If they ever make a HAMB Movie....

[Fat Hack]

...I hope they cast that guy "Tiny" to play my part!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

You know...that one actor who plays a biker in every movie...usually named Tiny, but he was called "Bull Dozer" in "Mask" with Sam Elliot and Cher...

What the hell is that actor's REAL name???

(I wanna find a picture!)

[Paul]

which one?
the red haired hick with the pointy beard?
or the heavy browed guy in raising Arizona?
or..

[Roothawg]

I want Richard Pryor to play Root..................

[Roothawg]

and Pee Wee Herman can play Curious Rash...........they look a lot a like.

[Tman]

Brad Pitt can play my role. Hopefully Jennifer wil get confused after a few drinks and....................... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Roothawg]

[ QUOTE ]
Brad Pitt can play my role. Hopefully Jennifer wil get confused after a few drinks and....................... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I was thinking more along the lines of Kramer......

[Paul]

I want to be played by Jeff Bridges,

[TINGLER]

Billy Bob Thornton as VonTingler.....

"I like them french fried taters....ummmghu....like ta paint too....ummmghu"

or maybe Samuel L. Jackson....

"You will know my name is VONTINGLER when I strike my vengeance upon thee"

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[scoop]

Drew Carey can play Just Steve.

[Mike]

Tommy Chong could play Jerry.

[Tiny]

Thats so thoughful. Surre I'll play the part

[Johnny Ace]

Hey Hack..can we be in your movie,too?

[Travis]

When you say "Tiny Ron" I am sure you do not mean Ron Jeremy....
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Travis

[McGrath]

Antonio Bandaras can play "Ryan",


A little ass kissing going on here Hack? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif You'll have to catch up to Zeke first. If Ryan turned a corner too quick it'd break Zekes neck... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Johnny Ace]

Naw....Ryan is more like that hooded executioner on Sabado Gigante who blows a trumpet and decides contestants' fates.....

[Sam F.]

hahaha, http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifthats who i want to dress up for halloween as...
http://u.univision.com/contentroot/uol/art/images/tv/utv/2003/03/chacal_3.jpg

[Elrusto]

Hey, that guy used to be on "Sanford and Son" also.

[Elrusto]

Dennis Burkley is his name according to IMDB.com

[Zeke]

[ QUOTE ]
Antonio Bandaras can play "Ryan",


A little ass kissing going on here Hack? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif You'll have to catch up to Zeke first. If Ryan turned a corner too quick it'd break Zekes neck... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Yer just jealous http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Paul]

Ryan? (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Trailer/6116/images/4_misbehave.wav)

[RileyRacing]

If I ever get skinny again, Tom Hanks could play me... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jay

[Hot Rod To Hell]

Uhhh.... Who would play me guys? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[johnnygringo]

2nd from left...burkley?
http://antonyl.brinkster.net/mahoney/cops_in_hall.jpg

[McGrath]

"I didn't see Raising Arizona..."


Tex Cobb. Used to be a Boxer too.

[Missing Link]

[ QUOTE ]
I want to be played by Jeff Bridges

[/ QUOTE ]
You may be better off being played by Mick Folley

[imfatdad]

this guy here on the right fixing to lay one on the mask...

http://www.negativschnitt.de/eric_stoltz/html/mask_024.html

[Thirdyfivepickup]

His name is John William Young and his caracter name was 'Tinker.' The stuff I found on him said he died in 96'
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[safariknut]

[ QUOTE ]
Dennis Burkley is his name according to IMDB.com

[/ QUOTE ]
Right on!One of the first roles he had was on that wacky sitcom,"Mary Hartman!Mary Hartman!" back in the early 70's.There were a lot of people in that(Mary's sister was the girl who played Harrison Ford's girl in American Graffiti)including Martin Mull,Fred Willard,and Dabney Coleman.Wish I could find some old tapes of that show.

[Elrusto]

IMDB page on MASK (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0089560/maindetails) Everything that Dennis Burkley played in. (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0122036/)

[Paul]

[ QUOTE ]
You may be better off being played by Mick Folley

[/ QUOTE ]

with dozens of fans? ok

[redmeat]

<font color="red"> I always thought I would be played by John Candy....oops.......maybe Chris Farley.oops.....hey you guys know any funny fat dudes that ain't dead yet?

R E D M E A T </font>

[CherryBlossom]

[ QUOTE ]
Antonio Bandaras can play "Ryan",


A little ass kissing going on here Hack? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif You'll have to catch up to Zeke first. If Ryan turned a corner too quick it'd break Zekes neck... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]


LMGDFAO!!! I hadn't heard that one before....

[Missing Link]

Hey, Mick Folley is good. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I guess it's better than being portrayed by Mr. Socko http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Skate Fink]

[ QUOTE ]
<font color="red"> .....hey you guys know any funny fat dudes that ain't dead yet?

R E D M E A T </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

........"Skate Fink!"

[Gracie]

Roseanne Barr is perfect for me... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Paul]

OK the all-star cast is near complete,

although I do believe some will have to play themselves as there can be only one Germ for instance! hahaha

and uh, what's the story line?

is it a drama/action/comedy/film noir/black comedy/spagetti western/kick boxing/cult horror/karate/sci-fi/porn flic?

or just a bunch of goofs typing tech and nonsense http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Paul

[McGrath]

[ QUOTE ]
<font color="red"> I always thought I would be played by John Candy....oops.......maybe Chris Farley.oops.....hey you guys know any funny fat dudes that ain't dead yet?

R E D M E A T </font>

[/ QUOTE ]


John Goodman....

[TINGLER]

The story line should be a Spaghetti Western all the way...

The setting could be the HAMB drags.

The GOOD, The BAD, and the UGLY.........well....mostly ugly..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif