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Ryan
09-01-2004, 11:53 PM
1. I am a stupid shit. Why didn't I have a motorcycle class???? What is wrong me? I had all of these guys come all the way up from Texas and I can't even give them a class? I should be shot... Will never happen again.

2. Open Gate policies are stupid. I won't ever do that shit again either!

3. My wife is the coolest person I know.

4. I love hot rods.

5. I absolutely suck at holding events...

Alright guys, lay it on me... Let me know how I can improve this thing for next year. What did you like? What did you hate?

Tman
09-02-2004, 12:01 AM
Dude, hindsite is 20/20. Lots of little bobbles from many of us. Root didnt run, I burnt the pig, you suck for forgetting the bike guys, Greezy doesnt suck for working on his car til midnight-delivering the pig with Tony and wrenching on his car all day Sat!!!

The constant is Marci rocks and keeps you in cool standing to all of us.

Flexicoker
09-02-2004, 12:06 AM
6. Don't let Tman cook http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

what went wrong with the open gate policy?

jerry
09-02-2004, 12:07 AM
marcie is the coolest!

ryan rocks too.

don't stress about it. i had a f***ing great time!


jerry

Tman
09-02-2004, 12:09 AM
Something about a couple Novas?

Flexicoker
09-02-2004, 12:11 AM
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Something about a couple Novas?

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oh, right. I just ignored those. And I had a fantastic time.

Rocky
09-02-2004, 12:14 AM
Ok, ok.....mellow out. The biker guys will be handled next year...maybe even give 'em a free t-shirt next year to soothe 'em a bit. Perhaps something that says
"I rode all the way to the HAMB drags and there was no bike class!"
Other than that and the pig being a victim of spontaneous combustion, it went great! I plan on attending next year if at all possible....and running my poncho with the new motor.

k9racer
09-02-2004, 12:17 AM
I had more fun and enjoyed my self more than I have had in 35 years of attending Hot Rod functions. reminded me of when the rod runs first started. Like they say birds of a feather flock together. Thank you and everyone involved for a GOOD time. Ryan you and your wife put a lot of work in for this event so thanks again. I will try to get pinstriper to make a sign so not as many people will miss the entrance. Bobby

Tman
09-02-2004, 12:22 AM
What k9 said, I saw more TWO time HAMBdrags attendees FLYYYYY by the entrance than should be allowed. We actually were lucky nobody got smoked turning around on that narrow 2 lane. (For the record, I led about 8 cars past that turn last year http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

bulletproof1
09-02-2004, 12:22 AM
it was of the best time that i ever had at the drags!it would have cool to have our hamb names on the info card with our other info,so everyone would know who everyone is.it was a great event,cant wait until next year.

Zeke
09-02-2004, 12:35 AM
Ryan don't sweat the petty stuff or is it don't pet the sweaty stuff. Forget it anyhow.. ya did good for a dork. Next time just put up a sign at the gate with the rules no execeptions and one or more of the Mongos beside it to answer questions.

Next year there will be the only food you get at the drags will from Carl's consessions. Better to support Carl and the strip. After attending for the first time this year and getting a feel for it I'd much rather do that. We can lend a hand to JimC and his burger bonanaza if he wouldn't mind the help next year. Besides I owe him and HRCL a breakfast next year. I promise to be there before Tman turns anything into a carcoal briquete. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

KIRK!
09-02-2004, 12:39 AM
I've learned a couple of things over the past 11 years of scooter and car shows. I'd more than happy to help in any way you might need. Well, not ANY way. Seriously though, all the bullshit aside, I like to see projects secceed.

J. Cougar
09-02-2004, 01:07 AM
We didn't do it for a trophy or anything like that. Just wanted to meet some of the people we chat with on here and get advice from, and go as fasst as we could in a 1/4 mile. Mission accomplished. Thanks Ryan.

D Picasso
09-02-2004, 01:33 AM
I would have enjoyed it more had I been able to attend.

Tman
09-02-2004, 01:34 AM
Words were spoken about you Mr Picasso and Mr Mike Zenor http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

buffaloracer
09-02-2004, 01:35 AM
I was one of those people that drove in and paid my $10 to spectate. Got there early and spent a lot of time walking around looking at the 5 or 6 cars that were already there. "Tetnus", a car that was started a week before and dragged all the way to MoKan from Maryland. How can you beat that kind of attitude? Met some great people that inspired me to get to work on some projects that I've had on the back burner. Have run NHRA for several years and can't say that I've had that much fun at a dragstrip since the '60's. Thanks to all.

Tman
09-02-2004, 01:40 AM
BTW, KIRK!, I dont know you personally and have never been west to one of your shows but Ryan is really being rhetorical in many ways with his post/question. I think if you would attend one of these things you would see that is perfect in every way, size, vibe, mix of cars. I bet at the time that we realized the pig was Nuked, 90% of the folks there did not know nor care. The RRt crew volunteered their grill, Mel and I made a dash to town for "beef" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifpatties and it went off without a hitch.

