Latest release from Mart-O-Matic!!...Tech-O-Matic dead cert!

[Mart]

Ta Daaaa!
Ok fellas, this new development has been tested tirelessly in the Mart-O-Matic Labs, on the Official test bed, also known as the Ford Pop.
This little pup, is lovingly machine crafted from selected softwoods and the correct grade of spring steel.
They can be purchased individually or can be bought in the bumper pack of 36.
So, gentlemen, I give you,,, The Mart-O-Matic Multi-Purpose Light duty clamping device:

[Mart]

Here's a shot of the M-O-M-L-D-C-D in multiple usage mode. The devices are early pre-production models with no M-O-M logo.
These devices are trade marked and any unauthorised copying of this highly unoriginal idea will be viewed with great pride by M-O-M inc. (TM)
Here, a pair of exquisitely crafted templates are being held in place by a set of six M-O-M-L-D-C-D's.
The templates are made from a special grade of cardboard, soon to be the next marketing release from M-O-M, also known as "cerial boxes" or more specifically "Sugar Puffs", or "Crunchy Nut Cornflakes", depending on worldwide market availability.
Please note the other clamping device partially shown at the bottom of this shot, sometimes known as a "Left Hand" is also the subject of Mart-O-Matic patent applications, but M-O-M inc understands there is already a commonly known usage for the "Left Hand". http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[shoebox72]

WOW, More cutting edge English technology. Whats next? Plastic wrap over wet bondo,so you dont have to sand it?

[DrJ]

Don't overlook the fact that the othe rend of tha clamping device can be used to hold parts apart! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Fraz]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......Oh jeezus I can't breathe......HAHAHAHA......Gasp, gasp.....

Too funny.

[Rocknrod]

Ahem...

If ya scribe a number on each one, and have a matching set of 8... you can throw em on the plug wires on those pesky strage loomless equal length wire sets and put em back on the right way.

[prime mover]

We dont need to know the other usages for your left hand, har har.

[Mart]

Hey thanks Rocknrod, thats a good idea. I told ya they were multipurpose!
Mart.

[poprodder]

hey mart, whats the mrs using mole-grips to hold washin on the line!!

[Dirk35]

You mean those can do more than hold the Doritios bag closed??????? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif