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ELpolacko
08-24-2004, 12:24 PM
I got home last night at about 2am exhausted and full of good time just had. Even though the demise of my MSD ignition system prevented the entire AZ crew from attending the Drags.

Here is the break down with pictures at the end;

Wednesday: all full of excitement for what lies ahead of us. The only hitch is the company that was chasing a shimmy out of the COE wasn't done yet. Pushed our departure time up to three in the afternoon, but no one was complaining.

Picacho peak, half way between Phoenix and Tucson we blew a tire on the trailer behind the COE. We had a spare on board and were under way without much delay.

Tucson, we picked up Metalshapes (Alex) and his gear. It was sprinkling a bit. Alex did a doughnut at the end of the street to get the car aligned better for loading in the trailer, perfect. Headed East on I10 things were going really well and making good time. Somewhere along the New Mexico boarder it started raining pretty hard. 55Safari and I got a little wet but more importantly the radio got soaked and shorted out. We lost our music, so had to rely on the 502 just below our feet to entertain us.

We stopped for the night.

Thursday:

Things are getting fuzzy in my memory already but this leg put us through El Paso, then on through the Pecos and into Weatherford. For some stupid reason when we looked on the map for what was ahead, change from i-20 to I-30 and then pick up 75 North through the heart of Dallas seemed like a good idea. Miles and jerry did an adimiral job piloting the worst roads in the free world! I can't belive how the locals don't get involved in huge pile up accidents on an hourly basis there, what a shit hole freeway!

We stopped just North of Dallas to catch our breath and choke down some questionable food from a Scholotsky's. I think I had a Mustard and Rye with a trace of Pastrami,, the others had simmilar comments, FUCK DALLAS! The push was on to get the hell out of Texas. We gave up in the Southeast corner of Olklahoma, South of Muskegee.

Friday;

Ok this is one long roadtrip. Pretty easy drive from this point. I was almost glad to see the turnpike, it meant the goal was in reach! Now we were getting wound up to be there.

Joplin KOA, stopped and dropped anchor. Unloaded the cars and trucks from the trailer and even took a nice shower at the KOA facilities. Almost felt like home.

Fired up and headed out to the host hotel. The fun has begun! We missed the shop crawl by an hour or two but did catch up with everyone headed out to JimC's place for some much needed food. Microwave burritos just weren't cutting it any more. We had a great time, good people and the weather was just perfect. As the sun started to set we bugged out and headed back to camp.

Filled with excitement we couldn't sleep so we sat out on the picnic table drinking a much needed beer.

Saturday:

all cleaned up and ready to take on the day. We rolled out to the host hotel again to meet up for the Route 66 cruise. No signs of trouble ahead, we forged on for the great drive.

I started haveing problems with the ignition system cutting out. We thought some of the secondary trigger wires were touching so some excellent HAMB roadside assistance and some black tape we were mobile again.

A while down the road it cut out again, suspecting a bad fuse it was replaced and mobile agian. Outlaw gave me a set of pliers thinking the fuse holder was weak and causing the intermittet connection. We made our way out as far as Afton OK before it surged like we ran out of gas and then that was it. I pulled the ignition switch apart, ripped out the dash and probed every connection on that thing before I found a loose ground to the MSD. It was tight but this truck shakes from the engine vibration pretty good. One of the locals whos house we stopped in front of asked us to pull off the highway and into his drive. The HAMB Scramble was on. At least a Dozen hard core DIYer car guys were on this think like stink. We poked and prodded everyting we could. At this point the MSD Digital 6 ignition system would energize and as soon as the engine fired it would shut off. Like the internal relay was not staying latched. The home owner let Outlaw pry the HEI distributor out of his derby car in the back forty to no avail. It was rusted in place. However Outlaw spotted a SBC intake and carb in the guys garage, looked and found annother distributor. Meanwhile jerry ripped out the MSD and distributor our of his running truck to give to me, while he put in his back up system, the guy is ultimatly prepared. I declined the offer because of the wiring involved at that point. Metalshapes and MilesM headed back to Miami (pronounced My-am-a, as coached to my by our host) to pick up a new module and rotor. While they were gone, all but the core AZ crew needed to move on to the Starbird Museum. KC Mongo left me his tool box and the others their best wishes.

At this point we are at wits end. With the HEI in place we got no fire either. Plenty of fuel but no spark, it seems the pickup coil in the HEI was shot. MilesM picked up a new 6AL just in case this happened. 55Safari jumped right in and wired it in place. Still no fire.

After some our home owner had us drag the truck up the hill to his garage and we pulled the plugs. He cleaned them up as best he could with a wire brush wheel but still didn't solve the problem. Every once and a wile we could get a sputter out of it but stile DOA. MilesM and Metalshapes headed back to base camp to get the COE.

While we waited I talked with our home owner and promised him a couple of Tshirts for his troubles. Hung out and enjoyed a few beers and shot the breeze. I even tuned his 66 F100 for him while we waited.

By the time we got the truck back to base camp and reloaded the Little one it was 10pm but were working on the assumption there would be night drags and a big party at the track. We saw everyone headed back and called Tman only to have the wind shot out of our enthusiasm, the drags were over.

we headed back to the hotel and proceded to get liquored up. I felt bad for letting everyone down this year, but the condolences and warm greatings from all that attened made it fade away pretty quick.


Sunday:

Loaded back up we pulled stakes from our home away from home. Pulled into the hotel for some breakfast and to say our goodbyes to anyone that was still there.

That sausage tasted bad.......

On our way south, somewhere in Olkahoma my skies turned green. Did the hundred yard dash into a McDonnalds only to polute their bathroom for a while. Yeah that sausage was bad, real bad. I traded my driving duties to jerry for a horizontal place in the coach. I slept for a couple hundred miles and rode the throne for a while. I felt better after a while....


Monday:

I think we stopped outside of Fort Worth for the night, I can't remember exactly because of the bad sausage coma I was in. But back on our way we made the push homeward. Retracing our steps.

Pecos Tx we lost annother tire on the trailer. Annother quick fix and we were on our way with a nice senic tour of downtown Pecos.

Out in the desert past Pecos the COE sputtered out. I had taped up a hole in the floor and thought I knocked some wiring loose but turned out I was out of gas. Two five gallons of last years HAMB Drags gas that was still in the big trailer and we were mobile again.

Just a hard push, one stretch Miles and I pulled over 300 miles without a stop. We made Tucson by 11:30 pm and pulled into Tempe by 1:30..

Home safe, not as many pics as I would like but we had an adventure to remember...

THE PICTURES (http://groups.msn.com/ZekesHAMBerChat/elpolackoshambdrags04trip.msnw?Page=1)

CURIOUS RASH
08-24-2004, 12:27 PM
<font color="green">Sorry about your trials there man.

I was looking forward to meeting you in person.

I sat next to your RV all day last year and didn't know it was you.

Maybe next time.

RASHY </font>

hotrodladycrusr
08-24-2004, 01:37 PM
Glad to hear you AZ guys made it back home without any issues. It was wonderful to meet you and the rest of the guys in person and have the chance at Jim's BBQ to chat and get to know each other. You've got a great looking truck and I'm looking forward to seeing it run at the drags next year.

Send me your snail mail address and I'll send you a CD of all my photos from the weekend. I took some shots of all you guys at not only the party, but on the Route 66 Cruz. I just want to hopefully make you feel alittle better about the situation.

scarliner
08-24-2004, 01:44 PM
Talked with you at the hotel on saturday night,I was with choprods.Really tickled to meet you and metalshapes,you both have some really top notch stuff.I have followed a lot of the build up of the truck on here,and really was impressed with the quaility and ideals of the truck and metalshapes car.Too bad you had to have such bad luck, at the worst possible time,I think it was going around last week, we had our share and didnt get to the drags until 6:30 saturday night.Glad to see you got home,without major incident.Hope to see you next year,its got to be better.I think the best I got out of the drags was meeting and talking with people.One of my buddies, made this comment: "Ive been to a lot of car events,but this is the only one,Ive been to,that everyone here is friendly,each one knows all about thier car,cause they did it themselves,and they are willing to help you out or share what they know,no questions asked!" I think that says a lot about the Hamb! Good to meet you guys and see you next year.

Ayers Garage
08-24-2004, 01:56 PM
Damn, I live about 1/2 a mile from the interstate in Weatherford. I have GM HEI distributors stacked up like cord wood.

If only I'd have known...

flt-blk
08-24-2004, 02:05 PM
I missed the BBQ but enjoyed the Route 66 cruise. Watching
that green monster slip sideways every shift was pretty
damn cool.

One of my hilights was the little Karma incident with
Jerry, he was cracking me up all weekend.

Glad you made it home alright, See you at The Day of the Drags.
TZ

zman
08-24-2004, 02:17 PM
Yeah yeah, Day at the Drags, redemption shall be yours. it was great hanging with you guys and thanks for the captain's chair.

metalshapes
08-24-2004, 04:06 PM
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I felt bad for letting everyone down this year, but the condolences and warm greatings from all that attened made it fade away pretty quick.


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Like I told you before, I dont think you let anybody down...

It was just one of those things that will happen from time to time, and your Truck breaking down was certainly not because of lack of preparation.
That thing is awesome!
Because a couple of factors that together came together the way they did we just missed the Drags ( and not even by much...)
It was a bitter dissapointment, and I admit I was a little hot under the collar when we pulled in to the Hotel parking lot, but it was not anybody's fault.
The HAMB people that were already there had me cheered up in no time at all.. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I had already forgotten about my Rear Steer Manoeuvre, lining the Roadster up with the Trailer, I think over these couple of days I have done some damage to those Rear Tires... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Funny thing happened as I pulled out of the Hotel parking lot, the clutch grabbed just as my foot slipped off the brake... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I want to thank you guys again for letting me tag along.
This was one of the best weekends I have ever had...

KCMongo
08-24-2004, 04:26 PM
Sorry you missed the Drags man, but don't feel bad about slowing anyone down that's part of the way of life we've all chosen you push the machines to the limit their gonna break sometimes, if we're lucky we learn something and roll on. I kinda enjoyed the stop for once I wasn't the one who broke something, and I had the opportunity to talk with Jerry a bit and learn some new old truck tricks I didn't know.
Here's a pic I took, not that you wanna remember that spot.
http://www.chevygmcofkc.org/Gallery/data/500/1100_2090-med.JPG

O' and I think my box came back a few tools heavy, maybe a pair of pliers and a screwdriver if anybody is missing them PM me and we'll arrange delivery if there sentimental or anything.

Loved getting to see your truck man the hood is very trick I can predict that setup will be copied by someone.
MONGO

zman
08-24-2004, 04:38 PM
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Loved getting to see your truck man the hood is very trick I can predict that setup will be copied by someone.
MONGO

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Yeah I'm already trying to figure it out for my Buick...

Sucker letting everyone take pics...

Mike
08-24-2004, 04:55 PM
Too bad about the break down. I've been there many times, but that's a part of what comes with pushing our machines. It sounds like you had a blast anyway (Isn't that how it always works?).

I can't look at your pictures because of the blasted fire wall here at work, it doesn't like sites listed as "chat" rooms. Dag nabbit!

AHotRod
08-24-2004, 04:56 PM
Man, what an adventure.
Sorry to here about all the troubles,
Keep Smiling http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Tman
08-24-2004, 06:16 PM
Glad to hear you guys made it home! Dont feel bad about missing the drags, hell I missed the BBQ! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

metalshapes
08-24-2004, 06:17 PM
Latchbreaker... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

zman
08-24-2004, 07:02 PM
Oh damn, now what do we call him...

pigburner or latchbreaker.....

metalshapes
08-24-2004, 07:28 PM
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

jerry
08-24-2004, 07:39 PM
how about latchburner pigbreaker?

flatblack, told you karma is a bitch!

had a fantastic time! gotta do it again!

so many memories, so much fun! next year!


jerry

MilesM
08-24-2004, 07:50 PM
Thanks guys. Glad you could make it. The highlight of the trip was riding in the cars. Metalshapes car and driving skills are unbelieveable and I can not explain what it feels like taking a wide sweeping turn in that car at way over any legal limit with him steering with the gas pedal and the supercharger singing.

Can't say I have been sideways in a longbed truck before either!

rickyracer1962
08-24-2004, 07:50 PM
i think its a sign that the truck wants a magneto. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kustm52
08-24-2004, 10:17 PM
So now we know the full story! Hey, you were right on my tail after the big "oh shit, we went the wrong way" incident...you were there one minute, and gone the next. I just figured maybe you all decided you didn't want' to go to starbirds and headed back to the interstate...If I had known what happened I would have came back. Not that I would have been any help...I did have a set of points and condensor for a sixbanger...nope, that wouldn't have helped. Glad it all worked out...sorta.

Brian

FORDY 6
08-24-2004, 10:45 PM
Sounds like you had more excitment than I did over the weekend...Thanks for the shop tour! Steve

Hot Rod Ron
08-25-2004, 01:01 AM
Hey ElP what a great story for the guys here in AZ that could not go. The sauage story had me rollin on the floor. I got some fresh jimmy dean next time your down here.

ELpolacko
08-25-2004, 03:04 PM
UPDATE:


We all took a pull on the carb, plenty of gas. Even flooded it out. Plugs were wet and everything. I got it home yesterday afternoon and went through everything again. Decided to pull the float bowl and there was nothing it it but water droplets..... Aparrently when I gassed up at the Conoco on exit 4 in Joplin I picked up some condesation.

Damnit http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

Jeem
08-25-2004, 03:15 PM
WAIT A SECOND! Is that Jerry's truck on the trailer?!

Is this really an episode of the twilight zone and I need to go lay down and get up again? I'm scared, I feel cold....

metalshapes
08-25-2004, 03:26 PM
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Aparrently when I gassed up at the Conoco on exit 4 in Joplin I picked up some condesation.

Damnit http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif


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Damn...
That is just random bad luck.
It never even crossed my mind to look for that...
Oh well...
( and I have been bad mouthing MSD boxes for the wrong reasons http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif, I still like my old Cast Iron Dual Point though... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

smittyshotrods
08-25-2004, 04:02 PM
El P I'm sorry I did not get to meet you but I did check out your bitchin truck. Metalshapes I think was the only AZ guy I met and his hot rod is a work of fucking art! I'm glad you guys made it home safe and hope to meet all of you next time.

jerry
08-25-2004, 08:08 PM
yes jeem, we gold chained it this time!

now back to regular driving duty! even had to drive it to work on tuesdaty after getting back at 2 am.

glad it was something cheap to fix elp!


jerry

Revhead
08-25-2004, 09:13 PM
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FUCK DALLAS!

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I resent that statement. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

If you think the roads are bad here, don't ever go to Bryan/College Station.

Deyomatic
08-25-2004, 10:48 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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FUCK DALLAS!

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I resent that statement. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

If you think the roads are bad here, don't ever go to Bryan/College Station.

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...and stay the HELL out of Boston! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

zman
08-26-2004, 09:27 AM
Ok let's see, I drove through, North Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Illinois, West Virgina, Indiana, Virginia. Not in that order, but I found shitty fucking roads in all those states, and I mean shitty. I can't see how Dallas can be much worse than soem of the shit I saw/felt. It's safe to say that the state of roads these days pretty much sucks. But hen on the other hand I did hit a couple of spots that the roads where killer..... Going through the mountains from Asheville NC to Knoxville TN was sweet, made the truck feel like it actually handled. All in all in kind of prepared me for riding with Jerry on the cruise...

Hot Rod To Hell
08-26-2004, 09:51 AM
If you guys want to bitch about roads... let's have a little HAMB party in Mid-Michigan! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

I've been all over the country too... and god damn do our roads suck! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

ELpolacko
08-26-2004, 01:03 PM
Resent it all you want, Dallas has a bad vibe. Try driving nearly 70" of motorhome and trailer through the East bound 30 to North 75 sometime with the locals whizing by you at 80+. Then add all the lane restrictions and construction on top of that, fucking nuts man!

Yes bad roads exist all over this planet, we even have one or two bad roads here in paradise, but the overall attitude of the local driving behaviour and service from your businesses leaves a lot to be desired. And this comes from someone who is quite familiar with driving rush hour traffic in the Los Angeles area!

MilesM
08-26-2004, 01:19 PM
Hey Deyo, you should have went to the drags on the way East. How are things going? I will be sending you a PM.

zman
08-26-2004, 02:22 PM
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we even have one or two bad roads here in paradise,

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I thought you said you were from Arizona.... By the way I love your Iced Tea....