Hank Cash to the chocolate smeared courtesy phone please!

[FuelFC]

Mr. Cash, as an ambassador of D/FW area for the HAMB I need your extreme guidance and profound wisdom. There are about 10 lbs of cookies waiting to be scarffed down in my climate controlled kitchen. These were from the auction for Shawn and you need to get some as well for all you did.

Some hot chick named Denise sent em all the way from Michigan.

Where, when, ideas? Weekend? Next Tues night with Marks blessing? Hepp me.

[hotrodsnguns]

Hey bring them to CA land of the fruits and nuts we will add some fruit and nut and all go home happy

[InjectorTim]

I am always amazed at the power of baked goods at actions and raffles

[hankcash]

Fuel....

I am leaving for Chicago early in the AM....
I will be back late Friday night...

We (high school caesar) are playing in Deep Ellum (liquid lounge) this Saturday night....
If everyone wants to come to the show and eat cookies, that would be cool....

Let me know....

I might be at band practice next Tue night...

We'll figgure something out...
HC

[Byron Crump]

Where in Flower Mound are you btw?

Im over by Marcus High School.

[FuelFC]

In D.O. the poor section, no not the trailer court, straight west of ya. Put in Flower Mound cause if you look at any map we are always under the legend block or the blow up portion for Denton or something, it's like we don't exist. Not a bad thing when some of the relatives are looking for ya though. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

True short phone conversation with wifes criminal brother. (read; NOT! repeat, he is not my brother in-law dammit. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif)
"Hey I was looking for your place on the map and searched all over mapquest and it doens't exist?"
"Yeah, funny about that, well gotta go thanks for calling."

Marcus is where my young genius know it all kid goes to take up space during the day. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Hey you are just trying to get cookies early aren't you? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif Oh sorry, I live in ahh Oak Cliff, yeah. LOL.

Denise even sent me some of the so called burnt ones with a lovely hand written note of sweet nothings. I could share those with you before the big cookies and punch party though. Shhh don't say anything though.

I'll pm you my number we can meet up.

[CURIOUS RASH]

<font color="green">Flower Mound does exist, I've been there!!!

Of course, when I heard "Flower Mound", I thought we were heading to an All-Nude Strip Club. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Imagine my surprise.

I need cookies.

BAD.

Do I have to beg? </font>

[Thirtycoup]

hey fuel, i'm on to you......you just wanted hank to respond so you could get another look at them chicks spankin' each otha.....good one!

[Byron Crump]

What grade is your kid in?

Has he ever heard of a dickhead teacher named Mr. Crump.

Fat ugly guy that teaches World Geography...drives an orange Mach 1 most of the time. Has a couple of hot rods (one is a black merc) and stays in trouble all the time with the admin people.

He is a real idiot...has your kid heard of him?

Tell him to stay away from him. I think HankCash beat him up once or something. He is also one of <font color="pink">THEM! </font> guys.

[FuelFC]

I am hoping to be in one of Hanks movies! Please God if I can be in one of Hanks movies I promise I will never, ever......especially if Ms. Cali is there and Mrs. Cash and....wait be right back.


Rashy did you not get anything from Denise? Tell me the truth! If not really I will send 1/2 the batch immediately to you as that was the deal.

I don't know about a Mr. Crump, but will ask and report back. He is a senior this year.
UPDATE:
Actually while typing I was looking through report cards I see he had a certain Mr. Crump. He was given an 89 for the class. I will have to ask what he thought of "HIM" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif a member of THEM whom I believe I may have met two weeks ago maybe? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Byron Crump]

Uh oh...

[CURIOUS RASH]

[ QUOTE ]
Rashy did you not get anything from Denise? Tell me the truth! If not really I will send 1/2 the batch immediately to you as that was the deal.


[/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">

I am a man, alone.....cookieless. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

However, I will not be here to accept said cookies as I must grace the good people of Wichita with my presence. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'm sure that Denise will note her grievous error and make it up to me somehow. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

DAMN, I love these smiley things! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

A world without "Instant Graemlin" is a world without substance. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

I have only to sit here and think of the irony of things, HRLC and RASHY, The Light and Dark side of the HAMB.

I provide Pizza and Beer, she provides Cookies and Milk.

The HAMB approved food pyramid!!!

RASHY </font>

[HonkyTonker]

[ QUOTE ]
Fuel....

We (high school caesar) are playing in Deep Ellum (liquid lounge) this Saturday night....

HC

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey Man, didn't realise your in a band. Any other bands playing? Will try and make it out. My girl wants to go see Old 97's but i'm trying to get out of going to the show. later

Neal0o

[FuelFC]

Ahh Mr. Dickhead...I mean Mr.Crump LOL. My kid actually liked you. WTF an 89? Man he is lucky it was you. The laziest white boy in Texas. I would of given him a oh your so lucky 70 I shoulda failed you speach. BTW Matt with the red Z-28 says to say hi. I showed him the thread he was laughing and said oh yeah he has some cool cars.

Rashy, mmmmfffmmmfff I am getting so fat and sick. Reality is they have not been touched and are all intact. Even have the free enclosed piece of bread in em yet.

Denise if I can get a divorce will you marry me? Oh an the kid will stay with me if you come. LOL

Folks it looks like Tuesday night will have to be it at Marks if that is ok. I have four large ziplocks full of cookies.

Hank I will arrange an early start/drop off time so you can swing in for an energy snack before practice if you wish.

[hotrodladycrusr]

[ QUOTE ]


Denise if I can get a divorce will you marry me? Oh an the kid will stay with me if you come. LOL



[/ QUOTE ]

Fill me in on what kind of hot rods you have again and if one of them is topless we might be able to work something out http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Oh yeah, I'll need a photo of the garage too. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

BTW, take those old pieces of bread out of the ziplock bags and replace with fresh slices. The cookies will stay freshlike for another week.

[FuelFC]

Damn, damn, damn, just had to get a coupe, God what a dumbass. No door windows yet. I don't have to put em in...

I will look for a no roof car immediatly. I will have to keep coupe though, OK honey?

New shop will be going in by Dec. to fix parking issues already in progress. 2 spots is not enough. Note to self; leave marked out generous spot for Denise closest to house.

BTW Wife said I could have a girl friend if that works for ya! You will have to live in the attic of the house or the new apt in the shop when she is home though. Man, how many rules can a guy live with already?

Cookies are going to Marks shop in one hour so by 7:00PM delivery + or -.

Mr. 50Merc and Hank. I have saved some out for y'all if you can't make it.

[oldchevyseller]

my computer get all the damn cookies http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[hotrodladycrusr]

[ QUOTE ]
Damn, damn, damn, just had to get a coupe, God what a dumbass. No door windows yet. I don't have to put em in...

<font color="purple">I wouldn't know what to do with door glass anyways http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font>



I will look for a no roof car immediatly. I will have to keep coupe though, OK honey?

<font color="purple">That's fine sweetheart, more then one hot rod is a GOOD thing anyways </font>



New shop will be going in by Dec. to fix parking issues already in progress. 2 spots is not enough. Note to self; leave marked out generous spot for Denise closest to house.

<font color="purple">any spot in said garage will be fine sweetcheeks http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font>



BTW Wife said I could have a girl friend if that works for ya!

<font color="purple">It works for me as long as she cleans the house and does the cooking and laundry. I'll handle cleaning the garage, wrenching on the rides, and the baking of the cookies http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font>



You will have to live in the attic of the house or the new apt in the shop when she is home though. Man, how many rules can a guy live with already?

<font color="purple">I will happily live in the garage as long as you come out and visit at least once a nite http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font>



Cookies are going to Marks shop in one hour so by 7:00PM delivery + or -.

<font color="purple">I'm going to see if I can dig out yours, Mark's or Tyler's cell number and call in an hour or so </font>



Mr. 50Merc and Hank. I have saved some out for y'all if you can't make it.


[/ QUOTE ]

[CURIOUS RASH]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Damn, damn, damn, just had to get a coupe, God what a dumbass. No door windows yet. I don't have to put em in...

<font color="purple">I wouldn't know what to do with door glass anyways http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font>



I will look for a no roof car immediatly. I will have to keep coupe though, OK honey?

<font color="purple">That's fine sweetheart, more then one hot rod is a GOOD thing anyways </font>



New shop will be going in by Dec. to fix parking issues already in progress. 2 spots is not enough. Note to self; leave marked out generous spot for Denise closest to house.

<font color="purple">any spot in said garage will be fine sweetcheeks http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font>



BTW Wife said I could have a girl friend if that works for ya!

<font color="purple">It works for me as long as she cleans the house and does the cooking and laundry. I'll handle cleaning the garage, wrenching on the rides, and the baking of the cookies http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font>



You will have to live in the attic of the house or the new apt in the shop when she is home though. Man, how many rules can a guy live with already?

<font color="purple">I will happily live in the garage as long as you come out and visit at least once a nite http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font>



Cookies are going to Marks shop in one hour so by 7:00PM delivery + or -.

<font color="purple">I'm going to see if I can dig out yours, Mark's or Tyler's cell number and call in an hour or so </font>



Mr. 50Merc and Hank. I have saved some out for y'all if you can't make it.


[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">Ask and ye shall receive.

Just PM'd ya some digits.

RASHY </font>

[hotrodladycrusr]

Thanks for the digits Rashy. I had the honor of talking to both FuelFC and FlatBlk on the phone tonite while they were eating cookies at MarkX's place. Sounds like they were having fun, especially when I heard the police sirens. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[hankcash]

I didn't make it out...
but, I AM drunk!
HC http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[CURIOUS RASH]

<font color="green">FAG.

I'm sure Mrs. HankCash is VERY proud of you right now.

RASHY </font>

[Byron Crump]

Too bad you did not make it out HC...you missed some damn fine cookies and more fire and mayhem...I think K&amp;R will have film on the HAMB tomarrow http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Anderson]

a small sample...possible video after work tomorrow.

[MarkX]

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm cookies and cigars!!!!!!!

[flt-blk]

Luckily the police sirens weren't for us, even though K&amp;R
was taunting the rent a cop with the micro bike. And
Merc50 was driving it through a small wall of flame.

The cookies were just as I remembered them... Thanks

TZ

[hankcash]

Ok, since I missed the festivites last night, i will go ahead and post a few pic's from Marks a couple of weeks back.....
HC

[hankcash]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[hankcash]

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[hankcash]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[hankcash]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

[hankcash]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[hankcash]

Kids, don't try this at home.....

[hankcash]

motorized 2 wheeled skateboard with hand brake and throttle controll!!!!
HC

[CURIOUS RASH]

<font color="green">That thing is crazy!!! </font>