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Fat Hack
05-02-2004, 10:55 AM
Hmmm, 5000 posts already? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

(Not really...a glitch somewhere credited me with an extra "few"..but who's counting??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

Here's all I gots ta offer at the moment, a simple artifact with rich, genuine Michigan Gay Bitch hostory!

This handsome black & white dice shift knob was on Donzie's tub when my bro-in-law took delivery of it a few months ago. He quickly installed a flight cap clad skull knob, and passed this one off to me for possible use on da Hackmobile.

Since I've decided to run with the stock column shift adapted to work a GM slush pump, I think I'll retain the stock knob and put this groovy piece up for bids ta benefit da HAMB!

Just to save ya a few questions, it appears to be made of a hard resin, and is pretty small...fits nicely in the hand. There's a set screw in the base that helps to hold the thing on your shaft (!) and it's in pretty good shape considering the car it came off of!

(Ha Ha Ha...totally KIDDING, Donzie!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

Here's your chance to own a Genuine Gay Bitch artifact! HAMBers from Michigan have automatic member status, but HAMBers from, say...California or FLORIDA are also welcome to bid on this thing and claim their small piece of Gay Bitch coolness!!

If desired...I can even HAND PAINT the aged, off-white dots PINK for ya...just say the word and I'll be happy to dab a little EXTRA gayness on it for ya!

Cool "as is"...or have it Nick Lowe style (Pinker And Prouder Than Previous)...your choice!

Auction will end next Sunday (May 9) at 9pm EST! Winning bidder sends loot to Ryan and I send the official Gay Bitch knob once funds are received on his end! Bid now, bid OFTEN...!!!

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jdubbya
05-02-2004, 11:06 AM
I hope you washed that thing before you handled it too much! You never know where Donzie's hands have been. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Although I have no use for it, I will start the bidding at a cool 5 bux. -Joe

Skate Fink
05-02-2004, 11:16 AM
........considering the fact that I'm Johnny Ace's "bitch"TM and the colorful history behind this piece AND the fact that it is put up by the "Hackster" hisself (I'm still going to do that "art project" man..).....AND...anything that supports the HAMB is a good thing, I'll go $31.17!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

porknbeaner
05-02-2004, 11:42 AM
32.00 If it'll give the board a leg up and was in a HAMBers ride at one time I'll add it to my collection.
Then when I'm dead and gone my grand daughter can start a new nostalgia resurgence and it'll be all about us and our rides. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Skate Fink
05-02-2004, 02:28 PM
.........all that valuable shit???.....$46.13!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Skate Fink
05-02-2004, 05:49 PM
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Ha Ha...where DO you come up with your dollar/cent figures, Pat??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif



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........it all comes in a "vision" grasshopper.........I become one with the object and follow the "force"......... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

roadstar
05-03-2004, 09:40 AM
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Ha Ha...where DO you come up with your dollar/cent figures, Pat??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif



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Ha ha ha..HEy HAck...

$51.50

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porknbeaner
05-03-2004, 10:17 AM
Damn altogether tooooo much stuff to keep track of.
I'll go 52.98 and use the damned thing in one of my projects perhaps the coupe, naw the F-Truck aw hell I'll use it in something anyway.
The PknBner http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

porknbeaner
05-03-2004, 12:22 PM
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You're a brave, brave man, Beaner!



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Actually D...lincs says I'm nutz, or is that haz. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Thought ya might like the rag, needs some work but its like a project never perfect but always gettin' closer.

Donzie
05-03-2004, 04:59 PM
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I hope you washed that thing before you handled it too much! You never know where Donzie's hands have been. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
-Joe

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Hey, I always wash my hands before I..........ah, handle anything.
Ok, I am so honored to have anyone wanting this pc. I'll have Hack send it to me, I'll sign it and send it on to the winner. And MAYBE I'll throw a little something else in too.
Hmmm, I wonder if I'd have to pack it in dry ice?
Yea, yeah, I know, I'm a nice guy. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Germ
05-04-2004, 03:43 AM
better SEND me something for 5000 POSTS in a YEAR...
and for STEALING my LYRICS.....

XOXOXOX
germ

Donzie
05-05-2004, 11:28 PM
Hack, as I said, if you want to send it to me I'll put my personal "touch" on it and add a little something "special" to the package. I will then send it on to the winner.

porknbeaner
05-06-2004, 11:51 AM
Hey I still like that shifter. Now Donnzie is sweetening the deal (it will be sweet right? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif)
Hope I'm still winning. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Donzie
05-06-2004, 05:11 PM
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Hey I still like that shifter. Now Donnzie is sweetening the deal (it will be sweet right? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif)
Hope I'm still winning. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


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Like a Hostess "Fruit" Pie! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Donzie
05-09-2004, 06:02 PM
"...up his "sleeve"."
That's a good one! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

jerry
05-09-2004, 10:27 PM
lets make it 54.98. make a good mate for my cro-mag.


jerry