View Full Version : Young Punks= a Pain in my neck!!!! OT
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 08:47 AM
heres the deal! and sorry its OT but hey Ive been here awhile itll be ok.
I took the Green Bean out last night for a nice run around town. I passed by this bar thats next to my old shop. I never go there because its full of young kids and old drunks..but this time I figure what the hell Ill give it a chance. I know the owner and most the staff. I pull up to the deck and these kids give me the ol man thats badass spill. I say thanks and move on to get my beer.....after a couple beers and some good chit chat with a old friend. I head out....passing the same kids I bumped the wobbley ass table and a kids pint knocks over.....I didnt notice anything spill but they started in on the ol "hey man you spilt me buddys beer".....shit man Im sorry Ill buy ya another, my bad....they go on and on and on I SAID ILL BUY YA ANOTHER BEER!! .......So now I got 3 dudes and a chick giving me shit for spilling a empty beer?? One got got a little to close so I grabbed him up and threw him through a table and chairs..the other hit me in the jaw and another grabbed at me ol neck.....I punched out of it and turn to face the crowd. they were still coming at me so I pulled my Knife and backed them off..the bar managere came out and broke it up...they then "told" on me for spilling the beer and pulling a knife...they faild to mention they jumped me and were about to jump me again until I evened the odds.
So being the bigger man I explained myself and left...thinking it over thats why I dont go in there in the first place, and I should have known better.
My jaw hurts and I have cat scratchs on my neck.....after all that the little fucks never even let me buy them the beer I "spilt" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
thanks for letting me vent. It just kills me what shits the youth can be.
Did you show them your socks?
Tim
MBL
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 09:05 AM
Maybe thats it Tim...Ive been wearing short socks latley....they mus not of known who I was!! ahahhhahaha http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
kentucky
10-08-2004, 09:20 AM
Where's Joe Dirt when you need him?
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you gotta be careful you aint takin a knive to a gun fight. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
caffeine
10-08-2004, 09:36 AM
Bully.
Yeah if it had been Tampa "Rodders" who knows what could have happened?
Tim
MBL
dixiedog
10-08-2004, 09:45 AM
TM (trouble maker)
Be happy for not going to jail for brandishing a knife. They didn't hurt your glasses did they?
Reminds me of my bachelor party - I got married sportin a black eye.
swazzie
10-08-2004, 09:46 AM
ya know , gay bars aren't what they used to be . . jus kiddin . Good thing the manager stopped ya . glad yer alright .swaZZie
hatch
10-08-2004, 09:47 AM
The assault weapon ban has been lifted....trade in your swiss army knife for an UZI.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
oldspeed
10-08-2004, 10:04 AM
Next time throw in a gernade first. no sense in wasting energy unless you have to.
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 10:08 AM
After the fact I thought how such a stooooopid thing could change your life for ever!! If some one had really gotten hurt. I or they could of ended up behind bars for a long time or forever!!
I really did try and make it better and buy the guy a beer..they were just looking for trouble and they had me out numbered..........so they thought....Im glad I dont carry a gun, it would just be to easy. I think Ill stay home next time its safer http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Gas_Tires_Oil
10-08-2004, 10:14 AM
I think you did damn good. Most guys today don't have the balls to stand and fight. I think you showed them that they best mind what they say. When nobody stands up to them they get bolder and bolder. good job draglink. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
NoSurf
10-08-2004, 10:16 AM
No- Don't stay home, you just stopped at the wrong bar. You need to stop at the DAIRY Bar for a choc malt.
Signed- Phats McPhatty
graverobber63
10-08-2004, 10:21 AM
they where probally smashed and just looking to start shit. You happend to come across their path first. Amazing how people could be a bunch of pussies like that.
I hope you got a few good shots in at least http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Bobber
10-08-2004, 10:21 AM
You should have cut off their heads and shit down their necks. I an waaay tired of little bastards trying out old dudes like me. Must be all the ink on my arms....
Where's my Geritol?
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 10:29 AM
and when I say punks we arnt talking about your HOT TOPIC punks! Im talking about fresh out school baggy pants and a polo shirt kinda kids...WORD YO!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Fuck Mike, that sucks, what bar was it?
These shit starting weasles are everywhere man. The real normal looking guys are the worst.
See, these fuckers aren't professional drunks like us, a couple of imports get in 'em and they start to feel like Charles Bronson.
Truthfully Mike, you shoulda walked away, the results could've been catastrophic.
Just stick to my carport and our regular hangouts.
Coupe-De-CAB
10-08-2004, 10:54 AM
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I think you did damn good. Most guys today don't have the balls to stand and fight. I think you showed them that they best mind what they say. When nobody stands up to them they get bolder and bolder. good job draglink. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
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Big balls and Pride will only end you up in jail or dead:(
Your more a man to walk away.
Bruce lee could kick anyone's ass, do you think that he faught everyone that challenged him... No. Let them get in a fight with the wrong " other" person.
That's awesome that it didn't esculate to something worse, your jaw will heal really quick:)
best to avoid confrontation and live to enjoy another day of "Hotrods".
Last fight i ever got into was in 6th grade i was 11:)
CAB
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 10:59 AM
Cab Nads I agree with both and Know I should of walked away....The truth is some times you CANT even if you want to....lets say 3 guys in your face, No one there to break it up...if you turn to walk away...you take that chance of taking a hit to the back of your head??? Ill take my chance with 3 head on any day then walk away and never see it coming.
Nads....."the Fillen Station"
Stevie G
10-08-2004, 11:04 AM
Do what I do.....walk with a cane.
"If you win, you beat up a handicapped old fart. If I win, You got beat up by a handicapped old fart. Wanna keep going".
Works like a charm.
If they continue, I beat 'em with my cane. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
NoSurf
10-08-2004, 11:05 AM
My Dad tells a story about when he was in the Army in the early 60s.
My Dads a little guy, and he hung out with a couple guys that were lineman for Iowa or Ohio or somewhere. Seems the same thing happened to him as he was walking out of a ginmill outside Ft Dix. Except the group of guys given' him trouble didn't know he was with the big dudes.
My Dad and these punks are out front of the bar and the words are escalatin'. All of a sudden the two buddies of my Dad are in an all out fight against each other, slamming into cars etc.
So my Dad says to the punks "See that? Their fightin' over to see who gets to kick YOUR ass when you're done with me..."
The punks walked off.
Coupe-De-CAB
10-08-2004, 11:07 AM
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Cab Nads I agree with both and Know I should of walked away....The truth is some times you CANT even if you want to....lets say 3 guys in your face, No one there to break it up...if you turn to walk away...you take that chance of taking a hit to the back of your head??? Ill take my chance with 3 head on any day then walk away and never see it coming.
Nads....."the Fillen Station"
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walk back wards:)
CAB
Mike, I hada similar thing happen this year. Lets just say a game of pool cost me $780 when it was all done, but I got the best of em http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I was lucky though, there isnt a thing as a simple fight anymore. In this state, simple assualt (ie fight) can get you maximum of a year. That knife would make it 5. Think about your kid, drink soda.
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 11:10 AM
Cab hahahahaha you are the man man
Tman I agree and again I will learn from this one.....Oh and years ago I did a year for a simple fight. So I should know better anyhow! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
4t64rd
10-08-2004, 11:13 AM
If you had gone to Parliament House this wouldn't have happened. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Where's the Bloke when you need 'em.
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 11:14 AM
I would of had to worry about getting my stool pushed in!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif not knocked out!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
repoguy
10-08-2004, 11:24 AM
Glad you didn't get a bottle over the head. I hate it when that shit happens.
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 11:38 AM
Now my neck looks like its gotta hickie on it!!!........hahhahaah http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Anderson
10-08-2004, 11:55 AM
...so you played the part of "old drunk?"
Kinky6
10-08-2004, 12:10 PM
Man, sorry to hear about this crap.
Reminds me that its been nearly 20 years since I even came close to getting in a fight. I'd gone to a really noisy club to watch a bar band with two other guys; one really big, and the other kinda small. The big guy got lost playing pinball or something about the time that my smaller buddy got in a squabble with some other guys who were trying to crowd the stage.
One of these guys starts shoving my buddy, and I step in and let the guy know he's taking on somebody his own size. He quits shoving, but wants to play "blink" or "eyeball chicken". This goes on while he pulls out a cigarette, pops it in his mouth, and whips out his lighter, never once breaking eye contact. I start grinning at him as he proceeds to light up and take a deep lung-full of FILTER! This asshole had lit his cig backwards! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I'm laughing out loud at him at this point, his buddies are cracking up, and he's rushing for the door. And my friend missed all this, cuz he was watching the band, instead of the showdown. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Thanks, I just had to share. Kinky6 http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
RoadDevil13
10-08-2004, 12:12 PM
fucking stupid little assholes....this kinda shit is why I am a garage hermit...
I'll just stay in my garage, build stuff and drink.
Glad your alright man...would hate to see you do time for some stupid punk kids with attitude problems.
I do find it interesting tho that theyre real brave with 4 or 5 of their buddys and one of you.
lame.
just my $.02
manyolcars
10-08-2004, 12:15 PM
and all this time, I thought Draglinks IS one of the 'young punks'! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
klazurfer
10-08-2004, 12:26 PM
Young kids ... Drunks .. And " you pulled your Knife"????
You gotta be kidding !! Over here in Scandinavia , Anyone pulling a Knife during a "Bar-fight" is a Looser !!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Coupe-De-CAB
10-08-2004, 12:30 PM
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I do find it interesting tho that theyre real brave with 4 or 5 of their buddys and one of you.
lame.
just my $.02
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It's called ...strength in numbers!
CAB
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 12:34 PM
32 old punk!!! used to be a young punk for sure...but things were differant back then http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
RoadDevil13
10-08-2004, 12:34 PM
seems pretty chicknshit to me....
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 12:35 PM
How many "young punks" does it take to screw in a light bulb.......
4
1 to screw it in and 3 to back him up http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Kilroy
10-08-2004, 12:36 PM
Klaz that's what I thought too at first but in all the pictures I've seen of him Draglinks is about 140 lbs (sorry for all you Euros I have no idea how many "Stones" that is http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) soaking wet. There's no way there needed to be 3 or 4 of those guys http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.
And also, over here if you get in a fight, you're lucky if all that gets pulled out is a knife. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Coupe-De-CAB
10-08-2004, 12:38 PM
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seems pretty chicknshit to me....
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Bauc... Bauc... Bauc... Bauc... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
CAB
crush1776
10-08-2004, 12:38 PM
All right, all right. You did pretty good. You're damn lucky it didn't go farther than it did and you didn't wind up in jail. Hell man, fighting is not what it used to be and I'm only 32. You do time now for shit like that. Yeah, they were looking for trouble AFTER you entered their sphere. Guess what, they know what kind of car you drive. Swallowing your pride and being a sheep is hard to do, but it keeps you out of the clink, the hospital, and the morgue. And, it minimizes your enemies. I used to fight alot. I've been jumped by a fraternity before on MY BIRTHDAY for being with hot chicks in a bar. I'm pretty sure I can hold my own with most dudes within 20-30 lbs of my weight. But I usually pussy out now and talk my way out of it. I'm definitely not tougher than the guys in jail that want to make me their BITCH. Something to think about. What's up Mr. Bones Brigade Caballero! Nice to see you on the HAMB!
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 12:40 PM
32 165 and growing ....Im gonna be big one day http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
daign
10-08-2004, 12:43 PM
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so I pulled my Knife and backed them off..
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Apparently you forgot what its like to be a young drunk punk. Perhaps you need to go drinking more often http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Coupe-De-CAB
10-08-2004, 12:44 PM
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32 165 and growing ....Im gonna be big one day http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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have you seen the movie "super-size me"?
Good way to get larger in one month and also almost kill yourself at the same time:(
CAB
oldspeed
10-08-2004, 12:46 PM
All kidding aside it's a situation where you lose either way. If you do kick the shit out of the assholes which should happen you will do time for what's right. If you walk away you will feel like shit for letting assholes ruin your life. The punks know they have you out numbered and they don't care, the biggest problem with aging is you start to realize what you have to lose. You at this point got to consider it a draw, your ok and no one got seriously hurt. But, I have to agree it's a bunch of crap when assholes like that can take away freedom to do what you want.
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 12:49 PM
Ive got em beat...........I drove away in MY hot rod while they sat there thinking there cool looking into a still empty glass!!
by the way I know Im kool!!! I tell myself so every day!!
oldspeed
10-08-2004, 12:51 PM
You know it
daign
10-08-2004, 12:51 PM
Any SMART young drunk punk would have let you pay for the beer and then tried to kick your ass http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 12:52 PM
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Any SMART young drunk punk would have let you pay for the beer and then tried to kick your ass
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hahahahhaahah I think thats what makes the "young punks" they dont think!!
hatch
10-08-2004, 01:06 PM
Actually...A gay bar would be a better place to go....maybe they could help you with some "cover-up" makeup for your neck. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif....but in reality, hittin a bar by yourself isn't the best idea....people there like to drink and fight....and that is "Traditional" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
luketrash
10-08-2004, 01:17 PM
165 ain't that small.. I'm 135 and 27 years old..
I've had problems all my life where people just fuck with me because I'm skinny and small.. An easy target I guess. It doesn't help that I look goofy and typically am dressed different than everyone in the crowd, but.. I tend to just avoid confrontation.. if someone pushes me down, I just get up and keep walking. And then on the way home I talk about the 100 ways i SHOULD have kicked their ass http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I do have a tire iron in my pickup though, just in case.. When you're my size it's not so pussy to even up the odds, especially when you have never started a fight in your life.
Then again, after a lot of runins with people like this, I've never actually gotten beat up.. I've either talked my way out of it, or was lucky enough to have a big buddy show up and quiet them down.
And like Draglink said: I'd love to own a hand gun, but I'd end up in jail THAT NIGHT. I have THE worst temper, and no muscle to back it up. If I had a gun, there'd be a trail of dead people behind me. The lack of muscle is the balance I need to stay out of prison (and thus not wind up as a bunch of dudes' sex toy)...
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 01:20 PM
hear hear
caffeine
10-08-2004, 02:30 PM
I dunno Cab, i've seen those Mike Vallely fight clips....your hooligan skaters are all the same goshdarnit!!!! damn whippersnappers!
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 02:35 PM
Cab's the peace maker! Seems Im always the peace breaker!!
Joe Riot
10-08-2004, 03:41 PM
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Cab's the peace maker! Seems Im always the peace breaker!!
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LOL! Mike remember that one summer night in Brooklyn??? It was like cattle wrestling without the ropes!
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 03:44 PM
Oh well that guy was trying to run me over with a motorcycle.....I had to rope him with a clothes line arm off the bike....
Now the kick I coulda held back...but hey its like the rodeo/wrastling you gotta have a finishing move http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Coupe-De-CAB
10-08-2004, 03:57 PM
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I dunno Cab, i've seen those Mike Vallely fight clips....your hooligan skaters are all the same goshdarnit!!!! damn whippersnappers!
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Mike V is one of a kind and he has the biggest issue when it comes to his pride, i don't agree with it at all at times when he thinks he's a tough guy... the guy has a family to think of first before his EGO get's in the way:(
we can take "pain" by falling on the Hard cement when a we skateboard all the time, that's where we show how "tough" we really are:)
CAB
flatshoebox
10-08-2004, 04:07 PM
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I dunno Cab, i've seen those Mike Vallely fight clips....
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Mike Vallely fight clips!!! Where?? Kick down a link! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
The Filling station....hmmm, it all makes sense now.
My fighting days are well and truly over, I'm too old, too outta shape and it's kinda lost it's thrill. But in my youth, I used to live for fighting. Things were different in Blighty, chances are your foe wasn't packing heat.
Over here you never know, it's too dangerous.
Still I'm kinda secretly happy you stood up those fuckers, but I'd be bummed if you got time behind bars, or got seriously hurt.
BTW, if anyone thinks Parliament House customers aren't capable of defending themselves, you're wrong.
Fags can kick ass, don't ask me how I know this.
daign
10-08-2004, 04:42 PM
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Mike Vallely fight clips!!! Where?? Kick down a link! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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Link (http://www.globalshit.com/funny/video/Fights%20-%20Mike%20Vallely%20beats%20up%20four%20random%20o cks%20cky3%20fights.mpeg)
Antibilly
10-08-2004, 05:04 PM
Ive seen that vid several times....what I love is the guy laughing....then for some reason he's not laughing anymore after the attack from above http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
flatshoebox
10-08-2004, 05:26 PM
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the guy laughing....then for some reason he's not laughing anymore after the attack from above http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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No shit. I wish the camera caught more of him getin pummeled in front of the jeep!!
I love Mike Valley! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
HotRod60F100
10-08-2004, 11:08 PM
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and when I say punks we arnt talking about your HOT TOPIC punks! Im talking about fresh out school baggy pants and a polo shirt kinda kids...WORD YO!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Them fuckers,yeah they get shitfaced after a couple of Odouls i rmember the days when those type of assholes would get beaten within an inch of thier lives for being 100 feet from ANY bar http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
HotRod60F100
10-08-2004, 11:14 PM
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Young kids ... Drunks .. And " you pulled your Knife"????
You gotta be kidding !! Over here in Scandinavia , Anyone pulling a Knife during a "Bar-fight" is a Looser !!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
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What you guys break out some mighty war hammer ala Thor?? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif just kidding
Broman
10-09-2004, 01:57 AM
Man I avoided even reading this post because I thought it would be a flame war on Hondas or something like that.
You fellas ought to live in Iowa, bar fighting is a passage of life. It's a necessary evil in a land of not-much-else-to-do-anyway. The biggest problem though is picking the right guy to fight....around here there are so many farmer-types and other hard-workers that you can't assume the small guy is a pussy. He might have a job throwing watermelons onto a truck. Talk about fucking strong!!!! You DON'T want to get hit by a guy like that. Living here though at least you know you aren't going to get shot or stabbed. That is saved for the college towns.
I personally threw bails of hay and straw (yes - there is a difference) from a trailer on the ground UP INTO a barn window 5 feet above my head - every day. And I rode dirtbike on the weekends to "keep in shape". To look at me you'd assume 5'11" 160lbs - NO PROBLEM, I can take HIM......he he...
My stories aren't shit compared to the ones involving my brother though. He's a real fucking character at a bar. He has the best one liners and shit......Like being with a 20-something John Wayne at a bar.
Like one time he was talking to a woman that he had given a one nighter to in weeks before-hand. She was (rightfully) upset at being taken advantage of, and so bro starts telling her that he could let her take another turn or something like this. That's when a guy hears him being a smart-ass and tells him he better treat her like a lady. Bro isn't a big guy by no means, in fact he's smaller than I, but he has a reputation as being a barracuda in a fight.
Bro nicely takes the guys hat off of his head and drops it on the floor. When the guy made a motion to bend over and get the hat bro tells him "Stop right there muther-fucker! If you so much as look at that hat I will break your fuckin' head open. You turn around and sit down on this seat right here and drink your beer. You can HAVE your hat when I TELL you that you can have it. You do anything else and I am gonna fuck up your pretty face....." Lights a cigar and stands loosely at the side of the bar.....
The guy sits down drinks a beer and is dead quiet. About ten minutes later bro tells him to pick up his hat and go home - he does it.
True story, I would never have believed it if I hadn't seen it go down myself. I mean if he had told me the story after the fact I would have told him he was blowing smoke up my ass, but I was right fucking there.....And the guy was a good 30lbs heavier than him and an inch taller. I was like WTF - why would you just obey this little fucker?
Bro is actually quoted in conversations because of his lyric. His most famous line is: "just 'cause your big don't mean your bad..."
I think I could tell the story that line comes from in another post after you've read this story.....
I never was the kind to start a fight. I hate guys like that (even though my brother IS one of those guys). In fact ALL of my fights are from the defensive side of the game.
Kev Nemo
10-09-2004, 02:43 PM
That MikeV clip was classic
new series-ANGRY SKATER FIGHTS!
Who was the guy in the cowboy hat though?
Flat Ernie
10-09-2004, 05:31 PM
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I've seen of him Draglinks is about 140 lbs (sorry for all you Euros I have no idea how many "Stones" that is
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10 Stone
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32 165 and growing ....Im gonna be big one day
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11 Stone 9 Pounds
1 Stone = 14 Pounds - how's that for a whacked out weight? And they ridicule us for not being on the metric system? WTF,O? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Artiki
10-09-2004, 05:46 PM
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seems pretty chicknshit to me....
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Bauc... Bauc... Bauc... Bauc... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
CAB
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Damn, I always wondered how you were meant to spell that 'chicken' noise.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Good work, fella
KnuckleDragger
10-09-2004, 08:59 PM
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Do what I do.....walk with a cane.
"If you win, you beat up a handicapped old fart. If I win, You got beat up by a handicapped old fart. Wanna keep going".
Works like a charm.
If they continue, I beat 'em with my cane. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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That is awsome.. My dad tells me that when we fight. But he's a little guy at 6'1" 350lbs, former heavy equipment mech, and myself only 6'2" 285lbs. But I have been in my share of fights, been stabbed 13 times and shot a couple, and its never fun. Been put in jail for fighting and when I joined the Marine Corps I beat the hell out of one of my senoir NCO's and got put in the brig for a while. That whole walking away thing yeah it works if everyone fights fair, but heres the thing in a fight there is no such thing as fair. I have always had my rule to never kick a guy while hes down, now if hes trying to get back up that sa different story.
Just my .02
Jonney
The Anarkist
10-10-2004, 12:13 PM
Agreed. I don't worry about taking a beating. Hell, I've had my nose broken 3 times and the right side of my upper lip don't match the left!! LOL. But these days, I worry more about the cops and court and all that shit!! I got 3 little girls to worry about. It's a real Bitch when you KNOW you could wipe the ground with them but being in Canada they have practiacally outlawed a little fight to the point you might as well have gunned someone down. Don't matter if they started it here. That's why they do it.
The Anarkist
10-10-2004, 12:16 PM
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Ive got em beat...........I drove away in MY hot rod while they sat there thinking there cool looking into a still empty glass!!
by the way I know Im kool!!! I tell myself so every day!!
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good point!!!!
The Anarkist
10-10-2004, 12:28 PM
I once had a discussion with my nephew (Young drunk punk!!-whining about how him and his buddies went to some bar and started a brawl and his friend got the shit pounded outa him by the bouncer-my answer?-never start something ya can't finish!!). So he's on about "fair" fights. I told him there's fair fights and lost fights, PERIOD!!
If someone starts it with me, THEY started it, not me. I don't go lookin for shit. Plus I'm too old. (41 and a Dad). I told him if I can't win, I'd just yell "I give up" and when the Idiot lets me up and walks away I'd hit him in the back of the head with a brick or 2 x 4 or whatever. HE started it!! PERIOD!!!
My nephew's like "that's fighting dirty". I'm like "SO?, is it fair for a 6' 5" kickboxer to pound on a little guy (I'm 5' 8" and 160) over TERRITORY!!!
Oh well. I don't live there anymore. Just glad I lived.
As for the gun thing. here in Canada it's illegal to defend yopurself in ANY way!!! My wife recently said she's glad I can't carry a gun as I'd shoot EVERYONE!! Starting with the yahoos who share the road up here. HAHAHAA!!!
Antibilly
10-11-2004, 04:30 PM
Well well well seems I was in the right after all.......during a fight things can blurr I guess. My uncle went to the bar( he hangs there on Fridays) and the manager asked if he heard what happened? He said yea Mike told me and he says he's sorry for fighting at the bar...She said Nooooooooo dont be!! We reviewed the tapes and he was in the right no doubt!!!
Seems the kid that got to close threw a sucker punch I dont even remember, but thats what triggered me!!
Man Id love to see that Vid.....
Gas_Tires_Oil
10-11-2004, 07:35 PM
Like I said in my first post - good job man. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Not too many people have the balls these days to stand and fight as evidenced by the posts saying "you should've walk away". http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Is the vid going public? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I wanna see it! LOL!
One fight that just came to mind after reading the response by the manager was how I smashed some ahole in the nose at a bar that I frequented after he called me a thief and a liar to my face in front of the whole happy hour crowd. He made a move towards me and I "nailed him good'.
I can't tell you how many free drinks I got from the bartenders and patrons at that place for a couple weeks following the "incident". http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
That fucker never bothered me again. And I'm no thief or liar. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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