DANGER! DANGER! Honda's are funny. INVADE CANADA! HaHa

[bobbleed]

A few days ago I went to pick up the custom shoebox so I figured as long as I was headed that way I would deliver Tuck's Roadster to Canada.

I was a little worried about it because everytime me and Tuck get together, he almost kills me.
It's ELECTRIC.

Jaker is the coolest. He let me borrow his truck for the trip and took the "Bleed Party Van" for a couple days so he could get to work. That was awsome.

So I loaded up the roadster and headed north.

[bobbleed]

I got to the border and the Canadian Police were pissed.

They said "We don't have cars like that in Canada."

[bobbleed]

I told them that it really wasn't a car. It was an art sculpture.

They said "We have those here! Some of our younger folk like to make sculptures out of snow."

[bobbleed]

They showed me that picture and I just nodded and said

"I diddn't know they had those in Canada."

They let me pass and I finally got to Tucks.

He was like DUDE hop in let's go for a ride.

I thought he was taking me someplace, but we climed into this Canadian Honda and he took off like a motherfucker.

[bobbleed]

It turns out he was just showing me how Canadians like to drive. It was crazy we were driving through these ditches and fields. He missed a turn and we ended up driving into a bunch of trees. I really thought I was going to die, but I was laughing so hard it diddn't even matter.

Those Honda's have balls. He and his brother bought it for $150.

[bobbleed]

After we got back, his brother took it for a joy ride. Tuck had another parts car CRX so we put a battery in it and took off after his bro.

The car we were in diddn't have any lights. In fact it had no radiator , core support or bumper. We tried to blow it up, but it kept on going. We were ramming his brother.

It was kind of like a demo derby.

[bobbleed]

The hood blew up right away so we had no idea where we were going. It was crazy.

I don't remember the last time I had so much fun. Seriously.

Canadians sure know how to build a Honda.

[bobbleed]

The next day he went with me to pick up the shoebox. We took it for a test drive and it broke down. We just sat there and laughed. That's when I knew it was really my car.

Tuck went back to Canada and I brought the shoebox home.

It was a great couple of days.

[bobbleed]

The moral of the story is there is nothing better than hanging out with your friends.

Even if they live in Canada....................

[The Anarkist]

I live in Canada and I like your story and I like the shoebox. Thanks man! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Jeff Norwell]

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[Radshit]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifDamn, And I thought I was taking chances when I drove my car into Mexico once..........you should be writing Children's Stories.........you've got skills!

[swazzie]

Dude! that's rockin! Glad to see you picked up that car . I thought you had forgotten about it.What an awesome custom.Thanx for the stories you twisted bastard. swaZZie

[bufordtjustice]

Nice story bleed. And even nicer shoebox! Got some details on it?

Greg

[CheaterChris]

no gay sex from two homos..wow I am supprised,or maybe there will be a part two to this tale.....good morrow werry traviler

[Tuck]

haha... seriously the weekend RULED!

We got 2 hondas for $150 buxx...

we were looking at this '91 for my brother, the guy was like. 150 buxx EH... we were like SOLD EH, but then the guys like... that one goes with it too EH' and points to the black turd... runs and drives haha...

Bad ass... DUNE BUGGY!!! WE SCORED. I couldnt wait till bleed showed up. I took him "DITCH HOPPING HONDA STYLE [tm]"

95% of his story is TRUE... the 5% part of where im really from isnt...

I never laughed as much as I did that night in years... it was pitch black and we chased my brother (and 2 girls he had with him) around with no headlights down some field roads on our property...

He didnt know we were coming and I cut him off and Bleed yelled... "I DONT THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA" hahaha.... we missed him... DAMN,

at one point going through a swamp we thought we picked up a dead animial carcus it smelled so bad in the car... I thought bleed shit his pants[tm]... but it turned out to be Kanadian swamp water.

The struts are blown out and the exhaust is gone...

We tried to kill the CRX but its made in canada... everything runs cold in canada...

now to sell these cars on EBAY http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Thanks Bob!

Tuck

[bobbleed]

HaHa Tuck's "Helper" Worm waved goodbye.

[Evel]

Haaaaahaaahhaaaahhaaaaaa!!!!

Canada Rocks!!!

evel

[The Anarkist]

If you sell 'em on Ebay you should use Bleed's story for the car's "history"!!!

[Paul]

you guys are fucking nuts!

[Cword]

Where's the Duct Tape on those Hondas?
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[graverobber63]

Canada does kick ass! Eh!

no doudy bought it!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

you guys gotta see my winter beater... Primer civic!! Shaved and de chromed!!! $600 to build!!!
http://www.autowonderland.ca/adamo/flat_black_honda.jpg

[graverobber63]

Hey Bob is that you in the Mad Fab vol 1 video ripping across the screen on the bobber?

[tokyo]

Stranger things can happen in canada...spiders guard the junkyard treasure and ready to pounce on wary canadians..be careful of little dogs with sharp teeth

Funny story bleed..seriously.
tok

[bobbleed]

No that was Cole. I am the guy spinning around in the Green roadster..........

Canada is funny.

[Curt R]

glad for you, finally got the shoebox!!! and Tucks got the rod, you and Tuck are sure hell on golfcarts and Hondas. Curt.

[graverobber63]

[ QUOTE ]
No that was Cole. I am the guy spinning around in the Green roadster..........

Canada is funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

Shit man you ARE a crazy bastard!!

It's nice to see people DRIVE a fuckin rod like it was meant to be driven!

Keep up the good work!

[wingnutz]

I didn't know "Tuck" became a Mounty...!
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[cheaterjack]

no that was Tuck in the Blue, the pic that looks like he just enjoyed a nice wiener in his pooper..

[Jeff Norwell]

Canada is funny.

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....Yea its so funny it makes me cry....... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And tuck....I want my hemi back.....you have used it enufff http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif