View Full Version : GUY's, take a picture of your penis, and lets compare 'em !!
westcoast vs eastcoast vs world ...... 4 rounds eliminations with a cut vs uncut world championship final round.
Drop your wrenches,Grab your tool,get online.
Sorry I cant join in, Im working in shop. please no responces to this.
Steve Ray
09-02-2004, 03:42 PM
Damn, now what did I do with my ultra wide angle lens....
InPrimer
09-02-2004, 03:46 PM
here ya go this is mine....
Smokin Joe
09-02-2004, 03:46 PM
It's sitting next to the MACRO lens you're really going to use! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Make this a car post Cole. Pics from the garage please. And not Germ on a trycicle!
Pist-n-Broke
09-02-2004, 03:47 PM
Personaly I have nothing against Fags as long as they keep the door closed. If this is where this site is going I'm going to half to cancel my script!
The Wizzard
hankcash
09-02-2004, 03:48 PM
Flexicoker
09-02-2004, 03:51 PM
what if this was posted by anyone other than Cole?
Scallop53
09-02-2004, 03:53 PM
WHAT WOULD MAKE A GUY WANT TO ASK FOR PENIS??????
HOMO
36couper
09-02-2004, 03:58 PM
Two categories; Helmuts Vs. Anteaters
Johnny Ace
09-02-2004, 03:59 PM
My mistake....I thought Juxtapoz magazine was looking for articles again.....
rustyford1
09-02-2004, 03:59 PM
Are you already that drunk or just need a date for the weekend?
**DONOTDELETE**
09-02-2004, 04:02 PM
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what if this was posted by anyone other than Cole?
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It wouldn't "cool" and would INSTANTLY disappear with a nice warning waiting for you in your message box- hey wait... I think I'm getting a PM.
hankcash
09-02-2004, 04:03 PM
Anyone out there ready for a good ol' HC hetero hijack?
HC
hankcash
09-02-2004, 04:05 PM
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hankcash
09-02-2004, 04:06 PM
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hankcash
09-02-2004, 04:06 PM
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Monkey
09-02-2004, 04:11 PM
Go HC...Go Go Go!!!!
THE-SYNDICATE
09-02-2004, 04:11 PM
Wow... With photo's like that we're all gonna need the wide angle lenz to get the whole shot.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Mass Butcher
09-02-2004, 04:12 PM
That's not fair! Everyone knows that you west coast guys are bigger dicks than us east coasters! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Oh, wait, I think I misunderstood.
Flexicoker
09-02-2004, 04:12 PM
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what if this was posted by anyone other than Cole?
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It wouldn't "cool" and would INSTANTLY disappear with a nice warning waiting for you in your message box- hey wait... I think I'm getting a PM.
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My thoughts exactly, I don't mind the O/T, I'm a contributer to that. And I'm always up for a good HC hetero-jack. I just think its funny how 1Low and Marcus get all that crap for posting stuff that isn't nearly as OT as this...
back to the pretty lady pics http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
baytowngreaser
09-02-2004, 04:18 PM
Hank, thanks for the hijack! Who is that betty? love the shot of her taking off the stockings! Only thing that would make that shot better is if I was the one taking 'em off!
Django
09-02-2004, 04:26 PM
He's pointing out how ridiculous debating his '36 vs 50Frauds '36 is.
I could give a shit cause it's almost impossible to fuck up a '36 Ford, but I have seen people do it.
Either way, I just glad the result was more pics of M.Max. She RULES my RULER. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Johnny Ace
09-02-2004, 04:27 PM
Ain't that Masuimi Max?
hankcash
09-02-2004, 04:29 PM
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Ain't that Masuimi Max?
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10-4....
daddy likes!
HC
KnuckleDragger
09-02-2004, 04:47 PM
Masuimi Max is a hottie, her web site is kick ass to, lots of things to give insperation for...
Jonney
Kinky6
09-02-2004, 04:51 PM
Funny, didn't we just have a great post by Marcus, something about show us some pictures of your ROD??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
ShortBus
09-02-2004, 04:52 PM
ummmm...
Big A
09-02-2004, 04:55 PM
Cole, you figure you can build such a kick-ass car and not have anyone talk about it? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif I haven't read the whole thread, but I think the consensus is that your 36 is fuckin' amazing (so's 50fraud's, come to think of it).
Still wanna see my dick? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
M. Max was on Fear Factor... she's a weird little one (damn sexy though).
BigDdy31
09-02-2004, 04:57 PM
Rock on HC. Gimme some more.
Big Daddy likee too.
G Griffin
09-02-2004, 05:02 PM
Uh...damn, she's hot.
I had never heard of her before...and now, thanks to the H.A.M.B., I can finally change my evil ways.
She will be my new religion.
I may not be logging on for a while...
G.
OldCarPilot
09-02-2004, 05:05 PM
Gotta love the HC hijack!
praisethelowered
09-02-2004, 05:13 PM
What is so bad about having all these dudes mulling over every last detail of the penis that you have worked so hard to create? It's a beautiful penis and it deserves that kind of attention. The comparison thing was a little goofy but there are some really interesting comments within about the subtleties of penises.
Sure they should get out there and build a better penis of thier own, but maybe a post like that leads to better penises by everyone. I definitely learned a few things about penises reading it.
Anyay. . . back to work on my own '35 penis that I hope will eclipse them all someday. .
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subtleties of penises.
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Isn't it penii?
And, w/o quoting, didn't Cole saying something to the likes of...Don't Respond? And here I am replying...
Take his request for what it really is. If you can't figure that out, then just carry on with the silliness.
hankcash
09-02-2004, 05:25 PM
ooooooooooo
LIMEY
09-02-2004, 05:35 PM
Thank you HC cos thats what daddy likes..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Cole actually builds things, he's allowed to go off at the handle once in a while. He'll be remembered in 30 years, I l**d and M***us won't be.
Rulers can get away with shit that mortals shouldn't touch.
P.S, it has been my experience that the biggest homophobes have the most desire to secretly suck on dongsickles.
Broman
09-02-2004, 06:07 PM
You about done sucking Cole's? lol
McGrath
09-02-2004, 06:25 PM
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Rulers can get away with shit that mortals shouldn't touch.
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Gratuitous Asskissing at its best... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
low springs
09-02-2004, 06:28 PM
this reply isn't for Cole but for HC. keep posting them pics don't be shy. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
JamesG
09-02-2004, 06:29 PM
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Rulers can get away with shit that mortals shouldn't touch.
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Gratuitous Asskissing at its best... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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No shit.
And thats 1L**d, get it right MR. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Mootz
09-02-2004, 06:47 PM
What's really sad is that with a title like that, we all still looked? hmmmmmmmmmmm......
Mootz
slammed
09-02-2004, 07:13 PM
Hank to the rescue.....Me-freakin'-owwww that 1st pic is a dandy. Now, the rest of you.....Back to the alter and Worship the man-metal-master! What was the line Mel Brook's said? Oh, yes: "It's Good to be the King".
Anderson
09-02-2004, 07:22 PM
H azardous C argo, at it again...
2tall2beahotrodder
09-02-2004, 07:25 PM
wow 900 views in a couple hours.. We have a lot of Gay people on this board.. Dont we!!
Noname38
09-02-2004, 08:06 PM
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wow 900 views in a couple hours.. We have a lot of Gay people on this board.. Dont we!!
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Bet the same group of guys keep viewing hoping to see more of them pics HC is postin.......
2tall2beahotrodder
09-02-2004, 09:06 PM
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wow 900 views in a couple hours.. We have a lot of Gay people on this board.. Dont we!!
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Bet the same group of guys keep viewing hoping to see more of them pics HC is postin.......
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or hoping to see Penis..
Detonator
09-02-2004, 09:11 PM
oldchevyseller
09-02-2004, 09:13 PM
oldchevyseller
09-02-2004, 09:14 PM
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Neppy
09-02-2004, 09:20 PM
<font color="green"> I prefer to simply empty the car wash change machine. It's easy to do with a Post-It note, some used video tape and a paper clip. Might need some horse urine if the machine is older than 1963. </font>
Neppy, um I have this friend who want to learn how to borrow money from the car wash. Teach me, um, him.
adjustablejohnsons
09-02-2004, 11:07 PM
http://www.e21bmw.net/gallery/jordan/full/piston.jpg
BELLM
09-02-2004, 11:19 PM
Buncha freakin wierdos! 1200 hits in just a few hours. The post the other day by the nuns looking for parts for the old nailhead in the old station wagon they use to deliver food to the needy only got two hits. And those two hits were by homeless HAMBers trying to sign up for meals on wheels.
hankcash
09-03-2004, 09:34 AM
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
67Imp.Wagon
09-03-2004, 09:53 AM
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He's pointing out how ridiculous debating his '36 vs 50Frauds '36 is.
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Your dead on with that quote. I think he is also trying to tell everyone to quit wasteing your time and get in the garage.
Bruce Lancaster
09-03-2004, 09:57 AM
Neppy, you're hinting at a great tech post...let's hear it all!
hankcash
09-03-2004, 10:00 AM
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hankcash
09-03-2004, 10:01 AM
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