Greetings mother f'ers!

[STODD]

I am STODD aka Johnny Ford from Frisco and Vegas. I now reside in the capital state of stagnation, Florida also known as the center of the slackjaw universe. Some of you may know me from SF and some of you are my friends here in SoFl.

I'm currently selling a 29 RIO in the classified section and am hot to buy a 1950 to 1960 Cadillac Hearse.

Is David Perry still around these parts?

I just sold this.
http://images.vintagebmx.com/web_pages/STODD/gooddelivery1.jpg

[Skate Fink]

.......wrong board dude......you're looking for the Old Skol Rodz board......... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Fraz]

Just your mom.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

you're swell.

[4t64rd]

Are you down there with Squigy and the Salvagers? Welcome anyways. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



Kinder, gentler http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[JohnnyB327]

im sorry to say but the capital of stagnation is my room and im the only man allowed in there so ladies your all welcome to visit anytime you want http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

johnny

[stangzilla]

im in the capitol of stangnation

[choprods]

see what happens..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Donzie]

Ok, Johnny Ford, aka STODD (does that rhyme with odd?) from Frisco (SF), Vegas, and SoFl, I don't get "capital state of stagnation, Florida". Is Stagnaton the Capitol of Forida (could be 'cause I flunked geography) or you mean you're in a state of stagnation, as in you're not moving?
But I'm glad we know what you're selling, what you want and what you've sold. I have a feeling we now know everything we would WANT to know about you.
David, are you out there? One of the guys mentioned above is looking for you.

[STODD]

Wow Donzie, you're so cool. Do you feel hard core that you flamed the new guy to the board now?

For fuck sake, what a bunch of miserable fucks. I get the "hey, you should introduce yourself" from a former moderator here and all you fucks wanna do is flame the newbie. Ok flame away you faggots, get it over with. I'm glad you feel important now.

So do you guys talk or build cars or are you just a bunch of internet tough guys?

And Donzie, I'd like to know more about you. How many cars do you have? What have you built from the ground up - by yourself? What do you do for a living beside give curbside blowjobs to migrant farm workers? You know, the usual stuff...

[scarylarry]

Ahhhh, your "intro" is nearly just a classified ad, and then YOU jump on people for giving you a hard time. No, nobody here builds anything, so just save your time and go away now Mr Plastic Iron Cross Mirrors.

[STODD]

Scarrylarry coming to the rescue! Thanks for the welcome mr cuffed jeans.

[zman]

Cool way to make friends. Can you say something swell about me now? And you should rethink the way you're going about this.

S - silly
T - teen
O - outwardly
D - dissing
D - Donzi

[STODD]

Actually zman I came here nice and cordial. Everyone decided they wanted to give me shit, flame me, what ever. I gave it back. I'm actually a very easy guy to get along with. I also know the new kid in the playground has to prove himself - whatever that means.

If I'm welcome here, thanks. If all everyone wants to do is give me a hard time because I wasn't totally attune to board protocol on my first two posts, everyone can go fuck themselves.

So, again, if you're welcoming me, thanks alot and I'll try and play nice.

...and maybe you should have put it this way...

S - silly
T - thirty something
O - outwardly
D - dissing
D - Donzi

[4t64rd]

KINDER... GENTLER.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Nads]

If "Greetings mother f'ers" is "nice and cordial" what's mean and unpleasant.
I knoe The Salvegerz, I feel sorry for them if they have to deal with you.
Once again I have to apologize for Florida.

[STODD]

Nads, if you get bent over a thread title, I feel sorry for you. I guess you've never called anyone of your friends a "fucker" in jest, huh? But if you cannot differentiate between what's in jest and what's not, allow me to re title this thread just for you.

"Salutations to all you tough guys that get touchy over the first sign of profanity from a new guy that will also tell you about a car he is selling"

Or I could title it this:

"Hi, I'm new and meek, please don't hurt my feelings"

Which one do you like better?

