Got STYE!!!!!!!!! OT

[Antibilly]

LOOK at me everyone Im a monster!!! Ive had this stye boiling in eye for over a week now...they say not to poke it. but wait and itll burst on its own..WOW I cant wait til it explodes all over my glasses like in attack from mars. yea its off topic but its cool to have a BOIL on your eye isnt it? the chicks dig it as well as I! I hope you enjoy my Stye. it has brought me so much pleasure and pressure at the same time. I figured my HAMB family should be apart of this.
E Mail for pics of the finished product
draglinkscc@cfl.rr.com

[MBL]

Couldn't have happend to a nicer guy.
Tim
MBL

[CherryBlossom]

i've never heard of a stye blowing up - that's bad!
The little ones hurt like hell, I can't imagine how that feels.......

[Antibilly]

Feels great if your into pain!!!!
Tim thanks brother I hope you got a good look at it. Ill bring you the juice when it blows http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Otto]

Watch it.....thats how this guy started out......

[plan9]

holy crap...

that is big http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

freak!!

[Antibilly]

I can feel it growing and pushing its way out into the free world
WMD's

[skipperman]

Drag... had a lot of them when i was a kid...... put hot compresses on it with baking soda in the water....you can put "drawing salve" on it --even better !!---( if ya can stand your eye closed with a bandage on it.....) It will come to a head ---you GOTTA squeeze the gook outta there ...you have to get the "core" out ( a small HARD piece of junk)....doctor used to lance mine and squeeze the hell out of it ........just so ya know...the 'stuff" that comes out is really white blood cells DECAYING !!! Good luck bro'.............

jersey Skip

[abe lugo]

Hey a friend of mine had one then stye on his eye, they gave him some meds and it totally went away.
On time my pops ran over our chihuahua with his car and her head got all swolln up just like your eye! but didn't die

[CherryBlossom]

where's the barf icon when I need it?
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Upchuck]

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just so ya know...the 'stuff" that comes out is really white blood cells DECAYING !!!

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is that the same as puss? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Antibilly]

I used hot tea bags to help bring it to a head. you can really see it in the pic but man its just about ready http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Antibilly]

ask a nurse today on the HAMB

[FrameDragger]

That picture kinda reminds me of BarnYardChevy's Wart Removal procedure at the House of Rust last weekend...

Anesthesia administered by PBR...

[repoguy]

So much for lunch! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[plan9]

AHHHH SHHEEEIT.. hahahah

[Barn Yard Chevy]

Didn't hurt that bad.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

BYC

[Antibilly]

Im waiting til it pops....I wear glasses so it should be a nice show of force!!

nice work on that wart!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[FrameDragger]

He's apparently a member of the "Grade 5's"... Initiation is a bitch... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Donzie]

In my best Dean Martin singing voice:
"When the moon hits your eye like a big ugly stye....
thaaaaaaaat's Amore'"

[Antibilly]

hahahahahahhah thats good my man GOOD!!!!

pop pop fizz fizz, Ouch!! thats where my stye is!

[Satinblack]

I thought you mispelled STYLE, boy did I get a surprise! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[haring]

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I thought you mispelled STYLE, boy did I get a surprise! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I thought the same thing and was going to make a joke.

Fuckin' gross. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Rix2Six]

Man... I'm glad that I finished my bowl of Rice Krispies before I read this thread. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Antibilly]

push push..push push!!!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Scott B]

Dude, just be a man and cut your eyelid off...

[Antibilly]

how can you even say that when you live in Portland

[SwitchBlade327]

if ya gotta piercing needle layin' around I found those do the damn trick on just about anything of that nature, since they're hollow they just go in and let the goodness seep out through the inside.....

[4t64rd]

Eye zit! Take off your glasses and measure how far away the goop lands!

[Barn Yard Chevy]

Draglink,

Just Heat up a 5/8" grade 8 bolt & hold it to your lid! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

I think you have me beat in the pain category...


BYC

[Deyomatic]

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I used hot tea bags to help bring it to a head.

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So, you're saying that you teabagged yourself? DAMN, that's more impressive than the stye.

[WildWilly68]

Just a thought, but that is by your eye and you only have 2 and you cant get another one. I'd be really careful about any "homegrown" fixes. This is disgusting but true...a friend of mine had one on his um.... sack...a while back and proceeded to lance the sucker. It ended up getting infected and spread into more "important" areas. Ended up having to do surgury and sliced him long ways like a hotdog to clean it up. I'd hate to lose an eye doing anything like that! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Action Girl]

I've got it!

Borrow some eyeliner pencils and draw an eye on it so it looks like you're sprouting another one!

[Antibilly]

it just looked back at me and said.........hey you looking at me!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[MBL]

Thats a good idea but put wings on it like that popular rod and custom drawing. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Tim
MBL

[Samantha]

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I used hot tea bags to help bring it to a head.

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So, you're saying that you teabagged yourself? DAMN, that's more impressive than the stye.

[/ QUOTE ]

Deyomatic...GAWD that is funny!!!! Made me think of the John Waters film..."Pecker"! HAHAHAHA

[dixiedog]

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I used hot tea bags to help bring it to a head.

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So, you're saying that you teabagged yourself? DAMN, that's more impressive than the stye.

[/ QUOTE ]

NOW THAT is funny!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Draglink I am not laughing at your HELLISH pain - but Deyo that was great.

[Antibilly]

its cool.....Im laughing with ya and at me http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[MBL]

Here...its a bit crude but the idea is there:

[gettingreasy]

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I used hot tea bags to help bring it to a head.


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So, you're saying that you teabagged yourself? DAMN, that's more impressive than the stye.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is fuckin hilarious almost as much as bitches in Portland talkin about bein a man! HAHAHA
LMFAO
-Jesse

[Skate Fink]

.......there used to be this guy named "Bobby Boil Sucker"........ He would suck the boils off of fat guys butts. Look him up on Google....... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elrusto]

POP IT POP IT !! ! ! ! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[choprods]

heres a few remedies.....1-PUT a leech on it for a while.
2-use a DREMEL tool for a new world recod useage.
3-spray it flat black-wait for patina to occour.

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[Unkl Ian]

A Sawzall,with a dull blade,would take care of that.

Maybe you can write up something interesting for the next Tech Week,to share with the rest of us.

You could call it:"How to Pop a Zit with Power Tools".

[SIXOCAD]

The HAMB needs a least-favorite thread button.

[Antibilly]

ok its the next day and the beast is still growing!!!....I took a pin and stuck the f-er and got so relief for the time being...but I think it wants a job or something. its been here for a week..
well it did help me finish my steering set up last night

least favorite thread my stye!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Germ]

to MEXICANS,the CAUSE of that PIMPLE is NOT JACKING OFF ENOUGH

[Antibilly]

GermO theres NO way man.............I did another test run this morning http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Nads]

Spooge will always have an effect like that.

[Gracie]

You need to go rent the funny ass movie "How to get ahead in Advertising" written by the guy from Monty Python... the guy gets a boil on his neck then it starts talking to him and he ends up growing a new head and the new head lops off the old one and takes over his life! hahahaha

[Antibilly]

The stye tried to take my keys last night.

[voodoo]

[ QUOTE ]
The stye tried to take my keys last night.

[/ QUOTE ]

Has it been voted into your club yet? What's it's nickname? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[geemann51]

Has the thing popped yet?

Geez, I post a question about my carb and it's on page so-and-so, but the stye keeps on going.....

Just pokin' fun, maybe you should lance it on a live webcast or better yet ebay the lancing duty, bet you'd make some moohlah......

[haring]

Sell it on eBay.

[Hip]

Does it have its own zip code yet? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[hankcash]

"there's a stye in the eye of the beholder.. yee-haw"
Anyone listen to the Skatenigs?

HC

[hankcash]

you look like mutherfuckin' Matthew Broderick from ELECTION....

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
HC

[hankcash]

.

[Mutt]

Next time you pray for big tits, don't slur your speech...

Mutt

[Roothawg]

Please let this die.............................. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Antibilly]

Roothawg itll never end!!
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[4t64rd]

It's time to name it.

[DrJ]

SOmeone with the power please lock this sick shit.

[Gracie]

its like a train wreck... I can't look away...

[NortonG]

I need an update, is it oozing across your face yet?

[redmeat]

<font color="red"> UPDATE ........UPDATE.....UPDATE....INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW!

R E D M E A T </font>

[hankcash]

"fat stye in a little eye"
"fat stye in a little eye"

HC http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Antibilly]

The stye has blown and over the weekend has chose to go in its home!!! I was left a note on the kitchen table saying its not over YET my friend its not over YET!!!!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[burndup]

"See, kids, this is what happens when you scratch your ass then immediately rub your eye with the same finger... if its been in your ASS, it doesn't belong in your EYE, or your nose, or your mouth... got it?"

[4t64rd]

Does the same apply when you scratch someone elses ass?



...If THIS doesn't kill the thread, nothing will.

[Antibilly]

no thank belongs in your mouth!! shit eater http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[repoguy]

I'm waiting for Mike's new reality series on Discovery -

"Big stye on the queer's eye"

[Antibilly]

hahahhahahaahhaahha youll be a guest star for sure http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elrusto]

[ QUOTE ]
"Big stye on the queer's eye"

[/ QUOTE ]


HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAA!!!!
That was funny!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Satinblack]

I was thinking you wouldnt need that gold steering wheel since you cant see anyway. Hey has it popped yet??? Wheres that pic????

[Antibilly]

as said its gone...only a little scab left...I wear glasses and its well hidden from the public "stye" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
thanks for bringing this to the top.has to be the best thread EVA!!!!!!!!!

[wingnutz]

This post (like the stye) has got a life of it's own...! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Shiten thing won't die...!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Antibilly]

LOOK UP http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[haring]

Man, what a letdown.

I wanted to see Quicktime movies of it exploding and oozing. I can't believe you didn't even take a picture.

You suck.

[Satinblack]

aaaaahhhhhhh http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif