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hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:37 AM
OK, basically, it's been a long, hard week for me and I thought that I would have a little Friday fun. This is for the Tech forum and should be where new members are directed to upon becoming a member.... That said, I think that most of the intros lately have been purdy good.
Just having a little fun.
Wait till' I post all of the pics before you start making comments.
Have a great weekend. I love you guys!
HC


Tech Post: How to do a proper intro

Step 1) If your head is up your ass, remove said head from your ass and continue to step 2.
Step 2) Click on the new post icon. If you are a moron, it says "post"!
Step 3) Enter your subject in the subject (just put INTRO) if you type in something like "How do I get my car started / intro" you will be ignored.
Step 4) Notice the cool little post icons http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif neat aren't they? Well ignore them for your intro you nightmare of a fuck. We don't know who in the hell you are yet, so don't try and win us over with some stupid funny face on your intro post... Once we get to know you, you can start using these fun and whimsical happy icons.
Step 5) Enter your intro into the "post" section.
Things to remember when typing out your main intro:

We want to know who you are. What do you drive. What are you working on. Are you an Asshole? Are you here to talk about traditional hot rodding? Are you here to find a date? Have you slept with anyone famous... You know the standard basic "get to know you" shit.
Photo's of your ride are not mandatory, but if you don't post any, you can basically fuck right off.
Do not tell us about your bitchin' '02 F-150 that is bagged in the rear with magnesium on the bumper for cool spark effects. (while there is nothing wrong with owning said F-150, this is not the place to talk about it).
If you are a Jackass and did not properly fill out your profile, we will assume that there is something that you are trying to hide from us, like that you live in Canada or something...
The propor use of englush is highely incourragged. If you cant spel, use spelcheck.
DO NOT refer to yourself in third person! Hankcash hates people who refer to themselves like that. It makes Hankcash upset and violent!

Step 6) Click on the red continue button... it is a red box that says "continue" in white letters you chucklehead.
Step 7) Now it is time to attach your pic's of your ride/s, project/s or your mom and or sister/s.
Remember: your files must be smaller than 70000 MB in order to post em'.
Step 8) After sucessfully uploading your photo/s click the continue button once more. (we already covered what the continue button looks like, but if you are stupid it is a red box with the letters "continue" written in it!)

It's just about that easy. If you have problems doing this, you should walk directly in front of moving traffic (try and walk in front of a pre '65 "traditionally" styled car in order to keep your ass On Topic)!

Next, we will go into the do's and dont's of posting your intro pics...

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:38 AM
If this is your hot rod.
go away!

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:39 AM
If you think that doing this to your Shoebox makes you cool, you are in the wrong place!

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:39 AM
you too...

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:40 AM
If you rims look like this...
go away!

Johnny Ace
04-02-2004, 11:41 AM
HANK....you kiss your wife with that potty mouth?? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:41 AM
if this is your kid.
You are ok in my book!

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:42 AM
if this is your old man...
you are on the right board...

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:43 AM
If you mom looks anything like Pat Priest... please post pic's of her on your intro!

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:44 AM
Being white trash is cool...
but some things should not have been done!

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:44 AM
wtf are you thinking?

Donzie
04-02-2004, 11:44 AM
If you use the "F" word continously....STOP!
It isn't neccessary.

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:44 AM
go away!

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:46 AM
If you have a cool ride (like the one pictured below) make sure the pic's you post do the car justice...
See example of what a no contrast having, finger in front of the lense sticking, non-photoshop using disaster you can be if you don't take the time to shoot a proper photo...

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:55 AM
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If you use the "F" word continously....STOP!
It isn't neccessary.

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Sorry, I took some of the "F's" out...
I didn't realize that I had so many in there... I just started typing and it all came out like the devil!
HC

Petejoe
04-02-2004, 11:56 AM
LMFAO.. Hank for the new Captain. Cleaning coffee of monitor.

Johnny Ace
04-02-2004, 11:56 AM
Where's my Dita on Diaz photo?

hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:57 AM
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Where's my Dita on Diaz photo?

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I will get it to you by tomorrow...
Trust me, I am working on it!

HC

Satinblack
04-02-2004, 11:58 AM
LOLOLOL! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

plan9
04-02-2004, 12:08 PM
HAHA... the intro PoPo wont have anyone to mess with now?

knowing how idiotic humans are, people will miss this post altogether. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

du$ty
04-02-2004, 01:38 PM
fuck you HANKCASH http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

zman
04-02-2004, 02:16 PM
So heartwarming and caring it almost makes me want to do an intro right now. Awww fuck it....

hankcash
04-02-2004, 02:19 PM
You guys need to watch you language!

Levis Classic
04-02-2004, 02:28 PM
Hankcash -

That ASSHOLE with thte PT Cruiser lives in my home town.He is a 65 year old jackass who is very proud of what he has done with that thing.

gettingreasy
04-02-2004, 07:47 PM
I thought that fucker was a PhotoShop! Worse PT I've ever seen, there is a car club of PT people that have TRAD ones up in Northern CA, scary huh.
-Jesse

Donzie
04-02-2004, 08:13 PM
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LMFAO.. Hank for the new Captain.

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If the badge fits, where it.

hankcash
04-02-2004, 09:28 PM
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Where's my Dita on Diaz photo?

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Here you go Johnny...
Took a while to research and put it together, but I think that it came out purdy good...

HC

Germ
04-02-2004, 09:36 PM
BUNCH OF FAGS to think they ARE the INTRO MAFIA,,,

I'm calling my HOMIE SPEEDFREAK out of the woods...

You have it all WRONG son,,,

WE use to THROW BULLETS and MAKE NEWBIES go away,,,,

fitzee
04-02-2004, 11:27 PM
If you are a Jackass and did not properly fill out your profile, we will assume that there is something that you are trying to hide from us!!!


So does that mean that germ is a!!!!!

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