Hamb chop

[Bones]

Someone in a red woody the wood pecker shirt told me at an event called return of the living sleds about the HAMB chop i was wondering if some one could explian it to me he said they chop a kid's top in a weekend but thats it.

[McGrath]

Woody Woodpecker, or Mr.Horsepower? If it was at a Carshow it was pretty likely to be Mr.Horsepower, the Clay Smith Cams Logo. If you are gonna hang with Rodders, you need to get your Rodding Icons straight.

And an introduction wouldn't hurt.

[hotrodladycrusr]

Yikes! This one should be interesting to watch http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[McGrath]

Thats what I was thinking. Not Shy, thats for sure....

[speedaddict]

Only a matter of time before these guys come after ya.


http://photo.starblvd.net/~speedaddict/2-3-2.jpg

[Deyomatic]

"Oh shit...Holstein!"

[38Chevy4door]

I don't know who he was, but was he with:
some fan of the Red Baron, 'cause he was wearing a WW I German cross on his shirt?
some guy from Vegas, 'cause his shirt obscenely proclaimed how he loved Hookers?
Some guy who liked pork, 'cause his shirt said HAMB on it?

Not to be mean, it's just kind of entertaining...anybody else know some of the Woody Woodpecker fan's friends at the car show?

[Antibilly]

NO intro ='s NO brain..........So should we assume you are that kid who would love to have his top chopped in one weekend and you'll be as KOOL as that CAT in the HAT that read something about the MOON on it?? before school on Monday
Look KID? Id say start over we a intro(tell us who you are and what rides you have or want) and some research through the archives and you'll learn about the HAMB chops...Until then get the facts http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif.......how far can one put there foot in there mouth http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Fat Hack]

Well, in true Woody Woodpecker fashion, you park your car in a designated spot and a little dog runs off with your sawzall.

You chase him down and get your tool back, then tie up the dog and lock him in your trunk. Five minutes later, the sad little dog runs off with your torch, and you give chase once more.

This time, you chain the dog to a rocket and send him to the moon, and go back to work.

Off goes your grinder in the hands of a little mutt...and so the chase begins anew!

This goes on and on until you rip your hair out in frustration wondering how the Hell that little mutt escaped so many times, only to look up and see two thousand Droopys surrounding you saying "Hi".

You grab an oversized wooden mallet and begin pounding on your own head and hopping around in hysterics hootin' and hollerin' like a mad man.

(Don't even ask about the annoying little penguin that comes into play while you're in the midst of your engine build-up....)

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Ha Ha Ha HA ha, Ha Ha Ha HA ha, huhuhuhuhuhuh!

[Missing Link]

What kind of dressing do you recommend on my tossed salad? And what is your opinion on bacon bits?

[porknbeaner]

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What kind of dressing do you recommend on my tossed salad? And what is your opinion on bacon bits?

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Link,
I really like that vinigar stuff, but with bacon bits I would have to go with Raunch http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif or something equally creamy. Actually bacon bits make me feel a little like a canabal, I think http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

btw I thought the Wood Pecker Head was a muffler thing. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Back to the HAMB Chop, isn't that something that ya do when someone posts without an intro? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Really kid, it isn't really that big a deal, who ya are and what floats your boat. Hell even I could do it.http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

if it don't make ay dirty it aint yours http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[roadstar]

I'm thinking you need to know more about the HAMB and how things are around here before you ask about events like HAMB CHOP.

Spend some time reading and paying attention, find out what an INTRO is, and come back and start again.

Woody Woodpecker shirt....You're killen me http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rocky]

......Yeah, so the ol' lady says to me.."You can't park that ugly pickup box trailer here at the house!" so I tow it over to my little narrow storage garage and hadda pile everything from the garage into the damn trailer to make room for it! Well, I finally had rooom to back it into the garage but now I can't find anything in the trailer, can't use the damn trailer ['cause it's full!] and can't get past the damn trailer to access anything else behind the trailer! I was better off with no trailer and no storage garage because now the damn trailer tire is going flat! And I'm paying storage rent on the garage.

[4t64rd]

...Just leave your car at the designated place Friday night with the keys in it.

Your local HAMB representatives will have that thing chopped and ready for you on Monday.

Oh, and remember to leave the signed title under the keys on the front seat.

It's just that simple!

[Smokin Joe]

The muffler thing was THRUSH, I was always partial to "Purple Horneys" and "Cherry Bombs" myself... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Did anyone ever actually run a Clay Smith cam? Or was it the VTEC or West Coast Choppers sticker of the 60's????

By the way NEWBY, they do chop a kids top in a weekend, and that's about it...

Now, "Who y'all is?"

[McGrath]

"btw I thought the Wood Pecker Head was a muffler thing."

Guess it could have been, but more apt to be Mr.Horsepower. Back in the 80's when I was in Highschool, Mr.Horsepower was first getting popular again in the Mid-West. Couple friends of mine have him in Ink. One has a huge Mr.Horsepower tattooed on his Back and "Heckyl and Jeckyl" inked over his left Tit....

[12packo94s]

so that tat on my arm is really woody woodpecker huh? i would have never guessed

[McGrath]

"Did anyone ever actually run a Clay Smith cam? Or was it the VTEC sticker of the 60's????"

Tommy McCray has always ran Clay Smith Cams...

[Smokin Joe]

Is that Sam drooling in the background? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

We had guys running Clay Smith, Isky and Engle stickers on their front quarters. Never could figure out how they were running 3 cams... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Donzie]

Then again, it could have been a Woody Woodpecker shirt. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Still, an intro would be nice.

[48_HEMI]

Hey 48 JAKE-OFF
Oregon might be out of the way (I don't know because you didn't mention who you are, what you drive, Where you live and no Naked pictures of you're wife and girl friend together) but if you can get your car to my place we could have a HAMB Chop (we can chop the whole car, not just the top and come back monday morning with a trash trailer and pick up all the pieces http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

it is said that "you never have a second chance to make a first impression!" but we're a bunch of nice people here and if you start a new post and tell us a little about your self you'll find it a little easier to find information on this board http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[porknbeaner]

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The muffler thing was THRUSH, I was always partial to "Purple Horneys" and "Cherry Bombs" myself... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Did anyone ever actually run a Clay Smith cam? Or was it the VTEC or West Coast Choppers sticker of the 60's????

By the way NEWBY, they do chop a kids top in a weekend, and that's about it...

Now, "Who y'all is?"

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I think it was Clay Smith, but they say if you can remember the '60s you weren't there http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I never ran one, but I know they were excellent cams.

Now on to the Cherry Bomb thing, they were forever gettin' me tickets, never ran a Thrtush 'til the 70s and I still wish I had owned a set of Purplr Horneys, at least that way they would have had reason to give me a ticket http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Did we ever get that intro?

[choprods]

Whats a chopped Hamb? Whats a henway?Questions questions ALWAYS questions.......this seemed like such a polite young group here,this Hamb group-we may never know. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gifDo an Intro.do an intro do an intro do an intro do an intro do an intro......is the fog lifting buddy? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Deyomatic]

Before any arguments start everyone is right, Clay Smith Cams and Thrush both have very similar woodpeckers as logos. The only difference is that Mr. Horsepower is addicted to nicotine and looks MEAN and Thrush guy looks like he is scared shitless.

[Donzie]

Geeez, all about a freakin' bird!

[Fat Hack]

I think I saw that bird wedged into Fuel-Pump's grille this past Summer!

No more Woody-Thrushpower-Smith!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[four-thirteen]

I was the victim of a hamb chop once. I'm still recovering. It's hard to put into words, but it had one horn, wings, was big, furry, and smelled like cheese. Introduction please. The damn thing stuffed a woody woodpecker cam in my car, and stole my doorpillars. It took way more than a weekend, like I said, I'm still recovering. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/image_uploads/113851-stevied.jpg

[Zor]

fat hack, that was the funniest post i've read in a long time.