Lame Ass Mini Crotch Rockets..

[Cadillacin Marcus]

What is it with grown men riding these mini motorcycles? I have these neighboors who fuckin ride up and down the court all day long on these noisy bitches.I don't get it? they go like 15 MPH.. as I write this post the fuckers just buzzed by again!! DAMN! Holmes!! I think I need a hearing aid now!!..They go up and down the court go back in the garage and tune these little fuckin lawmowers,its fuckin funny as hell.What do they think? That they are going to get it up to 20MPH and break a land speed record?!! Oh shit here they go again they're bringing out of the garage..oh man musta made some serious adjustments.hahahaha!! GEEKS! Oh wait you gotta see this.. they are drag racing now..bah hahahaha!! This shit is funny!!I think I'll grab my sons BMX bike and challenge them for pinks! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[KCsledz]

I think they are cool!

[Unkl Ian]

Born to be Mild. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Cadillacin Marcus]

hahaha!! Its like them nerds on the power scooters.Why not just walk? You'll get there faster!

[SwitchBlade327]

we sell em at the parts store i work at. They're pretty gay, but with a little work they could be made to be pretty neat lookin'. The company sells a sprocket & chain set that makes them go 40-45 mph as opposed to the 15-20.....

I think this post is gay, but I had that to add....maybe I'm kinda gay too.....

[Tool]

The shop next to ours sells those little pieces of crap. They offer a "High Performance" option that will get up to 40 mph, for $750 dollars.

And they buzz around on them all day long, it has gotten to the point where we want them to get ran over.

[RotHod]

Actually the Polini ones get up to 80mph, just dont hit a pot hole going that fast!! RIP

[SwitchBlade327]

for the love of fuck's sake.... They're only supposed to be $405 AFTER tax.....

[Sam F.]

i have one,,i stold it though

[Fat Hack]

I dunno...Safariknut looks like he has a blast on his...I'd dig scootin' around on one sometime! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Autozone around here sells those things...and Murray's sells Harley-styled mini-bikes!

There all toys man...big or small we love 'em all! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Jake H.]

They ride those goofy-ass things all over the roads, here. My take is it's Darwinism in action. Eventually, it frees up the traffic flow if enough dumb-asses rear end Escalades on their "pocket rockets".

[speedaddict]

who cares... If you don't like them, don't ride them. I'd rather be seen riding the mini crotch rocket than that T-bird with the "show stopping" paint job your brother has....

[76ltd]

I had one for a while and it would run thirty easy and it was an eBay cheapie. 30 mph...that close to the ground is a bit of a rush.it feels alot faster. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifHigh speed wobbles suck http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif here a link to some ebay ones.
go ride one and then see how you feel.

http://search.ebay.com/pocket-bike_W0QQsosortpropertyZ1

[Tony]

I bought one a couple months ago. Yup, it's gay, but fun.
No different than my old mini bike..
except the mini rocket does around 35 and my old mini bike probably did 10 or 15.

Just something to kill time with when i get aggravated in the garage.

I guess i just don't wanna grow old http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Muttley]

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who cares... If you don't like them, don't ride them. I'd rather be seen riding the mini crotch rocket than that T-bird with the "show stopping" paint job your brother has....



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That was harsh....Funny....But harsh. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

BTW Marcus I agree those things are gay.

[Cadillacin Marcus]

Man the Old Honda Mini bikes were the shit!! We tweaked the hell out of those things,they were death traps when we were done,no helmets no protection just some jeans and a T shirt!! I miss the old days when shit was unsafe and unpolitically correct..We had balls back then..

[Cadillacin Marcus]

Speedaddict why did you email me saying you liked the T Bird and wanted to buy it..??

[speedaddict]

haha, that was a good comeback! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Cadillacin Marcus]

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[redmeat]

<font color="red"> SHIT 40 mph...we got peiced together old mini-bikes with 5hp motors with manire use carbs that were built for less then100 bucks that will do close to 50mph......fools and their $$$$$....ask 52plybizcoupe..his hauls serious ass!(mini-bike that is)......wait til Jimmy2bottles gets his finished with an 8hp briggs and a torque-averter....

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[12packo94s]

nitrous express makes a pocket bike kit

been thinkin about trying it !!!!!!!!