sandra d is hot and fat hack is drunk

[DIRTYT]

me and fathack are drunk and he found a hot chick at the bar for the second time. and he is to much of a pussy to say any thin to her. who thinks he should say sumtin to her?

[oldchevyseller]

this should be in tech

[Muttley]

Tell her she's hot and that she looks like your sister, she what kind of reaction you get. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Germ]

ask her if she has any good COKE?
Then mail it to me..... for trade FLATHEAD speed PARTS....

then To really SPICE things up.....
get her to give you a BLUMPKIN,,,at 3"00am.................while you read DR SUESS books.....

or you could get the JACKPOT which is a BLUMPKIN while you PUKE in the sink next to where your shitting.......

[DIRTYT]

to late were allreeady back at my place trying to tyoe drunk and talking about drinking some more ahhhhhhhh im drunk ok bye

[OldCarPilot]

Wow its like the drunk call... But for all of us!

[Slag Kustom]

i like being drunk . i do most of my best work with women then http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif (so i think)

[mybeatupford]

my motto is keep drinkin till she looks good, but usually i just get reallllllllllllll drunk and stumble away wondering what happend the next day

[Levis Classic]

Been wondering what you two have been up to.

[4t64rd]

Statistics say that 10% of all women will blow you behind the dumpster in the parking lot if asked.

If you didn't have your heart set on Sandra, ask 10 women, it's usually dark back there anyway. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rocky]

AHhahahahahahaha...I can almost smell the beer-breath on that post! Mispelled words and word-invention are prevalent. I love it. What's gonne be even funnier is the look on Dirty T's face when reads what he wrote last night..
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!

[GomezGarage]

And this has what to do with cars?

[4t64rd]

They drove home in one. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Elrusto]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gifOh my, I hope they didnt drive!!!

[Fat Hack]

If she had good coke, she wouldn't be in Romeo, Michigan, Germ! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Dirty's drunken ass thought she looked like Olivia Newton John, I thought she looked more like a really hot Shelly Long...smokin' hot in jeans, black t-shirt and denim jacket...ouch!!

WAY the hell outta my leauge...but I got my dick stepped on by the rude ass waitress who DEMANDED to see Dirty's license, but spit out a disgusted "NO!" when I asked her if she wanted to see MINE!!! (And yes, I was clear that it was my LICENSE that I wanted to show her!!)

Naw...this ain't Utah, you don't need an actual LICENSE to DRINK in Michigan, just valid ID! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

The CAR part of the evening happened earlier when we swapped a new Holley 600 onto Dirty's Mom's Camaro and took it for a quick joy ride...runs as good as it can with a honkin single plane intake on an otherwise stock 327...at least she can motor around in it again!

She bought us a case of my new Favorite Poison...Rolling Rock beer as payment for our labor and carburetor expertise...but Dirty curiously reverted to PBR when we drank all the beer dry at the homestead and moved our show to the local bar...I stayed groovin' on da GOOD stuff!

Dirty CHEATS ASS in video golf...he'll tell you HE won, but that's because he couldn't keep his hand of the ball when I was shootin'!!!

But...and here's an important point...NEVER bet your life on Dirty's marksmanship! We enjoyed a bit of drunken shootery in his driveway when his little brother broke out the Glock, and Dirty had to execute the Wendy's cup at point blank range...while I was poppin' holes in it from a good ways out...squintin' for a sight picture without Night Sights.

(Relax...it was an AirSoft BB pistol...you guys! We wouldn't waste REAL ammo on paper cups! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif)

Oh yeah...the LAST time I was in Romeo getting drunk at the bowling alley (shit, that sounds SO white trash, doesn't it?! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif), I saw Jean Jacket and was all in LOVE and shit...new I was outclassed by a battleship margin, but admired dunkenly from afar!

Now...I Return To Romeo to drink the town dry again, and THERE SHE IS! Dirty swears he never sees her around unless I'm with him...and you could spit across the span of that town! Hmmmm...maybe she's my Redneck Guardian Angel or something???

(Oh, by the way, BRYAN...a drunken mission to the chip aisle at Meijer at 2:30am does NOT constitute "food"...but at least your cat ate well!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif)

The night was punctuated by hard driving power chords ala Joan Jett while rockin' the backroads in the Mighty Metro...the "I Love Rock & Roll" album totally RULES...who ELSE could get away with a rock and roll cover of "The Little Drummer Boy" for NO apparant reason on a non-Christmas album...and she plays GUITAR!!! RULER!!!

Joan Jett makes rock and roll seem almost as cool as DISCO! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

I arrived home at 6am after sliding into the storage lot at some remote body shop to catch a little sleep shortly after leaving Romeo...woulda never dodged the pylons, potholes and other drunken motorists without the little impromptu layover...woke up Cool and rocked out to Double J the rest of the way home!

(Side note:...I got "The Cannonball Run" on DVD last weekend...I think I'm Captain Chaos and Dirty is JJ...where the hell can we score an AMBULANCE??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

[Fat Hack]

Oh SHIT!!! I forgot about the PEANUT!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

That was funny as hell...like a needle valve in Dirty's beer bottle!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaaaaaaa!!!!

[crush1776]

Eh Hack,

Man, if you see that fem again you better talk to her, you guys were meant to be together. You may never see her again. And don't underestimate yourself: Charm and personality go way further with women than looks. Haven't you ever seen a hottie with someone who looks like he wasn't in her league? He's the only dude with the cojones to make a move. At least introduce yourself and get her name, that way you can start a rapport with her. Dude, the 'puppy dog effect' works. Be her friend and be a nice guy. Eventually she will fall for you "I'm so sick of all these jerks around here, except you Hack, you're so sweet."
Fate, destiny, innevitable occurance, she's on this earth for you.

[Fat Hack]

Ha Ha Ha...if she get's to KNOW me, I'll NEVER have a shot!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

She drinks Corona...maybe I'll buy her one next time...

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[Upchuck]

yah Like Crush said Hack make a move! what do you got to lose? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat Hack]

I'm not the Forward type...I'm the drunken admirer type! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[4t64rd]

When you get down here, I'll introduce you to my friend One-eye, he was in the production crew for that movie, he has stories.

Then we'll find you a slutty, forward, Olivia Newton John and introduce you to her Bartholin glands.

[Fat Hack]

Dum-Dum-DUMMMM!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[TINGLER]

[ QUOTE ]
Statistics say that 10% of all women will blow you behind the dumpster in the parking lot if asked.

[/ QUOTE ]

BULLSHIT. I took this little bit of info with me today and gave it a try.....Lots of women in attendance. I asked a hell of a lot more than 10. Hell, I even asked some old ones....What did I get for my troubles?

......They told me to NEVER, NEVER, come back to the Monterey Freewill Babtist Church. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[4t64rd]

[ QUOTE ]
BULLSHIT. I took this little bit of info with me today and gave it a try.....Lots of women in attendance. I asked a hell of a lot more than 10. Hell, I even asked some old ones....What did I get for my troubles?

......They told me to NEVER, NEVER, come back to the Monterey Freewill Babtist Church.

[/ QUOTE ]

Huh.. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif that's strange, usually it only takes 4 or 5 in Tennessee, even in church.

[greaseball]

(spiffy tunes)
"...Look at me I'm Sandra Dee on my way to Oh-Hi-Oh..."
(more spiffy tunes)

[choprods]

Hack and Dirty T postin while drinkin!- -thats some funny shit- almost as funny as My son calling after closing time at the bar in Iowa at 2:15 last night and his mom[here] answering his call for a Taxi"can you pick me up at Paradise and First street?" she says-No-Its Mom!....He says who the hell is this?-she says again "ITS YOUR MOM!".....He said-Oh-Bye http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif......
Thought I was gonna crack up for sure! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[fishtank]

Germ, that shits funny. Makes me feel good knowing I'm not the only nasty m.f. I know.

[Fat Hack]

Chop, that's hillarious!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Nuthin' like dialing up loved ones at the wee hours to let 'em know ya care! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(Hmmm...I'll have to dig up your phone number again for the NEXT time Dirty and I go out! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif)

[dvlscoupe]

Hey hack if you wanna come over and help me finish putting the engine together I'll uh try to find you and jean jacket wearin' hottie with no morals! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[BELLM]

Hack, next time go talk to her. Just don't puke on her shoes. Doesn't go over well.
I can set you up with an ambulance. Buddy ha an old WW 2 Dodge ambulance, still has the stretchers in back. Thought about fixing it up, loud siren ( hand crank kind) taking it to the HAMB drags. Me & 30Roadster could man it, come roaring up sorta like the 'toons in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Could have a keg in back, beer IVs etc.

[CURIOUS RASH]

<font color="green">DAMN BOY!!!

All she could do is say no,,,

and laugh.

Didn't you see Urban Cowboy?

You know, when Travolta hooked up with the rich chick who WAS WAY outta his league.

Damn that chick was hot!

RASHY </font>

[TINGLER]

[ QUOTE ]
Huh.. that's strange, usually it only takes 4 or 5 in Tennessee, even in church.

[/ QUOTE ]

OUCH!...big slam. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif




Fat Hack,
Give er a whirl. I agree with everyone else who says grow a pair and chase that skirt (or in this case JEAN JACKET). http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

VT.

[DIRTYT]

haha im such a dumb drunk ass. i finaly rememberd that i made this post. didnt think it would turn into 3 pages worth of pep talks. we need to start a hack and dirty reality show. hahaha http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif