. What southern belle moved to Las Vegas?gracie
6. What's germ's real name? jack biafra
7. Why did rickyracer have to flame his Ranchero?
to match his personality??
8. Name a famous lurker? (Car builder or music maker)
9. What are the "knowbodys"? they are nobody,nowhere
10. What was the name of Draglinkscc '29 RPU and at least two of his previous screen names? i think one of his names was redneck roaddevill???
skipstitch
10-29-2003, 09:24 PM
Yeah Hatch...but a new cylinder costs Fifty bucks!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
rickyracer1962
10-29-2003, 09:25 PM
24. how many 1935-40 trucks are on this message board without fenders?
Sam F.
10-29-2003, 09:28 PM
24. how many 1935-40 trucks are on this message board without fenders?
HAHAHA
Assdragger
10-29-2003, 09:44 PM
#4 JustSteve
#8 Billy Gibbons,
Jimmy Vaughn? Maybe even Stray cat Brian
choprods
10-29-2003, 09:52 PM
on how many 35-40 trucks on hamb with no fenders-[ALL OF THEM ]http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
roadstar
10-29-2003, 11:09 PM
Are you gonna grade us on a curve http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Luke Jivetalker
10-29-2003, 11:25 PM
1. What does Ryan hate having a picture posted on the HAMB the most? Himself
2. Who were the original two additional 2 co-moderators along with Ryan? Killer and Aaron
3. What did one of these additional co-moderators have exposed for everyone to see on the HAMB? His pee pee
4. Name four magazine types who've posted regularly on the HAMB along with their real name. RF, Jim A, Scribe (?) OGNC( Courtney )
5. What southern belle moved to Las Vegas?
Gracie
6. What's germ's real name? Jack Mihoff
7. Why did rickyracer have to flame his Ranchero?
Got keyed by his ex man
8. Name a famous lurker? (Car builder or music maker)
Mike Ness
9. What are the "knowbodys"? Knowone
10. What was the name of Draglinkscc '29 RPU and at least two of his previous screen names
El Mosquito, Otown Rumbler, Redeneck Roaddevil
long island vic
10-29-2003, 11:33 PM
#5 kid rock
Rocket88
10-29-2003, 11:34 PM
I could only come up with 6. What about the fecals the clown incident, weren't we going to set him up on a blind date with Marcus' ex?
I missed out on germ's rendition of "jogger balls" , wouldn't mind reading that.
TINGLER
10-30-2003, 01:15 AM
Who was Mud???
(cause I don't know)
Hard to believe that most of the stuff in the quiz is only around 2 years old, and happened right after I got here.
Question #429834 and 1/2 - What was Nads alter-ego named? You know, the one who supposedly had a tricked out 79 Lincoln and who called every one a closet homo? That one.
And why did we figure out it was Nads?
RICKY RACER really painted FLAMES on his RANCHERO, so it would appear like it was going faster while he was cruising through the VALLEY picking GRAPES at 5;00am.....
That way he would be able to sleep in the tool shed, instead of the PIG PEN, like the other BEANER migrant SLOWER workers..........
He liked the BACON the farmers wife would feed him for lunch....
FORD never EVEN made a SMALL BLOCK....
#18 How many years until BILLETPROOF is LINKED with the X-GAMES, and KIRK! is seen HANGING out with DAN CORTESE, and HENRY ROLLINS......
??
Germ
John B
10-30-2003, 08:54 AM
[ QUOTE ]
#18 How many years until BILLETPROOF is LINKED with the X-GAMES, and KIRK! is seen HANGING out with DAN CORTESE, and HENRY ROLLINS......
??
Germ
[/ QUOTE ]
Isn't it already? Wait.. I give it two years till they make the connection. Then SOBE will be a Billetproof sponsor and Kirk won't have to work so hard. Two years after that,the corporation will have drained all the life out of it and will move on. I can see it now. The Sobe X-box Billetproof Nationals
Fat Hack
10-30-2003, 09:07 AM
I was wonderin' when someone was gonna mention Dr Knobcheese!
Smokin Joe
10-30-2003, 09:19 AM
1.Traditional Camaros, espescially his! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Plowboy
10-30-2003, 10:09 AM
Nummnut should be jealous! Another Speedo Lover.
Isn't that a picture of Christian at a car show in Germany or something?
CAS he stole Ernie!
porknbeaner
10-30-2003, 10:15 AM
I got one right, I think. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
9. What are the "knowbodys"?
that would be me http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif?
Hey when did I become an enthusiast? Is that a good thing?
Steve
10-30-2003, 10:26 AM
rickyracer painted flames on his ranchero cause he got beat by a 55 chevy. Some rice rocket guy told him stickers make the care go fatser so he thought if stickers make it go fatser painted flames must make it go REALLY fast.
Fat Hack
10-30-2003, 10:28 AM
I thought the flames were painted on while the car was "down" with another blown-up rear?
Lousy, wimpy 8-inch Fords!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Django
10-30-2003, 10:29 AM
This thread is hilarious. I got 50% of the first 10. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Fecals came to my party with the Paladins in August and says he's enjoying his retirement...
Christian
10-30-2003, 10:41 AM
11. How did I get in this thread twice and why do both involve naked or nearly-naked men?
(I should be upset by this but am actually glad as before I was the 'fountain of shit' guy)
Antibilly
10-30-2003, 10:46 AM
Redneckroaddevil
Otownrumbler
and the best!!!!! Runnindwnadream
el mosquito
Fat Hack
10-30-2003, 10:49 AM
Draglinks, you Tom Petty hippie, you! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
(I was partial to El Poncherello myself! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif)
Cword
10-30-2003, 10:51 AM
A fine trip down memory lane.
Other characters and bord related things that deserve mention
Officer Spellcheck
Pokemon avatars
Gno Long Dong
Subject line conversations
and from another board
Where does Dr J's soul reside. (not really but at least one person thinks he's got it in storage)
mike
Steve
10-30-2003, 10:51 AM
but I liked the repeated postings of el mosquito, daily. haha
Steve
10-30-2003, 10:52 AM
to bad we cant write in other languages anymore with the language converter.
Bob K
10-30-2003, 11:08 AM
Answer to # 3 Aaron Lasky had CKDELUXE tatooed on his fingers.
Ryan, Remember the George Barris post, that went on for a couple of days as I recall. Did we ever find out who that was?????
B0B
Antibilly
10-30-2003, 11:20 AM
the runnindwnadream was to be a women into greaser guy that were to KOOL to be KOOL any longer.....I had so many HAMB guys PMing me trying to hook up~~~ hahahaahah they were so pissed when I came true!
heres one for old times
48_HEMI
10-30-2003, 11:24 AM
I was a lurker here for a long time but didn't have the balls to sign up till after the RRT Flame Wars.(used to be a tough crowd, I felt like a geek in a biker bar)
48 HEMI member 93 now I'm still lurking because there doesn't seem to be much of the attitude that the HAMB was built on, the new cleaner version is still great but is to big to get personal. people seem to come and go http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
thanks Jim A
question #1267 name all the people banned for life from posting on the HAMB http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
#1268 what are some of the names they came back in with http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Antibilly
10-30-2003, 11:27 AM
Ive been banned twice!! Is that a record?......It took alot of sucking up and ass kissing to get back on!!
thanks Ryan http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Mike Zenor
10-30-2003, 11:27 AM
Smart Shoppaz fo' life, boyee...
Steve
10-30-2003, 11:34 AM
germ was ban hes back mud was ban hes not back. redneck I mean otown I mean runin I mean draglinks was ban and hes back. damn the old days were fun. evgeryone used to rag on everyone and it was like family now its new clean and sanitized.
38Chevy4door
10-30-2003, 12:39 PM
#1247, how wide did the Rude Boyz run?
#1248, what was the post that wouldn't die, and who authored it?
Steve
10-30-2003, 12:42 PM
oh god not that one! wasnt it by some little girl from like south carolina and she had the hots for dragpunk. that think went like 15 pages and just when you thought it was gone, BAM it was back at the top
plan9
10-30-2003, 12:50 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Ive been banned twice!! Is that a record?......It took alot of sucking up and ass kissing to get back on!!
thanks Ryan http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
uhuhuhuh, you said SUCKING uhuhuhuhuh http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Smokin Joe
10-30-2003, 12:54 PM
The HAMB has always been on the cutting edge of traditional. Only on the HAMB can upstart kids like Jimmy Shine get the knowledge and advice to truly make their rides stand out from the crowd.
Steve
10-30-2003, 01:01 PM
and who can forget muds camaro http://www.4x4hp.com/flying2.jpg
Smokin Joe
10-30-2003, 01:09 PM
Even motorcycles got the benefits of the cutting edge of traditional from the HAMB!
Sam F.
10-30-2003, 01:12 PM
the rude boyz rode 9 deep!
El Caballo
10-30-2003, 01:19 PM
1. What does Ryan hate having a picture posted on the HAMB the most?
His picture.
2. Who were the original two additional 2 co-moderators along with Ryan?
Jason & Aaron
3. What did one of these additional co-moderators have exposed for everyone to see on the HAMB?
His donkey.
4. Name four magazine types who've posted regularly on the HAMB along with their real name.
Jim Aust/JimA, Rob Fournier/RF, Aaron Laskey/Aaron von Deluxe, Shannon Wentworth/Shag
5. What southern belle moved to Las Vegas?
Miss Grace Manasco
6. What's germ's real name?
Jack Lopez
7. Why did rickyracer have to flame his Ranchero?
Because he got shit here for it...
8. Name a famous lurker? (Car builder or music maker)
Mike Ness and his famous torquewrench...
9. What are the "knowbodys"?
Car club.
10. What was the name of Draglinkscc '29 RPU and at least two of his previous screen names?
El Mosquito and O-town Rumbler, Redneck Roaddevil
rickyracer1962
10-30-2003, 01:30 PM
[ QUOTE ]
rickyracer painted flames on his ranchero cause he got beat by a 55 chevy. Some rice rocket guy told him stickers make the care go fatser so he thought if stickers make it go fatser painted flames must make it go REALLY fast.
[/ QUOTE ]
hahahaha. i let you win man. didnt want to chance you crashing into me since you can barely reach the pedals and hardly see over your dash.
Steve
10-30-2003, 01:38 PM
I know man you were just trying to boost my ego. BUt I can reach my pedals just fine. I thjought you had to wear creepers when you drove to reach the pedals
plan9
10-30-2003, 01:40 PM
[ QUOTE ]
17. will plan 9 and django ever get back together?
[/ QUOTE ]
he gave me an ultimatum... put up, or shut up!!!
iam such a bitch
rickyracer1962
10-30-2003, 01:43 PM
19. what hamb member uses half a rope seal and half a
neoprene seal for a rear main seal on his ford six
cylinder with fenton intake and exhaust on his 52
ford and wonders why it leaks so much oil?
20. has ryan always been gay?
21. how many magazines has savage send cd's full of
pictures of his cars to?
22. how come all the intro police are newbies?
23. how often does shag take a bath?
24. how many cherry dresses does zombie own?
25. how many days left do i have on hamb?
Steve
10-30-2003, 01:59 PM
you can regulate how many days you have left ask draglnks what will get you booted real quick
Antibilly
10-30-2003, 02:51 PM
all you have to do is call Ryan the N word and it aint got anything to do with colors!!
daign
10-30-2003, 03:18 PM
8. Name a famous lurker? (Car builder or music maker)
Terry Cook
Assdragger
10-30-2003, 03:55 PM
How come Trailer Ed dosent like cars?
moondisc
10-30-2003, 04:31 PM
I ain't real good at this stuff, but the answer to #1 is nipples.
Don't understand what he has against them! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Antibilly
10-30-2003, 04:36 PM
thats sipple's...........would you like to suckle on my sippel http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
**DONOTDELETE**
10-30-2003, 04:38 PM
sorry guys but I've seen pix of nekkid chicks, nipples, animals mating (including germ & SPANK) all last longer than a picture of Ryan's mug.
SamIyam
10-30-2003, 04:57 PM
And the thing that brought myself over from the RRT was "The Great Whitewall Controversy" that I wrote... anyone else come over because of the turf war that I started? Hehehe...
Oh yea... it was Arron VonLesky's pecker that everyone saw... and a picture of Ryan will dissappear quicker than any other type of picture...
Sam.
Most Famous Magazine Guy of all time that nobody mentioned:
Stoner!
Okay, what was MY pseudo-name back in the "early days" when everyone was hot on IP #'s for finding out who was who? Bonus question for that, about the same time period, a Shifter came on board and stirred the shit pot...his name? (Screen name)
Travis
10-30-2003, 06:08 PM
RF... Axle?
I'm just glad I am a nobody (not to be confused with the Knowbodys) and I stay out of trouble.
And Mr. Gibbons is a Lurker, too I heard (no pun intended)
Travis
No, not axle-hole. Few were "in the know" regarding the masked Shifter.
hatch
10-30-2003, 06:24 PM
Trailer Ed never DID give me an answer.......
Bigcheese327
10-30-2003, 06:28 PM
[ QUOTE ]
#1248, what was the post that wouldn't die, and who authored it?
[/ QUOTE ]
What iz ur dream ride? By Hot Rod Angel.
hatch
10-30-2003, 06:33 PM
My dream ride is still Jennifer Aniston(naked) at the laundromat sitting on a Heavy duty machine (or two http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) during an off balance spin cycle....YEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA....oops...another one of those wet dreams I keep having....arent't dreams supposed to be when I'm asleep????
chromedRAT
10-30-2003, 06:45 PM
i only got a few myself, but i remembered alot of it, just not clearly enough for answers. i have a question, and it is one that i've often wondered about.
who the fuck were the smart shoppaz?
that artwork is hilarious. probably as funny as the screen name joker that posted as a north vietnamese fella, at least the time i saw it.
hatch
10-30-2003, 06:51 PM
If ya can dig out my post titled "How Rude are You?" you would get your answer....It(the post, not theart)was my start of a spoof on some clowns who posted named Rude Boyz. There are some VERY funny people on this board and I sorta hated to see the post die....mucho laughs!!!
Hey, Mai Ki Ki, you can't say cunt on the hamb.
Oh Fuck I said cunt.
Oh Shit I said fuck now. And Cunt.
Oh Forget it.
Mart.
Luke Jivetalker
10-30-2003, 07:20 PM
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No, not axle-hole. Few were "in the know" regarding the masked Shifter.
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it was anthony, and his SN was asshole
Assdragger
10-30-2003, 09:54 PM
The "how rude are you" post was by far the funniest shit I`ve ever read!! Wish we could dig it up.
And now back to This is your HAMB life.
Homeresque
10-30-2003, 11:11 PM
Ah Jim, what sentimental memories you've barfed up...er, brought back.
Mud and Steve's undying love
Germ's incoherent manifestos
Nads and Redneck's public underwear washing(s)
Sam's unsucessful coup to create the SAMB
Killer, Miss Kitty, Aarron, Shag, Knobcheese, Fecals, Christian, Sailor,...sniff, I have to stop for a moment.
..."Where have all the flowers gone, long time ago"...
We only then know whats golden, after its gone(TM)
Christian
10-30-2003, 11:16 PM
I remember Germ got himself un-banned by doing fake auctions on Ebay with his usual ranting but saying he'd sell his stuff cheaper to HAMB guys 'cause he still got a soft spot in his heart for those guys'
greaseball
10-31-2003, 01:12 AM
Did Harlan get banned...?
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Or does he just have a LIFE?
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Luke Boogerpicker got the Shifter one right, Asshole! But I don't think Ryan even remembers my masked name...McPhail should!
Dr. Knobchieze called and he told me his '79 Lincoln (Cartier Edition) is running fine and it's still way cooler than any shitty car on the HAMB. He also told me to pass on that he is no longer allowed to post here.
And lastly he said that the longer you all stay in the closet the stinkier the closet will become.
Bring back mud.
rickyracer1962
10-31-2003, 02:01 PM
wonder if this guy ever got his 97 he was looking for.
hotrodladycrusr
10-31-2003, 02:02 PM
Shag's real name is SHANNON??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
rickyracer1962
10-31-2003, 02:04 PM
yeah, also, did you know that Zombies real name is Zowie?
Ngo Long Dong
11-03-2003, 09:38 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha! Phuc Mi? No, Phuc Yuuuuuuuuu!
Fat Hack
11-03-2003, 09:43 PM
Di Di Mau, Dinky-du!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
hatch
10-07-2006, 08:07 PM
Just diggin around in the history books......got a kick outta this one. Study hard newbies....test on monday!!
warpigg
10-23-2006, 12:23 AM
ahhh... you!
PBRawwww
10-23-2006, 04:07 PM
16. what did zibo fuzz out on his truck?
oil pan drain plug... too busy thinking about his nice room at rcn.
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