View Full Version : A picture is worth a thousand words....
Wowcars
10-04-2003, 12:16 AM
Come up with a caption for this one! Thats Eyeball with the screwdriver, and HAMB lurker KustomDallas with the PBR in hand, trying to set the valves on (now) Eyeballs '55 Ford.
Let's hear 'em!
http://www.topperscarclub.com/pics/Bismarck03/bigimages/image133.jpg
TINGLER
10-04-2003, 12:22 AM
This beer smells like piss.
Rocky
10-04-2003, 12:30 AM
"Hey Dallas...Wake the fuck up and look what the "Lord of the dance" has done here...put small block chevy rockers on this Y-block!"
Yeah, I know it sucks. I never was any good at this.
It is good to see old friends again tho...
safariknut
10-04-2003, 12:38 AM
"Heh-Heh,I'll just backwash his PBR while he's tryin' to figure out what that god-awful noise is comin' from that round thing on top of the engine.Serve him right for only bringin' out one bottle!"
Deyomatic
10-04-2003, 12:41 AM
"And just like that, the quest for a No-Maintenence oil bath air cleaner was achieved."
or
"In Ford's rush to develop an OHV V-8, the engineers, unfamiliar with the revolutionary design, overlooked what would prove to be integral parts for the new design."
Well, either way, even if you run it like that, it won't leak anymore than my 55 does.
fordnutz
10-04-2003, 02:23 AM
Valves outside the block?????What the hell was Henry thinking.
Alfster
10-04-2003, 02:36 AM
<font color="red"> I wonder how much they want for it WITH the valve covers?? </font>
296 V8
10-04-2003, 02:47 AM
Thats better I told you real hot rods dont have valve covers
roadstar
10-04-2003, 05:33 AM
"If I close my eyes maybe this godawful noise will go away"
"no dude, It's got solid lifters they are supposed to shound like that"
Humboldt Cat
10-04-2003, 06:18 AM
"The previous owner said the magic under the hood was actually a hypnotic weapon, but you know old geezers, right? Right? Dude... dude are you listening to me?!"
Skate Fink
10-04-2003, 07:52 AM
".......was it Hip bone connected to the thigh bone......or.."
Curly
10-04-2003, 08:32 AM
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif"...man! I think I can get a set of those $850.00 Hemi Valve covers to fit this....What ya think?
(Burp) "Yeah dude that'll be so coool...with that aircleaner they'll never know!" (hic) http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
InjectorTim
10-04-2003, 08:35 AM
"Someone has obviously upset the ghost of Henry Ford"
"mmmmmmmm......Blue Ribbon........"
Fat Hack
10-04-2003, 08:45 AM
"Dude, where we gonna find a wrench to fit that crazy flat nut on top of the radiator?"
Meester P
10-04-2003, 08:46 AM
So exactly where does the peak fit????
Boones
10-04-2003, 09:26 AM
"One more PBR and a little more squinting and it will look like a SBC"
**DONOTDELETE**
10-04-2003, 10:31 AM
Can't get the damned thing to run, but if I can just get this bottle up my nose........
40StudeDude
10-04-2003, 11:09 AM
"I told you a couple bottles of PBR would clean that black oily stuff off those rocker arms...and loosen it up!"
R-
shoebox72
10-04-2003, 11:41 AM
I don't know man, I tightend all those screws down 4 times already and it still won't start.I hope that aint my last beer your drinkin'.
andysdeuce
10-04-2003, 12:02 PM
Maybe we oughta adjust the lash in the air cleaner bearings??
Yeah, I'll bet thats why it won't run!! Gimme another swig of that last beer so I can think!!
Rocky
10-04-2003, 12:40 PM
Dallas: "If I just close my eyes and sniff the fumes offa this last beer, it'll last a lot longer."
Eyeball: "If he drops nose juice into that last beer, I'll kick his ass. And why won't this phillips screwdriver work on the adjuster nuts?"
Skate Fink
10-04-2003, 12:45 PM
".......you're right....it DOES smell like cat piss!"
F^ck this till tomorrow, lets have some drinks!
wingnutz
10-04-2003, 01:10 PM
"PABST"..., American for... "Thought Food"! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
cool57
10-04-2003, 01:12 PM
"Ahhh, the soothing sounds of Y-block tappets makes me sleepy....err, maybe it's the beer."
34Fordtk
10-04-2003, 01:38 PM
(thinking HARD http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif) I know I forgot SOMETHING????????
jdubbya
10-04-2003, 01:51 PM
MMMMM beer, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!
Smokin Joe
10-04-2003, 03:47 PM
So I discovered this morning that some sumbitch stole my valve covers! Asshole left behind this screwdriver and I can't figure out what else he messed with... HEY! Is that my last beer?
OR
We'll never catch that GTO in this thing. We had a much better car in the first movie! Well, gotta check the jets...
nor cal nic
10-04-2003, 03:59 PM
OUCH! my liver!
nic
4t64rd
10-04-2003, 05:57 PM
"I took off the valve cover, then I looked again and it had another one on the other side! Now i have to buy 2 neon valve covers!! As soon as I done with this beer, I'm gonna see If I can buy my Civic back from that guy, this one is gonna be expensive!"
Scott B
10-04-2003, 10:24 PM
Drinkin' the last beer, huh? Did ya ever hear of Bernard Goetz?
Wowcars
10-04-2003, 11:59 PM
Oh, man you guys are fuckin killing me! Keep 'em coming!
scarliner
10-05-2003, 01:51 AM
Man! I new I should of brought more than this lousy screwdriver for tools on this trip from hell.Yea and it looks like I should of brought more than one lousy hot beer,too!
"I reckin' I could get some Olds valve covers to fit it..."
Greezy
10-05-2003, 02:25 AM
Jeanie!!! I know youre in there' what did you do to the Colonels valve covers he'll be here any minute.
"Whadya know? The Distributor is in the wrong place!"
BoomBoom
10-06-2003, 12:31 PM
Valve covers!, We dont need no stinkin valve covers!
SamIyam
10-06-2003, 12:48 PM
"Dude, I'm tellin' you... my grandpa said he used to set the valves with a butter knife and a screwdriver..."
(look in eyeball's hands)
Sam.
Ichoptop
10-06-2003, 12:55 PM
"Put down that beer and gimmie a damn hammer"
"F@%$kin overhead valve bull s*&it"
Rix2Six
10-06-2003, 02:27 PM
Sure beer kills brain cells...
The WEAK ones!
jdubbya
10-06-2003, 02:35 PM
"oh yeah, my dad is a t.v. repairman, he's got an awesome set of tools"
jdubbya
10-06-2003, 02:37 PM
another one.."dude, you think I can get drunk by just sniffing the beer, when I drink too many it makes me have to piss all the time"
Is that burn motor oil or this beer I smell?
MichaelDorman
10-06-2003, 03:00 PM
Man with beers thoughts..."OK take a deep breath, calm down. he's a freind...he's just tryin' to help...he did'nt mean to bend ALL the valves...do not hit him in the head with the beer bottle, do not hit him in the head with the beer bottle, breath deep...count to ten...1,2,3,4
Man with screwdrivers thoughts..."Man, I thought for sure that was how my buddy said to do it..."
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