Watch yer stuff- sticky fingers part 2

[fatluckys]

Today was my turn to come home & find my hood open and my gas can missing. Then I found a scrawny homeless dude huffin' gas in the park next to my house. The guy was on a different planet- talkin' gibberish, doing funky stuff- he even peed his pants in front of my house. Anyway, I took my gas can back, told the guy to stay the fuck away from my house and called the police, who took exactly 2 hours to show up and do nothing.

I didn't really lose anything, but it freaked me out. I guess the point is to pay attention and keep your stuff locked up. The nice, quiet neighborhoods aren't so nice and quiet anymore.

[TexasHardcore]

Got the solution...


WINCHESTER, antique, 38/40 cal., model 1892, octagon barrel $1,100

[JohnnyB327]

wouldnt it be public intoxication? but personally i think a .25 ought 6 would do a bit better http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


johnny

[MattB]

Hey, you're in Texas, no need to call the cops! He was already in another planet, he could've taken an ass beating and not remembered who did it.:) Thieves SUCK! At least you got your crap back!

[Skate Fink]

...........good thing you DIDN'T kick his ass........the cops would have probably arrested YOU! What's this world commin' to?????????

[cosmo]

If you'd just given him a bottle to suck on, and pointed out a conveniently close place to DO the sucking, he'd've still been there when the cops came.

Sheesh, talk about yer simple solutions...:)

Cosmo

[JimC]

Short rope=Tall tree!
Then no matter how long it took the police, they could find the body! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Upchuck]

run a couple gallons of gas to a bush next to fast moving deep water, let him know where it is and keep it full eventually the problem will be solve itself http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif