What would be a good name for the HAMB helper booklet?

[hotrodladycrusr]

Roadstar and I were trying to come up with a clever name last nite for the HAMB helper booklet thats being developed. Anyone got any suggestions?

What about a piece of artwork that fits the theme for the cover?

Don't delay in getting yourself on the list (http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB1&Number=450860&page=0& view=collapsed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=all)!

I'd also like to add a HUGE thanks to Fat Ass Whitewalls for coming up with this cool idea of a HAMB helper list. From the response so far, LOTS of folks feel the same way!

[Flexicoker]

The Helping HAMB


like helping hand, get it? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[stoggie]

HAMB pages or could use the name that is used on the site here HAMB-O-DEX??
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[2tall2beahotrodder]

ooops,, forgot to thow in

address ********* monroe twp, nj 08831

[Mongo]

The Wham Bam Helper HAMB. If it goes wham or if it goes bam call the helper HAMB.

[Peter Pan of Chicago]

That was a good one Flexi!

....or how about Hamb'r Hotline. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Joel http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Flexicoker]

the nationwide HAMB phone sex catalog? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Mongo]

the Hokey Emergency List Pamphlet or H.E.L.P.

[Flexicoker]

HAMB Hotline

[Flexicoker]

[ QUOTE ]
the Hokey Emergency List Pamphlet or H.E.L.P.

[/ QUOTE ]

That gets my vote!

[Mass Butcher]

HAMB'S Across America http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL) "Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"

[Peter Pan of Chicago]

[ QUOTE ]
Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL) "Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"

[/ QUOTE ]

That's pretty funny and irreverent. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Joel http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Mongo]

[ QUOTE ]
HAMB'S Across America http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL) "Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"

[/ QUOTE ]You beat me to it. I could'nt think up another L word .

[Mass Butcher]

the "L"'s were easy. The "E" was the tough one

[RC]

H.A.M.B Aid http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif or H.A.M.B. Helper

[kritz]

just my 2 cents....
Hokey Ass Resource Directory Use Pages...or H.A.R.D.U.P.
....if you're calling ya must be hard-up.

or just call it the HAMB helper...have the cover look like a box of hamburger helper...broken down jalopy with the hood up, and a little caption saying "just add HAMB"

[flt-blk]

[ QUOTE ]
Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL)
"Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"

[/ QUOTE ]

That's funny

Hokey Ass Mechanic Book
TZ

[Bruce Lancaster]

Terrifying image that would make a good cartoon stripfor the book: My car is broken down 12 miles outside of Resumespeed, ND. I call HAMB--a pickup truck full of Hambers pulls up, and gets out a set of torches...an hour later, they shake hands and leave. My car is neatly chopped and spray primered, but still immobile...

[RC]

[ QUOTE ]

or just call it the HAMB helper...have the cover look like a box of hamburger helper...broken down jalopy with the hood up, and a little caption saying "just add HAMB"

[/ QUOTE ]
Twisted minds think alike! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Smokin Joe]

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[Donzie]

Just a thought:

[Bruce Lancaster]

And I nominate Petejoe's "Hambergrr Helper" artwork for the cover.

[Slide]

"Now even Cheesier"

I like it!

You need to put some grease all over the little mascot hand. Maybe some welding goggles? Naw that'd be too much.

[Boones]

'HAMBulance Chaser' for broken HAMB'ers

[Missing Link]

You're the guy from the HAMBurger Train, right?

[Petejoe]

test
http://volcano.photobucket.com/albums/v11/petejoe/HAMBER_grr_HELPER.jpg

[continentaljohn]

Rat rod helper http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Just kidding but HELL is fricken hilarious... Shit I spit out my coffee http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif So if you brake down you gotta call HELL...... Oh my http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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Hamb Emergeny Location List (HELL)
"Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"


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[roadstar]

"The Hoodlum Pages" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Petejoe]

[ QUOTE ]
Terrifying image that would make a good cartoon stripfor the book: My car is broken down 12 miles outside of Resumespeed, ND. I call HAMB--a pickup truck full of Hambers pulls up, and gets out a set of torches...an hour later, they shake hands Leave me a beer....My car is neatly chopped and spray primered, but still immobile...


[/ QUOTE ]

Bruce, Cracked me up !!!! Don't forget a free beer in hand !!
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[Fatchuk]

Hamber's helping Hamber's accross the world......
Hamber's help pages......fatchuk

[Foul]

vote #2 for Petejoe's HAMBurger Helper
dan

[fuel pump]

Donzie,
That's a great piece of art http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[choprods]

the"HOODLUM PAGES".....FLAT BLACK OF COURSE http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[zonkola]

In trouble? Get on the HORN - the HAMB On-call Resource Network.

[BigDdy31]

[ QUOTE ]
the"HOODLUM PAGES".....FLAT BLACK OF COURSE http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Or the "FBI's 1900 Most Wanted List"?

I like Mass Butcher's HELL idea the best.

Hamb Emergency Location List (HELL) "Need help? Broke down? Go to HELL"

[BARNETT]

The "HAMB Helper" vision popped into my head as well.

I'm kinda partial to HELL, though.

[Mongo]

we could combine the HELP and HELL into H.E.L.L.P. or Hamb Emergency Location List Pamphlet.

[Mongo]

I picture a VonTingler design of a Devil on a hot rod tow truck for the cover.

[BARNETT]

[ QUOTE ]
picture a VonTingler design of a Devil on a hot rod tow truck for the cover.


[/ QUOTE ]

Perfect! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Mass Butcher]

Blatant self lobbying of the HELL name:
http://www.outlawrodparts.com/images/53pupics/HELL.jpg

[SamIyam]

How about the:

"Fuck! I need help!" list?

Sam.

[wingnutz]

"HAMB-A, LAMBDA, LAMBDA the fraternity of busted rods...! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Mark

[klazurfer]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Peter Pan of Chicago]

Petejoe, Mass Butcher, Klazsurfer....Man, we got some talent on this board! That artwork rocks!

Joel http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[jdubbya]

I do not have any artwork to go with this, but here is my suggestion:

Stranded HAMBer In Trouble - List...or just "Shit List"

-Joe

[Mass Butcher]

SHIT list??? I'm already on that list http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif I think
I actually like this. "Hey, I broke down. Who's on my S.H.I.T. list?"
Nice ring to it.

[Big A]

On the SHIT list? Go to HELL.

[296 V8]

Hokey Ass McGyver Book

[BigDdy31]

[ QUOTE ]
...here is my suggestion:

Stranded HAMBer In Trouble - List...or just "Shit List"

-Joe

[/ QUOTE ]

ROFLMAO!!

[32viper]

"Good HAMBs." But I like most of the rest of the suggestions and covers.

[JOECOOL]

The ultimate gift for a good friend "the reach around"

[choprods]

B.M.A.H. .......Bring money and help. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Bruce Lancaster]

"Bring money and help" Don't forget the guns and lawyers!

[oldchevyseller]

HOKEY- ASS- MEMBERS -BOOK http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif ,SIMPLE AND DONE

[Mongo]

One more from Mongo. The HAMB-HAMB or the Hokey Ass Message Board -Help A Member Book. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[FRITZ]

Santa's black list.

[CherryBlossom]

I like either H.E.L.L or S.H.I.T.


that doesn't sound the best...
LOL

[A32Flathead]

Another vote for H.E.L.L.

Love it......

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[geno_86ed]

I dig the whole HELL thing, since I can't think of anything better.

Geno

[MarkX]

I like ...."H.A.M.Ber Helper" and
I like ....the "Hell" book

[QQMOON]

[ QUOTE ]
the HAMB helper booklet

[/ QUOTE ]

HAMB bookLET HAMBLET

[kustombuilder]

[ QUOTE ]
Terrifying image that would make a good cartoon stripfor the book: My car is broken down 12 miles outside of Resumespeed, ND. I call HAMB--a pickup truck full of Hambers pulls up, and gets out a set of torches...an hour later, they shake hands and leave. My car is neatly chopped and spray primered, but still immobile...

[/ QUOTE ]


THAT is funny as hell!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[kustombuilder]

[ QUOTE ]
One more from Mongo. The HAMB-HAMB or the Hokey Ass Message Board -Help A Member Book. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

CLEVER! my favorites are "H.E.L.L. need help, go to HELL!" and "the S.H.I.T. list" is AWESOME!!! great stuff...

[deuceguy]

[ QUOTE ]
or just call it the HAMB helper...have the cover look like a box of hamburger helper...broken down jalopy with the hood up, and a little caption saying "just add HAMB"


[/ QUOTE ]
kinda like this? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[lucky_1974]

I am all over the "HELL" idea. Needs to be flat black with red wheels... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[brewsir]

I'm a married man...so I'm already always on the shit list around here!!! But I like it anyways