Not so smart thief Finally gets into my car!

[50 Ford]

Monday night I went out with some friends to a Koffin Kats show in Ft Worth, came home about 1:30 am, had to get up at 6:00 for work.
Went outside and noticed that my window was half way down, I had a few beers the night before so I figured maybe I left it down, but I was pretty sure I didn't. Also noticed that my door was not shut all the way, then looked at what I thought might be some kinda baby powder from the pool table or something. Realizing that it was shattered glass I start getting pissed!
I live in a fairly nice neighborhood, where I have left my windows all the way down and keys swinging in the ignition lots of times.

So anyway must have been some kinda genius!
Check out how they tried to get in!

[50 Ford]

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[50 Ford]

They tried to PRY the window out of the channel back by the door lock! I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING DOOR HANDLES! The goddamn wing window doesn't have a lock on it at all! When they realize that they weren't going to get the safety glass to bend out of the way, they try to pry on the wing window cracking it too! They bent the hell out of my stainless trim, wasn't in that good of shape any way but still.
Then I guess they started pulling up on my window crank thinking that it was the door handle and broke my ivory knob off.

[50 Ford]

Then they Finally get in the car. The only thing I have of any value is a $180 cd/mp3 player.
After trying to PRY it out of the dash, fucking the radio and my dash all up, THEY GIVE UP! Not taking anything!

So I call the coppers and they come take a report saying that 4 other cars in the neighborhood got the same kind of armature treatment, breaking more then they took!
Fucking dummies!

[chromedRAT]

brilliance, man, brilliance. my dad's business partner has one of those caddie escalade EXT truck things, right? well, his sculpture studio/gallery is downtown, kinda not so nice neighborhood unless ya like crack and crack hos. well, some REAL gone in 60 seconds types hit his truck...

the tried to get in by prying the doors open with a pry bar. brilliance.

sorry about your car man, fucking sucks.

[littledeucecoupe427]

I hope you catch the bastards. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[DrJ]

Cut their muthafucking hands off...Then see if they steal again! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[seymour]

fucking theives... it'll catch up to them soon

[OutLaw]

Sorry to hear of your misfortune. You didn't need that rado anyway http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[SKR8PN]

FUCK THIEVES........
Wonder if they could have done any MORE damage?
Fucking IDIOTS.........
THAT,is why animals in the wild,eat their YOUNG.

[seymour]

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THAT,is why animals in the wild,eat their YOUNG.

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[flt-blk]

I hope for their sake you don't catch them. I hope for your sake you don't get in trouble for what you will do to them.

Did I tell you about the roman candle and burn marks inside my Ranchero when I had it in the driveway.... Bastards.
TZ

[hankcash]

Fuck those guys!
The will get thiers someday!
I assure you...
So are you on the hunt for new glass?
Dash?
let me know what you need and I will search....
sorry brother!
HC

[burndup]

Doin all that destruction and you didnt HEAR the mutherfucker?

[50 Ford]

They picked a really bad time to do this too, I just watched American History X the other day,(makes me wish I would have caught them in the act)(bite the curb motherfucker!) and I get off probation next month! If I do catch them I will have to keep them hostage or hide their bodies for at least a month!

I think this is going to speed up the chop. I was going to chop it this winter but I don't want to buy glass twice so maybe in a couple weeks I'll start cutting. I think Bass has a dash too. Thanks Jeff, if I think of any thing else I'll let you know.

[ChuckleHead_Al]

Yeah, sorry to hear that shit homie, glad they didn't take your ride and really piss ya off.. Faggots will get theirs sonner or later..

[67Imp.Wagon]

Obviously they must be new in town and had not heard of the Kirk Brothers, also running around with that bad influence the Masher all assoiciated with some underground organization called the Blacktop Brawlers. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Sorry about the car. It always sucks just because of the hassel you have to go through just to replace it.My old truck got broke into 3 times all on the same window and nothing was ever taken. I was about to just leave that window out and just do without.

[hotrod54chevy]

did your radio have a removeable face plate or did they just knock that off tryin to get the radio out?
Creepy

[Chopped50Ford]

catch them and burn thier hands over hot coals...damn son's of bitches.

