I saw a "Young Guns" with ELVIS, SUCKING VON DUTCHES hand..

[Germ]

This guy called me and He told me he invented "PRE FABBED" 50 merc bodies.. with WINFIELD styled WHEEL well FLARES. I think he was on to something that even my HERO DAN GALUCCI would represent.....
the Dude who was trying to TALK to me???
Well
I think he was a BALL LICKER..........
JOBBING whoever IS hip in the KULTURE SCENE............
Talking about his NEW MAGAZINE he is going to start.....
and how much it will rule.......
And he seemed to compare it to "YOUNG GUNS" in R and C......

I told him I was in a car club called "THE NAZI LOWRIDERS"....
he didn't get it,,,,

so I was thinking

instead of YOUNG GUNS, R and C needs to do a XXX section called "NEGROES"...... I think we could win that slot,,,
they could show us doing the things we do in real life..
and instead of a 400 dollar MOONEYES thing,, they could VOLUNTEER to pay for the FIRST week OF RE-HAB..
HAHAHAH.....

I was www.working.fuck (http://www.working.fuck) on the "New" "A", a little bit ago...
and remembered I needed to see HAMB...
I think I missed RYANS. LOVE for the "HELLFIRE"...
Or all the BALL SUCKING the NEW FAGS do......

LUKESTERS truck is RULING, That HAS a PLACE in RULER FEST,,
GRIMLOCKS MODIFIED..
seems to be LOOKING like the "LIL' BUNNIES" modified that will make its debut at VEGAS next year to run over ALEX SHIFTER.......

GIMLOCK and LUKESTER...."WIDE OPEN"...

I was smoking CRACK last night and
I had this IDEA
and I was
Thinking that BILLET PROOF(tm) will be going on tour next year with RINGLING BROTHERS BARNUM and BAILEY CIRCUS,,,,,,,,,,

But in reality,,, I think a little MARINE world AFRICA U.S.A.. will be IN tow,,, to brighten up the 3 RING BILLET circus............. fire swallowing midgets. big tittied mermaids,, and elephants on meth..
Clowns who SMOKE SPEED in the parking lot,,,
and JUGGLE lancer CAPS next to their RAT RODS.....

they will HAVE A FEATURE on the "TATTOOED" whales of CALIFORNIA...... and it will be the ORCA BETTY selection that they HAND PICKED at VIVA LAS VEGAS,,, this will be the BILLET-PROOF,, TROUPE of of "walking CEMENT truck, DANCERS(tm)....
they will PARADE from town to town LEAVING pot HOLES from CITY to CITY,,,
They all will have matching CHEESECAKE TATTOOES......
and swap DRUM STICKS of CHICKEN as the DANCE around,,,
BELLY DANCING(tm) with SIX bellys to dance on one SLUT,,,,,

Since were on YOUNG GUNS, maybe JIMMY SHINE can LIE about his AGE and wear a NOR-CAL shirt in the next photo......
or SHAG can SHAVE off his PIRATE beard and POSE with a 17 year old SLUT? in his HANOI ROCKS t-shirt,,,,

CONGRATS to BUTT REYNOLDS,,
Maybe you can sell the 400 dollars from MOONEYES to some DUDE from JAPAN on EBAY, for 1200 bucks,,
They will never know the difference....

TATTOOES. TEDDY BOYS, and FAGS from FLORIDA..
They even HOLD POOL CUES backwords in FLORIDA....
if NADS wasn't there. and they didn't have a say the COCAINE market..
FLORIDA would be useless....
I have to keep the fun going


I'm BORED. SKATEBOARDING, and FUCKING UP has NOW become my LIFESTYLE....
and
I feel like I got ripped off........


I'm OUT,,
and I'm Looking for the CASH COW,,
and some NEW CHOLO slippers.......

I'M in HELL....
NO MORE TIME to FUCK, or FUCK AROUND...
SERIOUS JOB, brings SERIOUS SLEEPLESS nights,,,,
I PROBABLY wont make it back....

RAZZLE never DIED....
and
I miss TUPAC..

