just a little entertainment, what would you do, slightly OT

[brutus t maximus]

ok i know this is off topic,

but this little problem has become a problem for me.

last sunday i broke it off with the girl friend,, and like an idiot i forgot to get my digital camera back before i did the break up... missed good picture opportunities at a local car show too.. and that pisses me off.

she is holding it hostage, wanting to manipulate me back into you lair... i figure it aint worth it.. so..

what would you do?

a. go confront here to get it back

b. forget it altogether

c. get the computer cord that links it for downloading pics, tie it to a brick and throw it thru her front window?

d. get a new gf and send her after it.. hahaha

e. send my mom... lmao

f. fill in the blank

there were a couple of really killer rods at that show, would have been nice to have the camera.. but oh well.. maybe next year.

bob

[hotrodladycrusr]

This must mean you didn't/don't have a key to her place? You have now learned a valuable lesson. Never leave ANYTHING at ANYONES place that you can't afford to lose. This goes for your guy friends too.

Do you know where her "spare" key is hidden? No?? Well then, I guess, in my opinion, wait till things cool down a bit, another week or two, then maybe head over to her place when you know she's there, and calmly ask her for it. If she still resist, expalin to her that it is leagally yours and you will get the authorities involved if you have to.

If need be, file a small claims court case. Usually about $30 to file. Well worth it if it's an expensive camera. Good luck, doesn't sound like fun http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[SKR8PN]

You already did what I would do.........
SEND the bitch packin'......
Screw the camera.......Let her have it.........
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[buzzard]

1. Go back and apologize for breaking her heart
2. Have some wild "make up" sex.
3. Grab the camera and run.

[hotrodladycrusr]

ROTFLMAO, Buzzard's opition sounds like more fun!! Go 4 it! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[brutus t maximus]

while buzzards option sounds funny on the surface,,, i would be afraid of what my alter anatomy would look like.....


wouldnt want to become germs bitch.... lmao

just teasin germ.... k?

bob

[metalshapes]

Its not rare, irriplaceble, its not living.
There is one in the store just like it, If you have the money, get that one. If you dont, do with out.

[67Imp.Wagon]

I'd do whatever you gotta do to get it back. I'm too cheap to buy another.

I like Buzzards plan but skip the sex. You'll get a call later on how she was late this month giving you a big baby scare.

[brutus t maximus]

i really didnt figure the camera was worth two shits.. anyway..
hell i only paid 125 bucks two years ago for it.. so it is practically worthless today....

i figure keep it...

but i just was interested in you guys responses...

breaks the pace a bit around here..

thanks one and all.

bob

[river1]

does the camera have nude pics of her on it?

if so do what ever you have to to get it back and post those pics.

later jim http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Deyomatic]

Like River said, if you already have any pics of her, put them up on some site, anonymously if possible.

I think you should take a shit in a bag or take some dog shit and rub it on the underside of her door handle of her car. No REAL damage done to the car, and it would be Hysterical to think of her getting all prettied up for work or to go out and getting fecal matter all up in her nice painted nails.

Or anything you can think of that involves feces, human or animal. Crap = Comedy.

[Humboldt Cat]

I like the brick-tied-to-camera-cord idea, but then there's also having a friend contact her about it. It'd be worth it, I bet. Not as fun as fecal matter, I admit...

[customcarpainter]

Just forget the camera,wasn't your really wanting an excuse to buy a new camera anyway?lol

[4t64rd]

Find something with her credit card # on it, order yerself a new one, offer her a trade. Either way you have a camera.

Then plan a little better in the future. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Curly]

I did this once...about 15 years ago...but it was cuz she was holding a new set of leathers hostage! I picked up a little drunk cute sleeze that hated my ex and banged her back door. Got up got dressed and went over to Ex's house. I cried the blues about how I screwed up and she let me in and gave me a blowjob. I could smell the ass juice from the other chick so I know she could. When she fell a sleep I grabbed my leathers, hurried to my van and split. I told the little sleeze what I had done and she giggled. About a month later I was a bar and sleezy showed up and about an hour after that my Ex walks in with an attitude (the reason why she's an Ex). Cute, perky and sleezy explains what happened that night and the proceeds to ask the ex "How'd my shit taste Bitch?" Well the cat fight started and I just finished my beer and left. I got my leathers and really don't care what happened with those two.

[Curly]

15 Years later...I'd do things a liitle different though. I'd just get a new camera and send her the software and the cord in a nice little package with a note saying that since the camera is so important to her and she wants it sooo bad that she will need this stuff to make it work. She'll be standing there with the prize in her hand and still feel like she lost! Killem with kindness dude!

I'm old and fat now and can't pick up cute perky sleezes anymore and with the diseases out there I'm thankful!