View Full Version : I dont wana SEE YOUR TSHIRT DESIGN
I cant handle it anymore...
Dude I dont get it???
Why doesnt the head cheese pick a talented artist, pay him with hamb fundage from auctions and let that artist pick what the hamb tshirt will look like, signed sealed and delivered. IF you dont wana pay the ARTist ask him/her NICELY???
ITS OBVIOUS TO ME YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR... but who cares this is the hamb.
I say one of our well known HAMB RULERS... they know what content RULES.
Keith Weesners here right? WHATS UP... hes a RULER... USE HIM, PAY HIM, lets all have RULER TSHIRTS???????
Picasso, Notha RULER, Norwell... oh yeah and im not gonna start a gay list of whos who cuzz there are guys on here I dont know that well that are also RULERS...
-- and i dont wana leave anybody out and have them give me STINK EYE at the next event!
I sure the hell dont wana waste my time on a TSHIRT when If I did it would prob spend more than XX hrs on the design anyways... I myself have been tempted to do some work twards a hamb t but the process is ass backwards.
and then theres a chance it wouldnt be used?
wonder why there is a lack of submissions?
but thats ok ill just stick to painting canadian trucks and stay out of the hokeyness of it all... I WANA TSHIRT
GOD DAMN IT http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Tuck
Muttley
04-15-2004, 05:55 PM
Uh...yep thats pretty much how I feel to.
Tuck. Sometimes you aren't nearly as FUCKING STUPID as you lead on to be... In fact, you have just been nominated as "smartest HAMBer ever." Great idea... That's just what I'll do.
kustombuilder
04-15-2004, 06:02 PM
"SMARTEST HAMBER EVER"!!! LOL, thats funny shit. not a bad idea either Tuckster. i have'nt had time to follow all the T-shirt drama but CherryBlossom fills me in from time to time. whatever you decide i want 2 in XL plus whatever CherryBlossom wants.
Elrod
04-15-2004, 06:03 PM
HAHAHAHA!! I love the new title, Tuck!! hahahaha!
wow, LOOK MOM... FINALLY im RECOGNISED!
I've been waiting for this all my LIFE...
HAMB STAR [tm]
Thanks Ryan
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hankcash
04-15-2004, 06:08 PM
I agree 100%!!!!
Tuck for president!!!!!
slogan:
Vote for Tuck you stupid Fuck, '04!
HC
roadstar
04-15-2004, 06:10 PM
Someone had to put there foot down.
cougardan
04-15-2004, 06:16 PM
Finally, a light at the end of the fucking tunnel.
disastron13
04-15-2004, 06:16 PM
Tuck's right on, but he forgot to address the important issue...how much is the Hamb gonna pay me to walk around advertising for them?
My rule is to only wear t shirts that advertise DEFUNCT products like...BSA...Fitzger's Deluxe Beer...Disastron Flame-emitting (tm) Household Appliances...stuff like that.
Just wait until the Global Conglomorate offers Ryan 40 million bucks to add the HAMB line to the Von...
Fat Hack
04-15-2004, 06:17 PM
Ha Ha Ha...I picture that drill sergeant booming down at Forrest Gump...
"Why did you field strip and assemble that rifle so quickly, Private?"
"Because you told me to, Sir!"
"Damn, Boy! You some kinda GENIUS!"
Kudos, "Forrest Tuck"!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
your all stupid..... Its easy to spot you without a SHIRT on....
I just look for your HAIR.......
GERM
Drewfus
04-15-2004, 06:19 PM
Tuck = LEADER (although ya still a big girls blouse http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
Pay a LEGEND and call it DONE.
Cheers,
Drewfus http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Vote for Tuck you stupid Fuck, '04!
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Thats some funny chit!
LMAO ...
Django
04-15-2004, 06:27 PM
Does that mean I'm gonna get a check? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
badpat
04-15-2004, 06:27 PM
save you the trouble of pesterin all those quasi artists mentioned above - it aint gonna get any better
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your all stupid..... Its easy to spot you without a SHIRT on....
I just look for your HAIR.......
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Or lack thereof in some cases.
Django
04-15-2004, 06:28 PM
BTW, Picasso DID the shift logo that some of you just can't grasp.
how bout...
"MY BOSSES BALLS TASTE LIKE SALT"
"MY RAT ROD IS a COMPUTERIZED KEYBOARD"
ROCKABILLY CHICKS DO IT WITH VINTAGE KITCHEN WARE"
"CALL JIM A,, MY DEUCE IS LOOSE" ...PICTURE (a DICK and BALLS with a 32 shell)
"MICHIGAN is the TRANSEXUAL version of FLORIDA"
"FIBERGLASS and COIL OVERS are the FAKE TITS of our KOOL KULTURE"
"OUR KNOW HOW is SO LOW BROW.. ....BRO"
"I survived the EL TORTUGA"....
"ever seen a DRUNKEN NEGROE dance from FLORIDA".
"BUILDING HOT RODS.....ONE PHOTO SHOP at a TIME".........
Django
04-15-2004, 06:41 PM
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"BUILDING HOT RODS.....ONE PHOTO SHOP at a TIME".........
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hahaha, KEYBOARD RACERS unite!
Buick59
04-15-2004, 06:49 PM
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how bout...
"MY BOSSES BALLS TASTE LIKE SALT"
"MY RAT ROD IS a COMPUTERIZED KEYBOARD"
Those have to be about the funniest damm shirt logos!!!! Ok Germ I know a screen printer........you do the design. We'll make a mint off of some of the mindless dolts!
Mike
hankcash
04-15-2004, 06:51 PM
Tuck, do you need a campaign manager?
I am here for you.....
Germ, I have been planning on doing a design for your "my other car is a Keyboard" saying, but I haven't gotten to it yet.....
TUCK '04
HC
bobbleed
04-15-2004, 07:04 PM
I diddn't know they had T shirts in Canada.
hankcash
04-15-2004, 07:12 PM
here you go...
Germ that saying made me shit my pants....
PrimerDust318
04-15-2004, 07:13 PM
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save you the trouble of pesterin all those quasi artists mentioned above - it aint gonna get any better
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Just HAD to post a T-Shirt Design in the "I Don't Wanna See Your T-Shirt Design" thread, Didn't ya? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Had to offset the balance of all the people that voted Here (http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=365151&page=0&view=collap sed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1&vc=1) http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Johnny Ace
04-15-2004, 07:56 PM
here's a graphic for ya:
use the front and back covers to the old Montrose "Jump on It!" lp.....place DP's shift logo on the Kandystore....
That's what I'M gonna do....the rest of ya do as ya please....
Steve
04-15-2004, 08:03 PM
damn tuck you got Germ envy or something? your typing that way. Not a bad idea though
55olds88
04-15-2004, 08:16 PM
What ever the print it has to have
"FIBERGLASS and COIL OVERS are the FAKE TITS of our KOOL KULTURE"
on it somewhere, Germ you crack me up !!!
AnimalAin
04-15-2004, 08:49 PM
And when was it, exactly, that any of us didn't like tits of just about any description?
plan9
04-15-2004, 09:11 PM
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how bout...
"MY BOSSES BALLS TASTE LIKE SALT"
"MY RAT ROD IS a COMPUTERIZED KEYBOARD"
ROCKABILLY CHICKS DO IT WITH VINTAGE KITCHEN WARE"
"CALL JIM A,, MY DEUCE IS LOOSE" ...PICTURE (a DICK and BALLS with a 32 shell)
"MICHIGAN is the TRANSEXUAL version of FLORIDA"
"FIBERGLASS and COIL OVERS are the FAKE TITS of our KOOL KULTURE"
"OUR KNOW HOW is SO LOW BROW.. ....BRO"
"I survived the EL TORTUGA"....
"ever seen a DRUNKEN NEGROE dance from FLORIDA".
"BUILDING HOT RODS.....ONE PHOTO SHOP at a TIME".........
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hahahah... now this shit is FUNNY!!
Mike Zenor
04-15-2004, 09:22 PM
One word: PICASSO.
just steve
04-15-2004, 09:29 PM
Tuck --
You rock. You Fargo-paintin, BMX-jumpin, Voodoo-humpin, diff-bustin, up-north, Sven & Ole-wannabe in flannel. You Fuckin' Rock.
See you this weekend in God's country if it ain't rainin. The britchickmagnet (tm) don't like rain.
later,
Steve.
quickrod
04-15-2004, 10:02 PM
vote for tuck you mindless fuck,or end up stuck like fuckin chuck
Rocky
04-16-2004, 12:06 AM
Yeah, you ain't as stupid as you look! AHAHAhahahahaha! this is Tuck in deep thought.....
Great idea, BTW....
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