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Anderson
09-05-2004, 11:01 AM
The human race is doomed.

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/02/38/25/4c_1_b.JPG

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2485993674&rd=1&sspage name=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT

hollywud
09-05-2004, 11:11 AM
Im speechless.......What the HELL is that and WHO is the retard responsible? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Kojack
09-05-2004, 11:13 AM
That's fucking awesome. Think of all the bitches.

hollywud
09-05-2004, 11:19 AM
since you put it that way! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Boyd Who
09-05-2004, 11:19 AM
Poster car for the "Your brain, your brain on drugs" TV commercials!

hollywud
09-05-2004, 11:20 AM
I'd like to play a game...Name what it USED to be

Hellbilly_Buzzard
09-05-2004, 11:27 AM
It looks like a rice shop built its first hot rod.

gregg
09-05-2004, 11:28 AM
Cutlass?!? Oh yeah, I see it now.

Anderson
09-05-2004, 11:32 AM
Yeah....it USED to be a '70-'72 cutlass convertible.

Dig the double lake pipes.

The37Kid
09-05-2004, 11:35 AM
"Frends don't let friends build cars on crack."

GomezGarage
09-05-2004, 11:42 AM
Hey, Im from Tennessee. Should I bow my head in shame? America is a free country but this should be outlawed.

Levis Classic
09-05-2004, 11:45 AM
Just think of the time and money that went into this. If they channeled their skils(loose term) the right direction something cool could be built!

Revhead
09-05-2004, 11:59 AM
Hell yeah! Back off Kojack, you'd just ruin it with a visor anyways. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif. I'm gonna bid on that bad mo-chine. Hey Think Merc50 would let me store it in front of his house.

Having said that I feel nauseous.

BUICKNAILHEAD
09-05-2004, 12:00 PM
cutlass with corvette ass end... ewww. WTF!!! What a waste of money. He might as well have just went out and bought that Hyundai scoupe and at least came home with a warrenty.

Fuckin idiot...


NAILHEAD

Stevie G
09-05-2004, 12:04 PM
Taste and talent do not always walk hand in hand.

manyolcars
09-05-2004, 12:16 PM
didja notice she doesnt want anyone to contact her? she musta got tired of the comments

4t64rd
09-05-2004, 12:22 PM
When I was a kid, I'd make up a disgusting concoction of everything that was in the pantry, just so I could threaten my siblings with it.

I ruined a couple of cans of perfectly good pork and beans...

Revhead
09-05-2004, 12:24 PM
check out the awesome rear facing L-88 hood scoop on the trunk.

hollywud
09-05-2004, 12:30 PM
the builder and the friend should both be shot http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Big A
09-05-2004, 12:35 PM
"This beauty would make an awesome new Bond mobile"

Ah, yes... Bond (played by Bubbles from Trailer Park Boyz) teams up with Elvis and they cleverly disguise themselves as slack-jawed tweakers. Rosanne Barr will be the new Bond girl, and the villain is played by Richard Simmons.

Obviously, this person has their feet planted firmly on sane ground. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

hollywud
09-05-2004, 12:50 PM
I bet this car once belonged to Rick James

Muttley
09-05-2004, 12:50 PM
http://www.ofb.net/~epstein/sl/0401/20040101b-closeup.jpg
This guy likes it.

hollywud
09-05-2004, 12:52 PM
Holy Shit!....Its Rick James............That pic just SCREAMS "superfreak" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

BELLM
09-05-2004, 01:27 PM
Paint it flat black, put some wide whites & apple green steelies on it.................then pour 5 gallons of gas on it and burn the POS.

Gracie
09-05-2004, 01:55 PM
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Hey, Im from Tennessee. Should I bow my head in shame? America is a free country but this should be outlawed.

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Don't blame it on Tennessee, that's a Florida tag!

KnuckleDragger
09-05-2004, 02:02 PM
that car is fugly, whats up with the wanna be rocket booster on the rear wing?? And they want 7,000 and up for that thing... Damn, some one should lay the crack pipe down and step away..

Jonney

Flat Rod
09-05-2004, 02:24 PM
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"Frends don't let friends build cars on crack."

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Right on, crack is always a good way to explain brain farts.

Looks like someone has a little toooooooo much time on their hands.

Kojack
09-05-2004, 02:38 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Hell yeah! Back off Kojack, you'd just ruin it with a visor anyways. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif. I'm gonna bid on that bad mo-chine. Hey Think Merc50 would let me store it in front of his houss.

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RUIN IT? A visor would just MAKE that car... he could get at least 15 dollars for the car if it had a VISOR!

Chaz
09-05-2004, 03:00 PM
Y'know, about once a week we get a post like this. It indicates there are a lot of excellent bodymen with absolutely no taste!! A lot of time and money go into these messes,and we never hear about the metalsmiths that build them. Why can't some of these builders work on rods that have proportion and style? They obviously have the ability. The only one of these "out of proportion" builders that ever got a name was Barris. Who are these guys?

Steel Phoenix
09-05-2004, 03:12 PM
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"Frends don't let friends build cars on crack."

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Crack, hell! These guys were snorting AJAX!!!!

Slow day at the shop

Spare parts

And the wonderful blue powder...

Yep, that's a recipe for disaster if I ever saw one.

Byron Crump
09-05-2004, 03:22 PM
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Hey Think Merc50 would let me store it in front of his house.

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Hmmm, now I know why you wont sell that vette...you have big plans for it.

I can see it clearly now what your plan is...you want to be king of the kustom vettes, Vettehead Revhead.

I can also see how we differ now...I like American G and Hot Rod Gang and you like Corvette Summer and Death Race 2000.

Our styles are so different and yet we can still be friends. Why can't those guys in the mideast figure this out? I would never be on myspace.com and you relish in the foo foo and yet we have a little in common...and we have built on it.

I CAN SEE WORLD PEACE...THANK YOU FOR WHOEVER YOU ARE FOR BUILDING THIS CAR AND BRINGING US TOGETHER OH HOLY OLDS OF SILVER, BLESS US WITH YOU CUTTING EDGE BOND STYLE. ALL HAIL YOUR JET AGE ADD ON'S AND YOU GREATNESS...FOREVER YOU WILL BE KNOW AS ST. BOND OLDS, PATRON SAINT OF THE HAMB.



http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

james
09-05-2004, 03:46 PM
No comment on this one--

SKR8PN
09-05-2004, 04:40 PM
That is beyond fucked up..........
Jesus H Christ and his brother BOB.
He used the fucking CUTLASS decklid with the Corvette BUMPER! And the GRILL..what the FUCK was he thinking?????

bufordtjustice
09-05-2004, 05:30 PM
What the hell is with the front fenders.....a fat fendered muscle car?.... That is the worst of all the fugly cars that we have seen on here....its just wrong....I really hope that the man is extremely rich it looks like he spent enough dough to build a house; it would be a miracle if they got their money out of that freak....I truly think a pimp would be scared of it.

Greg

mr57
09-05-2004, 06:24 PM
With that trunk lid, quick, forward the auction to Adam West!!!!

Skate Fink
09-05-2004, 07:02 PM
.....George Barris drops acid at Lead East!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Dirty2
09-05-2004, 08:34 PM
Thank you K&R you just messed my nite up !!!! I will most likely dream about this http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif!!!

Morrisman
09-05-2004, 08:55 PM
It looks like it went through the matter transformer, with a VW and a Vette, like in the movie "The Fly", and they came out all jumbled together and fucked up http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Boones
09-05-2004, 09:42 PM
If we are lucky, Hurricane Francis blew it over. With that rear sail fin, it may end of near LA or Alabama before all is done... Are those dually wheels on the back?

47lincsled
09-05-2004, 09:55 PM
But does it come with a large purple fedora and whores.

hollywud
09-05-2004, 10:28 PM
Im with Boones...Im positive, Its Got A dually rear end in it....Sickening http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

HELLBILLY
09-05-2004, 11:15 PM
I was not going to post on this but .... I know this guy! You all hit the nail on the head.I will tell you why this guy pissed me off at the end of the post.
Yes the guy (or wife) is loaded (car dealership)Yes he f#@ked a GOOD car (important point).The guy has no taste but I think you can see that,and no the car looks no better up close(workmanship?).
This guy is always at the local cruise in with this damn thing so I hope someone buys it!
Now on to the most important part! My brother who is big into convertables(Yes it was a nice drop top!) tried to buy this car,but when the guy could not get the price he wanted(close to ebay price?) he said he was going to make a custom?
HE CUT OFF THE PERFECT WORKING TOP and threw it away!
Would not let us have the parts because we would not buy the car. I'm sorry for the rant but HELL! LOOK AT THAT CRAP!There is always a story behind cars like this. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gifHell i'm fired up again!

bootie
09-05-2004, 11:35 PM
ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH what a ******* waste - woulda been better to crush the thing - theres always a story to this crap though - he definitly ain't gonna get 7000 though

Steel Phoenix
09-06-2004, 03:10 AM
We can always pray that it becomes the sole casualty of a runaway tank incident. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Bruce Lancaster
09-06-2004, 12:38 PM
It's what they are teaching our children now. I just went to McDonald's and saw this year's HotWheel Happy Meal toys--they all looked about like that. I remember getting a nice Deuce there just a couple years ago...
There really ian't any hope for the future, is there?

Muttley
09-06-2004, 12:46 PM
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...he definitly ain't gonna get 7000 though


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He better move the decimal point a few places to the left if he wants to sell it.

chad
09-06-2004, 01:20 PM
WHY?????

48_HEMI
09-06-2004, 01:22 PM
you guys aren't looking at this in the right light.
That car is Traditional as they get!
Traditional 50's-60's east coast custom, I could show you pictures of it's roots all day long http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Anderson
09-06-2004, 01:24 PM
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Traditional 50's-60's east coast custom, I could show you pictures of it's roots all day long http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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HA!!!!

or you could just take a look at the Lead East posts...

Muttley
09-06-2004, 05:31 PM
We should all chip in 5 bucks and buy it, then someone near it could cruise it to Billetproof and we could all have a turn beating it with a sledgehammer. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Spike!
09-06-2004, 07:24 PM
See that car and more at the "World's biggest 50's Party!" Pay 95 dollars for the show AND get to power park next to that thing! Support Terry Crook's new ride!

Spike

HotRod60F100
09-18-2004, 05:59 AM
Boyds first custom? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

unpunk01
09-18-2004, 08:38 AM
The likelihood that anyone who would build something like that did not take into account that there is no gate on the backyard...hopefully it will stay there for many years to come.