[I go pogo]

It sounds like a local kid. At least you are doing some thing positive. sorry! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif pogo

[HotRod60F100]

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It sounds like a local kid. At least you are doing some thing positive. sorry! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif pogo

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I wouldn't doubt it either man,lil fuckin prick kiddie whos been listenin to waay too much Jay Z or some 'wicky wicky wicky kill whitey'rap shit armed with his 'whit'and his cocked sideways ball cap and his pants half way down his ass he decided to mufuckin roll up on yo set and fuck up your car trying to rob the radio and shit.if it is indeed the type i described no juvy hall for him,send his ass straight to pound me in the ass jail!!

[RocketDaemon]

that sux man!

if you need a new dash why not in the stir of all this maybe add a custom dash? early olds or something ?

[56olds-ERDY]

you guys got it all wrong with theives.when you find them you dont just chop there hands off.you take them downstairs in the basement,strap there arms in,and slice there fingers off slow like.seriously though i know what its like to find your car with a busted out window.
eric

[willowbilly3]

No doubt it is local kids, not just one. I'd have to hurt the little punks if I found em. But all in all they could have screwed your car up so much worse.
I never did much worse than siphon gas when I was a kid but my big brother did all kinds of shit like that and dumber. Kinda glad nobody plugged him, he turned out ok after he got growed up. Funny thing is he was an outlaw punk in hicksville South Dakota but got his shit straightened out living with my aunt and uncle in a seedy part of L.A.

[Fatstang]

That really sucks. The scum bags hit our street about 6 months ago. Real mental giants. They got into my son's pickup and set his radar detector on the hood of the truck. I guess his partner must of set off the car alarm when he was breaking into the neighbors pickup. My son got lucky as I guess they both got scared when the alarm went off and they ran for the woods. My son couldn't figure out what his detector was doing on the hood in the morning till he saw the back glass bashed out of the neighbors truck. Once...just once I'll like to catch them in the act. I'd like them to, "Say hello to my little friend"

[rusty210]

My car was broken into in my driveway when I was in high school. They pryed the locks out of both doors and the trunk, and the doors weren't even locked. They got my gym clothes and my English book. Helluva score.

[Petejoe]

I hate thieves. Especially when they damage shit to get to what they're after. Idiots!!
Sometimes I wonder if its not better to leave everything open so they can simply open the door to tear hell out of the dash. Probably kids after something to sell to pay for their drug habit. I say, cut their fuckin hands off!

[Dirty2]

Sorry to hear that I have a late model dodge truck they broke into it just to steal the diaper bag http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif I guess there not potty trained !!!!

[Action Girl]

Here's one for ya...

I used to go clubbing in bad neighborhoods back when I was in college. We went to this place in SE Washington DC one night and parked the car on the street outside the club. I had an overnight bag with me because I was staying with friends. My car at the time was a 1981 toyota celica hatchback and since there is no place to put something out of sight because of the hatchback, I thought the best thing I could do was lay everything in the bag out flat so any potential thieves would see there was nothing of value in the car.

Once I had everything laid out (victorias secret bra & matching panties, shorts, shirt, and misc. make-up, I locked up the car and left. When I came back out, my side window was bashed out. Funny thing is that the thieves took only my bra, my panties, and a tube of red lipstick. I'm convinced that a transvestite hooker did it.

In any event, sorry to hear about the crappy break-in. People suck.

Stacey

[Spitfire1776]

Seriously, do some asking around. "Pros" like that should be damn easy to catch. First thing they probably did is represent how they broke into a coupla cars and got all kinds a loot. (Cause they ain't gonna admit they got nothin'). Ask some local kids. Even if it wasn't kids that did it, they're the best grapevine. Adukts like to brag to kids to shine themselves up.

Sorry to hear it man. Get the fucks.

[Spitfire1776]

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Here's one for ya...

I used to go clubbing in bad neighborhoods back when I was in college. We went to this place in SE Washington DC one night and parked the car on the street outside the club. I had an overnight bag with me because I was staying with friends. My car at the time was a 1981 toyota celica hatchback and since there is no place to put something out of sight because of the hatchback, I thought the best thing I could do was lay everything in the bag out flat so any potential thieves would see there was nothing of value in the car.

Once I had everything laid out (victorias secret bra & matching panties, shorts, shirt, and misc. make-up, I locked up the car and left. When I came back out, my side window was bashed out. Funny thing is that the thieves took only my bra, my panties, and a tube of red lipstick. I'm convinced that a transvestite hooker did it.

In any event, sorry to hear about the crappy break-in. People suck.

Stacey



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[Morrisman]

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you guys got it all wrong with theives.when you find them you dont just chop there hands off.you take them downstairs in the basement,strap there arms in,and slice there fingers off slow like.seriously though i know what its like to find your car with a busted out window.
eric

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I saw a video clip of Saudi Arabian justice. Thief gets one hand and one foot cut off!!! Not CHOPPED off, but sliced off carefully with a big knife, and no anaesthetic, then they put a plastic bag over his two stumps and MARCH that fucker away to JAIL. Way to go, the rag heads got something right! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[hudson_hawk]

damn, sorry to hear that. fucking idiots, maybe you can catch them.

[BoomBoom]

Damn! That sucks K! Some people just dont understand the rules about a mans woman and car! OT... I picked up some more of those "Red Devil Slap Masters" if you need strings.

[seymour]

50Ford - If I can get my 49 out of the weather this weekend, you can come grab my window out of mine.

[47lincsled]

It's probably best that you didn't catch them,A friend of mine did killed one crippled the other,(they were both armed,knife and club) he's now supporting the crippled one because he didn't warn them he had a black belt. Where is the justice in this country? Still the best though.

[CheaterChris]

my cd player was stolen out of my shoebox after the Road Rockets show in Indy this year at the hotel. Cant people just leave shit alone.

[Tony]

I work at a old style service station, 2 gas pumps, 3 bays etc..
anyway, i used to drive my 33 pick up just about everyday to work. I parked it right outside of the third bay, pretty much in sight.

I used to keep my cel phone, portable cd player, and a bunch of cd's (my good one's) under the passenger floor mat (a piece of carpet)..
One day I drove the truck to lunch, so when i got back i made sure everything was outta site..or so i thought.

Sometime between 1:00 and 4:30 when i leave, someone grabbed ALL my shit right out from under my nose!
I was soooo pissed!!
I was more upset that they took it with me probably 25 feet from it, in broad daylight!
That took BALLS!
Had i seen the F@*K lift my stuff, i know i woulda lost it..I now feel lucky i didn't..i probably would have ended up in jail for a few days, and had a lot more expense paying for lawyers fee's than replacing my stuff.

It's not the best neighborhood anymore..so i'm a little more aware now..and now i don't like even bringing it there..not being able to drive your rod because of 'people' isn't cool at all.
It all sucks man, it's never a good feeling to get ripped off, or have your stuff messed up by a thief.

He'll get his, one way or another it'll happen..

Your handling it wayyyyy better than i would for sure!!!!

Rat....

[SnoDawg]

I think use a 40 oz ball peen on both hands would be appropiate. Let the Bastard Try and wipe his ass with no hands for a while.

[50 Ford]

I heard today that they caught someone trying to write a check that was stolen out of one of the other cars, even tried to use the ladies ID to prove that it was her.
My first thought was that it was some kids, being that it was someone with very little knowledge on how windows work.
I have befriended some of the local kids and they all know not to mess with my shit, they even told me they would keep a look out for the bastards, they said I might wake up one morning and find the thiefs hog tied in my yard http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

The face comes off the radio. It was in my neighbors yard.

Thanks for the offer for the glass but my garage is kinda full right now. I might try and move some shit around and just put my car in there for a while.

keven

[du$ty]

three facts....1.they will get theres.
2.now its time to choppy.
3.
50ford is one sexy mutha. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[redmeat]

<font color="red"> DUDE YOU THINK THATS BAD?........dumb fucking theives that stole my steroe for the Galaxie...cut my top to get in..funny thing is I never lock the doors(convertable duh!).......bent my seat.......fucked the carpet....but took the time to take all the screws out and take the custom mounting brackets ......FUCKERS

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[Crosley]

A co-worker on mine fixed up a car for his daughter to use for college when she traveled to washington state....

