WHAT THE F*&# is with people and rumors ?!?!?!?!?

[KIRK!]

I heard from yet another person today that I had sold Billetproof! What the fuck!!!!! How does this 100% falshood continue to spread. I know who started it and it's pretty pathetic that they would stoop to shit like this. Not surprising but pathetic. Obviously they did a good job with it since it continues to linger.

It puzzles the shit out of me how people who have known me for years take so long to finally ask me about it to find out the truth. Shit, sometimes I wish I could sell it and stop having to spend months of my nights and weekends preparing for it.

Anyway, thanks to the vast majority of you who see through the bullshit and just want to come and have a good time. That, my friends, IS ALL I'M TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH!

Sorry about the rant. I'm sure some will cry about this being a promotion for the show.

[Tony Bones]

That's what happens when you become famous. Deal with it http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Radman]

Whats Billetproof?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I heard you were into midgets, I guess that's not true either? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[296 V8]

howabout tellin all us who started it. sounds like some ass hole needs some pay back put on his ass. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Big Dirty]

Nope Jim, that one is actually true...but they also have to be wearing an eye patch....weird if you ask me, but hey, so is KIRK!

[Big Dirty]

Funny you should mention that Kirk. I also heard a rumor but the one I heard was that Barnum & Bailey bought the show. I just figured you traded them straight across for the BEARDED LADY....Nothing like a woman with a 5 oclock shadow!!!!!

[redmeat]

<font color="red"> Yeppers Kirk is into Midgets.....here is a pic of his Harem........ </font>

[slazzen]

are you sure ?? come on !! I heard that it was now owned by sigfried and roy that this year there were gonna be white tigers and they pay you to put your head in there mouths to prove to roy it was a accident

[ESnacky6]

Welcome to being a business owner....


So anyway.... how much did you get..??


http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[lownslow]

i heard snacky is a stunt cock in gay porn movies............now your gonna tell me that's a rumor too???????????

[Tony Bones]

Oh baby! I'd like to hit the one on the left from behind.

**Tony Bones heads for bathroom, anxiously seeking hand lotion**

[ QUOTE ]
<font color="red"> Yeppers Kirk is into Midgets.....here is a pic of his Harem........ </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

[hotrodsnguns]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh baby! I'd like to hit the one on the left from behind.

**Tony Bones heads for bathroom, anxiously seeking hand lotion**

[ QUOTE ]
<font color="red"> Yeppers Kirk is into Midgets.....here is a pic of his Harem........ </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

The one on the left looking at them or the one on the left from behind. and where is that lotion

[ESnacky6]

Damn....... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif






(key word: 'stunt'... meaning it doesn't really happen... right..??
I couldn't grow a mustache to save my life anyways....)

p.s.- Does your wife know you pay attn. to gay porn 'rumors'..??
Hahaha..!!

by the way, I know where to find some T-Bird parts relatively cheap....
cuz most of them are kind of broken now.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Donzie]

See, I thought they said BULLETPROOF!

I hate rumor mills. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[redmeat]

<font color="red"> I got pics of Snacky too...but.....everyone seemed mad last time porn was posted on here, something about 9 year old girls see it and shit!

R E D M E A T </font>

[lownslow]

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[KIRK!]

Holy crap! I go outside to do some welding and I come back and my post took a crazy left turn.

Right on!!!

I'll trade Billetproof for a harem of midgets!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[k9racer]

See what happens when you change your name. I wish I were closer I would love to attend. I have heard only good things about your show. Several years ago while out of town a rumor was started that I had been killed. Some people were trying to buy or steal my things. Nice to know some care .Some one is jellous{sp} Good Luck with your show Bobby {k9racer}

[lownslow]

ya feel better now dont ya?....good that was my intention......later, donnie http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[suedesled]

you know how it is; you start getting somewhere and folks who have no life want to steal your thunder anyway they can. Good or bad they just want attention for themselves. It's part of the biz. Sad world we live in. But the HAMB gives us our happy place.

[ESnacky6]

Redmeat.....

Please, please, please, do NOT, repeat NOT, use the words:
porn, 9 yr-old girls, shit, and Snacky in the same sentence
ever, ever, again...!!! (esp. on the internet) mmmm-kay..??!!?
Thanks..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif


and Donnie..., watch yer back..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[redmeat]

<font color="red"> OOPS..forgot about them SUPER-SECRET FBI filters that search for word strings.....guess you have been flagged...SORRY dude http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif </font>

[ESnacky6]

Hahahaha..!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif


I didn't do it,
nobody saw me do it,
you can't prove anything......

[nor cal nic]

oh, i heard kirk! sold it to a large audio/video retail chain... the name escapes me,,,,,, i think it was CURTIS MATHIS...
nic

[plan9]

KIRK!.... start telling people you sold it, but fuck it up even more by telling them you sold it to TLC as the next reality show or maybe sell it to autozone... make a game out of it

[nor cal nic]

i love snacky!!!!!
nic

[KIRK!]

[ QUOTE ]
KIRK!.... start telling people you sold it, but fuck it up even more by telling them you sold it to TLC as the next reality show or maybe sell it to autozone... make a game out of it



[/ QUOTE ]

Awesome idea!

[Levis Classic]

It all about jelousy! Once something is successful all the losers and lazy ass wannabees not to mention competition attack what they cant pull off.

Keep up the good work KIRK!

[Smokin Joe]

I'm waiting for the "Wardrobe Malfunction".

[hankcash]

I heard that my little brother paid a dollar to see your underpants at the dance http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

HC

[buzzard]

[ QUOTE ]
I heard that my little brother paid a dollar to see your underpants at the dance http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

HC

[/ QUOTE ]

Ouch, is that a "Sixteen Candles" reference?

[Bruce Lancaster]

Did you hear "Spun" is now a subsidiary of Mr.Gasket? And Ryan is in the final stages of negotiation with Primedia!

[Farmer]

Kirk i never lost faith in you to do the right thing. I think Barnum and Baily will take the show to the next level-
and it's cool that they let you be be a ring master at two shows a year! Just hook me up with some tickets when they come to the Cow Palace next year, cause I work right there, you could introduce me to the genetic flaw crowd. later http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Farmer

[Farmer]

Oh, and one more thing.....would you let me ride a motorcycle in that Wall of Death Bike barrel where you defy
gravity? Just a few laps please!!!

[rustyford1]

[ QUOTE ]
KIRK!.... start telling people you sold it, but fuck it up even more by telling them you sold it to TLC as the next reality show or maybe sell it to autozone... make a game out of it



[/ QUOTE ]
When TLC takes over will Jason Priestly get to host?

[Kilroy]

[ QUOTE ]
I heard you were into midgets, I guess that's not true either?

[/ QUOTE ]

No, that was ME and it's DWARVES! Get it right damnit!

Fucking rumor-mill....

[Evilfordcoupe™]

Its like that with most all business owners...

Sad but true...

-Jason

[FoMoCo_MoFo]

[ QUOTE ]
Its like that with most all business owners...

Sad but true...

-Jason

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, jay I heard that you were making VW trikes. is this true? if so I want in!

And KIRK, just tell them all you sold it to Billet Specialties... or better yet traded them for a CNC machine!

[OGNC]

That's okay, I heard the reason that RedondoRodder left the G-G-Gayzette is because he couldn't get any work done with all of the sexual advances you were making on him... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

He was always a gentleman, never made me feel pressured http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[KIRK!]

Just got back from WCN and heard about even more rumors.

Now apparently there is a boycott Billetproof thing going on. It just kills me. I don't get it. I heard that the reason was that I work at Goodguys. Fucking PATHETIC!

I also heard that someone was talking shit about ME to the guys at All Ford in Campbell. I had to spend time at their booth dispelling the BULLSHIT, but ended up getting a good deal on a new lowered spring for the '47.

[FoMoCo_MoFo]

Dont sweat that rumor and boycott shit Kirk... just do what you have always done with Billetproof and fuck the haters.

[bulletproof1]

i didnt know i was for sale !!!!!!! how much did i bring? do i get half?what the hell!!!!!

[KIRK!]

[ QUOTE ]
Dont sweat that rumor and boycott shit Kirk... just do what you have always done with Billetproof and fuck the haters.

[/ QUOTE ]

I know, I know. I just don't get it. Thanks!

[A32Flathead]

[ QUOTE ]


I know, I know. I just don't get it. Thanks!

[/ QUOTE ]

I think the words you are looking for are..... Jealous of someone else's sucess....

Fuck em Kirk, when I moved here from the UK in 2002, I wanted to do 3 things......

1. Oakland Roadster Show (went to the last one before it went down south)

2. Paso......what can I tell you...It was great.

3. BILLETPROOF.... I will never miss it again!! Even if it is over 100 degrees again this year!!

Don't sweat the backstabbing, shit happens and people won't boycott the show over bullshit rumors!

It probably all stems from the fact that you now work for what many people see as 'the other side'.

Look back at what Meadors &amp; co went through when they 1st started up Goodguys.....

Best of luck, I'll be there!!

And just how many folk do you think, in all honesty would (if it were true) boycott the show????

And remember.... "Fuck em, they are just jealous" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

dave

[KIRK!]

[ QUOTE ]


Fuck em Kirk, when I moved here from the UK in 2002, I wanted to do 3 things......

1. Oakland Roadster Show (went to the last one before it went down south)

2. Paso......what can I tell you...It was great.

3. BILLETPROOF.... I will never miss it again!! Even if it is over 100 degrees again this year!!


[/ QUOTE ]

I don't think I could get a bigger compliment! Thanks!!

[hollywud]

Well.So much for Detriot Billet Proof!

[hollywud]

as long as you donate to the battered midgets........UH.....women program

[A32Flathead]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


Fuck em Kirk, when I moved here from the UK in 2002, I wanted to do 3 things......


3. BILLETPROOF.... I will never miss it again!! Even if it is over 100 degrees again this year!!


[/ QUOTE ]

I don't think I could get a bigger compliment! Thanks!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Hell....look me up at the show &amp; I'll give ya a beer too!

That "A" beer....not 2.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Dave....dodgy accent, camera in hand...avoiding ALL things BILLET!!

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[KIRK!]

[ QUOTE ]
Well.So much for Detriot Billet Proof!

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually I should have the dates for Detroit really soon. We're looking at the same weekend but on that Saturday. The fairgrounds availability is very limited. We may also make it a campout. Stay tuned!

[STODD]

Kirk, how 'bout a South Florida Billetproof? We have alot of real cars down here...

[Scott B]

So, uh, I sort of purchased Billetproof from some guy. I get my meth from him - all the time.
He happened to be selling car shows last week, and Billetproof was the cheapest score. Spent $20 bucks on it, then we high.
I got a receipt and everything - are you telling me that my meth dealer is all jive?

[burndup]

"Havent joo heard? Rat Rawdz are kewl."

"Subvert the dominant paradigm."

"The new king isnt dead yet and wears no clothes, Down with the new king!"


This is how it works. The "Anti-" becomes trendy and therefore has to be "Antied."

You shoulda sold out when you were riding the crest of the wave! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Big A]

Kirk, I had someone tell me a few weeks ago that MY restaurant is closed.

Moron, "Who's sponsoring this event?"
Me, "Stunning Joe Banks restaurant"
Moron, "That place is closed"
Me, "Sorry to hear that... I own the place"
Moron, "Yeah, it went out of business"... then he walks away.

Fuck the morons.

Keep on keepin' on, brother. I wish I could make it (and I'm still bummed that I missed Billetproof Detroit, I'll be at the next one).

[Cadillacin Marcus]

I have been secretly sending out mailings and spreading the rumor,its all part of my master plan..hohohehehwahahahahahahahaha.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[KIRK!]

[ QUOTE ]
Kirk, how 'bout a South Florida Billetproof? We have alot of real cars down here...

[/ QUOTE ]

South Florida!?!? What happened to Vegas?

[KIRK!]

[ QUOTE ]

You shoulda sold out when you were riding the crest of the wave! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

That woulda been sweet. I'm in it for the crash to the bottom. That will be even sweeter.

LOL

[slazzen]

this dead ass post again ??? lol spammer

[burndup]

[ QUOTE ]
That woulda been sweet. I'm in it for the crash to the bottom. That will be even sweeter.

[/ QUOTE ]

Then the Anti which got trendified that became mainstream will become ANTI again, (hostile backlash, as overapplication of billet will be IN again) and people will call you LAME!

Damn, that IS cool!

Its just like flathead parts, kids, better hoard those ball-milled alternator brackets and pulleys and flamed airfilters, ebay will make you RICH!!!



http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Deuce Rails]

[ QUOTE ]
See what happens when you change your name.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yup!

And it's what you get for using the likeness of CNR!

--Matt

[ShortBus]

You can always tell the scenesters by the shit comes out of their mouths.. they can't talk cars so what's left?
It happens on the HAMB all the time.

You're still a sellout. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

...and I heard Snacky Jack is the stunt cock FLUFFER.

[STODD]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kirk, how 'bout a South Florida Billetproof? We have alot of real cars down here...

[/ QUOTE ]

South Florida!?!? What happened to Vegas?

[/ QUOTE ]

I guess you missed my email! Yeah bro, we made the split to South Florida. Christina found her dream job so you know I'll never see the Bay Area again...

...and now it looks as though I'm going to be homeless by the weekend. Francis is going to kill Florida.