intro for ol skool board

[stangzilla]

hey dudes whats up?cool
well i just found out about this site and l am stoked
i'm going to do an intro because some dude at the car show
said if i dont then i'm going to get slammed by the geek
patrol.
so here it goes i'm in a band
i work on all my own cars
i live in a trailer park right now
so i dont have much room
but i have a 72 mustang
it's painted fltblk and has red wheels
that way i can roll with the ol skool crowd
you know what i'm sayin
well i guess thats it
RAT RODS RULE

[oldchevyseller]

the geek patrol? , oh boy just wait till rashy sees http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif that!!!!!

[Levis Classic]

72 Mustang with flat black paint and red wheels - what do ya think fella is it "old skool" enough for you?

[FKNPOZER]

too funny http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[bradberry00]

i usually don't get involved in these intros because in my opinion everyone deserves to be a part of this board.......however, a flat black mustang with red wheels????

[zgears]

funny joke, now who is this? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[HAAS]

FAG!

[Tony]

Well if the 'dude at the show' told ya to do an intro because of the geek patrol, he must have told ya about posting picture's of your ride..

So, post a pic of that flat black mustang with red rims..

[Spike!]

I don't care who you are, thats some funny shit right there.

Spike

[SamIyam]

You've got to be kidding.

In a band.

'72 Mullet Stang flat black with red wheels.

Uses the terms RAT ROD and Old Skool.

I won't even go into where he lives...

This has GOT to be a joke.

Maybe someone like Boyd Coddington just signed on and he's fucking with us.

Sam.

[Spike!]

Even better! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[oldchevyseller]

or we are gonna hijack this intro, and you will never forget it , now i wanna see this car http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[The Anarkist]

Heeheehee!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[oldchevyseller]

it cant be boyd look at this statement
work on all my own cars

[The Anarkist]

[ QUOTE ]
it cant be boyd look at this statement
work on all my own cars

[/ QUOTE ]

Now THAT's even funnier!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[crewcutkid]

Yer kiddin me. A 72 stang. "Geek Patrol". Ahem. Whoever posted this, bad taste! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
-Crew

[crow]

[crow]

aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w....

[Anderson]

[ QUOTE ]
I won't even go into where he lives...


[/ QUOTE ]

now what's THAT supposed to mean???

[stangzilla]

man you fellas sure do know how to make
a guy feel at home.
i'm going to tell all my
friends about this place.
we got all kinds of hot rods
one guy even has a z28 w/a big olcam
and he runs the juice.

[fab32]

How long is it going to take before we learn that this is just a joke? Soon I hope.

Frank

[46stude]

TECH WEEK SOOOOOON!! PLEASE................. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Upchuck]

your 72 is flatblack and no flames? frig sakes thats not old school thats way cool! thumbs up amigo lets see some pictures of that super machine! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

you didn't finish your intro, how old are you, what do you do for a living, got any pictures of your girlfriend? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

this is some funny stuff! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Fat Hack]

He must be HARD CORE...drove his Rat Rod Mustang all the way up to Sunnyhappyville...

...snapped a picture cuz it was so...ummm...cool! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[slammed]

Nice pic Hack! It's (drool) a Notch back too! Wait, is that....an Opera window?.....yes it IS! Up-town stylin', we be profilin', crushed red velvet and a chandelier.

[stangzilla]

here is a pic of my rod
dont hate me because i'm so cool

[swazzie]

taintmangler!

[stangzilla]

well that didnt work hold dudes

[stangzilla]

here you go dudes

[stangzilla]

whats up now ?
thats before i fixed it up
pretty sweet huh

[Anderson]

far out. what are you gonna build next? a capri?

[Ayers Garage]

Hey, this is funny and all, but couldn't you have put Michigan in your location or something?

That Texas hits too close to home.

[stangzilla]

capris are cool man if i had room in my park i would but
the manager already towed my other projects
79 dodge van
87 chevy camaro
you know the usual projects

[Dat Dirty Rat]

If you have a house that is mobile and a car that is not,,,you might be stangzilla!

I bet you cant even spin yur tires in the mud partner!

A z28 is not a 'hot rod' dickhead...ok-kool!

How many w's are in a pack of M&M's??

[stangzilla]

a bunch have you ever figured out why?
btw i gets rubber in all four gears
whats up now

[Elrusto]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm..........patina! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Anderson]

Ah whatever dude. I thought you were cool, but no where in your list of former cars was a '74 Nova. You might as well hop in a wheelchair and roll yourself across the finish line without anything as cool as a '74 Nova.

[Dat Dirty Rat]

[ QUOTE ]
a bunch have you ever figured out why?
btw i gets rubber in all four gears
whats up now

[/ QUOTE ]

Sure you do,,,Prolly cuz yur still hitched to yur trailor partner!
Redneck dyno testing!

[Upchuck]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
a bunch have you ever figured out why?
btw i gets rubber in all four gears
whats up now

[/ QUOTE ]

Sure you do,,,Prolly cuz yur still hitched to yur trailor partner!
Redneck dyno testing!



[/ QUOTE ]

I just about spit a mouthful of jube jubes out on that one!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Stevie G]

[ QUOTE ]
a bunch have you ever figured out why?
btw i gets rubber in all four gears
whats up now

[/ QUOTE ]
Well, you'll be gettin some rubber pretty quick......that is, if they use a condom when they........

[PonchoRunner]

Hey why Michigan? What did we every do to Texas? He should have put somewhere like Kentucky!!!

[El Caballo]

That begs the question why his dad did'nt latex his lovemuscle. Clearly you don't get it, go away, come back when you do.

[thatredcaroutside]

I found a picture of your place at the trailer park.

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/new-mexico.JPG

When I go back to Austin I want to play guitar with you guys at TROPHY'S.

Your secret for the HAMB drags is out now too
http://zgeek.com/trailerparkpage/bigcar.jpg

[Anderson]

You just KNOW he hacked up a good caddy to steal those fins.

I think he's really from FLORIDA!!!!

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Stevie G]

So, how long are we going to let this go before you confess your real identity?

[PonchoRunner]

I like the trailering hitch on the back as well. Is that so if he gets kicked out of this trailer park he will be able to easily move everything (even the house) to the park down the street???

[Mojo]

I live in a trailer park and I have a mustang, fo rer yall. I'm a running joke now... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[stangzilla]

man i'm just a red blooded american dude
whats wrong with what i drive
or where i live i love rods
just like all of you
i know how much you guys love rods
ROCK ON

[Germ]

if you were FUNNY I would SWALLOW your CUM....
even though your dick is smaller then a tube of lipstick......

[PonchoRunner]

Just remember; "it's not the size of the lipstick tube that matters, it's how you use it."

[DIRTYT]

ok this has to be fathack playing a joke lol

[Elrusto]

I think its Merc50.

[Fat Hack]

[ QUOTE ]
I think its Merc50.

[/ QUOTE ]

AGAIN!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(It Ain't ME!!!) http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Germ]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I think its Merc50.

[/ QUOTE ]

AGAIN!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(It Ain't ME!!!) http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif




[/ QUOTE ]

It would be insulting to even think this was you,
Your wit far exceeds rubbing your dick in the PLAY-doh of creative writing,, I think it's someone who thinks JOHN KERRY"S wife, WITH her WHOREHOUSE ACCENT would actually use TOILET PAPER after she takes a shit in the WHITEHOUSE........................................ WOAH man, they might end up installing one of those ASS JETS to DE-DANGLE the DOODLE BERRIES hanging out of her ASS...................
kinda like in the EUROPE TRAIN STATIONS,
that become GHETTOS once a KID writes his STREET NAME in MAGIC MARKER..................She needs one of them ASS JETS so she can wash her PEACE TUNNEL and her HAIRY BACK at the same time,,,,,,,,,,,
I wonder if she can SING OPERA?

I bet DR J wants to see her NAKED....

I have to go pick PRUNES,
cause I have a better DAY, when the POOP TANK, smells like BUNG LEATHER

GERM

[JamesG]

Redneck Dyno Days! (http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB1&Number=472732&Forum=A ll_Forums&Words=redneck&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Sear chpage=0&Limit=25&Old=3months&Main=470093&Search=t rue#Post472732)

[oldchevyseller]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Elrusto]

Is that Anne Franks diary? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[oldchevyseller]

yes

[4t64rd]

Don't you go to hell for making fun of Anne Frank?
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

This can't possibly be real... the dairy and Stangzilla

[BELLM]

Somebody come help me get up off the floor! The babe with the glasses & nose is the funniest thing I have ever seen!! Laughing my ass off!

[oldchevyseller]

i just pass em on , im gonna be in hell long before ifound that, i joined HAMB http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Crestliner]

I think Butts doing it again.

[Anderson]

[ QUOTE ]
I think its Merc50.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nah, he's not that 'clever'

[Byron Crump]

It is not me...this is too low key for me. Im more over the top goofy than this.

Geez, you guys have already forgotten the RATRODROCKER?

http://www.cliftongarage.com/ratrodrocker/rocker1.htm




Sorry, but you guys missed the mark on guessing me.

Only thing I can say is immitation is the greatest form or flattery or something like that...I was pulling stuff like this off long ago http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif!

[oldchevyseller]

we are still waiting for your next one ,where rat rodder is challenged by the one and only, OLD SKOOLHAMBSTERhttp://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Sam F.]

[ QUOTE ]
I think Butts doing it again.

[/ QUOTE ]
nope,i woulda at least tried a lil harder than that http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

besides,.i havent even been drinking today!

[Bakteria]

I WILL RULE YOU

http://www.cliftongarage.com/ratrodrocker/mysteryrocker.jpg

[Deyomatic]

[ QUOTE ]
Don't you go to hell for making fun of Anne Frank?
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, sir, I believe you do.

[thatredcaroutside]

Shouldn't that be Tim Harris' Diary

[Byron Crump]

[ QUOTE ]
we are still waiting for your next one

[/ QUOTE ]

You done messed up now...kind of like giving an invite to a vampire and letting him in. I am going to take that as a request that somebody wants the RATRODROCKER to return.

You have only yourself to blame...I am goober enuff to have one ready to go.

[Byron Crump]

Hey you hep kats and kittens, it’s time for the first edition of the RatRodRockers Greaseriffic HAMBzine “HOPPED UP OLD SKOOL GARAGE RAG DELUX.”
From time to time you can count on me to review what’s happening (hey Rerun!) and who’s happening.

[Byron Crump]

This is my good pal Homeless…I mean Honest. He will be helping me out from time to time…the ED to my big Johnny. Hey, watch that finger buddy!

[Byron Crump]

For the first edition we get a car close up…the HAMB’s own FAT BACK…I mean FLAT BLACK…oh, wait…gotta use the “kool” way of doing it…Flt Blk and his KNIGT RIDER A…

[Byron Crump]

Starting with the mill, you can see this car is loaded with tude from a stude…289 to be exact. Our boy has mated (and that is the only thing that mates around his casa) a caddy intake to this hot mill and did the mad fab (can I say mad fab or has Piero got that copywrited? Remember, that DVD is available right off the web…now give me my five bucks for the plug fool) thing to create this nice little air cleaner…

[Byron Crump]

As we get closer to the mill we find...pink? What the hell, it’s like a Studio 54 or something here, all you need is a silver disco ball and a dang phallic symbol and…

Hmmm, moving right along.

[46stude]

Oh crap, according to Sam's new signature line, when he sees that truck he's gonna hurl! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Byron Crump]

Lets slide on under here and see some nice work on the underside of this bad boy. Man, it’s dark…gives me the creepers! (rim shot!)

[Byron Crump]

Damn, I thought Ed Roth died. What, is this like one of them stories you hear about the Japanese soldier that don’t know the war is over and the poor guy has been stuck under here? Oh, that’s just K&R, been sniffing too much of that model glue again.

[Byron Crump]

As you can see the boy is in a car club like all good rat rodders…seems to be some kind of generic one. You know, “hey, it’s one of THEM! I like THEM! THEM! build neat cars.” You kats get the picture. Look for a franchise coming to your town soon!

[46stude]

[ QUOTE ]
You've got to be kidding.

In a band.

'72 Mullet Stang flat black with red wheels.

Uses the terms RAT ROD and Old Skool.

I won't even go into where he lives...

This has GOT to be a joke.

Maybe someone like Boyd Coddington just signed on and he's fucking with us.

Sam.

--------------------
If I see one more car painted flat black with red rims and wide whites... I'm gonna puke.


[/ QUOTE ]

[Byron Crump]

The interior is tiptop baby, got the blanket, got the killer wheel. Dripping in trad old school trad. “I’m gonna be a wheel someday, I’m gonna be somebody.”

[Byron Crump]

Well, that is a wrap crew…I got something to do as you can see. BTW, the head HAMBMASTER still won’t unfreeze my account so I gotta use Jerk50’s. See ya next time and keep it RATTASTIC!

[Anderson]

you're a tard.

[flt-blk]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh crap, according to Sam's new signature line, when he sees that truck he's gonna hurl! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

46Stude,
what the fuck is that supposed to mean. I happen to be proud of the truck I built!
TZ

[46stude]

I think your truck is perfect, dude. Scroll down & see my next post to see "what the fuck it means". http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rocky]

Hey man.........welcome to the HAMB and ROCK ON! You sound like a cool dude to me. Maybe we could meet to drink Pabst or Mountain dew and JAM OUT! I play the harmonica....do some mean polka songs too. Your Mustang is awesome to the MAX! I have a real cool car too. My dad gave it to me after he lost his license for non payment of our child support. He said to drive it real careful because it's real fast and powerful. It's a real 78 Trans am with a 567 or something in it. I think it's a V/8. He put the fuzzy dice [they're kinda pink] in it and added the aluminum mud flaps and the wheels are called "snowflakes"! That's a funny name! The girls like it but my boy-friends like it too. Oops! I didn't mean boyfriends! lol.. I mean friends that are boys like me.....GOD! now I'm all flustered and red...GOD!

[Byron Crump]

I keep hearing "1, 2, 3 lockbox" when I look at that pic of the TA man...rock on!

[haring]

Welcome!

http://www.angelfire.com/ga2/kittenkaboodle2/images/wishing09.gif

[slazzen]

bullshit this crap gets 5 pages???? a reasonable tech post?????? blows without a reply on a regular basis what has happened to the HAMB ??? I think we need more $5 stickers to support this bandwith

[Anderson]

yeah yeah, we know.

[SamIyam]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh crap, according to Sam's new signature line, when he sees that truck he's gonna hurl! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

flt-blk is a cool dude and his truck kicks ass.

You, my friend, have a bone to pick... but I ain't biting.

Besides, it was that cool ass nerf bar off the back of his truck that almost took a core sample out of my head down in MoKan last summer... I still feel bad that I broke his nerf bar. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif The rush of me seeing my life flash before my eyes was awesome though.

Anyway, I own a flat black car... but the color suits the car.

Most flat black cars... well, it's the other way around.

It'd take me five pages to explain myself... so, in short, I'm doing my own little part in the hot rod world to try and encourage people to paint there cars different colors.

'cause RAT ROD shows are starting to get boring...

Sam.
p.s. No slant on Texas... cause a lot of cool-ass cars are being built there by cool guys... it's the trailer park comment that made me think for sure this has to be a joke. Not that there is ANYTHING wrong with it... but when you add it all up it sounds too convincing.

[Byron Crump]

Hmmm, I don't remember Tyler telling me how that bar got broken...now I am going to have to ask.

[Kojack]

*LOL* That's hilarious.

[46stude]

[ QUOTE ]
You, my friend, have a bone to pick... but I ain't biting.

[/ QUOTE ]

No bones here, Sam. This thread is a joke, so I figured pointing out your sig after Merc's post of flt-blk's truck would be amusing. Apparently flt-blk didn't think so.

[SamIyam]

[ QUOTE ]
Hmmm, I don't remember Tyler telling me how that bar got broken...now I am going to have to ask.

[/ QUOTE ]

Here's the REAL story. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

We were at the HAMB Drags running the BFD last year... and needed a tow back to the pits. flt-blk was generous enough to tow us back... I thought "that's cool, an old hot rod truck doing the towing duties!"

We were being towed back... and all the sudden the front wheels started wobblin' because we hit a bump too fast... I tapped the brakes, and he didn't feel me tuggin'... so I gave the braked a bigger hit... and then another, weels wobblin'... and then I hit them hard to try and stop us... BAM!!!! the nerf broke and it rocketed straight towards me! I ducked and the END of that tube hit the cage with a big BANG and then laneded about 25 feet behind the car!! So you KNOW it had some velocity!!

The cage ended up with a big gash in it... and Tyler ended up with a busted bar.

I felt bad that I broke his bar more than anything...



And there's still people on here that have nothing better to do than to take my signature seriously... it's there to make you think... not there to make you react.

I was talking to this guy named Pat on the phone the other day... he's a writer... anyway, he said he used to have a sign that he'd have to look at every day before he started work that read "Never under estimate the stupidity of your readers"...

And I had always thought he just wrote that way because he wanted us to relate to him. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sam.

[46stude]

[ QUOTE ]
And there's still people on here that have nothing better to do than to take my signature seriously...

[/ QUOTE ]

I didn't, & I didn't think flt-blk did, either. Just a misunderstood joke I made on a pointless thread. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[SamIyam]

No problem.

Just spread the word that there's more colors to the RAINBOW... ooooooo, that didn't come out right from this Californian. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Sam.

[slammed]

"Never under estimate the stupidity of your readers" [ QUOTE ]


[/ QUOTE ]

[MattStrube]

Can someone delete this thread, you have all these assholes like SamIyam and his arrogant attidude, against flt-black, thinking he's the bomb diggedy and that his shit don't stink. And this thread has absolutely nothing to do with traditional rods or anything. We should kick Sam off this message board, all he does is talk down to others. Is he a team player????? I don't think so. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif But seriously, this post should be removed.

[Jester]

[CTFuzz]

Can I be on Sam's team????????????????

[flt-blk]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You, my friend, have a bone to pick... but
I ain't biting.

[/ QUOTE ]

No bones here, Sam. This thread is a joke, so I figured
pointing out your sig after Merc's post of flt-blk's truck
would be amusing. Apparently flt-blk didn't think so.

[/ QUOTE ]

The difference is I know Sam and what his sig line means, I don't know you.
Maybe I took it out of context?

I'm all for color on a car, but I have been in this hobby
for a long time and will always be, tha fact that my car is
Black and red does not stem from being a poser but from
what I thought looked good at the time.

PS. there must be a way we can blame Terry for the whole nerf bar breaking event. I will add a tow hook under the car if I can tow the BFD again this year. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
TZ

[stangzilla]

whats wrong dudes
that guy at the show told me
to do an intro and now you
are mad at each other
not cool
i'm old skool to the bone
my stang is cool i know this
you know this too
at the next big show i'll buy
some natty ice we can all roll on life's
hiway if you can hang with the stang
peace brother

[2lowdelivery]

kewl!
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
2low-

[Nads]

I just wasted ten minutes of my life reading this.
I'm the fool, good one stangzilla, you got me there.

[hankcash]

kirkzilla-

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

HC

[46stude]

[ QUOTE ]
The difference is I know Sam and what his sig line means, I don't know you.


[/ QUOTE ]

Well, I'll be at the Roundup next year, so we'll remedy that problem if yer goin'. Do ya drink Shiner? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

You too, Sam! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Ahhhh, feel the HAMB love.......... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[2tall2beahotrodder]

Im just going to hi- jack this post some more...

[2tall2beahotrodder]

....

[SamIyam]

[ QUOTE ]
Can someone delete this thread, you have all these assholes like SamIyam and his arrogant attidude, against flt-black, thinking he's the bomb diggedy and that his shit don't stink. And this thread has absolutely nothing to do with traditional rods or anything. We should kick Sam off this message board, all he does is talk down to others. Is he a team player????? I don't think so. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif But seriously, this post should be removed.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey ass hole... you want to fight about it?

I'll put you in a headlock and give you a dutch rub until you say "uncle"!!

Like I did to you when you were ten.

And for the record... my shit does stink. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sam.
p.s. urkillinmesmalls is on Vicoden at the moment... so please excuse him.

[FKNPOZER]

at least he knows the diff between to,two and too
which is more than I can say about alot of others on here.

hence,good grammar and syntax.you're in dude http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[SamIyam]

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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1091452297Jester">


all in favor of sam being kicked off
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />no way he's way too greaserlicious
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />I don't give two sh*ts or a f*#$
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />I'd like to see more post hijacked
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />oops I'm sorry I thought I was on the VonDutch ware appreciation site
<input type="radio" name="option" value="5" />I wish I had a beer
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>



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....um, you forgot to include a bullit that said "kick sam off". http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Sam.

[Jester]

No I didn't......its hidden in there somewhere I promise http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif oh wait I did didn't I. Well "I wish I had a beer" anyway. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Anderson]

I can't believe some of the shit that we get our panties in a wad over. bad grammar? are you serious?

[Mike]

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I can't believe some of the shit that we get our panties in a wad over. bad grammar? are you serious?

[/ QUOTE ]

I used to visit my Grammar in Petaluma.

[CURIOUS RASH]

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I can't believe some of the shit that we get our panties in a wad over. bad grammar? are you serious?

[/ QUOTE ]

I used to visit my Grammar in Petaluma.

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[46stude]

Rash- you need to get a fund going &amp; have that put on a bill board on a major raodway in Tulsa. "Manson's innocent in our town!" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Byron Crump]

Hey wee little Timmy Harris, guess who is gassed up and ready to come to the Gateway to Hell baby!

Timmy buddy, you are a dirty carb and the RATRODROCKER is B-12...LOOK OUT!

[Evel]

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I just wasted ten minutes of my life reading this.
I'm the fool, good one stangzilla, you got me there.

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ME TO!!!

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg

[Byron Crump]

Evel, your just mad because you owe me five bucks for the promotion http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[stangzilla]

you dudes are somthing else
i cant wait till the next hot rod party http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Jester]

poll results are in and looks like sam my have dodged the bullet......I think http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

all in favor of sam being kicked off (Total Votes: 45)
no way he's way too greaserlicious
3 06%

I don't give two sh*ts or a f*#$
5 11%

I'd like to see more post hijacked
11 24%

oops I'm sorry I thought I was on the VonDutch ware appreciation site
6 13%

I wish I had a beer
20 44%

[46stude]

Whew, that was close. He's way too greaserlicious to run off from here! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[MercMan1951]

Since we're way off topic now, and apparently into just posting pics, here's a doozie I'd like to add:

[stangzilla]

dude
dude
how in the hell did you get that pic of me and my old lady
dude
dude
that's kinda freakin me out
where is the camera?

[Useless]

Here ya go all, I say ya on the way back from paso this year.

[nor cal nic]

this thread rules... i want to meet stangzilla and talk shop and hot rod history...
nic

[4t64rd]

Shouldn't you hide the anal lube when you wife is in the house?

[46stude]

Hey guys- focus! This is tech week- this post needs to drop at least 'til Wed ot Thurs. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Zeke]

found a pict of Stankzilli. Had to look hard in the oLd sKool yearbook but there it was. Back before he got his roatrodderriffic Moussetang.

http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/truckPhil-Beaumont.jpg