Cookie Auction

[hotrodladycrusr]

It's been about a year since my last cookies auction, and since there's no other active auctions going on right now I thought it'd be a perfect time for one.

Up for auction, a HUGE, and I mean HUGE batch of my world famous, homemade chocolate chip cookies. So huge in fact the mail person will need a dolly to carry the box to your door. All you'll have to do is add milk and a few friends, or don't tell anyone and eat them all yourself. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

This is your chance. If you've never attended a car show, cruz nite or any other event where they've been available, now is the time to get some.

Auction starts now and ends on Friday July 2nd at 12 noon EST. When Ryan gets the dough, I'll make and ship, at my expense to anywhere in the world, the fresh, mouth-watering cookies.

Happy bidding http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[shifts]

Lets get this thing going with $50.00, I'm not fat enough yet. JimC, where are you? DAVE

[**DONOTDELETE**]

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When Ryan gets the dough

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No pun intended ?? sorry had to http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Antibilly]

I have some of the Cookie and its GOOOOOOOOOD!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Peter Pan of Chicago]

Oh no ya don't Shifts! Every time I see Denise, there's no cookies left. Youse guys snarf 'em all up. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

$55.00 smackeroos!

Here's a pic of some of my favorite HAMB'rs. Ya see those cookie eating grins? None left for the me. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Joel http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[JimC]

Mr Shifts, sir?
If you want those cookies, and who doesn.t, then bid like you got plenty of money.
I have had the distinct pleasure of tasting HRLC Famous Chocolate Chip Cookies(TN) fresh from the oven.

I am here to thank you and tell you they are the beston this planet.
So, HAMBers, you had better bid this one high to keep me out of it.

Ryan, I may not be able to help myself. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[JimC]

I forgot, the one's I tasted were made with salt freshly imported from Bonneville.

[jalopy43]

They ARE that good!!$62.52 (my old badge#) Sparky

[shifts]

Denise, will you deliver them to the HAMB drags? Then I could share a few w/ JimC. Anyway, I'll say $75.00. DAVE

[Levis Classic]

Doesn't Denise look like the Oracle from the Movie the Matrix in the picture of her makin cookies!

$80 for me.

[roadstar]

Ha ha http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Thats awesome, Denise and all her "DEADBEAT" friends.

DBF
DBD

[DIRTYT]

i hope u have some ready for this weekends road trip me and fat hack our taking!!!! ill by your house begging for em saterday morning hahaha. i wish i could afford this one there so damn gooodddd!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Bryan

[Thirdyfivepickup]

The best cookies EVER! This picture was taken at the HRR about 3 seconds after she opened up the tub.

It was a giant cloud and all I saw were tattoos, arms, cookies and teeth (just like in the fight scenes in the cartoons!)

If I had any money... I'd bid.
I was lucky to come away with two.

[hotrodladycrusr]

Bryan, I just took the last sheet of them out of the oven a few minutes ago for you and the Hacksters trip. Fat Hack will be picking up two boxes of cookies tomorrow from me, ONE for you two to share while on the road trip. The other for Kenny. Kenny's will be sealed so don't even think about sneeking and eating any of his. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat Hack]

Ha Ha Ha...I'll hold Kenny's box in my lap...to keep Bryan out of 'em!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(I can distract him with a Faygo or three along the way...they should make it okay!!)

Thanks again, Denise!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[fab32]

That looks like an $80 batch of cookies to me. Anyone else want to part with more?

[choprods]

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Ha Ha Ha...I'll hold Kenny's box in my lap...to keep Bryan out of 'em!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(I can distract him with a Faygo or three along the way...they should make it okay!!)

Thanks again, Denise!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif



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HAY-IM NOT SURE I LIKE THIS LAP DANCE IDEA DISCO http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif DUDE......... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
MAN- IM GETTING A "COMPTROLLED" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif SUBTANCE ACROSS A STATE LINE ON DISCO MANS LAP?
SOUNDS ILLEGAL TO ME.......

[hotrodladycrusr]

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Denise, will you deliver them to the HAMB drags? Then I could share a few w/ JimC.

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Thats very sweet of you and I'll deliver them there if that is your wish BUT I'd rather send them to you to enjoy with your family NOW. There will be plenty of cookies at the drags for everyone that attends.

