Billetproof-Dude is dead. Long live KIRK!

[KIRK!]

I just realized I could get rid of my gay-ass HAMB name. While I still love Billetproof it's just easier to go by my real name, KIRK! Yes, I know it doesn't make ME any less gay.

BTW don't forget top send in your registration or do it online!

[Jojo]

All hail the KIRK!

[KIRK!]

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All hail the KIRK!

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I think you meant: Ah hell, KIRK!

[296 V8]

Id would have went with capton Kirk http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Unkl Ian]

I'm guessing "Captain Kirk" was taken. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[KIRK!]

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I'm guessing "Captain Kirk" was taken. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Nope. I go by KIRK!. Actually my business cards have always said:

Kirk Anthony Jones Esq.

That makes me a lawyer not a captain.

[slazzen]

ha ha that is funny

[HotRodHon]

Captain Kirk, BillittProof, I just want to know why he has a picture of Charles Nelson Riley for his avatar? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[redpunk]

RIP Billet Proof Dude.....

[KIRK!]

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Captain Kirk, BillittProof, I just want to know why he has a picture of Charles Nelson Riley for his avatar? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Craig? Is that you? What's up dude? How goes it? CNR ROCKS!!!! That's why. I do have o say that your avatar is just about my favorite so far. Where can I meet her?

[HotRodHon]

She lives in all our minds . . .

[daign]

Nanooo Nanooo. All Hail Kirk!

[nor cal nic]

let's start a car club... call it KIRK! then we could rumble with THEM!
nic

[=mike=]

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Nanooo Nanooo. All Hail Kirk!

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Nice nerd crossover there , Star Trek AND Mork from Ork , in one sentance . Hard to do , but when done correctly , a true stunner http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[40StudeDude]

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[ Actually my business cards have always said:

Kirk Anthony Jones Esq.

That makes me a lawyer not a captain.

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Sorry KIRK!, "Esquire" does not make you a lawyer..."Esquire" only means: "A member of the English gentry ranking only below a knight" and "a candidate for Knighthood serving as a shield bearer and attendant," and nothing more than "a title of courtesy, usually placed in its abbreviated form after a surname".

It has nothing to do with lawyering...nor in this day and age of knighthood or attendants...


R-

[KIRK!]

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[ Actually my business cards have always said:

Kirk Anthony Jones Esq.

That makes me a lawyer not a captain.

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Sorry KIRK!, "Esquire" does not make you a lawyer..."Esquire" only means: "A member of the English gentry ranking only below a knight" and "a candidate for Knighthood serving as a shield bearer and attendant," and nothing more than "a title of courtesy, usually placed in its abbreviated form after a surname".

It has nothing to do with lawyering...nor in this day and age of knighthood or attendants...


R-


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Actually I have had a couple of lawyers give me shit for at and that's the same definition I give them.

[40StudeDude]

If that's all they give you...and they can't back it up with a lawsuit, tell them to take a fly then...the term has been around for several hundred years...they have no rights on it.

Oh, BTW, congrats on dropping the "billet-proof dude"...I like KIRK! better...

R-

[hankcash]

I think that "62Buford" is available....

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HC

[Morrisman]

Kirk?
KIRK?
As in Captain?
Beam me up Scotty http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[40StudeDude]

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Captain Kirk, BillittProof, I just want to know why he has a picture of Charles Nelson Riley for his avatar?

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Is that who that is...I thot is was Star Trek's Captain Kirk in drag...

R-

[KIRK!]

CHARLES NELSON REILLY is the baddest ass mofo EVER!!!!

[RileyRacing]

Just watch Game Show Network... they rerun old "Match Game" shows from the 70's, and he was a staple on it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Jay

[KIRK!]

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Just watch Game Show Network... they rerun old "Match Game" shows from the 70's, and he was a staple on it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Jay

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Exactly! He's the KING baby!! He also fucked up all those fags on Lidsville! Not to mention numerous broadway shows.

[Missing Link]

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He also fucked up all those fags on Lidsville!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[purple]

<font color="purple"> I think I'll change my name to ERIC!, I mean how many Eric's are on the board anyway, maybe 30? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
I think having a kid has fucked up your head. I'll be there soon too, about 7 months or so. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
I guess you'll save the name BilletproofDude for the ranch you're gonna open in Nevada. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Germ will be a regular, and pay by being security. He'll make his spending cash by keeping the women supplied with the drug of choice. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Billetproof Dude Ranch, hmm....Cum one, Cum all... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif </font>

[yorgatron]

what do you guys think of changing my name to just YORG!(?)

[TexasHardcore]

KIRK! that damn shirt I bought off you from eBay was tiny! But it looks good stretched over my girls tatas!

JEREMY!

[RocketDaemon]

oh man your telling us your not a dude anymore ??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Kinky6]

Cool! Next, I'll change my name to just KINK!



heh-heh http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[burndup]

Wow, so you got a cease and desist letter? Cause "Billetproof" is now a registered trademark of "GoodGuys Home Electronics Distributing, LLC?"



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I already shortened my name...

[SanDiegoJoe]

great. now I won't be able to the original StarTrek "fight" music out of my head.

http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/studio/6546/Wavs/fightm.wav

[krupanut]

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CHARLES NELSON REILLY is the baddest ass mofo EVER!!!!

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I always thought "Charles MANSON Reilly", would be a killer name for a punk band.

[KIRK!]

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CHARLES NELSON REILLY is the baddest ass mofo EVER!!!!

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I always thought "Charles MANSON Reilly", would be a killer name for a punk band.

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Shit yeah!

[roadstar]

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Yes, I know it doesn't make ME any less gay.


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HAHAHA thats for sure

[KIRK!]

Hey Rudy, kick Race in the ass for me! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Rix2Six]

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KIRK! that damn shirt I bought off you from eBay was tiny! But it looks good stretched over my girls tatas!

JEREMY!

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You make a post like that and you don't include pics???

What's wrong with you man?? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Gruizer54]

hey Kirk! Maybe you should change your name to "The Originator". Word has it that it was you, not Robert Williams that started this whole hot rod revival thing.

[KIRK!]

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hey Kirk! Maybe you should change your name to "The Originator". Word has it that it was you, not Robert Williams that started this whole hot rod revival thing.

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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I also created boy bands, tattoos and the internet

[SanDiegoJoe]

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hey Kirk! Maybe you should change your name to "The Originator". Word has it that it was you, not Robert Williams that started this whole hot rod revival thing.

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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I also created boy bands, tattoos and the internet

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Screw the Originator, change your name to Al Gore.

[Brootal]

KIRK!???

So is that prounounced kirk exclamation mark, or do we just SHOUT when we EXCLAIM your name?

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[ESnacky6]

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Nice nerd crossover there , Star Trek AND Mork from Ork , in one sentance .
Hard to do , but when done correctly , a true stunner

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!!!!!!!!


(why can't we make the font bigger..????)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!!!!!!

that was fucking awesome =mike=....!!!! Thanks...


Later, Snacks....

[Steel Phoenix]

Well, at least it will still be easy to figure out who you are.

I tend to get more confused when people change their avatars. Especially when I'm still trying to figure out who's who.

[bigron]

the artist formally known as "BILLETPROOF DUDE"