Ryan does not give his self enough credit. Sure Marci is the organization, but Ryan is the inspiration that brought all of us hoodlums together on the net AND in MOKAN. Homeboy got game.

D Picasso
09-02-2004, 01:55 AM
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Words were spoken about you Mr Picasso and Mr Mike Zenor http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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yeah? hope they were nice words. I'm a nice man.

40StudeDude
09-02-2004, 02:11 AM
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1. I am a stupid shit. Why didn't I have a motorcycle class???? What is wrong me? I had all of these guys come all the way up from Texas and I can't even give them a class? I should be shot... Will never happen again.

2. Open Gate policies are stupid. I won't ever do that shit again either!

3. My wife is the coolest person I know.

4. I love hot rods.

5. I absolutely suck at holding events...

What did you like? What did you hate?

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We-lll, I won't debate the first statement...suffice it to say I don't know you well enuff! Statement #2...DUH! Statement #4, if that happens who is going to run The Jalopy Journal? Statement #6; What? Never getting shot or something else?

Number Two...Did I miss somthing...?

Number Three...Ahhhhh, isn't love grand...better for you to TELL HER that...and shower her with gifts.

Number Four...Ditto here...think the same goes for all of us on the HAMB!

Number Five...Mmmmmm, I don't know...I'd say it came off without any great big hitches in the get-along! Little things ALWAYs pop up...it's how they are handled that gets the applause.

Statement seven...I liked everything about it...not only the drag races but the Friday and Saturday tours and JimC's get together.

Statement Eight...Couple things: Getting there for one...700 one way miles is one helluva long way to drive for a five-hour EVENT...and think you should consider some sort of brackets next year...would add a bit more of a REAL hot rod drag race to it.

Statement MINE!!! Read my article on the WHOLE thing (The Definitive Friday Nite Read!)and the replies (if you haven't already) ...I think you'll get a feeling that most of us thot it was the best thing to come down the Pike in a long time...I would, however, like to see you continue with the NITE drags...IMHO, that was the BEST part of the HAMB drags...

I think it was PHUN...and look forward to it next year. Ryan, it was my pleasure to meet you finally.

R-

Tman
09-02-2004, 02:21 AM
Roger, for those of us that have made both HAMB Drags I can say one thing regarding the lenght of the event. And it will be long winded!

Last year, it seemed like it lasted ALLLL day. we ran from 10-4ish? drug on, the heat did not help. But, that said, we did not have any other activities going that weekend. After the drags, we hit the hotel and hung out. By my guage, it was tame after hours.

This year, the actual drags seemed like they blew by! Eliminations started and were done before we knew it. Time trials/grudge matches lasted from 4-8? The Upside was the Garage crawl an Friday, Jimcs place on Friday night, the Rt66 tour (i missed that) on Saturday then the AMAZING after party we had at the hotel!!!!!

So what do I think? Expand the drags a bit. Let the class winners race each other and "spot" lengths to maek it fun.

In all, I think the format rocked

JimC
09-02-2004, 08:47 AM
quote: You can please all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can not please all of the people all of the time.end of quote.

But you come close!

It would seem a bike class would be in order.

Following all the posts about the HAMB drags and other events, I don't see much change in order. It is the laid back, friends meeting friends that seem to have the most appeal.

The relaxed goodtime drags are much cooler than structured events.
It is my suggestion that you continue the event as you have, should be some fun in it for you, too.

Lets not make it too perfect.Or we will have to change your name to Gary! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Jim

Assdragger
09-02-2004, 09:10 AM
I loved things the way they were this year and I cant wait until next year!!

That being said, anyone one that didnt pay should be ashamed....what are you guy`s thinking!? It takes alot of UNSEEN money to put on any kind of get-together and that has to come from somewhere!!

I`ll volunteer to bounce the gate for a couple hours next year if need be, just let me know. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

WZ JUNK
09-02-2004, 09:35 AM
I think you took a beating on the gate. I know that Carl hires some locals to man the gate and I bet you could get them to work for you. The money you pay them would easily be made up by the increased amount you take in. Most non HAMB people that were at the event would not mind paying to attend the HAMB Drags but I feel some of them took advantage of an opportunity to get in for free.
It would also free up some of you and your wife’s time. Both of you should have some time set aside to enjoy the day. I would volunteer to take a turn at the registration tent to give you a break and I know others would too.

Roothawg
09-02-2004, 09:39 AM
You should have a noncompetitive class for model A's that won't start...........

Roothawg
09-02-2004, 09:40 AM
Actually I have some constructive criticism but I have to think about it.......

raven
09-02-2004, 09:49 AM
AS usual, the drags rocked.
It would be nice to have a sign at the turn off for the entrance.
I missed it last year and swore that I would not miss it this year.
Guess what, I missed it again...
r

CURIOUS RASH
09-02-2004, 10:09 AM
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You should have a noncompetitive class for model A's that won't start...........

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<font color="green">How about a Push-em class?

Get the cars that won't start and recruit as many as you can to push that thing down the track, we may need to cut it to a 1/8 though. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Denise grabbed my ass. </font>

hotrodladycrusr
09-02-2004, 10:13 AM
I read this last nite and decided to think about some things before I replied. A couple of known sayings fit right now, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" and "Don't mess with a good thing". But it does sounds like there might have been an issue or two that didn't run perfect for you, and it makes sense that you and Marcie might like feedback on what everone else thought beside just the "I had a great time, thanks" posts.

Just some thoughts of mine:
Name tags, nothing fancy, no effort needed on your part. Just a pile of "Hello, my name is..." tags with some sharpies on the registration table. If folks want to wear them great, if not, no big deal. Shifts and Mrs Shifts had name tags on and I thought it was a great idea.

I might be in the minority BUT I perferred the day time drag racing of last year. The time frame that we were all together at the dragstrip was longer. We raced from what 9am till 5pm, 8 hours. After the event was over we ate BBQ there at the drapstrip and folks hung around in lawnchairs discussing the days events. Then headed over to the host hotel where lots were hanging out. I really felt that I had more time to get to know new folks.

This year it seemed alittle rushed. Racing started at 4pm and went till 9ishpm, awards were given, motor raffle was done and folks started leaving, most heading over to the host hotel. I just felt like I didn't have enought time at the track to meet and chat to everyone there. Maybe it's just me but I wanted more time at the track.

I also believe having it start in the morning will allow you to control the gate alittle better. And just because it starts in the morning doesn't mean it has to end at dinnertime. Why not a 10am till 10pm event? I know that would be a very long day for Carl's crew but there could be a "lunch break" around 1pm for an hour, no racing, just hanging out, and the same thing around 6pm for an hour.

Just thoughts on how to make the event LONGER cuz I feel it wasn't nearly long enough. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I know I'm repeating myself but are you getting the feeling yet the event wasn't LONG enough? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I know Assdragger offered to help at the track and I'm offering as well. You might feel funny about asking some of us but please take us up on the offers of assistance. We all want this to be fun for you and Marcie as well and whatever we can do to help things run smoother for you, we'll do.

Roothawg
09-02-2004, 10:17 AM
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I know I'm repeating myself but are you getting the feeling yet the event wasn't LONG enough?


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It's always about length with you women isn't it..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

zman
09-02-2004, 10:18 AM
I'm going to have to disagree on point #5. It so rocked, it was the best event I've been to, period. It was worth the 20+ hour drive each way. I WILL be there next year.

As for #2, maybe we have a sign up list and do shifts at the gate. No problems then. I would also dig doing a rubber stamp for entry.... and HC's nametags would been a help...

All in all it will be hard to top it next year....

and I'm still having withdrawl...

hankcash
09-02-2004, 10:27 AM
I think that you need someone at the gate taking money from people as they enter the parking lot....
Maybe we can all take a 1 hour shift each so someone doesn't have to stand there all day and miss the event....

I would also go with those wristbands as opposed to the green X with a sharpie....
(by the way... I never got my "X", but I did pay) http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Also...
Everyone that races needs to give the announcer his/her HAMB name instead of their real name...
I only know a few HAMBers real names, but I know about a 100 Hambers by their HAMB name only!!!
Know what I mean?

Last thing Ryan....
I think that you should stay up ALL night with YOUR People and get real drunk in the parking lot and shoot off fireworks..... let Marcie get the call from the front desk next year.... "um, hello... Mrs. Cochran, Um your husband and his people need to settle down a bit... and for god's sake PLEASE....if he insists on getting drunk at 3AM and riding the mini bike around that parking lot.. tell him to wear some pants!!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

HC

Roothawg
09-02-2004, 10:28 AM
I do think the pits need to be controlled more......

Someone's kids eventually will get ran over by an unsuspecting driver. I don't know how to fix that though.
I want people to be able to bring their kids. It's the future of hot rodding.

Day racing might be better as Denise has stated. Maybe, I can contribute more next year if I am not continually working on my junk.

I liked the Cruise, that was cool. Don't know what they will do next year though, to top it. Maybe the cruise can be a Friday event? We had to rush back to the hotel and jump in the truck without ever having time to step in my room. No biggie though, it was worth it.

I still think that the drags should be limited to Hambers only. I know that there are guys that show up to try and impress all of us part time racers with their bracket winning ability but.....it is a get together atmosphere.

Who cares what I think....my car wouldn't even run. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

wingnutz
09-02-2004, 10:33 AM
Pusher Class...????

Better bring that down to the 60 foot light... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif!!!!!!!!

I get "Gassed" pushing my car to the other side of the garage... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif!!!

Mark

Junkyard Dog 32
09-02-2004, 10:39 AM
Oh, it's okay, RYAN...

Hey! If it'll help ease your burden, you can be one of my people for awhile.

But, yeah, I had a fantastic time.
It would have been nice, as it's been mentioned, to have HAMB names on our info cards for the tower announcer.

Other than that and a slightly overcooked oinker...
Don't mess with it.
By the way... the burgers WERE awesome... really.
Nobody bitched a bit... 'cept TMAN.
You all went to alot of trouble to put on a nice meal, but IMHO you guys could have thrown burgers and beans on a Coleman stove and we would have enjoyed it just as much.
Enjoy the drags, don't work so hard...

Loved it... simply loved it.
See ya in August!


JOEhttp://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

48_HEMI
09-02-2004, 10:45 AM
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I plan on attending next year if at all possible....and running my poncho with the new motor.

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Rocky your Poncho will be sold by next year, But the new owner could bring it and park it next to the Rocky Rambler http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

BELLM
09-02-2004, 10:46 AM
I think you did an excellent job, especially the engine/tranny raffle drawing!!
I don't know what or how Carl charges for use of the strip, I'm sure that longer hours would mean more cost.
I'm sure a lot of us wouldn't mind spnding an hour working the gate. If admission taken at the gate would give out numbered tickets, that way all money would be accounted for, with HAMBers working the gate don't see a problem but if you hired a gatekeeper would take away temptation to pocket a few bucks.

Besides, you &amp; Marcie need to be free to run things, not tied down with taking money at the gate.
There were lots of things you saw we didn't. This was the best time I have had in years. I was really impressed with you and Marcie and the way you pulled this off. Anything any of us can do to help you work this thing next year, just ask.

Uncle Pancakes
09-02-2004, 10:57 AM
Ryan: First off it was great to get to met you and Marcie, plus everyone else I talked to at the drags. It was hands down one of the best events I have EVER attended, small, friendly and just plain bitchen. MO-KAN kicks ass, I felt like I was in a remake of Two Lane Blacktop. HankCash had a great idea about the 1 hr shifts at the gate. I urge as many west coast folks as can to come out to this event and support it if possible. If the stars line up right I might be able to get a car there next year! The suggestions about supporting the track vendors are good too as MO-KAN is the kind of place you hope stays around for another 40 years! Don't be afraid to ask for volunteers/help, as it is you guys did a GREAT job and it was much appreciated, I was on a high all the way home after the drags....

zman
09-02-2004, 10:57 AM
I also have a request to add....

Please keep it "heads up" racing....

Not that you would, but a few people have mentioned it....

Tuff Tin
09-02-2004, 11:06 AM
Ryan! My wife and I have hosted many, many events and were the ones that started "The Un-Finished Nationals". We always felt that we could have done better and worked on those feelings each year at each event (we did several each year)but one thing we always did was let folks volunteer and many of them were on gates or charging for parking and we never, ever counted the money when they turned it in. We felt if we couldn't trust them that we would have to do it ourselves and didn't have the time for all that. Our volunteers were absolutly wonderful and would come buy the booth with pockets full of cash and turn it in. We all had a good time and no one felt slighted and I don't believe that I ever had a volunteer with a nickle of mine in their jeans pocket after the cash was turned in. We are Car People and Car People take care of Car People
The Old Bald Guy http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

BELLM
09-02-2004, 11:11 AM
I just read my post!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif SHIT! What I meant to say was that with HAMBers working the gate would not be a problem BUT if you hired outside help to work the gate there might be temptation for the outside help to pocket a few bucks. Didn't mean to imply that any HAMBers might pocket admission fees.
On the other hand, better watch next years raffle engine, I will be eyeballin it real close!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Numbered wristbands would be a good accounting tool.

48_HEMI
09-02-2004, 11:14 AM
this is from someone that has missed it twice!
drop the tree and get a flag man,put the faster cars back a few car lengths and stamp out some dash plagues with the top speed to stop all the lies from growing. and just go with the HAMB-BURGERS http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Hot Rod To Hell
09-02-2004, 11:16 AM
Ok guys, since I wasn't there, I'm not exactly sure what these problems were.
I am however planning on attending next year, so maybe I can help??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

What exactly were the problems?
Did Ryan rent the track, but then let other people in too?


As a side note for next year... I would PREFER burgers to a pig! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

JamesG
09-02-2004, 11:48 AM
gratuitous nudity? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

40StudeDude
09-02-2004, 11:55 AM
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Just some thoughts of mine:

I might be in the minority BUT I perferred the day time drag racing of last year. The time frame that we were all together at the dragstrip was longer. We raced from what 9am till 5pm, 8 hours.

This year, Racing started at 4pm and went till 9ishpm, awards were given, motor raffle was done and folks started leaving, most heading over to the host hotel.

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Denise, my thots on the "HAMB drag racing" is that they AREN'T...it is merely "time trials"...and if that's what trips your trigger (and Ryan's, so be it)...but "HEADS-UP" sure limits how many times I want to run against a 413" powered Plymouth running 10 second passes...or a certain Henry J that makes my old Stude look like a moped...to me that isn't as much fun as actually running a bracket dial-in...and advancing (if you can) deeper into the eliminnations...seeing a 15 second car get a giant head start on a 10 second 132 mph Studebaker is more exciting than "racing" alongside a flathead powered roadster pick-up that you left at the starting line...

R-

hotrodladycrusr
09-02-2004, 12:13 PM
I don't know too much about drag racing, the way the HAMB Drags is set up really makes no difference to me. I raced whoever wanted to and who won really didn't matter to me. I just liked running down the track and seeing if I could beat my own best time. I got creamed alot cuz I raced Beatnik alot. Win or lose the race, made no difference to me, I was having a ball.

If bracket racing makes it more exciting for most and is no more trouble to do for Ryan or Carl, why not? As long as the fun factor stays, and things don't get outta hand with folks showing up just to win "trophys", I'm game.

HAMB names on registration info is a GREAT idea. Many times I was watching a race and the persons real name was announced and I thought to myself, wonder who that is.

I also really missed not taking a group shot at the track like last year. This should really be a must do "event" each year and unless Ryan objects I'm going to make it my responsiblity each year to organize it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Root.......YES! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Rashy..... Given the opportunity I would do it again in a heartbeat. You've got a great ass http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Roothawg
09-02-2004, 12:25 PM
I think Ryan and Marcie(SP?) should delegate. If you don't delegate you end up burning yourself out and the event becomes work and no fun. Trust me I know....

Delegate a photographer to be the Hamb photographer
Delegate someone to be the Hamb Video person
Delegate someone to watch over Tman while he cooks.
Delegate someone to head up the promotional parts
Delegate someone to be in charge of the reliability run


Some of this you already have done but there is a lot more that can be shared. No one will complain. Ask for volunteers and emphasize the importance of each role so that the person understands if they fail the whole function suffers and theree could be a public flogging.

Hot Rod To Hell
09-02-2004, 12:37 PM
I wouldn't advertise the public flogging Root... They might fail on purpose! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

choprods
09-02-2004, 01:03 PM
lesseee..Improvements in the HAMB DRAGS.......
1. call me and if I havent started on my car by 90 days before the date cancel my pre reg and ban me from the event. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
2.Put a big FUCKING sign at the track entrance sayin "Dumbass -turn left here".
3.leave it heads up as its been let the bracket racers whine about losin and winning-I come to have fun and cant beat anybody so they shouldnt either! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
4.Name tags mandatory.
5.Dont let that truck pulling a traler with the Huge Fiberglass Bull-BEAT MY ASS ON THE STRIP AGAIN! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
6.keep it the way it is/no trophies/no "show"/no Billet/No late models.
all in all I thought it was a SUCCESS and I believe as most all did that it was near perfect! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

metalshapes
09-02-2004, 01:03 PM
Even though we never made it to the Track in time, the HAMBdrags have been the absolute best event I have been to in years...
I really liked the unofficial Swapmeet that was going on as well.
But next year I probably won't do the Reliability Run...

Kool Kat
09-02-2004, 01:36 PM
I didn't go but this is what I think of this years hamb drags.

The distance was the biggest factor for me and we have our own little drags every year in Temple. It would be interesting if some of the people that went to the HAMB drags and are going to TDOTD would make a journal of the two events for a comparison of the two.

Another idea is for Ryan and mrs Ryan to take the summer off next year and do the HAMB Drags Tour. Host regional HAMB drags at old dragstrips in different parts of the country so everyone can go to the HAMB Drags.

hankcash
09-02-2004, 01:48 PM
Or... we could have the drags on an aircraft carrier out in the middle of the ocean!!!!
AND...the week prior to the drags could someone please do a tech post on making sure that your brakes are in tip-top shape?

OR...

What about the HAMB-ball run?
Cross country races of 2 hamber teams competing for a million dollars...
I will be Captian Chaos!

OR...

We could just do it exactly like it was this year and all have a really great time! But where's the fun in that? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

RYAN-
Don't change a thing!
HC

zman
09-02-2004, 02:19 PM
[ QUOTE ]

What about the HAMB-ball run?
Cross country races of 2 hamber teams competing for a million dollars...
I will be Captian Chaos!

HC

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Hmmmm... now this has potential, except for the million bucks. Maybe we could do HAMB tour, you can still be Captain Chaos if you want. But of course I either want to be Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing or Flash (from the 3rd movie).....

Big A
09-02-2004, 02:20 PM
What I like about the HAMB drags: that there IS a HAMB drags.

What I hate about the HAMB drags: that I haven't made it yet.

Tyvek® wristbands are cheap, I just bought 1000 for an event for $50CDN. http://www.wristbands.com

Ryan, if I ever make the drags I will volunteer for whatever you need. I'll scrub toilets if you need it done. This is a standing order, no expiry.

Kevin Lee
09-02-2004, 02:31 PM
Ryan - Re-read your post. I'd say the main thing is getting control of the gate. I'll bet a lot of people just walked right through - oblivious or at least faking being oblivious. I know if I wasn't on the HAMB I would have. I liked Denise's thoughts on the race times too.

Sat here for probably another five minutes before hitting contiue and couldn't think of anything else. It ruled. Good clean fun.

**DONOTDELETE**
09-02-2004, 02:32 PM
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What I hate about the HAMB drags: that I haven't made it yet !

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Same here.

What I haven't heard so far is....did the strip owner like it ? Has it been worth his while to hold such an event ?

Thanks !

hankcash
09-02-2004, 02:36 PM
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Ryan - Re-read your post. I'd say the main thing is getting control of the gate. I'll bet a lot of people just walked right through - oblivious or at least faking being oblivious. I know if I wasn't on the HAMB I would have. I liked Denise's thoughts on the race times too.

Sat here for probably another five minutes before hitting contiue and couldn't think of anything else. It ruled. Good clean fun.

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Yeah... the only reason that I knew that it was $10 per spectator whs because I was hanging around the Cochran tent all day when I finally heard Marcie say "it's $10 to enter"
to someone else....
Otherwise I would have never of known to pay.....

I am officially voluntering for 1st gate shift at the drags next year! Besides, if I take first shift.. it should be easier to sneak in without paying...
Ryan, do you trust me with the HAMB's money http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

HC

Tman
09-02-2004, 02:37 PM
SJ, Carl the owner has repeatedly said that our group is cool. He goes out of the way to make us feel at home.

earl schieb
09-02-2004, 02:42 PM
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I am officially voluntering for 1st gate shift at the drags next year! Besides, if I take first shift.. it should be easier to sneak in without paying...
Ryan, do you trust me with the HAMB's money http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

HC

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If I ain't dead by this time next year, put me on the volunteer list too......
I'll take the shift that nobody else wants.

mid-tenn mike

hotrodladycrusr
09-02-2004, 02:45 PM
I'm swinging by "mid-TN" next year on my way down to pick you up just to make sure your there! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Think you can hang topless for a weekend? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

DuckusCrapus
09-02-2004, 04:08 PM
Ryan,
I brought my father up for the event and we both had a blast. So much that we are wanting to make it every year. I thought things went quite well for the number of people that were there.

A few things I would change, would be organized entrance to the strip. My dad and I got there early and walked around for a good two hours before we heard we had to pay to get in. (We did pay by the way). The other thing I would say has to be mandatory for future events would be control over the pits. Between the mini bike bonanza and the black '30/'31 model A coupe racing through the pits, an accident was waiting to happen.

Over all though I think it was a great deal. I will have forever memories of HAMB Drags '04. It inspired me to get out in the shop and be able to participate in future events. The people at the event were a better caliber of "car guys" than you usually see. It was AWESOME! Thanks to you and all who put it on. I will be there next year! Again...thanks!

flt-blk
09-02-2004, 04:16 PM
I liked the night drags and the time at the track was just
right.

I will volunteer for second shift at the gate to clean up
the mess made by HC.

I still like the Idea of a flagger instead of the tree.
TZ

Boones
09-02-2004, 05:58 PM
Time of year has keep me from making it both years. I wish it was in Sept or earlier.. Aug is a busy month for me at least..

monsterflake
09-02-2004, 06:14 PM
i pre-reg'd at the 'racing' cost on purpose, only to be refunded $10 'cause we were only spectating. i was still loaded in the van, so my long-time male companion (does that sound gay?) took the ten, were as i would have told you guys to keep it. as someone who has spent WAAAAY more on entries to other events, the $48 (?) i spent was a BARGAIN, even if you don't include the awesome t-shirts.

it would be nice for the track to be accessible earlier, so that some of the last minute thrashing that went on in the hotel parking lot could have taken place at the track. maybe open the gates at noon, racing starting at 4:00?

i'll be back next next year, maybe even racing, if they'll allow hand controls...(can't be any more dangerous than jockey-shifted bikes)

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif mf

Tman
09-02-2004, 06:17 PM
Track was open from Friday night on. Some of us camped. Guys were rolling in at 7 am.

monsterflake
09-02-2004, 06:57 PM
if we can be there on friday night, mebbe i'll bring the karaoke set up, and we can see some real entertainment...drunken singing during the un-official minibike stunt shows. mf

hankcash
09-02-2004, 07:01 PM
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if we can be there on friday night, mebbe i'll bring the karaoke set up, and we can see some real entertainment...drunken singing during the un-official minibike stunt shows. mf

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't get drunk and I don't sing.. and I definitely don't get drunk and sing...

Did I mention that I am a big fat liar?
HC

zman
09-02-2004, 07:02 PM
I wanna see Hank Cash sing Dancing Queen.....

monsterflake
09-02-2004, 07:29 PM
how 'bout "you light up my life"? of course HC will need to provide his own backup singers...man, i CAN'T WAIT for the hamb drags now! mf

chicken
09-02-2004, 07:46 PM
I might want to see HC START singing "Dancing Queen" but I may want to leave after a little bit....

Ryan-
Best damn get together and drag race I have ever been to.The cars were cool,the Hambers are great people,Carl and MoKan were just perfect,and you,Marcie,and all who helped are the BEST for putting it together.Leave it loosely organized ('cept for the gate)race heads up just like it was,( I liked the nite racing too),and don't try to make it "BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER".Keep it simple-simple is good-all we need is a place to get together and the Hambers do the rest!
Chicken (My posts may still say "Stranger",but I'm no stranger than the rest of these guys...and ladies.)I AM still pissed that I didn't bring my T to the drags...... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

FuelFC
09-02-2004, 08:05 PM
H.C. I thought already were you were Capt. Chaos? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif Fuck now I gotta go watch the movie again for the credits.

I am sorry I missed it. Been on the road for 4 weeks alomost just got back to ranch. Shoulda went to this deal instead. Big DNQ in Memphis. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

I missed seeing Denise and getting a (edited for content). http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

However, I have purchased a very secret weapon for next year. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Found it while on the road. It's a 41 something or other and it has room for lots of BIG parts to stick out of hood. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Pics to come soon.

What was the low ET/top speed for a driven car not trailered? I need a goal. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Now back to tinkering and deciding 5 spd or manual shifet auto. Anyone have a Clutch-flite they don't need?

Fraz
09-02-2004, 08:38 PM
413's Plymouth was rippin off 12.40's. And he and I got assigned the same number for some reason.

SamIyam
09-02-2004, 08:49 PM
I think the event should be closed to HAMB members only... and open to invitations... Meaning, it would be cool if Ryan invited some FED's and altereds... maybe some real old iron for exhibition passes.

The thing to do would be to take a stack of invited to the Hot Rod Reunion back there and hand them out to some of the old iron...

Other than that... keep track of the gate... handstamp people, whatever... and forget about food, give that consession to Carl... Open the gates to race at 8:00am and stop racing at sun down... maybe 10:00.

Sam.

Thirdyfivepickup
09-02-2004, 10:21 PM
Here's my take on it... from someone who wasn't even there.

I've been to and run some track rentals, and the gate has to be controlled. My worry isn't about losing $10 per spectator. Keep the strangers out and it keeps most of the trouble out. I'll offer to work the gate for an hour its your party, you should be able to enjoy it!

Sounds like people like the flagged start. Why not run a quick bracket program, then some heads-up action. Then, pull the tree, around dusk, and have some good old fashioned street race action.

And lastly... HRLC has a major point... I'm guessing that probably less than 10% of the people were there to race and win. Most showed for the party and the chance to see what their car ran. I know I would feel the same way!

carkiller
09-02-2004, 11:46 PM
Ryan and your lovely bride, Dont let the drags become a drag. P R. Get out from that tent get out do some P R (escape) get out and enjoy what you have put together. Get some gate keepers, Registation hosts, ect. If needed stage lane hosts for those that want a grude or competitive race. The burgers that T didnt get ta burn were Great as was last years non burnt pig. Got ta pick on T. Let the track have the concesions. 10:00 ta 10:00 raceing. Mabe a at the track scavenger hunt at noon or so break. Ill donate winner prize. And most importantly maybe a most intimidating award for Root, incase he has ta go for the fastest PUSH thru natinals. Sorry Root gotta pick on ya a little. Maybe a differnt color shirt for those that have attended from the start. Name tags, Yes. Maybe the best topless cookie award. Lets get some H.A.M.B.E.R.S stirrin SH--- with others ta get projects there. I already have made a challenge ta Kenny, Falcone verces Metro for next year. Change what you have to. I think its great already, and really appreciate what you do and have done. Cal (carkiller)

hotrodladycrusr
09-03-2004, 12:19 AM
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I missed seeing Denise and getting a (edited for content). http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif


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Yikes, who edited what??

I'm thinking it might have said "cookie"???? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Well anyway, I missed not seeing you there as well. Hopefully our paths will cross soon.

Jeff Norwell
09-03-2004, 07:56 AM
What did you hate?

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I hate the fact I could not be there.

Roothawg
09-03-2004, 10:14 AM
You should start a forum about 6 months before the drags asking for volunteers.

voneyeball
09-03-2004, 10:47 AM
the drags ruled.

fuck a 3 day event. that's when people pull out the yawn chairs (tm) and tell all their "friends" about it. keep it to the HAMB. it takes a special breed to drive 5/10/20hrs for a 5 hr event. lets keep it that way. if someone wants to invite a cool car/dragster, let it be approved by ryan. NOT ON THE BOARD, but by pm/email. no politics.

gatekeepers are a must and must NOT include ryan and marcie. i think you guys have PLENTY of volunteers!

other than that, it was perfect.

oh, and thanks to carl.

ponchobilly
09-03-2004, 11:16 AM
I was there and had a great time. It heads my "things to do" list for next year. I too have some observations.

-some sort of "HAMB Turn Here" sign on the road.

-a heads-up portion to determine top dog of the meet. After the first few passes, most of us knew who was fast and we were not.

-a bracket portion for the rest of us slow pokes who want to compete against friends.

-I didn't notice a gate thing 'cause I was too busy meeting people and having fun. I volenteer an hour of my time so that Ryan &amp; Marcie can do the same.

-screen names to the announcers booth, please.

That's it! I had a blast. The event has such a great vibe, it's tough to explain if you weren't there. Set a date for next year and begin the official countdown clock. Huge thanx to everyone!
Bil

Fat Cat
09-03-2004, 11:16 AM
I would have to agree that there are a number of people here that would be willing to take a little time to volunteer to watch the door for you so that you did not have to do it all.

I also think that you should set a time limit on registration. So racing starts at 5pm open registration at 3pm and run till 6pm, After that they can spectate. That way you don't have to set on the gate the whole event. You could just have one or two guys/gals to take money from incoming spectators

You might even consider splitting the gate and have a racers and spectators gates. That way you could speed up the process and no one could slip through when you were busy with something else.

I know that I would volunteer to help out in any way I could. I had a blast at the first one and even more fun at the second one. And I look forward to the 3rd one.

porknbeaner
09-03-2004, 11:35 AM
I Like night races but from a photographers standpoint they suck. But I wouldn't have changed it, I stll got some righteous pics even after the sun went down.

The open gate policy hurt you some but the blame lies in those who were dishonest not the promoter. Perhaps next time no one runs without a number period. or a seperate entrance for participants and spectators.

You need to delegate more to get the pressure off. Ther are a lot of us that would be glad to lend a hand, and are probably better at being bungholes than you are.

Now for the good, I wouldn't have missed it for the world. The wife and I both had more fun than is legal.
It couldn't have been too bad Mrs Beaner has me stuffing the Hot Rod SBC in the pusher, and is finding cash so we can have the little coupe going in time for the next round of HAMB raceing.

Don't wait 'til next year on the T shirts for the Bikers. I'll auction off one of my most prized possesions to help defer the cost. Someone else can donate the design and we're off and running.
The PknBner http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

CURIOUS RASH
09-03-2004, 12:14 PM
<font color="green">I'll volunteer first shift at the gate, someone needs to keep an eye on HankCASH!!

I'm bringing a scale and weighing your ass coming and going man.

Denise grabbed my ass. </font>

Roothawg
09-03-2004, 08:25 PM
So what have we learned class?
So is the new Hamb drags website up yet?

Rashy cupped my package.

Greezy
09-04-2004, 02:40 AM
I have to agree with the majority here Ryan, delegate some duties. We want to see this thing keep going, not nessecarily grow bigger.

What I didnt like about the drags, that i spent all day Saturday thrashing on my car and didnt get to talk to people as much I wanted too. What I liked about the drags....ummm everything else.

Keep it heads up for sure. I just dont want to go against the Crosley again.

The only other thing I can say is that you and Marcie rock and I know we all had a blast.

JimC
09-04-2004, 09:06 AM
If you decide to let others help on the gate and/or the registration tent, my "Shotgun" and I will take our turns, She hasn.t been asked yet, but she will! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Come to think of it, that qould be a good way to meet some of the HAMBers.

CherryBlossom
09-04-2004, 10:09 AM
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I know I'm repeating myself but are you getting the feeling yet the event wasn't LONG enough?


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It's always about length with you women isn't it..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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Width too, but I don't think that really applies here does it? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kustm52
09-04-2004, 09:42 PM
Well, been thinking over my response for a while…time for my $.02 worth.

First off, thanks to Ryan and Marcie for all the work I know that went on in the background to make this a success….and to all the area hambers that kicked in with the cookout (which I missed), and the cruise.

Second, if there is any way possible you could have been there and you didn’t, you are a pussy…none if this it’s too far, my car won’t make it bs. Beatnik rode for , what, 12 hours, part of it in the rain, with his head sticking halfway above the windshield, HRLC was topless in the rain too…and countless others drove for 12-20 hrs or more to get there.

Third, what would make it better…I think all the suggestions for the gate keeping is good, and just going with the concessions for food is good. Helps the track owner out, and would keep the food crew from missing half of the action. I really enjoyed the cruise, but after driving half of the night, Saturday was a little full. I think the cruise (if continued) on Friday would be a good deal…then maybe open the track around 9 – 10 on Saturday. Here’s something else to throw out, how about an afternoon break from racing, with a poker run around some of the back roads in that area, to give the people who missed the cruise a chance to see a bunch of cars on the road… then back to the track for more racing.

I really like the night racing, but it seemed like the time at the track was really short this year…..as was the time trying to sleep back at the hotel…so, do we have a new hotel picked out for next year? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Brian

Roothawg
09-04-2004, 09:47 PM
I wasn't all that impressed with the host hotel. How bout a different one next year?

zman
09-04-2004, 10:02 PM
I hear they were impressed with us. I think we'll probably be at a different hotel regardless...

BELLM
09-04-2004, 10:08 PM
I would imagine we will never be able to stay at the same hotel twice. I'm used to it, previous employer we would all (app 200 of us) once a year have a 3 day meeting at some resort, hospitality tent open all night, would usually have to find a new place each year.
Eventually we will all have to camp at the track, maybe all stay in Roots motor home? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

k9racer
09-04-2004, 10:08 PM
One of the things that surprised me was the way the local Police Dept left us alone. Most places I have been they would be making a show of force.Thats another reason it was so much fun. Looking forward to seeing everyone at the drags in 05. Bobby

Rand Man
09-07-2004, 11:03 AM
I'm not sure if the village of Asbury, Mo has a police force. I was at MO-KAN this weekend for the big Labor Day extravaganza. The HAMB drags were more fun. By the way I'm sure you all will be glad to hear that after over forty years in business, they finally put up a sign that says "MO-KAN Dragway MAIN ENTRANCE".