[ QUOTE ]
I knoe The Salvegerz, I feel sorry for them if they have to deal with you.

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually, I feel sorry for them that they know you. When did the word "knoe" get adopted into the English language?

Now, if we're beyond all the insults, I'd like to be the better man and apologize to anyone that may have had their feathers ruffled over my post. I am here to resource and find like minded individuals. I just want to talk hot rods and maybe bench race a little bit.

There, can we all be friends now...

[Mike]

Greeting Douchebags!

I'm STOOL, aka Joey Hilman from Lisbon and Monaco, currently residing in Istanbul. I'm affiliated with the Pillow Biters and the Winnetts.

I'm currently selling a '34 Hupmobile in the classifieds. I am looking for a 1959 or 1960 Evenderude Snow Mobile.

Is Dr.Knobcheese still around these parts?

I just sold a flat black '84 Yugo with a hammer and sickel shaped side mirror.


Gosh, why are you guys picking on me after such a cordial and informative intro? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Oye vey!

[4t64rd]

I'm going to meet Donzie in person this weekend, <sigh> I'll apologize for us.

Donzie doesn't have to justify anything Click here (http://hotrodder.com/~Donzie/_29_Tub/_29_tub.html)

[atch]

there's an old addage: you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

too bad for you.

[Morrisman]

[ QUOTE ]
Actually zman I came here nice and cordial. Everyone decided they wanted to give me shit, flame me, what ever. I gave it back. I'm actually a very easy guy to get along with. I also know the new kid in the playground has to prove himself - whatever that means.

If I'm welcome here, thanks. If all everyone wants to do is give me a hard time because I wasn't totally attune to board protocol on my first two posts, everyone can go fuck themselves.

So, again, if you're welcoming me, thanks alot and I'll try and play nice.

...and maybe you should have put it this way...

S - silly
T - thirty something
O - outwardly
D - dissing
D - Donzi

[/ QUOTE ]

Stodd. You're supposed to come in all cap in hand, reel of a list of 32's you've built singlehandedly and overnight, show you well equipped garage and state a bunch of well known roodders you hang with.

You also HAVE to explain where you live, marital status, age, weight, cup size, sexual preferences, sex aids enjoyed, your employ, your salary, where you drink, the name, skin colour, weight and age of the squeeze you're currently fucking on, and finally a list of your favorite illegal and outrageous hobbies.

THAT is how you slip by the geriatric 'keyboard rage' homophobic ego trippers on this forum http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

OR, you can just slip in and say 'howdy fuckers' take some shit, and all is well with the world http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[2tall2beahotrodder]

Hey Douche, theres a Hearse In the Classified Section..

[Killer]

[ QUOTE ]
the name, skin colour, weight and age of the squeeze you're currently fucking on

[/ QUOTE ]

fucker... now I have to clean coffee off my monitor!!!!

[STODD]

I've said about as much as I care to say so I'll just quote myself and move on for those that feel the need...

[ QUOTE ]
If I'm welcome here, thanks. If all everyone wants to do is give me a hard time because I wasn't totally attune to board protocol on my first two posts, everyone can go fuck themselves.

So, again, if you're welcoming me, thanks alot and I'll try and play nice.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Mass Butcher]

[ QUOTE ]
If I'm welcome here, thanks. If all everyone wants to do is give me a hard time because I wasn't totally attune to board protocol on my first two posts, everyone can go fuck themselves.

So, again, if you're welcoming me, thanks alot and I'll try and play nice

[/ QUOTE ]

I will say welcome to the HAMB. I don't necessary agree with some of your statements, nor do I think your statement constitutes an apology if your still telling those who flamed you to go fuck themselves, but to each his own. I will once again say welcome.

[STODD]

Thanks, I appreciate it.

[crewcutkid]

If only the internet could transport crowbars...
Like he said, kinder, gentler.
-Crew

[Bumpstick]

So far you've said nothing about traditional hot rods or customs. You've insulted people with your intro and your responses. And you show off your cheesy "Groovy-Goulie-Gothmobile". Better luck next time. Oh, by the way welcome Punkrockgeekboy.-stick

This wouldn't be you?

[stoggie]

just for the record - no - most people do not call their friends fuckers. At least not around here. More like brother, bro etc. Look, learn, listen and enjoy - share if you have something to share.
Welcome to the HAMB... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[swazzie]

Yo Dude guy! this bud's for you . . . ahemm . . kinder gentler

[swazzie]

fine , just this. . . .

[RF]

[ QUOTE ]
I guess you've never called anyone of your friends a "fucker" in jest, huh? But if you cannot differentiate between what's in jest and what's not
There, can we all be friends now...

[/ QUOTE ]

How many people here are your "friend"? ZERO.

If you came into a bar and introduced yourself like that, you'd most likely find yourself out on the sidewalk lickedy split, gathering up your teeth.

[fatassbuick]

When I met flamedAboner, his first words to me were, "Where's my beer, motherfucker?!" We haven't gone too far beyond that any of the times subsequently, but we have a lot of fun just the same.

[4t64rd]

(Draglinkscc)Mike, isn't that the same thing you said to me?

I was just surprised he knew about me and my mom, the things you can find out on the internet. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Tony Bones]

Please leave. Thank you.

[STODD]

[ QUOTE ]
So far you've said nothing about traditional hot rods or customs. You've insulted people with your intro and your responses. And you show off your cheesy "Groovy-Goulie-Gothmobile". Better luck next time. Oh, by the way welcome Punkrockgeekboy.-stick

[/ QUOTE ]

Fair enough.
I've owned more cars than I can remember. I've built or worked on cars for posers, a cool ass rockstar and a bunch of friends. I currently own that REO only. In the last 5 years(that's all I care to remember), I've owned sleds from the 50's, a 38 Packard rod that never made it to the pavement and a couple of muscle cars.

As far as my cheesy "groovy-goulie-gothmobile", well, I'm sorry it doesn't meet your approval or standards. I built it as I saw it in my mind when it was sitting in the guys side yard with a seized Y block and fordomatic painted in blue house paint. And implying I'm some gothboi fag is hardly accurate. I'm no scenester - never really have. Alot of people have hung around me and I've hung around folks that I thought were cool - not for their scene but for who they are.

I'm not going to lie and say I envision the rockabilly stereotypical 50's rod but you won't EVER see a micron of billet on ANY of my cars. I prefer open hoods, bigs and littles and personality in a rod over any magazine crap that could ever be built. On my sleds, every car is different. I prefer moon caps over mag wheels or steelies. Big block Olds and Ford motors are my mill of choice.

So what about you bumpstick? You sportin' cuffed jeans, that Royal Crown odor and a white Tshirt? Is your "traditional Hot Rod" finished in flat or semi gloss running a flathead with a three speed and a banjo? Are your white walls Coker Tires or did they come from a legitimate tire manufacturer? Wire or steel wheels? C'mon Mr Traditional Representative, tell me about how cool you are and how you praticaly invented the whole resurgence of "in process" drivers. I also want to know about the time you told Boyd that he was an over wieght, yuppie prick, ok?

Oh yeah, how was Viva Las Vegas this year?

[Unkl Ian]

Who was it who said: " Know your audience." ? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[zman]

You ever hear about "one step forward, and two steps back" well that's what you keep doing. You've been cut some slack but it seems that you are nothing more than an arrogant little prick. Maybe you need to check out someplace else.

[haring]

I like that you swear a lot.

http://www.wayne.k12.in.us/sfe/images/mayor_visit/You%20Are%20Cool.jpg

[Hyfire]

Wow... On the bright side you are racking-up posts...

[2tall2beahotrodder]

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[RF]

There was this poor little retarded kid in grammar school. He kept trying to hang around the "in crowd". Unfortunately, they shunned him away, harrassing him, picking on him. Until one day, they day he came to school with a gun and shot all the cool kids.

You, STUD, albeit seemingly retarded, are not that kid...you're just ignorant. Apparently, you don't know when to stop.

[k-member]

STODD, greetings fucker http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif (I don't know this fucker BTW). How much did you pull out of that sedan delivery? Here's a shitty pic of an old one I had. It had a 390 Police Interceptor with C/6 stock paint and was lowered. Damn it was fast and I had loads of fun with that car, but was hard to change lanes with my little peep mirrors cause of the major blind spot. I sold mine in 88 with no motor/tranny/wheels for $3000 bucks due to there rarity.

[2tall2beahotrodder]

Sorry HC.. beat ya to it..

[DelinquentDoll13]

I'm amused.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

~josie

[STODD]

Ian, what do you suggest I do? Should I offer blow jobs to everyone that didn't like my first post? Dude, I even apologized for them.

It's pretty pathetic that so many are so wrapped up in their little internet personas that they cannot even allow themself to rise above a new guys post.

[Petejoe]

I am afraid, your attitude just ain't gonna float here.
You seem to apologize for your arrogance and in the same breath repeat the same (I am cool attitude).
The men here who frequent this board don't have to talk cool. They realize that cool is totally something that comes without saying. Its all about love,respect and caring for everyone.
This quote backs up my statement.
[ QUOTE ]
I've built or worked on cars for posers, a cool ass rockstar and a bunch of friends. You sportin' cuffed jeans, that Royal Crown odor and a white Tshirt? Is your "traditional Hot Rod" finished in flat or semi gloss running a flathead with a three speed and a banjo? Are your white walls Coker Tires or did they come from a legitimate tire manufacturer? Wire or steel wheels? C'mon Mr Traditional Representative, tell me about how cool you are and how you praticaly invented the whole resurgence of "in process" drivers. I also want to know about the time you told Boyd that he was an over wieght, yuppie prick, ok?


[/ QUOTE ]
http://66.14.44.146/hrl/Girls/jessica/jess_013.jpg

[DelinquentDoll13]

[ QUOTE ]
You ever hear about "one step forward, and two steps back" well that's what you keep doing.

[/ QUOTE ]

[57wagon]

Sure am glad I didn't start out like this http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Oh well, if you decide to stick around, welcome... If for nothing else but to watch you continue to stick your foot in your mouth http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Unkl Ian]

[ QUOTE ]
Ian, what do you suggest I do?

[/ QUOTE ]





Dig faster.

[STODD]

One step forward and two steps back, huh. Ok, fine. I'm sorry, who's first for the blow job?(jeezus, you folks aren't that serious about the internet, are you?!)

And you refer me to being arrogant.

Pete, my post was directed at the little flame Mr Stick directed at me. I really could care less what you own or what you've built. Either you're cool or your not.

In defense of my defiant behavior, well sorry, I have a spine. I can, again(ho hum) play nice but I do fight back when someone gives me shit. It's that simple. How 'bout everyone attack one of your posts and let's see how you handle it...

I am really trying to find the cool folks that hang out here but the new guy hazing is getting WAY old(imagine, it's only the second day).

[FarmallPete]

Now my neck hurts http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif thanks petejoe

Farmall

Oh btw Stodd, your a douchebag.

[Andy]

Ryan, Waste of good space,(Other than the girls) Please delete and block. IMHO

[DelinquentDoll13]

it really makes people mad when someone comes in and just wants to sell something... before you place a classified ad, try just hanging out. it makes people feel like your just after the money we don't have.....

~josie

[slazzen]

I think Ryan needs to put a ban on intro bashing even if the guy deserves it.It really sucks that intro bashing is more important than Tech posts

[Kevin Lee]

I think he should put a ban on people asking for bans and deletes and thread closures....and ban everyone who doesn't like the ban. And then go put on some Ban roll on antiperspirant.