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Mike Zenor
04-22-2004, 11:33 PM
Ford has decided on an interesting new advertising strategy in Europe - showing how their moonroofs can behead the family pet.

I shit you not:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/commercials/sportka.asp

NortonG
04-22-2004, 11:39 PM
hahahahah!! I must be sick that was too damn funny!

skipstitch
04-22-2004, 11:41 PM
Ha ha ha...a great end to a Cat that puts it's paw prints on the hood a my car!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Wonderful tongue in cheek advertisting!!! And I'm an animal lover who owns two house cats.... People (PETA) should lighten up... it's funny..PERIOD....Stitch

wingnutz
04-22-2004, 11:45 PM
I wonder how it works on car thieves...!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Where do you find this shit Mike..? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Skate Fink
04-23-2004, 05:18 AM
.....GREAT!

buzzard
04-23-2004, 10:06 AM
I hope they use that commercial over here. It would be great for business. (at my Chevy store)

Mike Zenor
04-23-2004, 12:29 PM
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Where do you find this shit Mike..?

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Wingnutz - I found it posted over at my favorite cat decapitation message board.

Donzie
04-23-2004, 12:42 PM
Ok, the cat was funny but I thought the pigeon was even funnier. Did you see the cat and the ceiling fan (ad for Nokia picture phone)?
These will hit yer emails soon I'm sure. Way too funny!

daign
04-23-2004, 12:45 PM
hahahahahaha. i just got shit for laughing so hard at work. demented. I love it.

-Dane

sodbuster
04-23-2004, 12:52 PM
That is hilarious.

manyolcars
04-23-2004, 12:53 PM
Mike Zenor, since you got this from Snopes, you obviously know this is not a genuine Ford ad. I LOVE it--too funny!

Jester
04-23-2004, 01:03 PM
oh shit the whole f*ck'n office is down and out for the count. My boss is about to bust a gut. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

CharlieLed
04-23-2004, 01:05 PM
Does anyone REALLY believe that this sick humor would attract buyers for this automobile?
IF it does, who exactly would feel compelled to buy a car because they saw it mutilate an animal?
What's next, a seatbelt that strangles a child for dropping crumbs on the seat?
Sick is Sick, there's nothing funny about it...

old beet
04-23-2004, 01:08 PM
Ya!!! Cats and Flyin Rats..LOL.........OLDBEET

SamIyam
04-23-2004, 01:09 PM
Ford huh?

I bet you anything that car is built in CHINA!
(and can cut the head off a DOG too)
Sam.

fab32
04-23-2004, 01:09 PM
Must be generating a lot of traffic. I've tried 4-5 times and it says the bandwidth has been exceeded.

Frank

Satinblack
04-23-2004, 01:10 PM
Actually if you ever had one get in and piss and s^&* then you would think differently. Besides the way TV is nowdays that is a walk in the park.....

Samantha
04-23-2004, 01:13 PM
I'm with CharlieLed...offensive? YES Funny? NO

old beet
04-23-2004, 01:14 PM
CharlieLed, spoz ya don't like The Three Stooges either!....OLDBEET

Rix2Six
04-23-2004, 01:20 PM
I agree with you Donzie... the pigeon ad is funnier. I know that the pigeon ad is legit. I would assume that the cat ad is as well. The text a Snopes seems to say that it is legit.

bustingear
04-23-2004, 01:32 PM
I hate cats.....Feline fricasee anyone!

Hot Rod To Hell
04-23-2004, 01:36 PM
I don't care what you "sensitive" types say, that is fucking incredible!!! I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

flt-blk
04-23-2004, 01:46 PM
The cat one is funny, the pigeon one is hilarious.
Thanks Mike
TZ

kustomd
04-23-2004, 01:52 PM
I have cats and my mother has several cats but that shit was funny as hell. Screw the fuckers that don't like it the picture phone one is funny as hell to. I'm still laughin.

D Picasso
04-23-2004, 02:11 PM
Miker- remember the Range Rover ad with the bushwoman getting passed by at a clip sufficient to....uh, do you have that image, Mr. Z?

Brad54
04-23-2004, 02:22 PM
I saw it about two weeks ago--thought it was pretty cruel. I've know guys who bragged about setting cats' tails on fire, burrying them up to their neck and going over them with a lawnmower, bottle rockets, etc. Cruel is cruel, but hurting someone's pet that has a bond with the family members is particularly offensive. Call me a pussy, but that's fine. I guess I've just never seen the "funny" in torturing or killing someone's pet.
Now, I will admit to driving off the neighbors tomcat with some close shots from the Red Ryder at about 10 yards, but never really to hurt it--I just don't want him continuing to wiz on my air compressor and slicks!

I read about the whole thing in the news a couple days ago. The "ad" is internet only, and was created by someone at Ford's marketing company in Europe. To say Ford was pissed is an understatement. The company that created it is saying they didn't do it officially, that someone inside put it together and posted it on the web without authorization. I think Consumption Junction was cited in the story as distributing it too. After Ford and the ad firm get done appoloqizing to everyone, I suspect at the very least they'll hunt down the guy who did it and can him. Might cost the ad company Ford's business.
Oh yeah, the cat is computer generated, which is why it looks so real. But it's still cruel, and I'd be more than pissed if my 8 year old saw it. CG or not, I just don't see the humor in killing a pet, even if it is a joke.
Now, dead baby jokes are another story...
-Miles

Mike Zenor
04-23-2004, 02:48 PM
Geez Dan, I don't remember that one... are you talking about the one where the woman in the sedan chair waves the Rover thru the dusty intersection?

flt-blk
04-23-2004, 03:14 PM
Geez Brad54 lighten the fuck up.
Been on here 11 days and trying to stir up shit already.
If you can't take a joke on the computer you must be really
dull in person.

D Picasso
04-23-2004, 03:33 PM
Miker- no, the one I'm referring to, a print ad, features a half-naked African woman on the veldt being passed by a Range Rover sufficient to cause her boobies to be swept aside. it caused a furor, naturally, and was pulled by the company.

I like fun, too, God knows, but the catslayer ad kinda ruined my morning. I'm one of those softhearted/softheaded guys that doesn't eat meat or fish, spirits mistreated animals off to the vet, etc.... a big fat puss, in other words.

as an adult I can seperate out the intent to sell cars via humor, but often your average useless kid sees this kind of advertising as a tacit approval of cruelty to animals.

on the other hand if a tiny Dick Cheney got his head lopped off in the sunroof, I'd be laffin' like an idiot.

Big A
04-23-2004, 04:28 PM
No sir I don't like it.

Flt-Blk, I read Brad54s comments and I've got a pretty good idea which one of you is stirring the shit. He just stated an intelligent opinion.

There's no fuckin' way someone at the agency created that on their own time without the company knowing.

CharlieLed
04-23-2004, 04:39 PM
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CharlieLed, spoz ya don't like The Three Stooges either!....OLDBEET

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The stooges are a different matter, whether I like that sort of slapstick humor is not the issue, cruelty to animals (or the depiction thereof) is not humorous in any form. If three human morons want to abuse each other on film, and others feel that that's funny, then so be it. I don't ever recall Curly, Larry, or Moe ever being decapitated in one of their episodes.

Byron Crump
04-23-2004, 04:43 PM
Actually, they were killed and their heads were mounted on the wall in a very famous episode...so there! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

57wagon
04-23-2004, 04:48 PM
I had to watch it about three times to make sure it actually was the cat's head falling in the car!!! I LOVE COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's one for you,

http://www.dcoms.com/czars/freecat.jpg

plan9
04-23-2004, 04:51 PM
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There's no fuckin' way someone at the agency created that on their own time without the company knowing.

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i dont know anyone in this business that has enough free time to make a piece with that kind of quality... ford let it leak out for the cool factor...

really... look at the car... only fags and new age morons would drive that thing...

redmeat
04-23-2004, 05:12 PM
<font color="red">FREE CAT ...HHAHAHAHAHA.....FREE CAT...HAHAHA......I just had a cat bust into my basement and have kittens...took all their mangy ass to the pound!....a week later the basement still smells of cat piss and shit!...fuck cats nasty vile creatures

R E D M E A T </font>

Samantha
04-23-2004, 05:16 PM
Wow...57WAGON...utterly disgusting and totally unnecessary. THANK YOU to CharlieLed, Brad, Foiled &amp; Big A for stating their opinions. Unfortunately...threads like this seem to bring out the worst in some...please lock this thread before we are graced with any more "so-called" humor.

Kojack
04-23-2004, 05:28 PM
That's some weird goddamn marketing, that's for sure.

Gr8ballsofir
04-23-2004, 05:34 PM
SamIyam, The Ka is German made I believe. Which would explain the humor also...

Bob K
04-23-2004, 05:48 PM
There is a disclaimer in the text that say's the cat is totally computer generated. Still funny though.

B http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif B

fuel pump
04-23-2004, 08:15 PM
speaking of cats

Hot Rod To Hell
04-24-2004, 01:06 AM
You know what guys, after reading all of these posts and getting in touch with my feminine side, you guys are right. It's totally wrong and not ammusing in any way, shape, or form. I will no longer let my six year old daughter watch Tom &amp; Jerry, (although it IS her favorite cartoon), because it promotes cruelty to animals. Guess what Road Runner... Outta here!!! Sylvester and tweety??? Forget it. Nothing funny about any of this shit. SAME THING!

Buncha fucking pussies around here. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

autocol
04-24-2004, 03:15 AM
to believe that ford and the advertising agency had no idea what was being cooked up is an exercise in seriously deluding yourself.

it's like the guy that was recently released from prison in israel after serving 18 years for treason. he was the whistleblower that let the world know about israel's nuclear arsenal. the easy way to look at it is that he sacrificed himself to give the world the truth, when the more probable truth is that israel set him up to let the world know that it was armed and ready, but couldn't exactly advertise the fact in the paper...

redmeat
04-24-2004, 04:17 AM
<font color="red">DUDE THAT CAT CARRIER WORKS...I gots one myself!....what a bitch I payed $23.95 for mine at PETCO!

R E D M E A T </font>

desertdroog
04-24-2004, 06:29 AM
I have sand in my pussy.

tinsoldier
04-24-2004, 12:00 PM
a suitable end to a cat.
now if that were a dog, I would be angry.
tinsoldier

Muttley
04-24-2004, 12:29 PM
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a suitable end to a cat.
now if that were a dog, I would be angry.


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Exactally.