[Digger_Dave]

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.... Kenny's (or in my case, Digger's) will be sealed so don't even think about sneeking and eating any of his. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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And I suppose that's what you told John-in-Oz when he came visiting me! I was never so disappointed in my live seeing that bag with only a few crumbs in the bottom.
....until Jan produced the container full!!

Those cookies were still, soft, moist and yummy even after traveling for a week!!

If/when I return the container; can I get a refill?

Ya got to bid on these cookies folks, THEY ARE GREAT!!

[hotrodladycrusr]

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If/when I return the container; can I get a refill?



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Of course sweetheart, anything your little heart desires. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Thanks to everyone for the kudos on the cookies. I really enjoy making them for you guys.

On a sadder note, I've got another cookies auction going with the proceeds going to help with medical bills for Sean, owner of Deadtown Tavern. Please check it out and bid there as well. I promise both batches, to both winners, will be worth their price. Maybe I've even try to get all the Gay Michigan Bitches over to help make them. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Other cookie auction (http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=448502&page=0&view=collap sed&sb=5&o=&fpart=&vc=)

[fab32]

Levi Classic, didn't see your post for $80. now I got to go $85. Too bad it's just a momentary top bid. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Frank

[hotrodladycrusr]

FYI, if the auction hits $100.00 I'll throw in a HUGE batch of <font color="brown">brownies </font> as well http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Here's one of my baking secrets, use a Caddy aircleaner on top of a 455 and they'll turn out AWESOME every time.

[fab32]

OK Denise, now you've done it. There's not a snowballs chance in HELL it will stand but you just forced me to go the $100. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Frank

[Stevie G]

New show on the Food Network....."Cookin' Hot Rod Style" starring Hot Rod Lady Cruiser.
Either that or "The Topless HotRod Cook"

[Digger_Dave]

Denise's cookies are SO GOOD I feel I must advise anyone who plans on transporting them on an International Air Flight that you should be aware of something.

A friend had a "stash" of her cookies in his checked baggage. Just before flight time he was asked to come to the luggage inspection area. It seems a drug "sniffer dog" was going crazy around his bag!

The only way he could apease the dog (and the handler) was to give the dog a half dozen of Denise's cookies and the handler four! (the dog skipped the milk!)
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[Digger_Dave]

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Auction starts now and ends on Friday July 2nd at 12 noon EST

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Denise, shouldn't that be EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME ?

Or is this a little trick??

[RC]

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Here's one of my baking secrets, use a Caddy aircleaner on top of a 455 and they'll turn out AWESOME every time.

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You are just too Funny, I love that pic! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[DIRTYT]

haha i get cookies b4 every one else http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif. thanks so much denise. u rock and roll! that pic was great! haha onley a few more hours till i get cookies for breakfast

Bryan

[fab32]

I shouldn't be eating any cookies, it's not good for my tiny figure. You guys aren't going to quit now are you? This thing should go at least $150. BTTT

Frank

[Boones]

fab is that your bid?

[Fat Hack]

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haha i get cookies b4 every one else http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif. thanks so much denise. u rock and roll! that pic was great! haha onley a few more hours till i get cookies for breakfast

Bryan


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Ha Ha Ha...better get here QUICK, Bro!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[FuelFC]

Those cookies and brownies need to come to TX. $110.

My first sharing will be with Tulsa. I will have Denise split the batch and send 1/2 of it to Rashy to distribute amongst the group who needs it the most. I will cover the extra shipping.

Then a central meet, greet, and feast in D/FW with the other half to reflect on what is still good and right in life. Some cookies, brownies and cold milk, or beer. Yeah cookies and beer.

[CURIOUS RASH]

<font color="green">Awe shucks man.

I have to say that I'm more proud to be associated with the HAMB than my own family.

Well, in retrospect, if you knew my family you would not take that as the compliment I intended it to be.

Just got back from DeadTown and shared with the gang all that is happening here and you could just see the relief.

Damn, I love this place.

RASHY

By the way, I will be in Dallas next weekend and am buying the beer.

RASHY </font>

[Rocky]

Taken in my driveway....they were gone 4 nano seconds later. LAWD! I can eat some cookies...And Denise's are da best!

