View Full Version : Something to maybe lighten the mood here...
JamesG
08-30-2004, 09:05 PM
http://img60.exs.cx/img60/1843/IMG_0043_resize.jpg
JamesG
08-30-2004, 09:07 PM
One more
Smokin Joe
08-30-2004, 09:14 PM
That don't look like the "Shroud of Turin" to me! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Waddya think Mom's going to say when she heads to the store after letting the kid borrow the car to go to the library last night? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
4t64rd
08-30-2004, 09:16 PM
Do me hard you big safe man, you!
Ahh, I needed that! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Was that one of them images of the Virgin on that Volvo? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Johnny Ace
08-30-2004, 09:46 PM
Staged Photo...when you go for that particular position, your hands are either firmly locked on her hips, or one hand on hip and the other pulling her hair.....
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Steel Phoenix
08-30-2004, 10:07 PM
I have to vote for 'staged' too... hips are too high up on the hood.
Besides, what woman in her right mind would want to get Volvo dirt all over her? I don't want to hear about any of this 'heat of the moment' crap either.
Now... hotrod dirt is a different story. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
fab32
08-30-2004, 10:12 PM
1load, I've got to give it to you. Seems like you've finally discovered what a traditional rod and custom board is for. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Frank
slammed
08-30-2004, 10:29 PM
No Dent's!! Bog it to 'er next go round.
Slag Kustom
08-30-2004, 10:47 PM
that is too funny http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
JamesG
08-30-2004, 11:09 PM
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1load, I've got to give it to you. Seems like you've finally discovered what a traditional rod and custom board is for. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Frank
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Lighten up Frank. That what this post was for.
plan9
08-31-2004, 12:42 AM
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Staged Photo...when you go for that particular position, your hands are either firmly locked on her hips, or one hand on hip and the other pulling her hair.....
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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SINNER!
Once again, the lowest common denominator is found.
fab32
08-31-2004, 12:53 AM
Tman, Thanks
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Staged Photo...when you go for that particular position, your hands are either firmly locked on her hips, or one hand on hip and the other pulling her hair.....
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i thought the same thing, for different reasons, no smearing of the dust, and the shading doesn't seem right where the girls belly was, shouldn't be a shadow there like that IMHO. i vote for photoshop.
sorry but fake sucks.
the second one is funny though!
59BuickWagon
08-31-2004, 02:14 AM
Well when I got this in the mail last week, the subject was "How to tell when your wife is cheating on you."
**DONOTDELETE**
08-31-2004, 02:22 AM
I love the second shot
1LoneyRetard strikes again.
Flat Ernie
08-31-2004, 02:51 AM
Staged. You can even see the belt-line of the pants & her love handles! That & she's too far up the hood!
Funny nonetheless...
I saw a real-life situation about 15yrs ago similar to the second photo. Except for being in the trunk, this guy was under the hood. I came up on a big LTD going slowly down the road with the hood up. As I passed it, there was a dude sitting in the engine compartment with a jug of gas and he was slowly pouring it into the carb!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Guess their fuel pump went out, but all I could think was - hope it don't backfire! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
willowbilly3
08-31-2004, 04:26 AM
Any one ever heard of rodeo sex? You bend your sweety over, reach one arm around her waist and the other high in the air. Then you bend over and whisper in her ear "this is how your little sister likes it" and try to stay on for 8 seconds.
JamesG
08-31-2004, 08:05 AM
For those that have a sense of humor and haven't seen this one yet.....
Deuce Rails
08-31-2004, 09:18 AM
Staged, but pretty damn funny.
(Don't people usually move around a little bit more than that?)
Dooley
08-31-2004, 10:00 AM
I think if 1lowidiot and Marcus had a thread going between the two of them, the result would be like a self sustaining meassage board of "Hey look what pics I can download, sell me a car, I'm selling a car, no I got robbed, hey it's not forsale, ok I didn't want to buy it," We could all go home and the message board fission would take over.
Bruce Lancaster
08-31-2004, 10:20 AM
One I wished I had had a camera for: A 1980ish GM something or other fourdoor, the kind with the headliner that always separated and fell down...going down the interstate with six people convincingly costumed as illegal alien migrant workers...all six holding up the collapsed headliner. I also wish I could have seen this crew enter and exit the car--I bet they had a highly choreographed drill for sliding in and out while deploying their headliner for travel.
CherryBlossom
08-31-2004, 11:24 AM
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I think if 1lowidiot and Marcus had a thread going between the two of them, the result would be like a self sustaining meassage board of "Hey look what pics I can download, sell me a car, I'm selling a car, no I got robbed, hey it's not forsale, ok I didn't want to buy it," We could all go home and the message board fission would take over.
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ROFLMAO!!!! You hit the nail on the head http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Flexicoker
08-31-2004, 11:26 AM
you guys are hard on Marcus and 1low
hankcash
08-31-2004, 11:48 AM
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you guys are hard on Marcus and 1low
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Did someone say hard on?
Flexicoker
08-31-2004, 12:02 PM
haha, I like how you erased the boobs http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
JamesG
08-31-2004, 12:53 PM
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you guys are hard on Marcus and 1low
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Did someone say hard on?
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You know, that doesn't say much for you....
Jester
08-31-2004, 01:08 PM
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you guys are hard on Marcus and 1low
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Did someone say hard on?
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omg stop it I can't breath you guys are gonna get me fired............ http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Damn HC now I have to clean my monitor....
What did he do by you a Crown or two? or three?
and Jester I'm diggin' the sig...
Brad54
08-31-2004, 03:13 PM
Jeezus some of you guys take all the fun out of things. Reminds me of other people I know in the hobby who take all this crap too seriously, too.
How come when one of the more "popular" guys posted the pic of the idiot welding under the truck that was propped up, we didn't have the pissing and moaning about this being a traditional hot rod board and such? It's like a big clique sometimes.
I thought the post was funny, and once again logging into the HAMB brightened my day. Can't have that too much more, now can we? There's serious rodding issues to discuss here.
(while I think about it, isn't it about time for a Bad Joke Tuesday post or something?)
The hood print remined me of a pair of hand prints on a hotel wall my wife and I saw--they were about waist high, and upside down, with the thumbs pointing outboard. We couldn't figure it out until my wife stepped up to the wall and put her hands in the prints...no sense only going half way with the recreation...oh no! The HAMB is responsible for me smiling again!
-Brad
Flexicoker
08-31-2004, 03:27 PM
I just realized, in the picture you can clearly make out that she's wearing jeans, right? they are also zipped and buttoned up tight, how does that work?
Maybe it was one of those jean skirt things. That's what I'm betting on.
Rand Man
08-31-2004, 03:41 PM
You see what you wanna see. I remember it working out pretty good with a skirt.
Brad54, YOU are missing the whole point. The fact that 1load keeps posting stupid shit IS THE FUN PART. So funny it is pathetic in fact. The guy even bought a nice car to try and "fit in" with the cool kids, when all those kids wanted was for him to shut up http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
slowpoke
08-31-2004, 03:43 PM
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I just realized, in the picture you can clearly make out that she's wearing jeans, right? they are also zipped and buttoned up tight, how does that work?
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It's a dry rub...more safe that way...i think it's in the Volvo handbook. That or it's a jock strap. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
bootie
08-31-2004, 06:35 PM
those bumpers would smash her knees unless she's doing the frog position
anyways just another pic to show what happens when you help someone elsew build up a car
JamesG
08-31-2004, 07:13 PM
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Brad54, YOU are missing the whole point. The fact that 1load keeps posting stupid shit IS THE FUN PART. So funny it is pathetic in fact. The guy even bought a nice car to try and "fit in" with the cool kids, when all those kids wanted was for him to shut up http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Show me all of this stupid shit I keep posting, would ya?
It's people like you as to why so many people don't come back or either just don't post on here. This place is getting out of hand and is actually getting a bad name.
Homeresque
08-31-2004, 07:19 PM
My long hiatus from posting ANYTHING is broken so that I may ask the question on everyones lips, "The HAMB is getting a bad name? REALLY??"
JamesG
08-31-2004, 07:32 PM
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My long hiatus from posting ANYTHING is broken so that I may ask the question on everyones lips, "The HAMB is getting a bad name? REALLY??"
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I've talked to enough that have said "Yea I've been there, but won't come back"
No, it's not that the whole worlds hates this place, but some people who I know could contribute to this board refuse to come. Hell even Ryan has told people to lighten up latley. I just don't get why people feel like they have to gang up and others here.
Oh well, I've endured plenty on here and I'm not going anywhere. Maybe I'll take my "nice car "that I bought to "try and "fit in" with the cool kids" some more....
Homeresque
08-31-2004, 08:11 PM
Dont misunderstand me, nothing towards you(as far as the perpetual ball-squeeze you get everytime you post,I dont get it.I could understand at first,but youve been around long enough to be exempt.I guess its just a curse.Or bad karma).
My cackling sarcasm was completely inspired by the very notion that the HAMB would get a bad name! The irony is spectacular. The HAMB is a bad name, and the oldies wouldnt have it any other way. Clean it up? Might as well call it the FordBarn. Or the SRS. Or West Coast Choppers. Or So-Cal Speedshop. Or TGIFridays.
You know how in 'anytown' theres that little dumpy bar with pool tables and dollar-beers and dirty floors and great music you dont have in your musical stash, and the occasional fistfight and trashy-women and copbusts? Thats the HAMB. You dont take your wife there, or walk your granddaughter past it, or admit to spending too much time there. Thats what TGIFs is for. But sometimes those places become popular and new people come in and pretty soon they want stuff like imported beers and toilet paper and sushi, and the old barflys are sitting there asking "whaappen?".
Your right, people are leaving. If they're newbies and their toes get stepped on, F-em if they cant take a joke. But oldies are leaving too, cuz it is getting a little PMS-y lately. What to do? I dont know, I think its just what comes from getting so big. Personally I love it when the shit starts flying(HankCash is becoming my new hero) and I think some of the flare-ups have been silly..."there was a flash of naughty-bits in that photo and Im deeply traumatized"...to me, if youre on the HAMB be thankful thats all it was.
Lets all relax a little.
JamesG
08-31-2004, 08:22 PM
I agree with you 100%. And I kmew you would bring up the bad name vs."BAD NAME" thing.Yes this place has the "Fuck you if you don't like it" attitude. And it's one thing to mess with poeple. Believe me, where I work, if you can't handle being messed with your in the wrong line of work. What I mean is people just simply ganging up on others or better yet two people can have the same view on something but if one of them is'nt one of the well liked/respected on here that person gets heckeled for the same thing that the other person did not.
Oh well, fuck it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
lownslow
08-31-2004, 09:02 PM
1low,
i know i am as guilty as anyone for giving you shit....but you have stuck around and don't post as much dumb shit as in the beginning. you did buy a bad ass car.....and seem to be able to deal with it o.k......you are alright in my book......BUT that doesn't mean i wont teaze ya now and again! ''joke''..............by the way i laughed when i saw the post and i understand what you were trying to do...
but fuck this is getting sooo old with the intro police and all the shit talking...both usually done by guys who are new and/ or don't even have cars....
the amount of actual car talk and useful posts has dropped dramatically in the 6-10 months........funny shit talkin is cool once in a while. but i do think it is getting out of hand..i for one am getting bored.......my .02 ........o.k. carry on ....i gotta get back to work...ON CARS !
**DONOTDELETE**
08-31-2004, 09:21 PM
Ryan and Grimlock. I will let you guess which one is 1low.
JamesG
08-31-2004, 09:23 PM
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Ryan and Grimlock. I will let you guess which one is 1low.
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LOL...thats good. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
JohnnyB327
08-31-2004, 09:28 PM
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Staged, but pretty damn funny.
(Don't people usually move around a little bit more than that?)
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maybe she's british? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
oldchevyseller
08-31-2004, 09:39 PM
this is what happens when you try to lighten things up http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Hellbilly_Buzzard
08-31-2004, 09:45 PM
god damn that's funny
JamesG
08-31-2004, 09:47 PM
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this is what happens when you try to lighten things up http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Now thats a little uncalled for.
Steve
09-01-2004, 01:35 AM
ahahaha I needed this thread thank you 1low. you newbie "stay on topic" police kill me. when I go to my buddies garage and talk and everyone gets a little ribbing no one goes crying to mommy that we got off topic. This place is somewhat of a virtual garage, always has been always will. Its not your job to tell people when they are outta line thats ryan and grimlocks job and they do a damn good job so deal with it. Its always good to have a good laugh once in a while. the wya some of you act if your post isn't a step by step how to its O/T give me a break.
Broman
09-01-2004, 02:20 AM
"Maybe she's British."
LMFAO
She must have been super hot 'cause he shot his load before she even took her pants off......
Ohh and for the record 1low is a dream compared to some of the retards that used to shoot their mouth off a couple years ago. You might as well quit trying to run him off - it doesn't look like he's leaving. Give it up - bitching about him is just as distracting as him being OT or posting "shit" (which I haven't noticed BTW).
I'm not on anyone's side here, just stating the facts.
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