hankcash
04-02-2004, 11:37 AM
OK, basically, it's been a long, hard week for me and I thought that I would have a little Friday fun. This is for the Tech forum and should be where new members are directed to upon becoming a member.... That said, I think that most of the intros lately have been purdy good.
Just having a little fun.
Wait till' I post all of the pics before you start making comments.
Have a great weekend. I love you guys!
HC
Tech Post: How to do a proper intro
Step 1) If your head is up your ass, remove said head from your ass and continue to step 2.
Step 2) Click on the new post icon. If you are a moron, it says "post"!
Step 3) Enter your subject in the subject (just put INTRO) if you type in something like "How do I get my car started / intro" you will be ignored.
Step 4) Notice the cool little post icons http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif neat aren't they? Well ignore them for your intro you nightmare of a fuck. We don't know who in the hell you are yet, so don't try and win us over with some stupid funny face on your intro post... Once we get to know you, you can start using these fun and whimsical happy icons.
Step 5) Enter your intro into the "post" section.
Things to remember when typing out your main intro:
We want to know who you are. What do you drive. What are you working on. Are you an Asshole? Are you here to talk about traditional hot rodding? Are you here to find a date? Have you slept with anyone famous... You know the standard basic "get to know you" shit.
Photo's of your ride are not mandatory, but if you don't post any, you can basically fuck right off.
Do not tell us about your bitchin' '02 F-150 that is bagged in the rear with magnesium on the bumper for cool spark effects. (while there is nothing wrong with owning said F-150, this is not the place to talk about it).
If you are a Jackass and did not properly fill out your profile, we will assume that there is something that you are trying to hide from us, like that you live in Canada or something...
The propor use of englush is highely incourragged. If you cant spel, use spelcheck.
DO NOT refer to yourself in third person! Hankcash hates people who refer to themselves like that. It makes Hankcash upset and violent!
Step 6) Click on the red continue button... it is a red box that says "continue" in white letters you chucklehead.
Step 7) Now it is time to attach your pic's of your ride/s, project/s or your mom and or sister/s.
Remember: your files must be smaller than 70000 MB in order to post em'.
Step 8) After sucessfully uploading your photo/s click the continue button once more. (we already covered what the continue button looks like, but if you are stupid it is a red box with the letters "continue" written in it!)
It's just about that easy. If you have problems doing this, you should walk directly in front of moving traffic (try and walk in front of a pre '65 "traditionally" styled car in order to keep your ass On Topic)!
Next, we will go into the do's and dont's of posting your intro pics...
Just having a little fun.
Wait till' I post all of the pics before you start making comments.
Have a great weekend. I love you guys!
HC
Tech Post: How to do a proper intro
Step 1) If your head is up your ass, remove said head from your ass and continue to step 2.
Step 2) Click on the new post icon. If you are a moron, it says "post"!
Step 3) Enter your subject in the subject (just put INTRO) if you type in something like "How do I get my car started / intro" you will be ignored.
Step 4) Notice the cool little post icons http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif neat aren't they? Well ignore them for your intro you nightmare of a fuck. We don't know who in the hell you are yet, so don't try and win us over with some stupid funny face on your intro post... Once we get to know you, you can start using these fun and whimsical happy icons.
Step 5) Enter your intro into the "post" section.
Things to remember when typing out your main intro:
We want to know who you are. What do you drive. What are you working on. Are you an Asshole? Are you here to talk about traditional hot rodding? Are you here to find a date? Have you slept with anyone famous... You know the standard basic "get to know you" shit.
Photo's of your ride are not mandatory, but if you don't post any, you can basically fuck right off.
Do not tell us about your bitchin' '02 F-150 that is bagged in the rear with magnesium on the bumper for cool spark effects. (while there is nothing wrong with owning said F-150, this is not the place to talk about it).
If you are a Jackass and did not properly fill out your profile, we will assume that there is something that you are trying to hide from us, like that you live in Canada or something...
The propor use of englush is highely incourragged. If you cant spel, use spelcheck.
DO NOT refer to yourself in third person! Hankcash hates people who refer to themselves like that. It makes Hankcash upset and violent!
Step 6) Click on the red continue button... it is a red box that says "continue" in white letters you chucklehead.
Step 7) Now it is time to attach your pic's of your ride/s, project/s or your mom and or sister/s.
Remember: your files must be smaller than 70000 MB in order to post em'.
Step 8) After sucessfully uploading your photo/s click the continue button once more. (we already covered what the continue button looks like, but if you are stupid it is a red box with the letters "continue" written in it!)
It's just about that easy. If you have problems doing this, you should walk directly in front of moving traffic (try and walk in front of a pre '65 "traditionally" styled car in order to keep your ass On Topic)!
Next, we will go into the do's and dont's of posting your intro pics...