Helloooooo

[beautifuldisaster]

I am new to this board. We went to VLV this year and really caught the lifestyle. My boyfriend and I live in the Dallas area and wondered how many from this area are here (saw a few looking around)
Also, how do you get in a car club and do you have to have a certain year car to join (asking for my BF)
We have a late 60's dodge.

[Flexicoker]

Whereabouts in Dallas area do you live? I'm in Coppell. Welcome to the board from a fellow newb.

[bufordtjustice]

Welcome to the HAMB. You shouldnt have any trouble finding anybody from your area as this is becoming Texas's second home. Hope you enjoy it.
Greg

[Germ]

I heard "THEM" was looking to bring MEMBERSHIP numbers,,, inline with the MARTHA STERWART SEWING CIRCLE-INSIDER TRADER(tm), CURTAIN MAKING
STICKER COLLECTING GROUP,,

To get in
THEM

You can BE BI-SEXUAL,
But only BI WEEKLY,,,,


CAR CLUBS are for people who cant decide what T-SHIRT to wear when they WAKE up in the MORNING...
and for guys who run their ROADSTER winshields in the 90 degree position,,,

"WE CANT MAKE DOOR LATCHES FOR OUR SHITBOX, so we'll WATCH "COOOP" on A&E, and WELD them CLOSED,,,

What do two LESBIAN chicks APPLY for when they want to get MARRIED in SAN FAGSICKO???

A LIQUOR LICENSE....

Can your B-FRIEND build a SMALL BLOCK """CUBAN style"""" like my BOY """"BURNDUP""""".?????

DOES it run on SALMON EGGS and CIGAR ASHES??

I'm going to do a HAMB AUCTION and gather some MONEY to buy BURNDUP a U.P.S UNIFORM so he can WEAR it to MARCH MEETS....
after he GETS his CLASS "B" drivers LICENSE.....

GERM
THE CHEATERS have GOOD coke...

[beautifuldisaster]

Ummmm Ok Germ, whatever

We live in East Dallas

[Roothawg]

It's been a while Germ............... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Germ]

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Ummmm Ok Germ, whatever

We live in East Dallas

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SO WHAT are you like 19??? The LIFESTYLE?

DEEP ELLUM?
I lived in DALLAS for YEARS,,,
use to STEAL purses in the WESTEND to get money for HEROIN.....

do you like RAT RODS?
Show us your BOYFRIEND naked?
Are his TITS big>?
GERM

[SamIyam]

Welcome!

You've come to the right place for greaser Kulture... plenty of it here! Music, art, hairstyles, cuffed jeans... just don't mention VonDutch Originals... Iron Crosses are cool to talk about... and if you really want to start a lively topic, that'll go to three pages, start a thread about the "origin of the iron cross"... gets 'em every time...

BTW, show us pics of your Mopar... you get bonus points if its a four door... and you'll put the fun meter off the mark if it is already black primered with red wheels and white walls...

Again... welcome.

Sam.

[Germ]

The CHEATERS coke is SO good, that I almost wanted to JOIN the CLUB

[beautifuldisaster]

4 door? hellll no http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

and no, I am much older than 19, thank goodness.

[Satinblack]

welCOME! tO tHE haMB

[Germ]

late 60's dodge?

does it have a NASHVILLE PUSSY sticker on it?
and a DASH PAD from JOE DIRTS auto trader?

PUT THE LOTION on the SKIN,

[BARNETT]

How come nobody fills out ANY of their profile page? What's everyone hiding?

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Also, how do you get in a car club and do you have to have a certain year car to join (asking for my BF)
We have a late 60's dodge.



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It depends on what kind of club you're wanting to be in. Different clubs, different criteria.

How about a pic of the car that you both (?) have.

Welcome to the HAMB...I think. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Germ]

how about a GOTHIC CLUB?
we drive ROADSTERS with EYELINER pinstripes....

[Kilroy]

"Beautiful disaster
Flyin' down the street again..."

I just LOOOOOOOVVVVEEE 311!!!!

They're DREAMY!!!

This is the PLACE for you!

[Antibilly]

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DASH PAD from JOE DIRTS auto trader?

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<--------------hmmmmmmmmm

[redmeat]

<font color="red"> DRAG..you just wish you were as COOL as Joe Dirt(e)..........

R E D M E A T </font>

[Antibilly]

yes I do............you gotta see this van I bought today...Bitchin man....all I need is one request and Ill post pics..87 dodge Ram M-Fing Van http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat Hack]

Post the Love Truck photo already, Fool! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Donzie]

Welcome Beautiful D. You have been properly initiated by our famous "germ". He's in good form today.
It's ok, we don't understand him either but we love him anyway. He's our very own red-headed step child. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

So show us some pix, keep us company and keep your BF away from the computer....we'll all get a long just fine.

[Hellfish]

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just don't mention VonDutch Originals... Iron Crosses are cool to talk about... and if you really want to start a lively topic, that'll go to three pages, start a thread about the "origin of the iron cross"... gets 'em every time...


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heeey, you're trying to start something!

make with the pictures already! van, mopar, mopar van, i don't care, just post a picture http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Nads]

germ's back.
I wanna see Draglad's rape van.
Lifestyle is the brand name of a condom too hon.
It's a good thing you went to VLV so you could get the authentic experience of this lifestyle. You would've been lost at Lead East, that's like comparing Wild Fire Willie to Sha Na Na.
It's beautiful isn't it?
Mexis rubbing shoulders with Honkies whilst Dagos and Pakis look on in jealousy.
Short and tall customizing legends staring and, indeed in some cases, groping nubile lasses hooters, isn't it a beautiful 'kultural' thing?
I liked the part where dudes were blowing up their cars expirementing with the coefficient of drag of radial tires spinning against concrete. See there isn't such a wide chasm between rocketry and hot rodding.
I also enjoyed the bit where girls were line dancing just like they do in Redneck bars down South, except at VLV it's called strolling.
Personally the only strolling I ever get to do is when I take my rabbit for a walk around my GAYASS neighborhood.

I liked the late '60s, they were a good time for me, I was 8 but my thing was already keeping me up at night.
It was a time of great poverty for my family but the apparel store we lived above of meant I could stare right into the changing rooms.
I'm no Chuck Berry but sometimes I can Duck Walk like him.

My sister lives in Dallas, Rob's a great guy, he gives good haircuts.

[gettingreasy]

"IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN..." best fuckin movie ever. If you want "the lifestyle" frico is the place, if you want "the scene" you've come to the right place.
-Jesse

[Nads]

I also liked the part where I sat in my hotel room and watched The Patriot because I couldn't take the fucking 'lifestyle' anymore.

[Fat Hack]

Damn, Nads...you been drinkin' from the Dead Bug Bottle?? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Most excellent monolouge, Sir!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Germ]

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I also liked the part where I sat in my hotel room and watched The Patriot because I couldn't take the fucking 'lifestyle' anymore.

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I would have HUNG with you BROTHER,,,

SOUNDS like a LIFESTYLE to me,,,

[redmeat]

<font color="red"> "gives good haircuts"??????.....is that code for something NADS??????

R E D M E A T </font>

[yorgatron]

you live in Texas and you don't have a shoebox ford? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[plan9]

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"IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN..." best fuckin movie ever.

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IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN....


whats with chicks always dropping the boyfriend card?

who fuckin cares about him? he isnt posting... we arent playing pocket pull yet are we??

me and my boyfriend did <insert homo bullshit here>...

[OldCarPilot]

beautifuldisaster, (thats long to type!)

Fill out your profile a little. There are a bunch of us in the DFW area. But we're all spread out from N. Dallas to down here in arlington.

[beautifuldisaster]

Sorry to everyone who is criticizing my post. If you want people to post a certain way maybe you need to let them know before they sign on.
I dont' mind good hearted jokes but intentionally making fun of someone ain't cool IMO.

[SamIyam]

I think the huns play the boyfriend card so the cocks don't try to hump their leg all night long up near the stage...

I could be wrong daddy-o. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif


Once she finds out that we're into hot rods and customs... and from there on out we're like oil and water... she'll either come to... or split.

Sam.

[JamesG]

Welcome to DaHaMb!


Hey Germ, this ones for you.............

On a Sunday morning sidewalk
I'm wishing Lord that I was stoned
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin'
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of a sleepin' city sidewalk
And Sunday mornin' comin' down. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Satinblack]

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I think the huns play the boyfriend card so the cocks don't try to hump their leg all night long up near the stage...


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LOLOLOL

[plan9]

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Sorry to everyone who is criticizing my post. If you want people to post a certain way maybe you need to let them know before they sign on.
I dont' mind good hearted jokes but intentionally making fun of someone ain't cool IMO.

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posting rules is for followers and rentAcops...

if you were cool... youd give us credentials: how many cherry tattoos youve got, dimensions of boyfriends pomp and give us a list of rockabilly bands youve seen LIVE...

[beautifuldisaster]

alright
no cherry tatoos, I do have 5 thoguh
BF's pomp is HUGE

and

too many live bands to list, but I'll try
reverend horton heat
rocket deville
big sandy
slick 57
VLV7 bands
wayne the train
high noon,
need I go on???

[Kilroy]

What, no 311? Did I mention they're DREAMY?

[Hellfish]

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If you want people to post a certain way maybe you need to let them know before they sign on.
I dont' mind good hearted jokes but intentionally making fun of someone ain't cool IMO.

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most folks read a little before they sign on. If you had, you would've noticed which intros get a good response and which don't. There are a few new intros a day. And the fun we're having at your expense is because it seems like you don't get it, so more fun. Once you figure it out it will stop... or you'll join it.

if YOU are signing on, we want to hear (and see) what YOU are driving, not what your bf/sister/dog/gerbil are driving. I think everyone would love to hear about your bf from HIM.

now, instead of bitching, tell us about YOUR car. late 60s mopar doesn't say much...

intros aren't necessary, but are considered polite and the details help us remember you... and believe it or not, HAMBers remember.

if you ONLY want to talk about non traditional cars or "the culture" you will be told to go away.

[Revhead]

Welcome to the board from another Dallas person. Don't let germ get to ya.

[59Rocket]

Welcome to HAMB I was at VLV as well...got any good pics of the car show?

[74ina66]

I've got a few...Although much like William Hung, I have no professional training

[gettingreasy]

WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING CAR?
-Jesse

[traveling boot ho]

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I also enjoyed the bit where girls were line dancing just like they do in Redneck bars down South, except at VLV it's called strolling.


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i had no clue what they were doing
thanks for the enlightenment nads babay

i just know i got the sandwhich treatment so i could get in and see an extrodinairy band and free booze
otherwise i was just drunk in the parking lot then the bar

kisses

[burndup]

MAD respect for those Cubans, those dudes are MOTAvated.

If the word "lifestyle" punctuates your speech, you either live in the Castro, WeHo, or Palm Beach... or just wish you did...

[SamIyam]

I guess I have to ask... what "lifestyle" are you taking about?

All of us are into the hot rod and custom car "lifestyle"... which unfortunatly clashes with the ratrodrockabillygreaser lifestyle... music is cool... rat rods suck... people dressing up like Elvis and Betty Page are usually cool... but neither is the point of this messageboard...

nor are cars... so eloquently put by av8... "an accessory to a lifestyle"

They ARE our lifestyle... everything else is just "jewelry"...

So now you know why you got bent over the hood of the proverbial car (don't tell your boyfriend)... if you came on here asking questions about your car... said hello... told us what you would like to learn... you would have been wlecomed with open arms... why? Because it's about the iron... but coming on here talking about lifestyle shit and asking how to "fit into" a car club is... uh, just asking for it.

Sam.

[plan9]

74ina66 - got more pics of the shitbox?

[74ina66]

hahahaha.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I told ya....no professional training!!!! and no...no pictchas

[traveling boot ho]

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74ina66 - got more pics of the shitbox?

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i thought you got some

or were you too busy taking pics of girls with your BROTHER?

kisses

[plan9]

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hahahaha.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I told ya....no professional training!!!! and no...no pictchas

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i didnt even see it... kinda hard to miss...

my attention span is the same as a kid with A.D.D.

[burndup]

this thread reminded me of something...

Can any body teach me some Italian?

Specifically, I really wanna know how to say "Dont let the door hit ya on yer big fat ass on your way out!" ...in Italian...


http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

pm it to me...

-J

[74ina66]

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74ina66 - got more pics of the shitbox?

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oops...found one more close up of the paint on that one...

[74ina66]

anotha

[plan9]

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74ina66 - got more pics of the shitbox?

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oops...found one more close up of the paint on that one...

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seen it up close before, just never had a camera... that paint job is death metal!!!

is it getting sized down automatically or do you have it in higher resolution? eh?

[74ina66]

I've got it in higher res

[BARNETT]

Aww, fer cryin out loud...POST A PIC OF THE CAR, ALREADY!!!! This is a message board about CARS! sheesh. This is a great place to learn/help, but there's a few simple things you're gonna haveta grasp, first. Most of those things have been spelled out, in no uncertain terms.

[mad57olds]

welcome to HAMB. don't let these guys get to you, some have more shit then brains and even smaller balls to back up the shit that steadily flows from there pie hole. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
There is a huge following in your area and you shouldn't have any problem finding other who are into that life-style.

again welcome

[roadstar]

Ah...well....I.....ah......oh shit just re-read Sams posts http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[redmeat]

<font color="red"> I like long walks on the beach,holding hands and sundaes!........I also love KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF SCENSTER FUCKS WHO RIDE THE BUS BUT KNOCK REAL CAR FOLKS CARS!..PROBABLY THE REASON FOR NO CAR PICS OR TALK OF "THEIR" CAR!.......OH and I forgot to mention I like babies(Especially with extra BBQ sauce and a side of slaw!)

R E D M E A T </font>

[BELLM]

Nads? Got any pictures? Changing room! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif hahaha!

[deuce]

helloooooooooooo and whatever won't get much respect here, especially if you really are much over 19. (you can always tell when a chick knows she's wrong, she starts the whatever thing)

[ChuckleHead_Al]

Is it me or is this gal not responding, I hope she's trying to find a scanner to post a pic. You really should post a good intro. w/ a picture of your car and everybody will be nice to ya.....

One question is your boyfreind leaning over your shoulder while you type?

[Rix2Six]

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this thread reminded me of something...

Can any body teach me some Italian?

Specifically, I really wanna know how to say "Dont let the door hit ya on yer big fat ass on your way out!" ...in Italian...


http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

pm it to me...

-J

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Always the sweet talker! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[low springs]

i think shes gone already..

you guys sure know how to win them over.

[Nads]

She's gone and she ain't coming back, good job you fucking a-holes!!!!!

The last time I did the talking for my BF when when he was preoccupied with a job too urgent to pass by.

I let him join my club anyway, but now I wish I hadn't, the summbitch wants to be the seargent at arms and he's only 4'3" tall.

[52Chief]

I think she posted on another forum I visit. I remember something about her and her man being new to the "scene" and wanting to join a car club, and that was the end of it. Oh well, maybe they've moved on to the next "scene".

[4t64rd]

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I also enjoyed the bit where girls were line dancing just like they do in Redneck bars down South, except at VLV it's called strolling.


[/ QUOTE ]

It's the white trash hustle. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif