View Full Version : What not to do to a '50 FORD
straykatkustoms
10-04-2004, 04:18 PM
This weekend I was lucky enough to find "The Worlds Ugliest 50 Ford" I was told that the guy spent over $7,000 in body work. Its kinda like a bad song that you can't get out of your brain. I keep seeing it over and over.....
Enjoy the pics!!
Happy Trails,
Mick
straykatkustoms
10-04-2004, 04:20 PM
Rev. Jake
Slag Kustom
10-04-2004, 04:21 PM
that takes the cake. what drugs do you think he was on ???? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
straykatkustoms
10-04-2004, 04:21 PM
Does not get any better........
Django
10-04-2004, 04:26 PM
That thing needs crushed and put out of it's misery. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
hankcash
10-04-2004, 04:27 PM
gawd dang!
that is one scary motherfucker!
HC
palepainter
10-04-2004, 04:30 PM
Can almost handle looking at the rear.. if fact the more i look at the front, the better the back looks,,,But that front end , wheeweeeeeeeeee WTF?????
Sancho
10-04-2004, 04:30 PM
Is that thing still at Daniel Motors?
Here is the listing straight from their website www.danielclassics.com (http://www.danielclassics.com)
1950 Ford 2 dr, Lincoln suspension, Air Bags, 5.0 eng, AT w/OD, needs interior and wired, it will make a super head turner custom! $5,495
4t64rd
10-04-2004, 04:32 PM
The automotive equivalent of the platypus.
Sancho
10-04-2004, 04:32 PM
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RagDoll
10-04-2004, 04:36 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Is that thing still at Daniel Motors?
Here is the listing straight from their website www.danielclassics.com (http://www.danielclassics.com)
1950 Ford 2 dr, Lincoln suspension, Air Bags, 5.0 eng, AT w/OD, needs interior and wired, it will make a super head turner custom! $5,495
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That's a head turner alright...I can't turn my head away from it fast enough.
Bleccchhh!
hankcash
10-04-2004, 04:37 PM
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Eww. Pull the front clip immediately if not sooner.
Elrod
10-04-2004, 04:50 PM
WHY?!?!
straykatkustoms
10-04-2004, 04:51 PM
Thats the one. I forgot to show you one of the kustom treatments that realy sets the car off.
Check out the '50 cut outs in the scoops. Can it get any worse?
Happy Trails,
Mick
BigDdy31
10-04-2004, 04:52 PM
Now THAT'S funny, HC. Those two deserve each other.
To replace with stock sheetmetal of course.
dvlscoupe
10-04-2004, 05:03 PM
Why ya'll gotta make fun of my dream car? I only hope it's got gullwing doors! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Kevin Lee
10-04-2004, 05:13 PM
I think that place is pretty amazing. I plan on stoping at Bill Daniels' the first time I take the finished roadster down to Joplin. I wonder if he'll remember me at all - the frame under my car was bought from him about two (or three?) years ago. I'm sure it was easy for him to recognise I knew very little but REALLY wanted to build a hot rod so he just let me hang out for quite a while and check out his stuff... gave me a mini tour, showed me a few things he did on his flatty powered roadster...gave me a good deal on that frame and some other parts too. Don't think I had even found the HAMB yet.
Damn, that whole lot is full of some pretty cool cars. Isn't there a late fifties lowered Buick, a nice red shoebox, and is that Nailhead powered '40 Ford truck still there? It's unspoken - on the way to Joplin my wife just reaches over and holds the steering wheel when we pass his place on the curve so I can crane my neck to see it from the highway.
krooser
10-04-2004, 05:15 PM
God...That things beautiful...where can I buy it...it's gonna look great in my garage next to the nude poster of Mama Cass Elliot!
SamIyam
10-04-2004, 05:15 PM
Somewhere there's a Lincoln driving around with a '50 Ford front end on it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sam.
flatshoebox
10-04-2004, 05:20 PM
I'm not sure if the t-bird 49 ford or this is worse! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Rand Man
10-04-2004, 05:38 PM
Daniel Motors is located just north of Carthage, Missouri on Hwy 71. He has been in business for many years. He usually has more than one shoebox Ford in stock. I'm hoping he didn't build that one himself. The access road he lives on is the original Hwy 71 two-lane. If you are interested to see what life was like before they built the interstate, take his road on in to Carthage. Try to count the chunks out of the two concrete bridges.
briggs&strattonChev
10-04-2004, 05:46 PM
I saw worse (only once!)
At BTT50's last year there was a 49-51 MERC with a later model thunderbird/cougar front and rear end. WOW, it sucked. Thankfully I dont have any pics.
Briggs
So, Mickey, How does it drive? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
52Chief
10-04-2004, 07:03 PM
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That thing needs crushed and put out of it's misery. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
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I whole heartedly agree, too bad...
straykatkustoms
10-05-2004, 10:18 AM
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So, Mickey, How does it drive?
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I bet it runs better than it looks.
Happy Trails,
Mick
JamesG
10-05-2004, 10:22 AM
THAT car needs THESE rims......http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
http://www.nicedreamscc.com/albums/FMFOC_04/abv.jpg
RocketDaemon
10-05-2004, 11:17 AM
change decklid and front sheetmetal
hotrod54chevy
10-05-2004, 11:28 AM
i'd change the front end and the tail lights..the decklid doesnt look too bad,i think...
creepy
tinyelvis
10-05-2004, 11:34 AM
Hank.. that's one of your best yet.. BUHAHAHA.. damn dude.. can you make the front of that car sag on the ground w/no suspension travel like every one of those lincolns I have ever seen?
HAHAHA
That poor Ford..
SPEEDBARRONS
10-05-2004, 11:41 AM
all you people are stupid, that thing is "hot", it took the monster garage only seven days to build that one.
Oilcan Harry
10-05-2004, 11:41 AM
It's ugly!! Still salvagable though. I'd be more interested in the chopped 53-55 pickup parked next to it.
HOTRODPRIMER
10-05-2004, 11:46 AM
Over used saying of mine,,,,but that thing is "FUGLEY" HRP
damn, in fifty years, somebody is going to have a thriving business reuniting shoebox ford front and rear clips to the rest of their original bodies, as well as restoring 90's t-birds and lincolns!
i guess somebody thought this was the logical alternative to the "bird in a box" fad.
Donzie
10-05-2004, 12:25 PM
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.....I forgot to show you one of the kustom treatments that realy sets the car off.
Check out the '50 cut outs in the scoops. Can it get any worse? Mick
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Yes, if they stuck blue neon behind it!!
pigpen
10-05-2004, 01:17 PM
What do you think happened to those poor people in the Lincoln when it got rear-ended by the "50 Ford? Bloody mess I suspect. Looks like it's parked in the right place though, a junkyard!
pigpen
REVEREND JAKE
10-05-2004, 11:02 PM
Aside from that gangsta mod, THAT PLACE IS AMAZING!!! I bought a 36 ford roadster emblem that Myers and I had to practically fight over. It's pretty bitchin! I got it for TEN BUCKS!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I have to go to Springfield this weekend for a wedding so I'll be stopping by on the way back home.
Reverend Jake
willowbilly3
10-06-2004, 05:28 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Is that thing still at Daniel Motors?
Here is the listing straight from their website www.danielclassics.com (http://www.danielclassics.com)
1950 Ford 2 dr, Lincoln suspension, Air Bags, 5.0 eng, AT w/OD, needs interior and wired, it will make a super head turner custom! $5,495
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It turns something but I think it's my stomach. Good thing for this guy we live in a free country or the bad taste Nazis would have shot him by now.
straykatkustoms
10-06-2004, 12:53 PM
Rev Great find!! Sorry Jake, I photo shop'd out the slober. I'm going back next weekend after the Carthage show. I'm still thinking about making a firewall, or a grill insert out of the ironing board.
Happy Trails,
Mick
REVEREND JAKE
10-07-2004, 01:38 AM
That's a good pic of the ironing board too! Now you can start drawing up a concept of what the hell to do with it! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I'm so glad you got a pic of me and my "new" emblem, I think I'll print it and mail it to Myers as a Christmas card. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Reverend Jake
bootie
10-07-2004, 05:17 AM
i'm sure that'll be parked next to the chopped A with a sign that says built by mullet man
bigfive
10-07-2004, 05:29 AM
wow thats worse than the one i saw the other day where a guy tryed to turn a 50 into a ranchero. p.u.
REVEREND JAKE
10-07-2004, 01:23 PM
Actually, bigfive, he has one of those too! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif They drive it. It's maroon with gold scallops.
Reverend Jake
straykatkustoms
10-07-2004, 02:35 PM
Here is a picture from the Stray Kat 500. This would change the topic "What you could do to a 49 Ford."
Happy Trails,
Mick
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