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Alfster
06-09-2004, 07:48 AM
<font color="blue"> Remember, safety first kids.... put a brick behind the wheel so the car doesn't roll.. </font>

Paul
06-09-2004, 08:51 AM
the urban deadfall,

used by urban hunters to catch and kill street welders.

Petejoe
06-09-2004, 08:55 AM
What a fuckin idiot!
When I was on the fire and rescue, I seen first hand what a squashed body looks like under a car. Not a pretty site and very easily done. What a fuckin idiot.
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used by urban hunters to catch and kill street welders.


[/ QUOTE ] LMAO

Paul
06-09-2004, 09:11 AM
the ironic thing is,

it'll prolly be the tank exploding that knocks those 4x4s out.

JamesG
06-09-2004, 09:21 AM
"Heres your sign" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

The37Kid
06-09-2004, 10:15 AM
TERRORIST DIES ATTACHING TRUCK BOMB

4t64rd
06-09-2004, 10:22 AM
Larry, tired of not being able to see traffic lights over SUVs, welds the stilt brackets on to the passenger side of his truck...

caffeine
06-09-2004, 10:25 AM
you want WHAT pistriped??? sure..no problem..

Kojack
06-09-2004, 11:10 AM
And this weeks Darwin award goes to...

magnet
06-09-2004, 11:50 AM
"It sure was good of superman to prop this truck up..."

"i told you it was safe to weld a tank with gas in it.. see!"

"all this... because i cant weld overhead"

"this is great! i knew this welder i got for my birthday would come in handy"

"i wonder how i an going to get this thing down from these 4x4's"

30roadster
06-09-2004, 12:06 PM
"how to tenderize and BBQ in one easy step"

Smokin Joe
06-09-2004, 12:43 PM
Shallow end of the gene pool! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sad part is his relatives will probably sue the city, the truck manufacturer, the welder manufacturer, the power company and whoever took the picture. They'll win big and travel the world.

We learned how to catch squirrels in similar traps when I was a kid! The squirrels were smart enough to stay out of the trap unless you baited it tho. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

long island vic
06-09-2004, 12:45 PM
see this 2x4 holding up my truck.. its really my family tree

Bumpstick
06-09-2004, 12:58 PM
MEXICAN JACK STANDS! It's o.k., I'm a steenkin' beaner. -stick
P.S. Q. Who's the the most popular guy at a Mexican wedding? A. The guy with the jumper cables! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Bumpstick
06-09-2004, 01:01 PM
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Fat Hack
06-09-2004, 01:10 PM
"As Bo and Luke made their third pass...Cooter nailed down the World's Record for speed-welding..."

(Cooter would later tell reporters on the scene that he coulda done it in TWO passes if only the boys hadn't rattled him by blowing the Dixie horn each time by!)

jalopy43
06-09-2004, 01:15 PM
Don't try this at home!! ,But it's ok on the street,to put on a show for the spectators. Looks like a Budlight Moment(tm)

Dat Dirty Rat
06-09-2004, 01:50 PM
Now accepting applications to appear on 'Monster Garage'.



Dirty

34Hupmobile
06-09-2004, 02:24 PM
The border patrol will never find the stash if I weld the box under here.

k-member
06-09-2004, 03:05 PM
With extreme acuracy, Delbert welds on the high performance muffler bearing.

geno_86ed
06-09-2004, 08:24 PM
"If only I had two more boards my back wouldn't hurt from leaning over."

"Always remember proper safety while welding. Notice this man unrolled his cuffs so not to catch sparks, and is wearing the proper welding shield. Safety is job #1"

"Cletus was perplexed until he fashioned jackstands from his back porch."

"TECH... How to make your own jackstands from wood to avoid those ever increasing steel prices."

"With high gas prices, it was time for Jim Bob to fix that gas leak."

That is the coolest pic ever. People like that make me happy.

Geno

Mongo
06-09-2004, 08:54 PM
I Know that hide-a-key is here some where.

Levis Classic
06-09-2004, 09:40 PM
Stupid Fuck!