Top ten reasons why Racing is better than Sex:

[NITROFC]

Top ten reasons why Racing is better than Sex:

10. It's socially acceptable to do it while others watch.

9. Bigger cars don't always get the most attention.

8. The phone won't ring in the middle of your race.

7. You get to use your rubber more than once.

6. You don't have to sit through dinner and a movie before you race.

5. You and the car always finish at the same time.

4. You always know where to put your hands.

3. You can drive hard, right from the start.

2. The quicker you finish, the better you are.

1. You can do it more than once in one afternoon.

[Just Gary]

11. If you're lucky enough to have two race cars, you can race them both at the same track, the same day. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[jalopy43]

It usaully last longer too http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif My best time ,11.27(in the 1/4)

[JimC]

Talkin bout sex, it aint the only thing in the world.
I just cant remember what's in second place! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[hotrodladycrusr]

Very strange that you always post "jokes" and "info" copied and pasted from all over the internet but fail to share the "news" regarding your streetrod in Northern Rodder Mag last month.

Wonder why???

http://www.racingjunk.com/images/uploaded/3/4/1088982082834.jpg

[yorgatron]

is that a billet-laden fluff-mobile i see there denise? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Deuce Roadster]

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Wonder why???



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I heard that the reason is he just bought it.......like it is..........did not do anything to it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

I do not get Northern Rodder , or Southern Rodder either for that matter. The mag sucks ........does it say he built it?


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[hotrodladycrusr]

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is that a billet-laden fluff-mobile i see there denise? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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a picture or two speaks a thousand words http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[hotrodladycrusr]

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Wonder why???



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I heard that the reason is he just bought it.......like it is..........did not do anything to it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif<font color="blue">a very true fact </font>


I do not get Northern Rodder , or Southern Rodder either for that matter. The mag sucks ........does it say he built it?


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<font color="blue">I don't know what the mag says as I don't get it either, I think it sucks as well. I was just using his own cut and paste method for informing HAMBers of "news" </font> http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Carps]

Geez Denise, you're a cruel woman. I'll bet you use whips &amp; spurs when you're 'racing'. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Greezy]

That would give new meaning too"whipping your ass on the track" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[NITROFC]

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I heard that the reason is he just bought it.......like it is..........did not do anything to it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

I do not get Northern Rodder , or Southern Rodder either for that matter. The mag sucks ........does it say he built it?

[/ QUOTE ]

Well Deuce Roadster.. I guess you know you more about the car then I do .. well if I did buy it done ..why do I have over 10,000 worth of bills for parts ... KMA http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[hotrodladycrusr]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifNew wheels of course! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[30roadster]

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http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifNew wheels of course! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



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note to self .... stay on denises good side "OUCH" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[NITROFC]

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http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifNew wheels of course! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



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Sorry WHEELS were FREE... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

[hotrodladycrusr]

Why'd ya take the page off your picture server. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Don't you want your HAMB buds to be proud of your ride?? and now your SRS friends can't see the page either. I can just hear everyone crying in their beers now. bo hoo hoo http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[haring]

Denise, you are awesome.

Racing is not better than sex.

Any pictures of the car in question? Call me curious.

[NITROFC]

The other pic was not on my server

[haring]

I like it. Don't like the wheels, but you could have guessed that from a HAMBer. Wish I had something so nice.

[NITROFC]

Here is a better shot while me &amp; my buds were doing it ...

[hotrodladycrusr]

Nothing is better then sex if you have the right partner http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Purchased in Aug 2002, done, from streetrodding.com site, if I remember correctly. A nice little streetrod. Im confused why he took the mag page off and why he's not proud of it and doesn't want to share it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[hotrodladycrusr]

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Here is a better shot while me &amp; my buds were doing it ...

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WOW, you and your buddies must be quick, quick, quick. From that to done in what 6 months later when you took a photo of it in the snow for the Oct issue of R&amp;C which acually came out on the stand in July '03. You should be building streetrods for a living doing quick work like that.

Got any photos of you actually working on the car by any chance? Sure would like to see those as well.

I've got lots of photos myself of 10 years worth of buildup of Big Olds that I could share with everyone here if you'd like. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Deuce Roadster]

[quote.. well if I did buy it done ..why do I have over 10,000 worth of bills for parts ... KMA http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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I see that even NOW you imply you built it....without coming right out and saying it....which would be a lie.

I saw you post the pictures of it elsewhere when you bought it...looking just like it does now.

NOW.... There's nothing wrong with buying another's ride. Almost all of them belonged to someone else.....at sometime. I bought my old 40 from a guy in TN.........and Henry Ford built it and the guy in TN just drove it and kept it up. Some say IT NEEDS BUILDING..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif






The photo below is from Don's photobook.......(DRD57)
http://drd57.hypermart.net/LARoadsters04/Page01.html

http://drd57.hypermart.net/LARoadsters04/XP1010065.JPG

I would buy this 32 in a heartbeat and be proud of it......BUT I would not say or imply that I built it.
I would put stock 32 headlights and bumpers on it...... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



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[Paul]

nice body style,

I'd chop, channel, section and run it hoodless and fenderless though..

oh, and change the wheels and put a big block Chevy in it.

then post way too many pictures of it on the HAMB http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

.......

and there is nothing better then sex,

I think that even suggesting it is, is what Denise is really pissed about here. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Paul

[48_HEMI]

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Here is a better shot while me &amp; my buds were doing it ...

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WOW, you and your buddies must be quick, quick, quick. .

Got any photos of you actually working on the car by any chance? Sure would like to see those as well.

I've got lots of photos myself of 10 years worth of buildup of Big Olds that I could share with everyone here if you'd like. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Denise those would be the ones in rodders digest? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[DrJ]

Just to bring this mean stream thread back to the joke thread it started as instead of the joke it has become, I'll add a totally off the wall little joke I also got from someone in an email today.


Interesting Facts...

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all

been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How

about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard

work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.


(But then again, sometimes ass kissing might be sex....) http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[CURIOUS RASH]

<font color="green">Get him Denise!!!

This is funny stuff!

If you truly believe racing is better than sex I feel sorry for your partner.

Perhaps you are just racing HER to the finish line?

No trophies for that at Casa de RASH! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif


RASHY

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[Brad54]

I like to combine sex and racing. And I'm good at it, too--I always win!
But my wife is starting to get real mad about losing all the time... Maybe it's my victory dance afterward?
-Brad

[CURIOUS RASH]

[ QUOTE ]
I like to combine sex and racing. And I'm good at it, too--I always win!
But my wife is starting to get real mad about losing all the time... Maybe it's my victory dance afterward?
-Brad

[/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">Thanks for the visual! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif </font>