JOHNNY ACE, and MIKE BISHOP..
I will Call , I havent DROPPED the BALL,

Mike the SMALL BLOCK is still a GO,,,
I'm not RUSHED..
I will send PICTURES of the MODIFIED to you and MITCH...



GERM

[Nads]

And top it off Roy gets fucking mauled by one of his own Albino NON NEGRO tigers.
It just goes to show you that no matter how good you think you are at something you'll never be good enough.

Stay away from crack germ, what you need is some tofu sleeping pills.

[voodoo]

Germ, every time you mention Florida it's like the old saying "there's no such thing as bad publicity". http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I'll keep my eyes open for $50 duece grilles tomorrow for you. Avengers forever, forevers Avengers.

[Johnny Ace]

I miss Florida...I miss the time 6 Company Commanders kicked my ass behind the mess hall because I walked in on their weed,geedunk,and porno party....this was when I was in Reagan's Royal Navy...before Snacky6 was born...
GERMtm....I'll make sure they PAY you in $1s....that way when you and S6 get tired of looking at fat dykes with flat-tops in SC,you can hitch over to Rancho Cordova and pick up some REAL ho's....S6 will turn to you and recite florid prose like: "Show dem yo ROll,Neega...." upon which you will produce the coffee-can sized g-string poppa that you will have earned...Lemme help ya work Barris booth at the next Moldy party....I miss Karloffornia and I never got a copy of Copro Nason's book,even though I gave hours of my precious time telling them stuff about Ed Roth THEY SHOULD HAVE ALREADY KNOWN.....
VOODOO...give your Cramps poster to Nads,with my love,and I'll send you another?

[Nads]

No kidding Johnny Ace, I'll take that poster, thanks. Nate can ya bring it to Webster for me pal?

germ the circus visual had me peeing, that shit was funnier upon the second reading.

[SwitchbladeTeeth]

Goddamnit that my friends is why I am a FLORIDIAN !

[Johnny Ace]

Or better yet,Nads...PM me yer info and I'll send ya a shiny new one,with a bootleg cd of Lux hosting some radio show....Ours came wrapped in Ivy's panties (I hope they were Ivy's),but ya can't have them...But if you have any connections,you have to help me get the name KALI recognized as an artist,not just as a hot chick with heads hanging from her belt...deal?

[voodoo]

The Purple Knif. I got that too, I got everything. Didn't come with panties but here's a pic of them from Orlando.

[ESnacky6]

Germ... Dude...
Have you slept at ALL since Thursday night..???
HAhaha..!! Didn't think so... Ruler...
You should go take a 3 day-long NAP Homie...
Re-cooperate...


It really is all about the 8-BALLS baby...
Except we shoot for different ones...usually...
(so far at least...)

Two-Pack Shaker in the Hizzouse next time...
We'll drink the HENNESEY...and smoke good WEED...take some PILLS...
I'll have some Methadone pills by the end of the month...
and ABSINTHE too...the good kind...


Hopefully one day soon we'll go cruising in the Mystery-RIVIERA(tm)..
jockin' the bitches, pimping the Ho's...
blasting old school rap...or METAL...
scoring drugs down in the FLATS by the Boardwalk...

I'll finally take FIRST place in the pool tournament,
and I'll take BAR TAB CREDIT instead of ca$h...
We'll getted RIPPED on Crown Royal and take the two(or 3 or 4)
Prettiest girls back to my apartment and they'll let us take
advantage of them in the DIRTIEST of ways...
amongst the car parts, trash, magazines, dirty dishes, and antiques...
All while the GHOST of John Wayne GACY smiles from below...

at 4:00am we'll take a drive to NICENE MARKS and go for a walk...
make the girls carry the shovels and duct tape and plastic bags...
we'll carry the flashlights...and the bleach...

the HELLFIRE will deliver us home safely...
to do it all over again...

Except the next time we'll go to the STRIP CLUB in Sunnyvale
where my EX-girlfriend 'works'...
we'll hang out, get table dances, then steal her friends/co-workers....
go get a hotel room in a shitty part of town...
We'll call up Johnny ACE on a camera-cell-phone or webcam
so he and KALI can 'partake' as well...
It'll be like being at the LUSTY LADY or MITCHELL BROS.
in a high-tech long distance kind of way...

We'll come back to S.C. and stay up for 3 weeks straight
and finish my truck after we OFF my nieghbors who live in
front of my garage...who say I can't work past 9:00pm...

On to chapter Three in our UN-NATURALLY BORN Killing spree...


...xoxoxoxo...ESnacks...

[Germ]

Jack..
I was ruling it in your house the other night, I couldn't sleep man but you were asleep... the POOL nights are NEAT, and your TRUCK will be sweet, the STANCE is cool man,,, It's HARD to get a TRUCK to SIT right,,,, but I think you nailed it, with the BIGGER whitewalls, and the BUMPER and TAILIGHT selection.........
I need to get the INTAKE from you for MY ROOMATE, I'm trying to make him a MAN......

I thought about NOR CAL NICK the other day, maybe it was SKATING or MAYBE it was HIS heart when it comes to BUILDING his SHITBOXES,, all those SANTA ROSA GUYS are good to me......
"The LUCKY BASTARDS"............

When I was hanging out in your shop checking out your DIGS and your COLLECTION of shit, I realized that I really missed the YOUTH I spent listening to POISON IDEA and building CHEVY 6 cylinder stuff,, It's weird sometimes dude to think about LIFE and the PATHS you have taken and all the places you seen and all the SHIT you have ROLLED with,,,,,

ROLLING with the PUNCHES man.........
Court is almost OVER,,,
and things will be good again........

The CORVETTE intake and tri-power you have for the CHEVY 6 is SO COOL,,,,,,,,, I think that with some work man your FIRST CHOP on the truck will turn out COOL..........
i think it takes BALLS to GO FOR it with NO SKILL//.......

JOHN SCHULER is the MAN,, we need to spend some TIME and I want him to tattoo me someday....... I might get a TATTOO about FRIENDSHIP and art and LOVE and PASSION... so maybe he will tattoo one of those BLACK PENIS things on the back of my neck.........Also think I will get one from ADAM BARTON when he starts at your shop.... And if FLIP is down to do the work,,,,,then the TARDEL B-ville car is a serious deal,,,,
Just need to find some PICTURES,,,
maybe KEITH will be honored to supply us with the photos to get the drawing straight......
I would like to FINISH the TATTOO and someday show VERN out of the BLUE at B-ville...........
I thought I finally SLEPT some last night,,,
For once it quit SNOWING around my castle,,,,,,
The guys left for TOUR again,,.........
and are heading to new york and then JAPAN,,,
I wish I could join them,,,

they have some DATES with RANCID before they LEAVE.......

Justins MODIFIED is now coming home with me,,
It will be banger powered and MILD MITCH is going to be my RULER on finishing this thing.......... Hope to drive it out to PASO next year with the guys from the RETARDED SPARKS,,, That is my favorite CAR CLUB.......

I pick up the 61 caddy next week,, 2 door hard top, coupe deville, like the OLD one I had that I regreted selling.......... ELVIS is finally coming HOME,,,
I will post some pictures when I get the new camera........

I get the SMALL BLOCK back from the machine shop and the crank,, me and Mike are going to make a plan on the heads, and I will owe him for the rest of my life,,, Alot of guys are really pumping me out to build a cool little neat motor.... SAMIYAM offered his assistance and tech support,, lots of bro's are coming through with parts...................

I played some guitar yesterday for awhile and tried to sing a song I wrote,, but STAGE FRIGHT only seems to LEAVE me when MY SOUL is tarnished with the BASTARD SON of a DRUG INDUCED HAZE,,,,,,
It's going to be hard to PLAY SOBER,,,
JOHN FOGERTY is MY IDOL.........
We worked on the cars last night, but I got board..
MICHELLE came over and hung from the ceiling,,
before she wandered out of my life again for VEGAS,, I woke up and she left me a note....
I might be JOINING ROB and COLE and RICO pretty soon,,,,,,
I kinda LIKE her now.........
but
I think she is UPSET dude,,
Something about the mixture of VIAGRA and COLUMBIAN penis TIE(tm) making a man SO HARD, that he can ONLY last a few minutes,, or maybe it was just her SMELL and her TOUCH and my LACK of attention these past few months to my MAN HOOD,,,

I been combing my HAIR,,,
Cole hooked me up kinda with something neat,,,
it's this BOTTLE OPENER,, with this CLOWN FACE,,,,
I can't wait to start working during the week again learning from COLE,,,
I think my LIFE would suck alot worse if he DIDN'T "FAG" me in teh name of MICHIGAN once a week........
I miss STEALING TRASH every thursday, and smoking REDS.............

I owe CHAPA 200 bucks,,, and he has to think im the biggest FLAKE in teh world,,,,,

Rocky has the last two carbs for the FINISHED motor in the COUPE,, the Y-block you seen in the shop...... I need to get ahold of him,,,,,,,,,,,,

I will be in and out every now and then,,
I think this PLACE has REALLY outgrown my BULLSHIT,,,,

Johnny I would be HONORED to do the book and I will call you this weekend when things wind down.....

JACK I will see you next week, and I will come on a monday so we can get the 40 running...

THE CHEATERS called TODAY I wish I could have recorded it, three fags passing the phone back and forth,,,,, FUNNY FUCKERS...

BLEED IS STILL A FAG,,,,,,,
FLORIDA knows I'M JOKING..
HATCH is REALLY my FRIEND,, we are JUST PLAYING...
I LOVE RYAN ALOT, for PUTTING UP WITH ME,,
DUSTIN is a ROCK STAR
VOODOO is a PUNKER,,,
NADS is RAD
I miss the NORTH CAROLINA CREW like I miss my BEST friend......

AND RICKY RACER IS A RULER,,,

HELLFIRE..

LOVE,
GERM

[Nads]

'61 Caddy you say germ?
I had one, it wasn't no cool 2 door hardtop, just a Sedan De Ville. I saw her for sale in a K-Mart parking lot in Tampa for $1500 in '86. I was with my ex, we had just gotten married. Whilst I was checking her out some hooker did a trick in a parking lot across the street. I was in love, not with the hooker but this big black Caddy and my ex.
I went back the week after and bought her. I went to the gas station and paid the Paki $10 for gas and left without ever putting the gas in the car. I was that excited.
Somehow I made it home.
Oh yeah, did I mention that I actually got a bank loan for this beast from Sun Bank. The payments were like $80 a month.

Credit established.

The week after that I drove her to Mardi Gras in N'Orlins for my honeymoon. I screwed my ex driving down 1-10 in broad daylight. Not stopped, not idling but actually driving. That was the best autosex in my 25 years of living.

She was loaded, she had everything. Signal Seeking radio, power seats, power windows, power steering, power brakes, power door locks, autronic eye but no AC. Go figure.
And that almighty 390, that injun throbbed.

She's gone now, somewhere in Switzerland is her home.
I hope the filthy Swiss trucker that bought her appreciates what a fine car she was.

I miss the car, I don't miss my ex. But strangely enough I still love the ex, not LOVE, but love. I wanna her to be happy, she's the mother of my daughter. The love I have for my children is immeasurable.

I hope you get 50% of the joy from your '61 Caddy coupe as I did from my '61 4 door germ.

The above story is 100% true.

[Nads]

Picture.

[Nads]

picture

[Germ]

IM excited PICTURES soon,,,
NADS I scored this one cause I MISSED the OTHER ONE, that I NEVER really finished, as soon as she was driving I off loaded her to finish one of my chevys I had going,,

I always LOOKED back,,,, and MISSED her,,

then I STUMBLED on this ONE, AND had TO OWN IT,,,

I got LUCKY the OTHER day..
NO BIG PLANS,,

DROP HER DOWN
NEW EXHAUST
WHITEWALLS..
WHITE PEARL ROOF
SATIN BOTTOM

JUST a NICE CRUISER
with alot of ROOM...

Germ

[Nads]

germypoo, the '60 Caddy's still my favorite. I'd love to have a '60 4 door flat top or a coupe.
Cadillacs rule.
I need comfort in my middle age, fuck the harsh, these bones need sumptuous coddling.
Post pics negro, I need a Caddy fix.

[bobbleed]

I need a comb.

[jangleguy]

The sweet stench of nostalgia... illustrated with professional photos.