2 days before she was to leave some assholes broke into the car, trashed the dash and steering column

[mybeatupford]

on thursday i got in my truck to go get my lake pipes hooked up and when i pulled into the 7-11 i looked out the window and noticed something was missin. them lil basturds stole my brass knuckles off the front of my hood. they did it sneaky too cause i didn't even hear it.and i actully kinda live in a decent quiet neighborhood. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif but now i gotta buy another set or just paint some on there instead

[hillbilly]

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you guys got it all wrong with theives.when you find them you dont just chop there hands off.you take them downstairs in the basement,strap there arms in,and slice there fingers off slow like.seriously though i know what its like to find your car with a busted out window.
eric

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I kinda like the method that uses piano wire and an old hand powered drill...put the wire around the knuckles, insert both ends into the drill and turn slowly...if they try to close their eyes, pin their eyelids open with safety pins...

but, ya go to JAIL for things I would like to do to criminals...(sigh) at what point did the "singularity" take place, the point at which THEY were granted more rights than their victims?

[rev616]

ahh man that sucks..thos eguys are stupid.its not that hard to take a radio out...when i was about 17,someone stole just the faceplat off the alpine stereo i got for my 16th birthday..i was so pissed,i loved that stereo so much.then a couple years later,someone stole my deck minus the face plate.i had about 200 cd's under my seat that were untouched.i still have the face plate somewhere.i should check on ebay and see if they got any of those old alpines.

a couple years after i got my faceplate stolen and had just gotten a new one.someone broke into my car when i took a trip down to auburn indiana.some friends and i went into ft wayne to see a show,and someone stole all my cd's and my skateboard..they did however leave the records i bought..that was such a horrible ride back home.2 hours back to michigan with only the cd left in my stereo,and it was a short one.i hated that cd until a few months ago

[scotth]

Ya, it sucks that that happened.

In this day and age, you really have to be careful. The damned lawyers are so worried about the thieves' rights, you will get screwed. My roomate for a while was a big old tough 6'2" bull-riding hillbilly dude, and one night he came out of 6th street here in Austin (by himself) to find two guys trying to break into his truck. One was in the bed trying to get into the slider window and one was trying a slim-jim on the driver's side. He didn't say a word, he eased up on em and just levelled the guy trying the door and jumped on top of him to teach him some manners.

Well, the other guy jumped down to help his buddy and grabbed a 2x4 on the way out of my friend's bed. He clubbed my buddy several times on his back and head. My buddy got up and ran around the back of his truck to get away from the guy and reached into the bed for something to defend himself with. He picked up one of those green/gray metal fence posts deals and as the dude came around the back after him, my buddy popped him in the side of the head with it, kocking him down.

My friend jumped in his truck, drove a few blocks up the street, stopped, called the cops and then took himself to the hospital (he had a concussion and got a few stitches.) Turns out he ended up fracturing the guy's skull and putting this man's eye out. The cops came and interviewed him and let him go. The guy got home and was really shaken up and felt terrible for hurting the guy that badly, etc.

Here's where the story gets bad... Two days later, some cops knock on the door. They are arresting him for a HATE CRIME. During the course of the altercation, this guy apparently used a racially derogatory term... He got 6 months in jail!!!

He appealed it, but his case had really bad timing as they were trying to get hate crime laws tightened up here, so the courts kept putting off his appeal hearing. He finally got his appeal and they overturned the ruling, wiped his record clean, apologized, etc., but that was after he had served like 170 days of his 180 day sentence!!

He said the guys showed up in court wearing hockey jersies and bandanas and were shooting him the bird and stuff in the courtroom and he still got convicted. Talk about bad timing/politics!!

[sodbuster]

Man, sorry to hear that your car was broke into.

Two story's.

First: A buddy of mine where I grew up (small town) has a barrel with gas in it behind his shop and someone kept stealing the gas every week and he could not catch them. So after a couple of times trying to catch them, he put 5 gallons in the tank with a couple of bags of sugar. And low and behold someone stole it again, but the next day he heard that a new "kid" that had moved into town recently, his car had broke down and he was having engine troubles. So my buddy offered to help him out on fixing it, he told him that he was OK.

Second: I had a mountain bike from the early 80's that weighed tons and it was mainly a bar cruiser. Well the tires were flat/rims out of wack and bent/ sprockets did not match up to the chain and no brakes. Well I had it Ulocked to a tree and went to work one morning and the lock was busted and the bike was gone, it kinda ticked me off for a minute. And then I chuckeled at how pissed off the thief was after he finally broke the "Gorilla" U-lock to find a junk bike.