[Paul]

I too can attest,

today I recieved via the post one big,

nay, one HUGE bag of cookies,

the awsomest!

thanks Denise!!

Paul

[hotrodladycrusr]

Your welcome Paul. Just my way of saying thanks for all your awesome tech posts lately.

I'd like to add a HUGE thank you to Pist-N-Broke for the very generous check for the baking ingredients. It was very thoughtful of you, I do appreciate it.

I'd also like to add a special thank you to Roadstar who has generously offered to pay for the shipping expenses for both cookie auctions.

Now all I have to do is find someone willing to come over and stir http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif......and of course I need a volunteer to lick the spoon as well. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Pist-n-Broke]

I'd like to add a HUGE thank you to Pist-N-Broke for the very generous check for the baking ingredients. It was very thoughtful of you, I do appreciate it.

The pleasure was All mine.
The Wizzard

[Pinball]

if ya need an extra hand baking cooies, just holler. i'll make the drive from yuppieville! would love to bidd but cant rais that kind of cash ata the moment.

pinball

[Levis Classic]

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Now all I have to do is find someone willing to come over and stir ......and of course I need a volunteer to lick the spoon as well.

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My Mom used to whoop my ass with a wooden spoon - does that qualify me to lick the spoon?!!!!

[Smokin Joe]

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My Mom used to whoop my ass with a wooden spoon - does that qualify me to lick the spoon?!!!!

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My Mom stuck my hand to the table with a fork when I reached fer the taters before saying Grace! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

So I says, "Grace, would you please pass me some of them taters!" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Damned hard to run when you're nailed to the table with a fork... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[shifts]

Just got to work &amp; sitting drinking my morning coffee thinkig about those cookies &amp; brownies. Kinda like going to a grocery store when when you're hungry, so hows $125.00? DAVE

[FuelFC]

Well $125 sounds pretty good, but not as good as $150. Shipping will be covered as well. However I do expect a signed 8X10 picture of Denise as well. I'll buy the frame.

[hotrodladycrusr]

WOW, I'm floored! You guys ROCK!

There is still 45 minutes left, so good luck to all who want the cookies http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Shipping is covered though, so is the frame for a 8X10 of ME if that is what you truely want http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif Hows a photo of me next to Big Olds with me mixing the cookie dough in a huge bowl, wearing an apron of course http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I'm going to throw in some cool photo CD's of hot rods from the last couple of years too http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[shifts]

With a pic? That does it, $175.00 DAVE

[hotrodladycrusr]

AND THE WINNER IS.........

Dave!!!!

Congrats Bud! and thank you SOOOOOO much for your continued support of the HAMB. Your the greatest.

Send your moola to Ryan and I'll send you all the goodies. PM me your snail mail address and everything will be on their way!

xoxoxoxoxox

[FuelFC]

Damn eastern time. DAMMIT>>>>>

[shifts]

FuelFC PM your addy to me, I'm gonna share some w/ you. But you aint getting the pic. DAVE

[hotrodladycrusr]

You've got about half on hour on the other cookie auction (http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=457808&amp;page=0&amp;view=collap sed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;fpart=1&amp;vc=1&amp;PHPSESSID=) that will help Sean Howards family.

Bid away sweetheart! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(I'll include a photo too for you if you win that one http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif )

[hotrodladycrusr]

Dave, your just tooooo sweet for words. You keep all the treats for yourself, I'll make sure FuelFC is taken care of http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[FuelFC]

Damn, http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif I was thinking of that pic of Denise in her apron posing against the car. Witha a sultry look, spatula smacking her http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif, a little chocolate smeard right across those lips http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif........Ahh whoops sorry wrong board. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

As for the sharing. I want you to find a deserving soul who can appreciate the kindness of your offer. Spread em around your group and have a few good thoughts. You won, you deserve it. And I know those extra pounds will look much better on you than me! LOL!

[shifts]

Ya mean they arent low carb? Oh well, I'll drink a diet coke w/ them &amp; it will even it all out. DAVE

[FuelFC]

Or if you drink, Mich Light or one of those other diet beers might work. I'd go for Little Walters or Rhinelander myself. Of course you are pretty close to Jake Liene.