S.A. Must really be hard-up!

[Johnny Ace]

Try as we might, we just can't get out of doing some sort of show in San Antonio on May 15....same 'ol ingredients,EXCEPT that this time our fellow Chups(moonlighting as HIGHSCHOOL CAESAR) and the inbred FLAMETRICK SUBS will be playing while I wonder exactly where the hell I am,like always......fukkit,we will show up with paint,ugly art,and painkillers...watch our friends play and anyone who wants to come is welcome.....
But WAIT...here's the kikker...it's at some Psychobilly/Goth/ Industrial club called Communion!
We have never been to ANY club in S.A.,much less that one....this will either be hilarious or Kali will have to put down some Goth Chicks with her lovely piledriver....
I'm too old for this stuff... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[BubbaLuv]

hey johnny
i need to know if this show is definitely on.
let me know.
bubba

[Johnny Ace]

Heya Bubba....
Club has confirmed...
Subs have confirmed...
It's all up to Diaper-Man....

[TexasHardcore]

Johnny...if ya need some more bands, let me know...I got some friends in bands down in Corpus that would love to play...Here's a few links:


WHISKEY RIVER ANGELS - ROCK & ROLL (http://www.whiskeyriverangels.com)

The Jr. High Jinx - Ramones-influenced Punk Rock (http://www.jrhighjinx.com/)

The Name Is Dalton - Filthy Rock (http://www.geocities.com/lastcommand2/main)

[Johnny Ace]

Could they deliver the A shell???? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[ChuckleHead_Al]

Hey Ace sorry ya think so poorly of S.A, that same place your talking about! That same parking lot has got my car(54 Buick) Keyed twice, and hit once. Goth people suck, my gal dragged me out there all three times..Plus I live in S.A, I'll be there for what ever's going on, to support yall...

[Johnny Ace]

Not poorly of S.A.....
We just don't like Goths....It's kinda ironic that we would be having a show in a club like that....but if you know the place, what kinda place is it?
That makes the second Goth club that wanted us to show up...someplace called Sin 13?

[Samantha]

Goth sucks...just a poor imitation of Death Rock! haha

[Johnny Ace]

Testify, Sam!
But then again....thank God for pvc hotpants... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Johnny Ace]

Al...if you really are going,we will put ya on our guest list....

[Crease]

Johnny,

Let me know how the Barons can support the cause. Lookin forward to hearing more details.

Chris

[plmczy]

piledrivers? get plenty of pics if that happens. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif The only goth I like so far is Type O Negative. later plmczy

[Samantha]

Hey Johnny...are you the one who said something about goth chicks wearing fishnets...looking like they were straining cottage cheese? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I still laugh about that!

[Johnny Ace]

Crease..
Thanks for the support!
Just show up,have a good time and enjoy the "Goth Girls in their skivvies" contest....
Barons out in front,maybe?

[Johnny Ace]

Sam...guilty as charged.....the sister to the OrcaBetty..
The ORCA-LILLY...or GIRTH GRRL....you can recognize them by the Kali fist-prints left on their faces....

[Samantha]

Hehehehe! I thought it was you that said that! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Germ]

fat chicks need LOVE too,,,
Just ask RICKYRACER, his VAGINA needs TEXAS ROCKERBILLY TUBE STEAK,,,,

[Johnny Ace]

My esteemed colleaugue,Germ, has a point....think of how goddamned POOR Coop would be without the financial backing of Fat Dykes,Male Virgins,RockaBilly stores,SoCal art galleries......If it wasn't for Fat Chicks, he might actually have to COME UP with something ORIGINAL...
Bootay is one thing...ANTI-THEFT DEVICES are another....

[BoomBoom]

Come on now John, No negativity! Take a deep breath, relax,now sing with me, " the mornin sun is shinin like a red rubber ball" Now, dont you feel better?

[Johnny Ace]

hahah..The Cyrkle!
You are RIGHT, B2.....Love is all around,like the Troggs said.... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Smokin Joe]

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes...

Best goth chick was Morticia Adams. Elvira was a chubby second!

[hamilton]

Diaper man here, all systems are stinky...er, a-go. Roger that, we gotta fish stick in the air...12 o clock.

[Johnny Ace]

Well...that makes it official!
it might be good to start promoting the show now...I hear those Chups get real mad if their guarantee comes up short!

[BubbaLuv]

wait till you see our rider!!! Hank III anint got nuttin on us!
bubbacabra

[Johnny Ace]

I think we are gonna have a "Miss Retro Panties Contest"....not the big "That's My Momma" kind, but the "Daddy LIKE" kind....or I might just break down by the side of the road again..who can say?

[du$ty]

maybe i could come down there and clear out the vampires for you good christian folks http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Johnny Ace]

NOW we got somethin' here,folks!
If the Kartbreakers or any of the Road Rockets,like that troublemaker Flat-Top, show up,we got a REAL party to look forward to....Man,I wish you WOULD show up,Kartbreaker...and bring those guys with the bluebonnets too...

[BubbaLuv]

so where is the f'n poster!

[J. Cougar]

When's this goin' on? I'll represent tha' Outkasts.

[du$ty]

alleycat....i thought they we're kicking you out? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[hankcash]

Johnny....

If your gonna have the show in San Antonio, you should have it in the Alamo.... in the basement!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

HC

[J. Cougar]

Naw Kartbreaker, it's too late now!

[Johnny Ace]

AlleyCat...it's on Saturday,May 15...Armed Forces Day...it would be great if you could come....

Hank.....you can judge the Virgin Goth Chick contest..EXCEPT there wouldn't be any eligible contestants! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sponsors include ShitBoxes SpeedShop out of SuperSecretsville,Karloffornia....Felon/Lucky 13......and more....

[J. Cougar]

I'll most definently be there. Is it the Communion club or Sin 13?

[Johnny Ace]

Communion.....
Too many fudge-knuckles at Sin 13, from what we heard....

[Jeff Norwell]

[ QUOTE ]
My esteemed colleaugue,Germ, has a point....think of how goddamned POOR Coop would be without the financial backing of Fat Dykes,Male Virgins,RockaBilly stores,SoCal art galleries......If it wasn't for Fat Chicks, he might actually have to COME UP with something ORIGINAL...




COOP BLOWS DEAD DONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
.....any fucking chance I get..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Johnny Ace]

Haha...Copro Nason has NIGHTMARES about Coop going into retirement......

[Johnny Ace]

THANKS to all the positive response,off board as well as on....We were kinda concerned that the venue might throw some folks, but it proves that HAMBers will go anywhere!
Poster coming up....more details....Artists and bands feel free to give us a holler..

[ChuckleHead_Al]

Hey You'll dig San Anto homie, You'll definetetly get support from "THE CHUCKLEHEADS".... The commuinion is al'right, I guess.. Shit 2 things can happen, we'll all go to Jail or yall will get banned from ever playing again, either one is fine with me!! See yall soon, Is anybody driving?

[gege]

COPRO NASON, fyi, if you get on their web or get on their mailing list you will see they have gone way beyond the need for coop style art, not that there is anything wrong with it, its just that it gets old after a while and there are so many new artists that deserve a showing that display varied styles and medias, they have a good cross section of shows devoted to low and highbrow, and a few books coming out. they have helped many artists get the exposure they deserve.

[Roadsters.com]

I used to be, like, totally goth, you know, but I eventually grew tired of always having to dye my food black.

Dave
http://www.roadsters.com/

[Johnny Ace]

Is that so,George?
You gonna tell me that book Nason put out wasn't full of the artists Nason HAPPENS to represent?
Just a coincidence? Point out to me just how many of these guys WORKED for Ed. I already know the answer....do you?
I'm damn sick and tired of these people who showed up in the '90s claiming they did this or that with Ed,or are writing books about how big their goddamn "collections" are...
What did Nason ever do for US?
Or do we not deserve it because we choose to live and work in Texas?
Nason is one of the MAIN criminals GUILTY of SATURATING the fukkin' art world with coop shit....
BRUSH deserves a book...Picasso deserves a book....And yes,WE deserve a book on our Roth work....and we are finally getting it,but not through ANYTHING the art mags or galleries did for us.
It doesn't matter how many of Ed's or Von Dutch's art or vehicles you guys buy ....It doesn't give you the right to change the truth.....

[BoomBoom]

The mornin sun is shinin like a red rubber ball http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Johnny Ace]

Yep..you are right Bro B2...better stick to focusing on the show .....you guys ever thought of adding go go dancers to your set? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[photoman]

[ QUOTE ]
Hey Johnny...are you the one who said something about goth chicks wearing fishnets...looking like they were straining cottage cheese? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I still laugh about that!

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh man...I just spit all over my computer screen. That's a mental image I didn't need but thanks for the laugh.

[photoman]

[ QUOTE ]
Is that so,George?
You gonna tell me that book Nason put out wasn't full of the artists Nason HAPPENS to represent?
Just a coincidence? Point out to me just how many of these guys WORKED for Ed. I already know the answer....do you?
I'm damn sick and tired of these people who showed up in the '90s claiming they did this or that with Ed,or are writing books about how big their goddamn "collections" are...
What did Nason ever do for US?
Or do we not deserve it because we choose to live and work in Texas?
Nason is one of the MAIN criminals GUILTY of SATURATING the fukkin' art world with coop shit....
BRUSH deserves a book...Picasso deserves a book....And yes,WE deserve a book on our Roth work....and we are finally getting it,but not through ANYTHING the art mags or galleries did for us.
It doesn't matter how many of Ed's or Von Dutch's art or vehicles you guys buy ....It doesn't give you the right to change the truth.....

[/ QUOTE ]

Man I might as well be reading chinee....all I know is Ed is god and Texas is heaven.

[BoomBoom]

.....you guys ever thought of adding go go dancers to your set?
Are you voluntering? Can you hook us up with some Orcabillys? You know I dig big boned Texas gals http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Yee Haw!!

[Jeff Norwell]

I is feeling some 'Ol time religion....speak da truth my southern brutha!!!!!
FIRE ;N BRIMMSTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

......anybody smell smoke?

[Johnny Ace]

Things are looking really good now!
Among the monster and hot rod art will be shirts by Ed "Boom Boom" Cannon and Kali....crippled scratchings by me...hopefully Hami's cut-out masterpieces?
ANY HAMB artists who want to be in the show, PLEASE let us know....And THANKS to CREASE and the Barons for their planned attendance,The Chups, and any clubs who want to come enjoy the show and hang out...
There will be a HEAVY HAMB presence there, and even if we were sketchy about first doing this, we are totally INTO it now....gotta leave the ranch sometimes!

[ChuckleHead_Al]

When is the show after all? Also I was thinking of asking the Communion staff about getting fellow Hambers a discount at the door! Dollar off or something. What do ya think ACE!!! Should I ask, seein' is how I live down here? Also is there a flyer/ poster you can mail me, i'll gladly make copies and post'em up at record stores and hand'em out to sex craving college girls...

[Johnny Ace]

Saturday,MAY 15....

Actually C.A., we are having a sex-crazed rockerbilly/spooky/college girl contest with prizes being donated by a major greaserifficTM label....poster coming very soon....We had to consult with an expert on the show,but he says go ahead on!
Really appreciate your help,we will take you up on that offer.....
Discount to HAMBers? I'll do my best...a roll call would help me plan,though.....

[hamilton]

I'm bringing my 6 ft "JOHNNY ACE Cut Out" Tm...if Boom Boom dont mind tying him to the roofof the van!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Johnny Ace]

Haha ..that's hilarious,Hami!
But i think sometimes B/2 would rather tie me to the bumper and drag me... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Oh yeah, the guy in the cut-out looks like he's been workin' out compared to me....

[hankcash]

hhhhaaahhhaahhh
That made my fucking day!!!!!!!!!!!
O my gawd?
Hami, I am going to shat myself.
HC http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Johnny Ace]

I hope to the merciful Lord,who loves all that is good and decent in this world,that the thing in my left hand is a paintbrush....
We saw one of those on Bourbon street hanging on the wall of a ...well,let's just say it was an establishment catering to "amusement"... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Johnny Ace]

Still going through with this....it's actually gonna be our 3rd Tx Rat Fink party....
Because as we all know, goth chicks LOVE Rat Fink.....