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[Alfster]

<font color="red">I thought of something like:............

Worlds strongest man....... </font>

[Fat Hack]

"He's stealing one of our V8s...Pursuit Special on Methane...super hot!"

[CLSSY56]

"Am I cool now?"

[kritz]

"stop lady, my kid's under there!!!!!"

[kustombuilder]

worlds ugliest car goes up in smoke, owner is unable to fan out the flames.

[Mr. Happy]

"Lone man instigates blazing one-tire-fire."

[CTFuzz]

The sign says "STOP"!

[InjectorTim]

"In a drug sting gone wrong a 9 lb. bag of cocaine was run over by undercover police officers.The police commisioner has declined to comment at this time."

[RotHod]

[ QUOTE ]
I thought of something like:............

Worlds strongest man.......



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...or worlds dumbest man!

[Rix2Six]

How about...

CARB (California Air Resource Board) tries new tactics to apprehend gross polluters.

[Brad54]

Manual Brakes.

[cougardan]

Gimmee Back My SON !

[Fat Hack]

NASCAR Official attempts to curb excessive celebratory burnout after Holden Monaro claims upset win at the 2005 Daytona 500...NASCAR hands victory to Dale Jr!

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[flatheadpete]

"Man, If I would've changes that head gasket, I wouldn't have to push this POS. You on the motorcycle, Gotta a tow chain?"

[Chopped50Ford]

"Get back in that parking spot!!!"

[nekroman]

She's got an attitude, I say one thing about nitrous and 20 inch wheels and look how she reacts.

[cougardan]

<font color="red"> </font> Get back in that house ! You're NOT going to your mothers... and the CIALUS was Your idea! My Four hours aren't up yet Dammit !

[Stevie G]

"Don't make me angry....you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

[65Luck]

"You WILL yield to pedestrians!"

[flatlandman]

"Canadian car jackings on the rise. "

[quickrod]

jesus christ,this company BETTER get a new fucking parking place striper,or i SWEAR i'm quittin!!

[59BuickWagon]

I told you my buddy was getting thru this intersection on his motorcycle first and I'm SERIOUS!

[Travis]

"Four-door? Check. Black primer? Check. But your wheels are WHITE!! You can't fucking come into the Rockasilly Orcabetty show until you paint them red!"

[oddrod]

"olof i'm telling you the truth, this is how to properly allign your fender. i read it on the hamb during tech week!"

[dieselc]

pedestrians have had enough of cross walks and are fighting back,

[Leon]

I said it would look better with FLAMES!

[34Hupmobile]

First I accidentally top off the tank with kerosene and now no reverse! It just isn't my day!

[rare32]

I said you're not going anywhere till I get my damm fingers out from under the hood!

[Spitfire1776]

"Another 70's shit bag mucle car blows a gasket, after the ill-fated antics of a failure circus freak."

[Kojack]

"Hey Ted, I think the E-brake is on."

[SamIyam]

"Ok Dave... you get in the car and do a brake-stand... and I'll act like I'm holding you back... while Phil takes the picture. Nobody is smart enough to notice that the brake lights are on and I'm an idiot"

Sam.

[dixiedog]

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NASCAR Official attempts to curb excessive celebratory burnout after Holden Monaro claims upset win at the 2005 Daytona 500...NASCAR hands victory to Dale Jr!

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif





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Even though he finished 10th - it was done just because he is "Junior" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Kilroy]

"I just saw "Chopper" for the 15th time... I look just like him but with both ears... I bet I can stop that car with my bare hands....

Yep. Now I think I'll go start a Bikey war..."

[Oilcan Harry]

This parking space is Mr. Trump's.

[Brad54]

Every squirrel's hero.

[Dat Dirty Rat]

You are not coming into 'the Rumble' with this piece of shit!..

Dont make me get RYAN!!!