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slamchop
07-09-2004, 12:44 AM
I have been helpin my brother in law build his first hotrod in my garage for the past 6-7 months and he just got it done and cruised around the block.....Well he now decides he wants to take some nice pictures of his ride in this greenbelt by my house which is only accessible by bike path.But he doesnt want to drive it in because the tranny has a leak due to the seal,and decides to push it in.....Im at work during all this and my brother and my wife are with him helping push and my wife says,(after they pull this pole out of the middle of the path from the street)...hey watch out for your tires on that big pipe stickin 4" out of the path...... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifSo they push it real fast and then here a big CLUNK....RIP.....and that pipe ripped a hole from the oilpan to the trans pan and dumped all the fluids on the path http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif...........now for the stupid part......instead of letting it drain out right there they hurry up and push it back into my garage http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif.......now theres this huge oil spot w/a 75ft 4" wide trail leading from it down the street,up the driveway,into the garage http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gifthen just hoses the driveway off like the oils gonna go away http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gifWhy me http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

GRADY
07-09-2004, 12:50 AM
Some stories are funny because they do not happen to you...unfortunately, this one did...lo ciento dude

crewcutkid
07-09-2004, 01:10 AM
At least you'll never lose your way to the greenbelt!
-Crew

suedesled
07-09-2004, 02:44 AM
makes you think of a trail of breadcrumbs. You will have eco-nazis coming up the road tommorrow.

yorgatron
07-09-2004, 03:04 AM
you should make your completefuckingidiot brother-in-law go buy a couple bags of oil sweep and clean that shit up.give him a swift kick in the ass from me too,while you're at it...

4t64rd
07-09-2004, 03:41 AM
Your sister should not breed with him. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Bruce Lancaster
07-09-2004, 10:03 AM
Just hope the EPA doesn't try following that oil slick...
God help you if that happens.
I would try very hard to obliterate it, starting at my end.

Bigdaddy
07-09-2004, 12:58 PM
that would be ashame if the city founds out about that!!! They dont mess around.

-Bigdaddy