The true history of Von Dutch!

[Brootal]

This little snippet of historical fact was in the "Sunday Magazine" insert for the Sunday Telegraph paper here in Sydney...

"The LA-based label was created by the late 1950s hot rod artist Kenneth Howard, aka Von Dutch, who embraced everything vintage, from classic threads to custom hot rods. The California artist, musician and car nut died in 1992, but his label lives on with the mantra "freedom, style, sex, power and motion", which isn't a bad motto to live by."

WTF??? At least they spent the time to find out who the hell Von Dutch was, but I thought the only thing he embraced was a bottle of wine! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Of course, the snippet was accompanied by a photo of Paris Hilton going to the opening of an envelope somewhere.

[Tim]

good lord,

should have seend leno trying to explain it to some air head on late night last week, like a train wreck

[Harrison]

Who really gives a shit about Von Dutch? At this stage of the game I'm more interested in Paris Hilton.

JH

[Kojack]

Just goes to show... people don't know shit about shit.

And Paris Hilton is ugly as hell.

[Missing Link]

I like slamming my cock in the car door until it looks like a ping-pong paddle

[Harrison]

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I like slamming my cock in the car door until it looks like a ping-pong paddle

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I hear Paris Hilton likes to watch this type of activity.

JH

[55olds88]

Yup Paris is right up there with Pammy on the America's biggest slapper list, both are enough to make me change channels.

[Deyomatic]

Paris looks like a puppet from the Dark Crystal. The other one, Nicki, is a babe.

[choprods]

I saw Dennis Rodman wearing a Von Dutch vest on Leno a while back..............fuckin shitheads.......not a damned one who buys that stuff NOW would give a shit less ,who or what he was [or did].

[IntrstlarOvrdrve]

Oh well, I tried to explain it to my girls familly...they have no clue...just like the rest!

[Harrison]

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I saw Dennis Rodman wearing a Von Dutch vest on Leno a while back..............fuckin shitheads.......not a damned one who buys that stuff NOW would give a shit less ,who or what he was [or did].

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I know who he was and I still don't give a shit.

JH

[burndup]

She's rich, she's got nice tits, she can drink like a fish... whats not to love about her?

LIKE YOUD REEEALLY BE LOOKIN AT HER FACE ifya got the chance!

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I'd wish her dead if I had a daughter, tho...

I made one of my alky freinds a "Von Drunk" shirt... am I going to hell now?

[DrJ]

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good lord,

should have seend leno trying to explain it to some air head on late night last week, like a train wreck

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That was Anna Nicole Smith who is a "spokes model" for Von Dutch now and she thinks Von Dutch is a fFrench clothing designer.
Jay was trying to explain who he really was ut gave up and just asked her how many moons circle the planet she's on. and she said "lots"!

[hankcash]

Why in the hell do we keep going back to this shit?

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HC

[flatshoebox]

I just shout out, "Kenneth Howard rules"...and they just roll thier eyes and say whatever..
He's gotta be spinning in his grave over this shit! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Brootal]

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Why in the hell do we keep going back to this shit?

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HC

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Yeah... I know. Just wanted to let you know how long it took to get to Australia.

[Mojo]

Just goes to show that some reporters make shit up, instead of looking up some facts. Or, maybe they looked up the facts, and decided that pop culture didn't need to know he was an "eccentric".

If that's the version of Von Dutch they're passing around, gotta make you wonder about validity of the "serious" news stories...

BTW, how much you want to bet the clothing line people sent the "reporter" that little factoid about his history...

[Jeem]

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BTW, how much you want to bet the clothing line people sent the "reporter" that little factoid about his history...

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You think?!

[Jimv]

I thought Kenneth Howard was the guy who played the "White Shadow"? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
JimV

[Mai Ki-Ki]

If paris had a boob job and wore a paper bag on her head, i'd still kick her out of bed once i was done.

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[Jester]

I'd put it on Paris Hilton with a old rusted up greased brake over bar, screw her in the ear (so she can hear me comming)..........You know.....outa respect for Kenneth Howard........ok well more for the fact I'm twisted.

[Jake H.]

Ooh, I can see it all coming together, now. Dutch in his shop, working on a homemade rifle, or making a knife blade by hand. All of a sudden, a light bulb pops over his head. Then he slurs to himself, "I know!. I should design some sexy vintage threads before I completely pickle my liver! Then I can finally be a part of the lexicon. That's it! Make my mark on pop culture with stylish trucker hats for the kids on the MTV!" Who fawkin' cares what Hollywierd thinks. As for Paris, there's room for her on the stickshift.

[Nads]

I wanna make love to Harris Pilton.

[Harrison]

Nads, I want her when you're done. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

JH

[hankcash]

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Nads, I want her when you're done. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

JH

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You probably want here BEFORE Nads.... remember he lives in Florida, got only knows what cooties he's got on his poker!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

HC

[Fat Hack]

You guys are SO behind the times!

Haven't you heard?

Paris just signed a modeling contract to endorse the new Van Damn! swimwear line.

The first project was the Marcus Head Bikini(tm)...available in seven strap colors for ALL personalities and occasions....

(shown here in Poser Pink)

Sheeesh...don't you people read "PEOPLE"??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Kilroy]

Nads..

Who's he?

[hankcash]

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Paris looks like a puppet from the Dark Crystal. The other one, Nicki, is a babe.

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I just found some of my old movie reels... I have an original copy of Dark Crystal and Damned if you aren't right....
That one does look like her!!!
hahahahahahah

HC

[SamIyam]

Cosmo' says you're fat... well, I ain't down with that... I wanna a girl with a motor in the back of her Honda...
-Sir Mix-a-Lot

[hankcash]

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Cosmo' says you're fat... well, I ain't down with that... I wanna a girl with a motor in the back of her Honda...
-Sir Mix-a-Lot

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My anaconda don't want one, unless she's got buns hun.....
You can do sidebends or sit-ups, but please don't loose that butt!

HC

[SamIyam]

You're going to have to change your name to HankMix-a-Lot!!
Hahahaha!!
Sam.

[67Imp.Wagon]

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good lord,

should have seend leno trying to explain it to some air head on late night last week, like a train wreck

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That was Anna Nicole Smith who is a "spokes model" for Von Dutch now and she thinks Von Dutch is a fFrench clothing designer.
Jay was trying to explain who he really was ut gave up and just asked her how many moons circle the planet she's on. and she said "lots"!

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I saw on TV that they are gonna be makeing the Anna Nicole line of Von Dutch.

All Von Dutch is to most people is a fashion lable. Thats all they think it is.