NEW FRIEND NEEDS HELP!

[tommybartlett]

so my buddy dylan (stylindylan) met this girl on the interweb and she flew to minnesota from beverly hills to see us, her name is samantha McNeily. SHE HAS THIS BAD ASS "49 MERC. but theres only one thing wrong with it, actually two things. it needs chopped and it needs shaved door handles. apparently she cant do it herself, so maybe you fellas can hambchop it up. im sure she can get you all ample pbr.

[choprods]

Come on Now......do you believe that? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[oldchevyseller]

sure and the tooth fairy promised me a good time instead of cash,well, i think i was dreaming

[yorgatron]

fuck you.

[Hard On Parts]

What is the punch line?

[Sukie]

So where's the Intro post . Tommy http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[radical56chevy]

i just don't understand the newbies these days..either they post sh#t for sale first post or ask us to build them a car. i'm all for helping people out if the ask or need it. but i'de never walk in someones garage with out letting them know who i was..
good luck on your freinds help but i don't think anyone here is gonna help ya..
just my 2cents...........

[fab32]

There seems to be a lot of homeless people wandering in the door lately. What bothers me is they all seem to think this place should cater to whatever they are doing at the time. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Frank

[metalshapes]

This is funny!!
She told you she has a Merc, and you told her you could get it chopped for free.

And you were both lying...

[snapper]

Hey... Aren't you one of those guys I saw at the stop light today holding up a sign on a piece of cardboard??? H

[old beet]

Samantha,B-Hills,49 Merc. Even us guys in Washington are smarter than YOU!!!!................OLDBEET

[slammed]

D.A.R.E and 'Just say no' were ignored.

[JimC]

Yeah! I'll do it.
Send here to me, alone, with the beer.

But, I gotta know, she ain't no Orcabetty, is she?`

[40oz.]

i think alot of these so called newbys are actually GERM just trying to piss off the staff, most of these here lately have just been too stupid to be for real.

[choprods]

TommyBartlett - You exemplify the NEW WORLD ORDER of your age group......you should now display two gold stars on your permanent record at this time......I know there are morally responsible youths these days and some really good hearted ones too....BUT by and large there are a SHITLOAD of you little pencildick weasels who have the AUDACITY to step up on a hot rod board like this and ask for our EYE TEETH/or a free CHOP TOP etc etc.....
I personally am scared shitless of you little bastards taking your place in the decision making roles of OUR future.
Im sure as an excuse -you had to raise yourself-but You could stand to learn a little respect and humility my friend...but thats advice, Im sure will go unheeded. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
rather than tell you how I really feel Ill cut it to this short sweetened version........ http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Toqwik]

You gotta be fuckin kiddin me..........................TOQWIK

[Mike]

Hey Ace, you ask people you don't know to chop and shave a car for a girl that you just met and the payment for the job is shitty beer. What a slapped ass.

Plus, there ain't nothing "wrong" with an un-shaved, un-chopped '49 Merc (nothing "wrong" with shaved and chopped '49 Mercs either). I reckon it says somewhere in the "rockariffic greaser manual" that all '49 Mercs must be shaved and chopped (probably flat black also), just like it says you must drink shitty, headache in a can beer (PBR).

Go pound sand, pinhead.

[CURIOUS RASH]

<font color="green">So, you're telling us you met a girl desperate enough to be meeting people on the net AND flying halfway across the country to meet guaranteed loser stock?

Something tells me SHE needs the CHOP and SHAVE, a little nip and tuck are probably in order as well.

Where do people this stupid come from?

What keeps them from swallowing their own tongues?

RASHY </font>

[Skate Fink]

RYAN........GRIMLOK...........PLEASE FLUSH THE TOILET!!!!

[oldchevyseller]

and hang up a new no pest strip thankx

[Germ]

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i think alot of these so called newbys are actually GERM just trying to piss off the staff, most of these here lately have just been too stupid to be for real.

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SUBLIME SUCKS, FAG...................

[tommybartlett]

im sorry to have offended you all and to have soiled you oh-so-prestigious interweb messageboard. boo fucking hoo. ive been banned before and i dont give a fuck if im banned again.

[Chopped50Ford]

pfft. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

If she is from Beverly Hills, why doesnt she pay to chop it...or Daddy at that? Im sure they have heard of $$$$?

I couldn't affort to "Crap" in Beverly Hills.

This guy is a perfect "how not to do it" Poster child. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Levis Classic]

We need picture of the chick and car!

[topdeadcenter]

[ QUOTE ]
ive been banned before and i dont give a fuck if im banned again.

[/ QUOTE ]

Isn't this the PUKE that posted the Chopper parts and then stuffed them on ePay? I think that dude was from MN too.

Either way with an attitude like this, we don't need you around here. If you were banned before, take the hint.

Mike

[nekroman]

Not all bad things come from mn. Just this asshole.

[BigDdy31]

Hey guys, really, let's be sweet and help. He's just a young, desperate, chubby boy in search of a little sump'n sump'n.I know none of us were ever quite this desperate but still...

Let's really put some inovation into the deal. I know one of us has a seriously fubar Merc roof and instead of chopping, we could ADD 3 inches to the roof for genuine billy look. Plus I have 3 gallons of lavender paint I'd be happy to donate cuz we all know it's really THIS fruitloop's car that we'll be 'kustomizing' anyway.

Now go sell somethin' in the Classifieds so I can bust ya up some more ya freakin' mooch!

[Upchuck]

Help!

My "friend" has these 3 21 year old Babes comeing over from sweden next weekend for a 4some and I told them I have a really nice hotrod, the problem is I don't got one and I just know the girls are looking forward to a ride in something other than my bed..........Soooooo if anyone has one I can have well that would go far for the second days "activities"

No? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[nekroman]

Anything for a hamber.....

[k9racer]

Is it the first day of April again?

[four-thirteen]

i love kraftwerk. i just love to toss one on the turntable and blast it up while i get stoned and play pingpong. and dylan knows better than to be hanging around with chicks from the west coast.

is she still here? i wanna meet her.......