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Fat Hack
04-23-2004, 04:12 PM
Ha Ha...you thought I meant VOLKSWAGENS??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Naw...what could ya need to know about THEM that they didn't cover in second grade auto shop? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I mean...REAL DEAD BUGS!!!

(Being biology and medicine ain't my strong points!)

Okay, here's the scenario...as only a screwball like me could play it out...

You stumble onto some old artifacts in your basement while rumaging around in a futile search for a single, old style round 12v headlight for your car.

After finding a bag filled with new automotive gauges stashed there years ago, you find yourself temporarily distracted by them and pick out the two best ones for installation in your car.

Getting back to the search, you discover a groovy, vintage 70s glass Pepsi bottle way back on a shelf that hasn't seen the light of day since the Reagan administration at least! No wimpy 16.9oz bottle, this is the bigger 750ml deal!

A little dusty, but in otherwise great shape...except for being occupied by a couple of those creepy household centipede thingys!

(Luckily, they're long dead, so you dump their corpses into the trash then dash upstairs to clean and rinse the bottle out for possible future use!)

You see where this is going already, dontcha? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Could those creepy little varmints have left any contaminents on the glass bottom of the bottle that a good rinsing with antibacterial soap wouldn't wash away as they lay ther rotting for who knows how long?

(Yeah, maybe I took in too much Sci-Fi as a kid! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif)

Safe to use for a cool drinking container or not???

(Told ya it was a retarded question...but someone here will know!!!)

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Oh yeah...I actually DID find ONE headlight, too...just need to scour the Earth for another! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Upchuck
04-23-2004, 04:25 PM
them centipede things will leave eggs that nothing any of us can buy legally will kill, and if one of them gets in your guts well maybe 3 or 4 months from now you'll get all bunged up and you'll see your belly skin start to move around, by then its likely to late for you

so incase you go slurping back them eggs and whatnot you mind willing me some of your tools and good stuff? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Bigcheese327
04-23-2004, 04:28 PM
It strikes me that this vintage container might make a better puke tank than a drinking container... However, you're probably safe. If not, try a diluted bleach solution and then plenty of fresh water?

wayfarer
04-23-2004, 05:32 PM
rinse the bottle with a mixture of bleach and water. If you rinse it enough with water afterwards, the bleach taste will be gone. There really shouldn't be anything in there that could hurt you, but if you are that paranoid about it do the bleach thing. Antibacterial soap will kill most bacteria, but not viruses and other microbes. Chlorine bleach is the only substance known to kill viruses when cleaning. In reality, you could probably just rinse it out and drink out of it. There are probably worse things growing on your kitchen counter than are in that bottle. Just a little info from your HAMB biologist.

Upchuck
04-23-2004, 05:34 PM
the stuff under your fingernails and in your belly button are likely to kill you long before that dead bug stuff in the bottle http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

TINGLER
04-23-2004, 07:09 PM
Hey man,
Don't eat a slug out of the backyard though.
I have read where that shit will fuck you up big time!

I ate raw deer meat one time........

I lived. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Revhead
04-23-2004, 07:26 PM
It could happen.... http://www.cliftongarage.com/images/img_alien_h.jpg

choprods
04-23-2004, 08:13 PM
isnt that what they do at McDonalds? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif-sorry no refund-It'll be OK sir.there is no problem with your drink ,is there?can we supersize that for ya? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

noboD
04-23-2004, 09:49 PM
Spray 9 claims it kills the aids virus. Try that just in case they were gay.

RileyRacing
04-23-2004, 10:11 PM
Shit dawg, I just got some Glass bottles of Pepsi from bro man Donnie... they be from Mexico, by way of FLA... if ya needs a bottle, these are clean... well, we drank outta em anyways! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jay

Missouri_Mike
04-23-2004, 10:22 PM
Hey Hack..you ever see that Star Trek movie where Mr. Fantasy Island puts the critters in the good guys' ear? I think them things were cousins of the ones in your bottle...

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Mutt
04-24-2004, 12:02 AM
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Spray 9 claims it kills the aids virus. Try that just in case they were gay.

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Hmmm...didn't think to check if they were both males or not...hard tellin' with all them LEGS! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif





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Odd number of legs = male....Don't touch the one in the middle. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Mutt