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Fastsporty
10-27-2003, 09:48 PM
Well we are used to VDO ripping off people either there designs ore their money. But folks there is now a new sorrid twist to the story. When Django and I were sight seeing on the infamous venice beach boardwalk being overcome by thousands of women in bikinis and just as many T-shirt shops.
"You buy T-shart, tree fo 10 dollah."
"No dog allow in stoh".
"You need t-shart to remembah vacaton ."
And low and behold before my eyes as they adjusted from being in the bright sun Among the counterfeit orange county chopper and west coast chopper T-shirts was a fraudulent Von Drunk T. My God! They stole from are very own Hamber Abelugu! My fingers went instantly to my trusty verizon cell phone to hit the number the was the direct link to the abe phone.
What no service? So much for "can you hear me now"? and although malibu and venice beach are fairly close I don't think I can yell that far.
So in a panic I ran up the street until I got a faint signal on my phone and managed to get out
" Dude they ripped you off, call me back!"
Within minutes Abe had received my frantic broken up verizon message and called me back. In a better receiving area I explained the whole sittuation to our hero turned victim Abelugo.
Abe's response "See if you can find out who's printing them"
Ok, so we can destroy the bastards. I said.
No dude, they can probably make my T-shirts cheaper than I can and I won't have to spend so much time on them.

chromedRAT
10-27-2003, 10:27 PM
if irony had tits you guys could open a nudie bar...

Anderson
10-27-2003, 10:34 PM
That kinda sucks...I still want one, missed em last time around.

SAVAGE
10-27-2003, 11:12 PM
dude that is messed up. Glad I got mine before they Von Drunk went big time

badpat
10-27-2003, 11:19 PM
he wasn't ripped off- he sold out. he is hiring danny bonaducci and the chick who played kimberly in that show with willis to model his stuff. he is now another fashion fag

Rocky
10-27-2003, 11:41 PM
Maybe Ryan will thumbtack your reward for the perp wot done dis at the top-a-da HAMB. Hey Abe.....you want I should bust his legs?

ESnacky6
10-28-2003, 02:08 AM
Hey Abe, you get those XL's in yet..?? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

slazzen
10-28-2003, 02:22 AM
next there will be the hamb at macys dickys new fall line up with official hamb logo`s on them

Germ
10-28-2003, 04:22 AM
HAMBER didn't "INVENT" VON DRUNK..

HE stole the FUCKING artwork...
SIMPLE AS THAT
and if the SHIRTS were CORRECT..

the VON DRUNK ones would say
OBLIVIOUS under them instead of ORIGINALS...




germ

tomslik
10-28-2003, 07:33 AM
uh,"kimberly" went on to do porno and od'd or someting like that.
anyway, she be dead.

she might work cheap, though... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Fat Hack
10-28-2003, 08:08 AM
Yeah, Dana Plato did a porn film called (can ya guess???) "Different Strokes"!!!

Saw it in the bargain bin at the local video store for like three dollars...probably shoulda bought it, but I picked up "Take This Job And Shove It" instead...Johnny Paycheck was cooler than Dana Plato...but not as cute!!

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

badpat
10-28-2003, 11:58 AM
that's why abe can afford her- i thought she looked a little lifeless in the add- didn't have her usuall spunk when the partride family kid laid down a whatchoo talkin bout-also, her make up looked a bit thick